>be me 11
>start playing with my dick cuz bored start stroking it feels intersting keep going faster feelsgoodman

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my first experience
dropped the soap in prison...

>>686177265
12 year old confirmed

Used to choke myself and then rub my dick on my pillow.

Like 14

I thought it was how everyone masturbated.

I ended up permanently damaging some things.

>>686176831
female
8
I was rubbing my cunt against the corner of a table and it felt good, so I kept doing it until I came

16. got laid and decided I should try that shit with out my girlfriend around. Success.

female
7 or so
rubbing against a corner of my bed

technically i started touching myself when i was like 7 or 8. My parents had the movie channels and was left along for like 30 minutes. I was watching this Van Damme movie where he started to fuck a girl on a boat or a plane I forget. I got hard and started to hump the couch.

>>686177471
like your brain?

>>686177471
some things?

>>686177759
oldfag confirmed

>>686177759
you don't act 13 so

12
It was in the bath tub, my penis rubbed against my thigh as I was cleaning it and it felt nice so I just kept on going.

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>>686177861
i know what u are but what am i?

ITT: sweaty mouth-breathing neckbeards pretending to be girls

But since you asked: laid in my bed slowly stroking myself aged 13-ish. Nothing came out. I only tried it because a kid in school told me about how he did it.

>enter secondary school
>innocent young lad with no real concept of masturbation
>autistic child likes to put his hand in a fist, shake it and say he's wanking
>sothereistruthtotheserumours.jpg
>sleeping on top bunk
>lil bro on bottom bunk
>start performing the same autistic hand movements on my dick
>after a short while, intense pleasure, like nothing I've ever felt before
>fall asleep with my stomach covered in dry cum
>do this every night
>parents realise and tell me to stop "moving around and going to the bathroom"

>>686177751
Yeah it made me partially deaf and also severe memory loss which has persisted into adulthood.

Wish my parents told me what the fuck was happening.

>>686176831
SAUCE?

A classmate told me how to do it when I was 9

13, me and a classmate, my gf at the time, was experimenting since my parents wasnt home.

>>686176831
Male
Think I was 7 - 9. Started rubbing my dick, got hard, felt good, had a coin collector that my tiny prick fit into. The cold metal felt good, but sadly I was to young to cum.

>>686177676
>>686177540
>>686176831
Is doing it so young a common occurrence or do all degenerates just end up here?

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>>686177928
u want to have a fight i'll meet u at fukn morrissons fgt

Male
The first time I was young
I cum for the first time in a hotel when I was taking a shower and I began to rub my dick with a kind of milk soap that there was in the bath

>>686178236
Females do it younger than males

they reach puberty and are ready to sex earlier then boys

>>686178365
>are ready to sex earlier
It's like you want me to be a pedo...

>>686178236
>Is doing it so young

What are you talking about? Sexual self-exploration is very common starting off in kindergarten age and it leads into puberty. The only case I could think of where you would think it's wrong, is if you're from the US, where everyone is adamant about not letting children explore their identity, to a point of traumatization and oppressed sexual activity that leads the US as having the most teenage mothers.

It's perfectly natural and fine, fam.

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Male. I actually had sex before I ever masturbated. I was 16.

I recommend going solo before teaming up with someone because holy shit it's confusing when you dont know that torrent of 16 years worth of cum is about to be delivered.

>>686178159
kek, that's pretty bad

>be me 11
>in the bath
>I begin to play with my dick
>becomes erect
>I play with it for a few minutes
>great sensation comes along
>I cum in the bath
The worse part is that me and my mum usually share the same bath water so she was basically bathing in my sperm.

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>>686177471
>Used to choke myself and rub my dick on my pillow
>I thought it was how everyone masturbated
I think something was already damaged. Your fucking brain.

>>686178854
I don't think it's wrong fam, I just didn't know it started so early.
As long as it's not rape, and I won't get lynched, I'm down for anything.

>>686178919
>best*

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>>686179056

>>686176831
Wait does OP's pic actually do anything for girls?!?

been 8 when I found a porn that aroused me, trying to jerk off to it. I thought I had to go pee but nothing came out. The second time afterwards I blew some drops it was amazing

>>686178159
So it was totally worth it.

>>686176831
Tits or gtfo

>>686176831
Probably about twelve. Just playing with my cock for no reason when I started thinking about that girl from the Percy Jackson books.

>>686179144
Medfag here, it's totally normal for girls, some even start kindergarten age. The clit is basically working perfectly from birth on. It's not really connected to sexual thoughts at that age though, they just think it feels good.

>>686179382

>lrn2anatomy

Think I was like 9 came during a test in school, all of a sudden got hard and just came.

Used to fuck a pillow for years after rubbing my dick all over it and shit.

Good times

>>686179382
Water pressure that stimulates nerves against a women's most sensitive area.
Gee, I fucking wonder dumbass.
>>686179495
Stop telling me things that could ruin my life.
2D only, 2D only!

>Be me
>12
>Found nudes of Michael Bay
>I came

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>>686176831
>male
>13
>watching american pie
pic related

>>686179495
btw, I often have worried mothers asking me how to stop their children from masturbating. Don't be like this once you're a parent.

I think I was 9 or 10

I think I either used the bath faucet
Or grabbed my foreskin and pulled up and closed it fast.

Cum used to not shoot out, was like a puddle over my head lol

Male

I was about 11. Had seen comedians talk about jerking off and doing the Hand motion. Had heard people talk about it. Did what they did while holding my cock. Some time later started feeling really tingly, in my head and toes. It grew and grew, and moved from my extremities towards my crotch. Suddenly I get this explosion of pleasure and got scared because I'd never felt like that before. Waited a few minutes and then started again and this time finished. Been jerking ever since.

>>686176831
Post tits with timestamp

>>686178365
You are soooo wrong...

>>686179832
I won't give a shit considering how much I do.

was around 12, drank a lot of vodka, went to bed, found some new things, didn't cum perhaps.

I actually didn't have my first wank until about 17-18. I'd always looked at porn before then but never really bothered trying/experimenting with masturbation that guys usually do when they're younger. I was pretty late to the fap party.

>>686180074
No you are so wrong

>>686178866
same here. lost my virginity at 16 and never masturbated until afterwards. wish I paid attention in sex ed.

>female
> I forget
> Fapped to girls
> Didn't realize I was dyke until much later

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>>686179382
I've dated two separate girls that began masturbating via ops pic related. They said it blew their minds. One was nine when she started, the other thirteen.

>>686180171
No, you are so wrong

>be me
>12 years old
>have a very soft fabric on my bed cover
>dick gets hard so take it out. like the feeling of the blanket on my dick
>wrap the blanket around my dick and start moving it up and down
>move my hips to fuck the blanket pussy I made
>immensely pleasurable feeling, can't stop
>feels so good, I know something is about to happen but don't know what
>start cumming, greatest feeling in all my 12 years
>have after masturbation guilt until I didn't again
>I think I pumped out enough semen that week to fill a 2 gallon milk jug

>>686178236
male here. i started when i was like 5 but i think i was molested by my older sistrs friends so its not my fault im a degenerate
>tfw 5 year old feeling 9 year old sugar walls

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Fuck I don't like sharing this

>age 12
>played with my hard dick a lot, but didn't know masturbation cuz no internet
>watching tv layin on couch
>that tila tequila show where shes bisexual in 2008 comes on
>lesbians kiss
>pop a chub and my dic is out of my pants
>it slides in between the cushions accidently
>feels good so I start humping
>all of a sudden I feel burning pleasure and think I just broke my dick, thinking I'm bleeding
>run to bathroom and notice my blood is white and clear
>this isn't blood though
>I want to try this again.
>hump non-stop for 3 hours thinking of tila tequilas fake tits

>>686179495
wow. i only ever touched my cock at that age because it looked funny and flopped around. never actually derived pleasure i don't think.

>13
>Figure I'd try out masturbating one night
>"Well this isn't so bad"
>I cum ten seconds later
>Didn't ejaculate but I still felt a super intense orgasm
>I thought it was painful at the time
>"Why would anyone do this??"
>Oh how little I knew

>13
> finds out about porn but has no idea how to masturbate
> watches anyway but cant deal with boner
>dont figure it out for like a year, greatest felling ever when i did though

>>686180074
no. Girls finish and start puberty earlier than boys (that doesn't have anything to do with early masturbation though, girls with 8 or 10 years aren't anywhere near puberty, girl's bodys are "ready for sex" at about 14 years of age). This also is the reason why girls generally do better in school until about 17 years of age. Boys develop slower. Males usually have caught up at about 20 years of age.

>>686180530
Every person has a story from when they were 15-.
I missed out on the good shit since if you were the same age it was technically legal.

>>686180577
Yeah boys usually start masturbating at about 10-13 years of age, much later than girls.

>>686180315
When girls still playing with dolls, boys have spent years looking under their skirts

11
I was home alone and watched a weird swedish sex comedy movie that my parents had bought, then I went into the bathroom and rubbed my dick on a radiator because it felt nice. I had no idea what cumming would be like and I was really scared when shit started coming out. Feels bad man.

>>686181032
>on a radiator
wat?

>>686176831
9
Male
In the bathtub

>8
> dragonball moonx and/or carmen electra nude pic where only one tit was showing
> fap

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9

i had older friends and they told me about it. so i just tried it and i liked it

but later when i was taking a bath and removed the pic related. the water on my dick will make me cum in 20 minutes

>best orgasms of my life

>be me
>be about 12
>reading Betty and Veronica
>get to pic with Betty in bikini
>get boner
>feels good
>keep staring at pic of Betty in bikini
>starts feeling reeal good
>cum without touching dick
>goes right thru underwear and runs down legs
>goes on like this for a few months before I actually have to touch my dick in order to reach orgasm
>pic related. Couldn't find actual pic that I came to.

>>686180747
No. When girls still playing with dolls, boys have spent years looking under their skirts. May you and the other gays dont know this.

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>>686181369
oops! Forgot pic. Here it is.

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>>686181175
It was shaped differently at the top and perfectly fit my 11 year old dick.

>>686180166
How do you look at porn throughout the prime years of puberty without touching yourself?

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>be me
>be 10~12 idfk
>unfamiliar with the concept of fapping
>usually stick my dick in magazines where i see hot chicks didn't know what to do with it else, it felt nice tho
>I was tits guy
>watch Southpark
>episode where word shit is uncensored or something
>Cartman, some fat dude with orange hat and Ned hiding in bushes spying on someone.
>Ned takes out his dick and starts jacking off
>I was really confused and didn't know what he was doing.
>went to bed.
>came to the idea maybe I should hold my dick
>held my dick, it felt nice
>remembered he was kind of vibrating
>so I tried doing the same but I ended up going back and forth
>I orgasmed, it felt so fucking weird.
>I immediately went to the bathroom
>I just realised that this is how people impregnate, I didn't cum. I thought I was never going to get sperm. Got it a few years later tho
>however, my boner wouldn't go away for like 3 hours, stupid me went to the living room where everyone was because I thought it would go away when I was in "danger"
>Nothing happened, still boner
>back to my room, waiting for boner to fade away, I eventually fell asleep
Having an orgasm now feels normal but back then it felt weird as fuck, probably because i didn't produce sperm yet.
Also pic rel, it's the episode that subliminally taught me how to masturbate...

>>686181414
>>be me
>>be about 12
>>reading Betty and Veronica
>>get to pic with Betty in bikini
>>get boner
>>feels good
>>keep staring at pic of Betty in bikini
>>starts feeling reeal good
>>cum witho
It doesn't become more true if you repeat it. Girls go through puberty earlier. Doesn't have anything to do with with looking under skirts, just with hormones.

female
8 or 9
using pillows. did anyone else get turned on from watching animals die on those nature shows, like lions killing zebras or was that just me. my dad caught me a few times and kept telling me to stop it, kek

>>686181414
the girls played with dolls to occupy their time in between masturbating

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>>686178919
>The worse part is that me and my mum usually share the same bath water so she was basically bathing in my sperm.

>>686181697
If true, you are one in a million
I false, you are one massive faggot.

>>686181697
not really, i guess fetishes develop at a young age huh?

>13
>hear about mastrubation and watch porn for first time
>sitting in the bathroom on a closed toilet
>find it very disgusting so grabbed toilet paper and start rubbing pussy
>half hour later, still in the bathroom and used a lot of toilet paper because pussy got wet
>dont get orgasm but w/e
>weeks later learned from a textbook that you have to rub the weird knot above pussy
>still disgusting and use toilet paper
>get weird feeling after rubbing for a while but not super great feeling like in the porn vids
>feel exhausted and go to bed

There were times where I mastrubated like every day. Now its like 1 time in the 1/2 months.

Was fucking weird ternager life. Got my first period at 18 and loss virginity at 17.

>>686181804
It is true and I haven't told anyone before but if anywhere this seems like a good place to

>>686181522
Sounds like Scott Tenorman Must Die, not It Hits the Fan

>>686176831
Female
Like 3-4
Started rubbed against my pillow.

>>686178294
haha same here

>>686182020
Tits? Please?

>>686181636
Doesn't have anythig to do with the puberty, just with interest by opposite sex and masturbation. And boys starts years before the girls.

>>686182112
No clue what episode it was, all I remember is him teaching me how to fap

>>686176831
>Be me at 11
>Looked up naked ladies on Google
>Came across a page of a girl stripping
>Kept looking for naked ladies on Google
>Came across YouJizz
>Watch a porn video
>Thought I had to masturbate really fast
>Didn't really learn how to masturbate properly until after a month.

Everybody in this thread was pretty old, I was only 4 or 5, rubbing muh dick on the floor, got scolded by my parents who could obviously tell what I was up to and learnt to be discreet quite quickly. Even did it at school once, good times, nobody expects it from a 4 year old.

>>686181927
when did you finally have a good orgasm?

>>686182223
dude she just said she was into watching things die. im pretty sure thats a sign NOT to ask for tits.

>>686182112
>>686182314
Yup, it was that one. I remember it now. There was no shit in it.

>>686182509
I would still fuck her, maybe just not marry her.

>>686180549
>12
>not knowing what masturbation is
only in usa, fucking retarded country

>12-13
>watching mario let's play on jewtube
>dick gets hard for no reason
>begin to rub it
>cum
>go to bed

>>686177471
Brain, cock or balls are damaged. Green text for the lolz

Too many dicks.

MOAR stories from girls!!

>>686177759
Mods......

>>686181414
no, girls by then have inserted the dolls

>>686179438
Well, he can't remeber anything bad

>12
>friend tells me about pornhub
>go to his house after school
>nobody is home
>we check it out
>friend explains masturbation to me
>we each cover ourselves with a blanket and decide to try it at the same time
>rub my dick like im spinning a notch trying to start a fire
>instead of cumming i run to the bathroom with my dick out and piss everywhere

>>686182839
Gay.

>>686176831

i was 12 sleeping next to my 16 yr old cousin. i felt up her ass and before i knew what was happening i was cumming.

i had no idea why this wave of euphoria would hit me and then i'd fall right to sleep...

>kind of knew what masturbation was but never had an orgasm or knew how to masturbate to begin with
>14 years old and frustrated with sexual urges but no real understanding of sexuality
>get erections at night and stick my dick through the front hole in my whitey-tightey's and rub it in between my sheets and blankets
>feels good but no orgasm
>eventually begin experimenting with things
>start with peeing a little bit on my hand and tasting it while horny while in bed at night (never peed on my sheets though, I'm not a fat gross neckbeard, just fucked up in the head)
>starting putting a crayola watercoloring brush inside my dick hole all the way because I don't know, I was horny
>later
>One night after taking a shower
>Went to my room to dry off like I normally do
>Turn TV on, winter olympics on
>Lie down on bed and play with my dick a little
>put paintbrush in my dick hole all the way
>it makes my dick straight (my dick normally points down like a banana
>lying on back with my legs up in the air so my dick is above my face
>not sure why I did it, easier to see dick maybe?
>back naturally starts coming down and my dick touches my face
>freak out
>take a little bit and try it again
>dick is throbbing hard and touches my lips
>lick around the head since the paintbrush is sticking out a little bit
>took out the paintbrush
>put the entire head of my dick in my mouth
>amazing, never felt anything like that before
>licked it for awhile until my grandma came knocking on my door and freaked out and got dressed really quick (I grew up with my grandparents)
>Go to bed for school the next morning
>wake up in middle of the night and try it again
>basically do this every single night for a week, no orgasm yet nor knew what an orgasm was
>one night after the shower
>legs up in air and dick in mouth while lying on back
continuing

>>686182839
>instead of cumming i run to the bathroom with my dick out and piss everywhere
And my sides are gone.

>>686182697
why not marry her? you could kill animals while she masturbates to the edge of orgasm and then have savage, sweaty, exhausting sex with her

>>686181927
tfw 27 and still have the energy to fap 3 times a day. Rarely have the time though.

I fired blanks on my first try at 12, underwhelming . I noticed pubes a while later, tried again, boom, never stopped lol

>>686183036
>learned that it feels better if i pull what foreskin I do have up and lick between that and the bottom of the head of my dick
>do that consistently for about 10 minutes
>feels amazing
>eventually my dick starts feeling really fuzzy
>feels really good
>not sure what's happening but realize there's something coming out of my dick and it isn't pee
>it finishes and I swallow it
>come to the conclusion that that must be what cumming is
>first orgasm/masturbation

>>686183174
or she could kill you and watch you bleed out. ever seen the ending to far cry 3?

>>686181501
I know man, it's weird. I guess it was more just curiosity? Like I wouldn't look at porn for long, I'd only look at pictures and think "Huh, that's cool" but never actually touched myself because....I dunno? I just never had the urge to do it.

>>686183331
as long as we fuck first, I'd be okay with that

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>Be 12
>Going to take shower
>Get an erection after taking off my clothes
>Instinctively hump bed
>tfw I get rug burn

12. I was reading a comic where a kid discovers masturbation, wanted to try & see if it felt good

>>686183174
You...make an extremely valid point.
>>686182020
Hey baby, forget the tits for now, let's get married for hot, sweaty, bloody sex and all the benefits from marital status. If not a US citizen I can also offer a Green Card. We love killing shit here.

>>686183427
Like in Farcy 3.
>>686183331
Ehh, as far as deaths go, I wouldn't mind.

>>686183457
What fucking comic has kids jacking it?

>>686179832
As long as they do it in private but if little Johnny is standing in the corner jerkin the gerkin while I have company over you better believe I am going to put an end to that shit.

>>686180913
Lol, are you actually retarded?

>>686176831
I was about 12. I had an odd childhood though. I was pretty much coerced into dry humping with my friend up the street off and on for a few months.

>>686183427
>>686183590
to each their own. have fun with that guys

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>>686183689
pic very much related. A friend of mine stole it from his father and lent it to me.

Except for the women that all had gigantic boobs, the comic wasn't overly sexualized (except from that 1 story about the kid masturbating), and was quite fun, but not appropriate for a 12 years old

I bathed in the bath and accidentally slid on his stomach.

>>686177471
Your brain was already damaged if you did this. You're only describing the cover story here.

>>686183970
Dibs, but I think she's gone. Watch her have been the animal Necrophilia anon.
>>686183972
Yup, I can see it now.

>>686183972
Never heard of this one. Wish I had, though. All I had in terms of sexy comics was the Archie comics with Betty and Veronica in bikinis and the odd Marvel comic in which they'd show a chick in a sexy outfit or something.

>Be me
>14
>Been wacking it for a few years
>Or so I think
>"wacking it" consists of squeezing my peepee until I get bored
>Laying in bed
>Decide to do what everyone at school did as the wacking off gesture at school
>Start
>"Why do I have to pee so bad"
>Feels good tho so I hold it
>Holding back starts to hurt
>Run across hall into bathroom holding dick
>Open toilet
>Try to pee
>Promptly shoot load into toilet
>Freak tf bc I'm pissing solid white
>Flush it and pretend it never happened

>>686184375
It's a french comic, that was somewhat famous in the 90s. All the "Fluide Glacial" collection was meant for adults, with lots of cynical or sexual content, and I remember fapping to some of those when I was older

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>>686184130
....wat

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>>686184130
>I bathed in the bath and accidentally slid on his stomach

>>686182468
4th time. Watched dirty channel on tv at night and figured out 1234 code. Two ugly lesbians in shower and pushing the dirty calcic showerhead against their pussy. After that I went for a shower and tried it myself. I thought i would full my whole womb with water and it would explode. In the shower it kinda hurted and I wasnt pussy-wet like other times. Suddenly after 5 min I get this build up really weird feeling which felt really good.

>>686183254
yeah I dont know what happend. could mastrubate 2 or once every day. I just lost interest over the years..

>>686176831
Tots or gtfo

>not sure about age, but young
>older friend of mine asked if i've fapped
>no
>tell him i don't have time for such things
>some time later, wake up with morning wood
>remembering what we talked about earlier, i decided to give it a shot
>at first it didn't feel anything special, but after a while it started to feel like i had to take a serious leak
>try to hold it in
>cum on stomach, amazed of how it felt
>run around in house fapping everywhere

>me about 5 y old male
>do have 6 y old female cousin
>family stuff happens
>my parents decide to stay at their home
>sleep in one bed with her
>later on we play doctor games
>blindfold the "patient" with a pillow
>play at each others genitals gently
>feels good but tickels
>first off only with hands then with body
>finally she puts my unerected little penis in her vagina
>just fun nothing happens
>practically had sex with 5

this still gives my weird feelings towards far younger girls nowerdays

>now 16
>probably becoming pedo

>male
>9-10
>discover porn and am intrigued by how the man is able to make white stuff come out of his dick
>try jerking it like they do
>only use like 2 fingers and thumb cause that shit is hella sensitive for some reason.
>cum
>feelsgreatman
>nothing comes out
>try it again cause damn that felt good

>>686185874
>16
b&

>>686185874
Bro just remember, never rape.
If they understand what they're doing and you won't get caught, fuck it, life is short.

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>>686185874

Are holidays awkward knowing that you fucked your cousin?

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>>686178159
Thats a myth m8

>>686178181
Victoria Sweet - Going for the Orgasm Record

>>686176831
>9yo
>just beat a level of super mario kart
>feels good
>penis goes hard
>start touching it
>feels great

thanks nintendo for the precious memories

>>686176831
>tits
or
>gtfo

>>686183972

fLuide Glacial... que de souvenirs...

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>>686186143

Little girls can't consent.

>>686185874
MODS MODS MODS

>>686186176
Hmmm
>>686185874
Bring it up next time you see her, try to hit it still.
>>686186404
If they understand sex and the consequences of, idgaf
It'll probably never happen to me though, so jut 2D and local sluts will do.

>>686178508
He ain't lying. As soon a a girl gets her period she can become pregnant

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>>686186295
I still do that to this day nut with Donkey Kong Country. I love the thought pf big hairy ape cock.

>>686186729
Will Trump lower the age of consent?
That will be my deciding factor.

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>13
>Aya Brea (Parasite Eve) in a sexy dress on the magazine cover

>>686186592
>Bring it up next time you see her, try to hit it still.

Probably not she got a bf since few years now

even think she doesn't remeber kek

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>>686185874
Now I'm a pedo too.

>>686176831
Male
I haven't masturbated before

>>686176831
>be me 9 or 10
>In movies always wondered what people ment by masturbating
>asked my older cousin told me basically what to do
>Got a hard on for no apparent reason remembered what cousin said
.Went to toilet to test out this theory
>so fucking horny unreal
>keep doing it because of how good it felt,
>Came so hard but without the cum (before puberty)
>Felt so guilty afterwards

>>686187391
liar or too young to be here. either fess up or go back to club penguin

>>686187025
Here's what you do. Be nice to her, try to like the things she does, be the "Family friend she can always talk to" If you actually say that just go ahead and kill yourself tho.
then wait until you hear about her relationship problems and bring it up the first chance you can, but not in the same day as discussing said relationship.
Get her reaction first and go along with it, with a hint of "I liked it" no matter how she reacts.

Just let it go like this and you'll soon see if it's remotely possible or not.
>>686187166
Welcome brother.
>>686187391
Don't. It's a crippling addiction.

Tits OP?

>>686187527

The first time I masturbated to women it was to this collection of sexy nfl ladies cooking veggies. I cried and told my mom.

I was a faggot.

male
4
hump side of bed to hold in pee
kept doing it till puberty when start to cum

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>>686177471
KEK

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>Be me
>Be 12 and male
>Already fully aware of sex, masturbation, ect.
>Never able to fap because mom is around too much
>One day mom and dad go across street to meet new neighbors
>mfw
>get some hand lotion
>go to my room
>lock door
>pull down pants and begin masturbating to first video that comes up on Pornhub
>seevaginaforfirstime.png
>use at least half of the lotion bottle
>climax but no cum
>go to school next day and brag about it

>>686176831
About 10
Came, but no semen. Just urine. Freaked out.

>>686177676
really hot what age are u now?

>>686187941
B8

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>>686187561

This guy is the creepy uncle that the family tells the youngins to stay away from.

>>686176831
Male, 12 years old. Idk I was laying in bed at night to go to sleep and my dick got really hard and huge and I didn't know why really. I started touching it and it felt awesome. Started jerking it harder and harder and it made me start to think of this sexy girl I knew that was like 5-6 years older than me with huge tits. I came and had no idea what it was, like I was so confused. It felt so good but my cum, which I didn't understand, was soaking my boxers. I kinda freaked out and did a load of laundry right away at like midnight to wash those cloths Kek

>>686188054
admit it, we are all the creepy uncle with no kids who nobody invites to any family events and always gets cropped out of photos

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>be 12
>knew exactly what masturbation was (decent sex-ed classes)
>didn't want to. didn't like my body telling me what to do (I was stubborn like that)
>so horny though, for so long. but I resisted (although every night I spent a lot of time humping my bed before I could get to sleep. always stopped before I came though)
>then the planes hit the twin towers, and for some reason I just couldn't hold it any longer
>oh sweet release
>been jacking it ever since

>>686187561
Professional advice but not interested any longer
... well she is not that cute as she was

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>>686187941

obvious b8 is obvious

>>686188287
I have no siblings. My mom decided one little shit was enough.

>>686188054
No, I'm just psychopathic and have a good hand on understanding how to manipulate people.
I can't wait until I have kids so I can raise them to be even bigger monsters.
Then I get to see if they help or hurt the world. Hopefully help, but either would be interesting.
>>686188323
Hmm, your loss.

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>>686188287

dont tell me that :(

>>686185213
>yeah I dont know what happend. could mastrubate 2 or once every day. I just lost interest over the years..

just don't have that much time anymore. Another reason for myself is that the temperature where I'm at is really hot and masturbating is just a hassle, but not doing it does make me horny which is why I'm idling browsing /b/.

I was 13
1:30 in the morning
I thought I did it wrong and I would either pass out or blood would come out

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>>686188471

You go, anon. You go and create monsters. You are the Anon we need, but not the one we deserve.

>>686188701
The only ppl who dont fap are those who actually get laid.And I hav a feeling nobody here gets laid.

>>686182112
OK rain man chill out

>>686179937
>file deleted

>>686184756
Willing to post more?

Ive cut down on masturbation largely, often weekly, with the occasional cheeky wank mid-week.
Did wonders for my sex life

>>686188856
I promise to deliver anon, granted the world doesn't go to shit.
This site will be apart of raising them. I don't want them to be SocialMedia cancer.

>Be Me
>Be 11
>Gets made fun of(jokingly) by cousins(Both male, 1 is 16 and other is 13) for not saying I've never masturbated.
>Goes on for a couple of months(Not continuously, at most twice a week)
>Thinks about doing it just so they won't think he's lying about not doing it.
>Watches porn without widdle p/kecker out
>Nothing happens
>Try to do it without being even near a chub
>This goes on for a couple of days
>Eventually I get it up
>Do it and cum(Not pee like these other fags in the thread)
>Eventually escalates to 4 times a day
>Be me now
>About once every 3 days

12 ish. friend told me about it and I tried it.

>>686188701
>browsing /b/ for that
bad idea unless you want to become a complete faggot

First Time i cummed
>Be me 11 or something
>masturbated almost every night (Before i could cum)
>Started to get worried and upset of the fact i couldn't cum
>one night watching babestation (UK tv)
i was having a wank and a little bit of cum but enough to notice came out
>Was so fucking happy did kartwheels
>I remember masturbating then being alot better stronger orgasms and no mess

>>686189093
>>Gets made fun of(jokingly) by cousins(Both male, 1 is 16 and other is 13) for saying I've never masturbated.***

>>686179832
Major kek, dude.

My kid started jacking it - my sister actually discovered a towel he was jerking into - his mother (my ex) was horrified when I told her - demanded that I "talk to him!!" and "make him stop!".

I did talk to him. I said (a) Try to do it in the shower, dude, or at least wipe up the damn sink (b) Conditioner is way better than soap, and (c) You fuck up your computer by getting it wet when you're jacking, you pay for a new one...

Me and my son are tight. The ex is now even more horrified. kek.

>be me
>coolest dad evah.

> about grade 4 or something
> neighborhood friend told us about it
> like three of us would go behind the garage in a fort and jerk off
> nothing really came out of our dicks but it still felt good
> eventually led to us jerking eachother off
>100% straight so I guess it was a phase thing
> One friends cousin would come around and we would try to get her to show us her pussy and stuff
> My own cousin used to come over and I would finger her and she would jerk me off and suck my dick until about grade 8
> she is now a disgusting useless piece of shit who our whole family has pretty much disowned

>>686186404
But they can consent to a life changing sex change, right?

Gtfo.

>>686188946
My biggest fetish is a girl and guy masturbating in front of each other, don't even care about sex.

>>686189296
>having kids
>"cool" dad
an hero

>>686189203
I've masturbated to some pretty depraved shit when horny.

>>686181522
>usually stick my dick in magazines where I see hot chicks
Not your proudest fap

>>686189740
That sounds hot.

>>686189203
Guess how I got to jacking to traps AND admitting they're men.

>>686176831
>9
>watching American Pie
>rubbed the tip of my dick with my tongue (bj scene)
>took forever but then i came
>and then saw porn and learnt how to jerk off.

>>686176831
male
13
pissing video featuring a soaped curvy slut in a tub

>>686189789
>masturbates to a picture of his own mom
>goes on /b/ to try and convince himself he's normal

an hero yourself, faggot.

>>686189545
>usa

>>686189823
Like what?

>>686189915
its a shame porn of it is so hard to find.

>>686190243
U took the b8, m8

>>686190204
wow, really?
hope your kids die (^:

>>686190348
I used to be really into watching chicks masturbate, but now I've moved away from it.

>>686190348
Search " Mutual Masturbation"
Its an actual thing.

As far back as i can remember i've always pressed myself onto the edge of the couch or any soft enough corner. Set up just right and i pressed my dick against whatever i was up against and hold intill I orgasm. Did it for years where ever i went. During class, church home. Looking at it now i've found out that it may have been Self gratification syndrome. I did the whole grinding thing way into puberty intill it started making a mess with the onset of semen coming out, blowing a load on the back of chairs and other things.

>>686176831
Tits or GTFO

>>686190218
actually germany but my family is weird af

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>>686190465
We got an ege-lord here.

>>686190355
Fuck!

>>686190548
yeah, sure sounds like it

>>686190506
I'm still way into that.

>>686190243
It's probably easier at this point to list things that I haven't fapped to at this point. I dunno, twinks, horribly drawn sonic rule 34, nothing bad like scat or diaper play or literal shit like that but stuff I wouldn't find arousing normally.

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>Be me 12 or 13
>7th grade
>Had this thing called 'Meditation' where we listened to Christian Music and laid on blankets
>Heard about jerking off but never tried it
>Meditation time comes around and pull out my blanket
>Put my blanket over me and reach for my Millimeter Peter
>Start fucking going ape shit on my dick
>Was too young at the time to produce sperm
>No evidence but I did end up looking like I was having a seizure from the orgasm.
>5/7 perfect score would do it again

>>686189545
Glad i'm not the only one who experimented with there cousin. I was even able to have her over for sleep overs to mess around with out using my sister as a cover.

>>686190515
That usually just gives me the girl jacking off the guy or the girl getting fingered by the guy.

>>686190625
>trying this hard

>>686190781
Wow! I'm pretty vanilla in comparison. Usually for me, it's just nude pics, regular porn stuff and vids of women masturbating. Standard stuff, really.

>>686190908
Just keep lookin m80, hope is all we have at the end.

>>686190625
>>686190465

Yeah, I think I struck a nerve with the Mom thing...

Wonder if his mom is hot?

>>686176831
female
10
got horny and played with my clit, literally.

>>686177720
technically

>>686190992
You'll find something weird af that your into, whether you like it or not.

>be 7
>at recess
>large pole near monkey bars or something
>decide to climb it
>halfway up i feel a strong sensation in my pants
>keep going
>almost to top and feeling is too strong
>arms too weak so i slide down
>vision gets blurry from the stimulation
>recreate feeling with everything i can climb

>>686191116
I took have the little shit get off his fat-ass and leave his computer, fuck his mom while he's gone.

went on computer went to a porn site found a video then jerked off

>>686191128
Did you cum?

>>686191332
Your fucked up.

>>686191248
is this a climbing fetish ?
new level reached if true

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I'm female. I already knew what orgasm and masturbation was, but I had never felt much good from touching down there, so I didn't really do it. When I was really young (like 3-6) I remember I would play with my butthole a lot, but as I was taught that was "naughty" I stopped. Anyway, I didn't really "masturbate" until I had already been digitally penetrated by my long-term boyfriend at 16. He knew more about sex than me, and told me about vibrators. One day I was experimenting with the hot tub jets in my parents' bathroom. When I orgasmed, I was so excited that I was at least normal, and I finally knew what an orgasm actually felt like. I called my best friend to tell him (gay guy), and THEN my boyfriend, lol.

Is it weird I'm eatin a burrito while debating fapping to these stories?

>>686191603
I just started!

>>686190992
One of my favorite experiences when fapping was about a year ago here on /b/ during an erp thread. The other guy would play as a dom and he would tell me how he wanted me to touch myself, when I would be allowed to cum, etc. Now I'm normally pretty straight and to be honest since it was just another person somewhere on a computer didn't bother me at all whether or not that person was a neckbeard or a woman.

>>686178159
pardon me for my intrusion but as a parent do you really think it is expected of us to cover choking masturbations"do's and don'ts" in our precautionary talks?

>>686191780
I've been into that shit for a few months now.

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>be me, 13
>hear "more than two shakes and you're playing with yourself" in the Simpsons movie.
>realized they were talking about this masturbation business that most of my friends had been doing for years.
>figure that homer means you should be able to masterbait in one or two tugs or you are just toying with yourself (im a fucking idiot)
>decide its finally time
>lock myself in the bathroom and find a striptease youtube video (with no actual nudity) on my ipod touch
>get hard, yank violently once
>nothing happens
>yank a second time
>still, nothing happens
>after a number of seperate tugs with no results i gave up for the day
>googled how to masturbate but all that came up was videos of girls talking dirty to you (jerk off instruction porn vids)
>these videos didn't tell me how long i should do it for or how i was supposed to hold it
>literally months of not having a clue on how masturbation works and trying these one tug attempts
>one time a tiny blob of jizz came out from me doing this really powerful tug (not an orgasm or anything, literally just forcefully ejecting a tiny bit of it.
>figured this was masturbation but didn't understand why anyone would do that (it felt horrible)
>finally decide to go ham
>lock myself in the bathroom again
>actual striptease with nudity on a porn site on my ipod touch
>keep going and trying out of frustration for 20 minutes
>feel extremely strange
>the feeling of being close to cumming was nauseating and horrible
>cum and immediatly afterwards, throw up in the toilet
>didn't try again for months after that. my first time was horrible
eventually i tried again and it was only slightly nauseating and by the third time, everything was normal and i was set for the rest of my life
>true story

>>686191550
It's always that one moment isn't it. I think the whole show me yours and i'll show you mine is perfectly natural. I had a sister so she had plenty of friends over for me to "play" with.

>>686176831
I remember Fapping till orgasm in kindergarten during nap time
>fuck I started early

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>>686192093

>>686191941
JOI vids are the best.

I was six or seven, in 1988 or 1989. I had a gf a year or two younger than me. We went into the bathroom while our parents were visiting and she wanted to touch my dick, so i said i'll touch your pussy (yes we knew what they were back then), and we felt each other up for a few minutes till her mom walked in on us and screamed out "What the hell are you doing?" So we ran out.
I went home and touched myself the next day and liked it. I have been sexually active ever since. The best was when i got out of the pool and the jets blew water on my shaft... it felt so good that i sat like that for a half-hour till my parents noticed

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>Be 16
>Hear all about masturbation, but too scared to try it
>Finally man up
>In shower, fapping on knees
>Cum was BROWN
>OHFUCK.jpg
>Tell parents, go to doctor
>Doctor tells me to masturbate more
>Cum eventually turns white

>>686191941
>13
>SM
How old are you? I swear I was14-15 when it came out.

>>686178365
Can confirm. I've been masturbating since I was like 7 or 8. I didn't know what I was doing, but I did it all the time.

>>686181697
Does that still get you off?

Was anyone in the thread a few weeks back where a guy said, and I quote: (talking about wanking) "if you cut back a bit, you'll find yourself doing it less"

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>>686192223
ye
i don't know why 13 year old me loved strip teases but i still watch joi and those branch of videos today

>>686192271
dude what the fuck.

>>686192396
18 atm