You tell me anon

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>>686146560
nice

I don't know I am 23 but haven't been laid in awwwhile

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>>686146560
ya got me m8

>>686146396
what the fuck is that

Hahaha your dick is such a ginger it sucked the soul out of that sock ^^

>>686147043
it was a sock

Looks like that dick want to build a wall between USA and Mexico

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>>686146396
What the fuck is wrong with you

Dont know, lost that shit at 14

>>686146396
this is why HIV exist

is no one going to ask why OP has a mouldy sock stored in a safe box

>>686147931
the answer is obvious

>>686146396
I don't know why I keep coming here

This is just sad

>>686148024
enlighten me, anon

>>686147931
I'm too busy reflecting on life after a flash of inspiration brought on by that beautiful image

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>>686146396
Ascendant.

It's like everyone else is a sociopath and doesn't care about loving you as much as they care about loving themselves.

>>686148195
refer to image #1 for answer

>>686148248
this is so stupid everyone knows you turn into a wizard not a warlock. only warlocks can summon demons wizards can't. fucking casual

>>686147064
go back to 9gag

>>686148318
still does not answer why OP has actually stored a mouldy sock

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>>686146396
full blown autism

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>>686146396
Ginger pubes
>implying op is a faggot

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>>686147064
GTFO faggot

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>>686146396

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>>686148534

Newfags

>>686147064
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>>686148936
Fucking faggots not realizing this is not OC and is old as shit

>>686146396
>ginger
expected it

>>686148519
Warlocks are a type of wizard.


Its like saying this burger has cheese so its a fucking cheese burger.


Its still a mudafukin burger.

>>686150206
warlocks are just male witches you fucking crayon.

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I'm 30 and never had sex. It's pretty sad. I hate my life and I'm super lonely. It's not just the sex it's companionship I'm starved for.

I'm afraid I'll be alone forever and that I'm a broken person who no one could love

I feel exhausted and helpless

Also never got any magical powers. Wizard thing is a meme.

>>686150206
it's a specialization. A burger is a burger it's not a cheese burger. You can add the cheese to make it so but there is no cheese.

so they're wizards not warlocks unless you add another intermediate step.

>>686150657
I had sex an hour ago and im 5 yo, kill yourself faggot

>>686150657
what do you do all week?

>>686146396

That's the worst thing I've ever seen.

>>686147913
quite the opposite actually

>>686151091
I know his dick is so pasty... and that carrot fur

>>686151017
Work. I'm actually doing great professionally. I'm almost set for life financially.

I'd socialize more but it's just really hard for me and I'm tired all the time.

>>686150657
It's because you're longing for the affection. Wizards wouldn't fuck a 10 if they had the chance. You must give away all mortal desire.

>>686150983
MODS

>>686151505
I would absolutely be happier if I didn't have this desire. I agree. But I do. I want to be loved. :(

>>686146396
It is...hmmm.....how do you say....not good

>>686151763
I love you anon. You broken pathetic fuck. I love you.

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>>686146396
If this is your sock I want a timestamp, that thing looks no fun to fuck.

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Feels good

>>686151924
Thanks anon

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>>686146396

Does this wizard sock give +3 to int on equip?

>>686152478
It actually has dot ticks to yourself

>>686146396

I couldn't tell you anon. Lost the /v/ at 24, kek. To all the virgins: it's great but not mind-blowing. About 20% better than just fapping and even then most of the time you'll be fantasizing about something else while you're doing it.

>>686150657
>Wizard thing is a meme.
KEK

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My god...

>>686152669
It's true. More than the sex, I mostly just like having somebody to trust. Everyone needs a life partner.

>>686146396
seems like it's the same as being a virgin at any age

>>686153112

Agreed. Sex is just another activity to have with your... life partner.

>>686152669
Not this guy but to expand a little further if your a fat anon, it's a lot of work. Like a cardio sessions worth of work.

>>686150657
Why don't you just fuck a whore to pop that cherry faggot? Seriously I don't get people like you.

>>686152669
Sex CAN be mindblowing. 9 out of 10 fucks are just OK, not a whole lot better than fapping. But sometimes, when you get the right girl on the right night, that shit is magic. I have only had mindblowing sex with strange pussy on lots of drugs or with a long time gf/wife where we are comfortable as shit together and all lovey dovey.

>>686153343

That anon and yeah, it does frequently imply a lot more muscular exertion than fapping.

Frequently because after all sometime all she wants to do is blow you while you just lie down and enjoy, for example.

>>686152669
What are you talking about bro? You seriously might be gay if sex isn't all that better than fapping for you

>>686153716
Yeah, god bless Birthdays and Christmas.

>>686153665

Oh yes, it CAN be. But I was just going by the average result. I think that anons go into it thinking it's going to be that magical thing all the time and the first time is likely going to be underwhelming so I like to warn them.

Thanks for expanding on this important caveat to my statement.

>>686153665
dont fap for 2 days. blow your load inside gf bareback while french kissing her while she plays with your balls. you will be handicapped on the bed for at least 5 minutes after

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>>686146396
It was a sock once... taken by the dark forces, a ruined and terrible form of cloth.

>>686146396
like a bag of sand

>>686153343

Pfffffff, fuck that noise. I'm lonely but not THAT lonely.

>>686153995
>blow your load inside gf bareback
I havent worn a condom since the 90s brah. I'm old and married....

>>686152669
I think you're having sex with people you dislike.

My step son is 375 pounds and smart as a box of rocks. He's 22 and gets laid all the time. One week her fucked 3 different girls.

If you're older than 21 and still a virgin you're doing it wrong.

>>686153832

Most of the time it isn't anon. I think I'm not gay because I don't fap to gay porn or check out dudes. I mean, if you think about it, gays are more likely to have mind blowing sex than straight folk.

I mean, think about it. Men are a lot more interested in sex. So two men are probably going to do it more mindblowing than one man and one woman.

Further evidence: lesbian bed death.

I would actually like to be bi to be able to test this hypothesis but naked men just make me feel icky rather than horny.

>>686146396
Dunno, lost virginyti at 22 yo.....

>>686154319

Nope. I'm talking about with a person that if something happened to them I would totally an hero over it.

>>686154277
And a faggot, it seems

>>686154277
yeah i could never go back to wearing condoms. feels too good

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>>686154356
Well no shit, look at where you're at right now. A bunch socially awkward idiots that mostly likely haven't hugged a girl.

And that's about as far as I've gotten too. But at least I'm willing to admit I suck with chicks and be shameless about it.

>>686154357
You should try fapping to gay porn to see what happens anon. Sex is great (even when it's shit). You seriously might be gay. No offence

>>686150206
As someone who works in a burger joint, there's a huge difference between a burger and a cheeseburger. Like if someone orders a cheeseburger without the cheese then it's not a fucking cheeseburger you dumbass

>>686154483
wut?
>>686154604
yes, theres absolutely no going back to me. If I ever were to get a divorce, I would just get a vasectomy
>>686154944
Not that other anon, but I disagree, some sex is very meh. And it takes a whole lot more effort than fapping

feels fine, probably losing it with a guy im meeting soon, should be fun.

>>686154944

> taking offence in /b/

Don't worry, I'm not new. I've actually tried it out and my penis would just not have it. The only way I've gotten hard in the vicinity of gay porn is one time my GF wanted to watch it with me as a kinky thing. Got hard the moment I closed my eyes and thought of lesbians.

That's one possibilty. I'm actually a trans-woman lesbian. But I'm not crazy enough to act out on THAT shit.

>>686155268
If you get on flomax you can achieve retrograde ejaculation. It's where the semen goes into your bladder instead of out your urethra. Takes a few days once you're on the pills to go into effect. Like two days after you stop taking them you get normal ejaculate.

>>686155324
Are you cut? The only meh sex I've had was with condoms and I avoid that

>>686156000

Partially circumcised when I hit puberty, if that is what you mean. Phimosis I think it was. Don't use condoms.

Incidentally, anons, please don't circumcise your infant boys if they don't need it, gaise, the post-op hurts a ton more than abdominal surgery and broken bones.

http://stumpycok.tumblr.com/

>>686156327
Well maybe you're desensitized then... I don't know anon, maybe we just experience things differently

>>686157016

In all likelyhood. In your estimation, how much better is fapping to regular, missionary position sex with someone you care about? I know that trying to put that into numbers is very much BS, but I'm just curious and a bit bored. Work is slow today.

>>686151464
try exercising, also keep an eye on your nutrition. You will be amazed by how shitty the average diet is (which leaves you tired all the time). If you're going to be financially set, gold diggers will roam all around your cock m8.

>>686146396

why not just clean the sock???

>>686157328
No the sex is way better! It's impossible to use percentages/numbers because fapping can't even compare to the feeling of sex for me

>>686157485
Thanks. I eat pretty healthy and I'm fit. Not sure why my energy is so bad. I'll look deeper into nutritional things I can do.

Haven't found any gold diggers - or they haven't found me. I live in Miami too hah, so I donno

>>686158020

Good for you then. Hope you get tons of it, anon. It's just from my personal experiences I got the feeling it's something of a meme that sex is so good for everyone.

>>686146396
idk anon idk why don't you tell all of us

>>686157328
Still same anon that already replied- it's not like se is necessary to be happy, but to say that fapping comes even close fascinates me, because sex remains close to an out of body experience for me (and I've had se thousands of times, if you were wondering)

>>686146396
BRO that some epic bread right here!

>>686158303
Kek no anon it's not a meme. I really hope you get to experience it like I do someday

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>>686157685

the smell is intoxicating

makes me cum harder

>>686158229
you might need to work on your personality and treat women the same way you treat men, as friends and not as sexual objects or potential gf/wife material or anyting. look for friendship in the relationship and don't look for the sex.oh and the friendzone is a meme.

>>686147064
>summer fggt spotted

>>686158700
I do t have male friends either though. I'm super shy and not great with people.

>>686158388

Here's the thing. I fap and get an orgasm. I have sex. I get an orgasm. Orgasms are pretty much the same as far as I can tell. The difference is in the situation surrounding them. I like sharing the experience but, to me, it's just an orgasm you see?

I could have the same experience with a fap and interesting conversation, for example.

This is as close as I can come to explain what I normally feel.

The only time I really had my mind blown was when we had a threesome. I was fucking the extra girl while my GF sat on her face... I have to say *THAT* was mind blowing. Hope sometime I can get it to happen again, but the logistics are way complicated.

>>686158976
get rid of that shyness and follow a careless mentality. in other words, if you speak with someone and you seem awkward, you lost nothing, just keep talking. you will make one , two , three, ten, hundred mistakes, but so what? with every mistake you make you learn and you get better socially. however if you just shy away from people for the rest of your life then you won't gain a think. no risk, no benfit (although there is no risk in talking with others)

>>686150657
>I'm 30 and never had sex

How does this happen? With all the millions of potential partners in this world, sex is pretty much inevitable even for the most undesired. Unless you live by some no sex, abstinence code, I can't see why this would happen because it's easy to get sex.

>>686150983
thank you