CL, I currently fill 4 faggots cum addiction. I dont have time to Jack it anymore these days constantly NEED it

>>686146147
These fags* constantly need it

i thought about doing this too, i get lots offfers on the 2 sites i signed up and posted a profile pic of my cock, i get lots of messages but i never went through with it so far cause i dont know how to pick the skilled-in-cocksucking ones

any tips? i heard guys give way better head than women but how do i find a pro?

have you ever tried not using slurs to refer to them?

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>>686145463
Craigslist
Kik
Gay Bars
Just find one somewhere and exchange info

>>686146334
>>686146380
>tips
>trips

>>686145463
be reasonably attractive
have a big dick
show it to fags online.

>>686146446
Some gay ppl (myself included) like be called fag and similar things. Guess it's just a kink.

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>>686146421
Just let anyone that wants suck you off. Even if they're shit it will still be a blowjob. You'll still cum, and eventually you'll find a bad mother fucker that can suck that shit real good. Half the fun is finding someone thats amazing at it.

>>686146733
Everyone of my pets enjoy it too

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>>686147317
Ik right? Name calling and dirty talk can make fucking soooooo much better

How much of a fag is he?

If someone I knew told me to suck his dick while we are alone I'd drop to me knees instantly.

>>686146447
>fat legs

>>686147600
>fat

>>686145463
Tinder works shockingly well for meeting people of your own gender.

Source: I did it last month

>>686148976
You need to have a face pic in your profile right? I can't do that because I know quite a few people who also use Tinder for straight purposes.

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>>686149198
come out of the closet

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>>686149743
This should be the motto of 4chan.

>>686149743
Meh, never. I'm the usual "twink who likes to suck dick and wants to bottom but not a relationship or stuff like that" type.

>>686149198
Unless those people are guys who have also told Tinder they wanna see guys, you have nothing to worry about

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>>686149983
live life to the fullest

Grindr. Say you're straight but curious, gays love that.

>>686149983
If you actually look like a twink, chances are people suspect you of being a pickle tickler anyway.

>>686150017
that you?

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Am I bangable?

>>686149989
Definitely not worth the risk, I can get laid through other more discreet sites anyway. Though I haven't done anything in person in more than a year.

>>686150253
That's just a body type, it's not like I act feminine or faggy.

>>686150484
post more and we'll tell you

>>686150730
Where do you live that you're this worried about people catching you with dudes?

>>686150484
I love thick thighs 8/10. Would eat then bang.

>>686146733
So you're cool with strangers calling you a fag to your face?

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>>686150730
we're all friends here, you'll have people to support you

>>686150999
Trips tell the truth

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>>686150999
I dont like my thick thighs

>>686150927
Ger, technically there is nothing to worry about but do you your friends and family to think you are gay? As I said I have no intention at all to start anything beyond the physical level. The best would probably be a regular fuck buddy.

>>686151483
Yeah yeah, smug_anime_girl.png

>>686151524
Why not? You have nice thick thighs and a thick ass I'd love to bury my face into.

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>>686151648
what's with people thinking every anime girl is smug, that one isn't smug
this is smug

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>>686151524
I'm in the same boat, my upper body looks fine but I can't stand my thick thighs and also my kinda weird legs and there is pretty much nothing you can do against that. Stupid genes.

>>686151422
In a sexual context? Sure why not? Even in an angry context, why would you let a perfect stranger have that much affect on your self-esteem?

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>>686148780
>>686148853
GG

>>686151524
I don't like them either. Lose some weight faggot

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Im looking to get fucked for the first time soon. Give it a try.

>>686151524
Thick thighs are the best.

>>686151772
The first 2 aren't, the other 2 are. Don't worry, I'm on mainly /a/ and my folder is quite big too so I know. However I don't like people always posting anime pictures in these threads, especially when they are avatarfagging.

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>>686151524
>>686151840
Alphas instinctively want women with thick thighs and wide hips to breed, and you're mad that you have them.

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>>686150017
>>686150267
It's not me

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>>686152302
Why would that make me mad? I have no problem with that, I just think it doesn't look good on me.

>>686152632
Well its hot as fuck

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>>686152279
the last one is the only smug one.

>avatarfagging
you'll understand the more you're on here

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>>686152574

>>686152072
lel, i'm just as horribly skiny. sup with the scars on your hip?

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>>686151772
You call that smug? That's cute.

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>>686152791

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>>686152965
that's not smug either geez, you guys are bad at recognizing faces

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>>686152632
Would plow into the mattress. Learn to put your feet behind your head and you're waifu level

>>686152771
Heh, I'm pretty sure I've been here longer than most others, for good or bad. And avatarfagging is cancerous in every thread on every board. No picture is better, especially in threads like this, or do you want people to post less pictures of themselves?

>>686145463
I hear putting a bullet through your head is quite stylish these days! It's like getting a gauge but through your head instead of your earlobe. You should try it!

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>>686153040
>>686152771
>>686152965
Can this be smug?

>>686145463
tube.getthelube.com

>>686150730
Are you interested in getting fucked by a guy as amateur as you are in gay sex? Because if you are you'd have to get some panties or something to put him at ease.

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>>686153153
you haven't been here long enough mate, cheers

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>>686153253

>>686153253
that's not smug. her face is pretty expresionless in all the images you posted, it's making me sad.

>>686151648
My situation is easy. I live in San Francisco and most of my local friends know I'm bi. For family, I'm only out to my mom but I don't think it would really cause much issue if things went further

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>>686153368
booze will do just fine

Grindr

Guys are sluts

>>686153368
Both, I used to crossdress occasionally but somehow that stopped, though I still have some decent clothes.

>>686153378
Your missing capitalization/punctuation and filenames from post 2013 suggest otherwise, mate.

>>686145463
Go to a gay bar or whole foods or some place where there a re a lot of faggots. Then say, "any of you faggots want to suck my dick?"

Then get your dick sucked.

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>>686152878
Stretch marks cuz my hips too big for my skin

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>>686145463

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>>686153767
i didn't understand any of that

>>686153804
yep you have fat legs

>>686153804
>Dat faggy back arch

Nicely done

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>>686153600
Well, good for you. I don't really want anyone to know. I'll stick to being gay online until I get the courage to actually go out and get pounded. Maybe a porn cinema or gay sauna, though that's a bit too public.

>>686153941
Hard to believe but it used to be common on /b/ to type properly and if your pictures start with 135***** or greater you have no right to call anyone new.

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>>686154375
The number thing was never a thing$ATOJ%$Y%$HAHJTOHRGHIA#$A

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>>686154011
Ok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>686145463
Grindr. Could not be easier. I lucked out and found a "Trans man" that's basically a butch chick with a huge ass that now worships my cock. So I get to fuck all three of her holes on lunch breaks and she's easy as fuck all because she thinks she's a faggot. Fucking hilarious.

>>686154375
That's legit. I still say Tinder is a lot safer than you think. The only way anyone can know you're looking for guys is if they are too, and at that point they have nothing on you that you don't have on them

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>>686154164
:)

>>686154711
>all three of her holes

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>>686154589
>>686154837
i remember when smileys were hated on, guess all the redditors srewed that up aswell, no wonder mootikens left

>>686154515
Yes it always was, more so on /a/ than /b/ but still, it's an easy way to spot pretentious newfags. Only that nobody was stupid enough to actually post such pictures while trolling. So 138*** is your oldest picture from 4chan? See me again in 15 years when the difference is not that big anymore.

>>686154903
She is pre-op, so she didn't plug her cunt. So I fuck her pussy ass and throat. Trans man means a woman that thinks she's a dude.

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>>686155297
If only he took you with him

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Penis down?

How do I get an actual bf?

All the dude I have ever been with are all typical faggots(cum dump retards), I want a cute neet bf to live out the coming apocalypse with in our comfy studio apartment.

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>>686155632
wouldn't that have been nice

>>686155461
kek, you're trying too hard buddy. you aren't going to get any points with me by pretending, atleast now i know.