Why do you drink, /b/?
boredom, no direction in life
>>686136492
Vodka, cyka blyat
to get drunk obviousky
the sand nigger living downstairs
Escape my crippling depression
piss
I can't; Stomach is too week so i can't handle a lot of liquor. Only takes 3 beers to get me drunk. I hate myself
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
>>686136492
To be able to socialize
As a Super Saiyan, I require copious amounts of alcohol to fuel my rage.
>>686136741
13 yo detected
>>686136492
underemployed
wife thinks i've "changed." doesn't tell me how, says it's "just different" but it's clearly implied it's "for the worse."
Now it's "our relationship was great. now it's just 'okay' and has been for a long time."
Super.
And then if I take immediate steps to fix it, she thinks I'm only doing it because she said something, not because "I love her." Double standard much?
Ffs.
>>686136492
I don't anymore.
>>686136741
Seriously, that's fucking pathetic.
Would underhandedly get you drunk at a party and then watch with glee as you make an ass of yourself.
>>686136942
>implying you get invited to parties
>>686137028
Projecting much?
>>686136828
relationship is already over, just break up. She's building up an excuse that's entirely your fault because she's likely found another man but doesn't want to feel guilty about it.
beer
>>686137089
Go clean out your third eye fagtron
>>686136492
I drink with my friends. Beer is like always around. We drink it with certain rules, like if you argue, you drink and the faster drinker wins the argument
>>686137523
i remember when i was 18 too, back in the day when I needed to make drinking a game and have "rules". Just fucking drink when you want to, rules are stupid.
>>686137323
Hey, if nobody invites you to parties, I'm sad to hear that.
It's never nice to see people being left out.
But don't worry, even you will find friends someday :)
>>686136677
This anon knows. I feel you
>>686137654
So are the Jews, but we still have to obey them.
>>686137174
very unlikely on all counts. also, we're married and have a kid. it'll just take some work, but she's being ridiculous. Problem is I'm not very quick on my feet when talking, and tend to get angry pretty quickly, which of course gets used against me.
>>686136741
why should that be bad? just means you dont have to spend as much on alcohol
>>686137911
maybe she's fucking the kid?
>>686137911
married people with children cheat all the time. You think it's very unlikely just because you really don't want it to be true.
>>686136742
>360°
>away
helps against constant panic attacks because of childhood trauma
>>686138054
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>>686138054
Welcome to 4chan.
>>686138008
no, she really isn't like that. I've got 0 suspicions, we spend a majority of our time together so it's borderline impossible.
>>686137948
Holy shit, I think you're right.
>>686136492
I don't. I have every reason to be a pathetic alcoholic (apart from job), but it just doesn't appeal to me.
>>686138182
Actually quite tasty
>>686136677
>>686137812
Right there with you anons. Been drinking hard every night for about 9 years. I have liver and kidney pain. I really need to quit
>gonna die from liver failure at 35
>>686136823
shut the actual fuck up
>>686138054
hello new friend
>>686138935
>can't handle my power
>>686138935
underrated post
>>686139027
gt faggot
>>686136558
This.
>>686136558
under rated post
>>686139148
Gf cheated on me. Took her back because she was pregs. Lost all my friends. Her son diagnosed autistic after i ask them to move in. She diagnosed with MS. She doesnt work. Life is hell.
>>686138054
>>686136492
Because when I'm drunk I forget, that I want to be dead
>>686139745
Fucking this.
>>686136677
Sounds about right for me.
>>686139745
This.
Also underrated thread
>>686139628
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>>686139745
holy fuck this
to numb the pain of losing her.
>alcohol makes it worse
>>686136492
Because I'm English, and that's what we do.
To have a somewhat not depressing time in my life.