>>686124949
ffs louis

>>686124949
ahahah get fucked british faggot

>>686124949
Louis come out

>>686124949
You could get your life together and not be a piece of shit

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>>686124949
your parents are gonna get a divorce because of you nigger

>>686124949
buy yourself a rope and hang yourself next to your jacket

>>686124949
>>>/r9k/

8:44 i kek'd

it's time louis, either leave or kill self.

What the hell is happening

>>686124949
get the fuck out mcjuggernuggets

>>686124949
>stamp collecting
so out of touch. rip op. real talk, been in this situation. Just do a 1 hour activity not in your room, also try not to be a huge faggot.

stamp collecting. kek

>>686121232
Louis its your father speaking, stop shitposting

>>686124949
>feral
What are you? Some retard NEET living in a messy room?

What did you do that you're not telling us? You're dad seems faily reasonable, he's not threatening to injure you.

Get a job louis.

>>686124949
lol wtf did you do

>>686126629
Lol, never mind.

im siding with your dad louis, he sounds absolutely desperate.

honestly it would seem that you are trash OP.
unless you explain this situation im gonna go with your dad

>>686126859
This.

Lel, OP is hyperventilating while crying.

Just come out and get it over with.

>>686124949
>here is my topic appropriate frog image

Maybe you should do something for yourself, neeto. Didn't even watch your "all this time to make videos, no ability to do something about it" video

>>686124949
Did you ever think of just sitting down and watching Shrek with your family like a normal person?

come on louis this is all happening because they care about you
stop doing whatever youre doing
or just move out thatd work too

>>686124949
your dad is a cunt, get your mother to divorce him

>>686126744
Never mind again. Your dad just wants you to get a life. I'm on your dads side.

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>>686124949
Underrated post

Fucking hell m8, just go see a shrink for your dad. (s)he might even be able to reason with him for you.

>open door
plot twist
>throw acid in his face
>profit???

>>686124949
Shit this tough. OP get your shit together, I don't know who's at fault here but clearly things aren't looking up for you.

>>686124949
Just finished listening, and there is two possible situations here.

One: your dad is a prick and expects alot from you, and is real strict when it comes to sitting in front of the computer (thugh by the argument between your mother and father i believe this is unlikely)

Two: you've dug a hole so deep in your room that you don't go to achool or have work and just feed of your parents.

>>686124949
OP, give us your side of the story cause we just heard your father's side and it does sound like he may have a point, but I'm not saying he should've gone this mad.

Im sorry to say Louie but this is just not good enough mate

>>686126859
Second.

OP sounds like an arrogant little shit who won't leave his room. What the heck did you do?

What did u do?

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Come out of your room so we can talk, louis.

>>686127076

Kekkers melekers

>>686124949
Suck your dad off. it will please him faggot

>>686124949
I Bet OP s father caught him in random

>>686124949
>Grief to this family.
Yeah, just a heads up dude. When you live the NEET life and live with your parents, your best bet is to literally not fuck with them as they can kick you out at any time.

>>686124949
Go kick his ass.

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dude. get of /b/ and sit down with your perants and talk shit out. like comon. and for one thing, you dont have the worse. so man up and do somthing. and if you are on this site, i think your dad is right. you must be on the internet alot if your on this site

Is your father an alchoholic?

>>686127221
yup

>>686127967
or even on 9gag

>>686127999
Seconed do this, also checked

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>Too cringe didnt listen
let me guess
>Fat neet wont clean his room and never does anything
>Boomer parents get sick of his shit and decides to give op some tough love
>OP vapes out and goes full autismola
>???
Idk maybe Both OP and his dad are fucked and need to clean themselves up a bit, happened to me alot this year.

Just pick yourself up off the floor OP we've all been where you are now mate just harden up a bit, be a man and try and fix the situation.

I feel bad for OP

>>686127999
Trips dont lie OP

>>686127503
>Two: you've dug a hole so deep in your room that you don't go to achool or have work and just feed of your parents.
Two is me right now, feelsbadman

Tell us the story OP

>>686128056
>be alcholic
>???
>Terrorize my parents
fun times

im a big guy so they where scared shitless.

Making up for it now though caring for my mum :(

Tell us the story opp

>>686127999
This, but I get that it's hard if you're depressed. As unsympathetic as your dad seems, he is only trying to help, and he is right about you staying in your room all day. If you leave your room to talk to your family more then it will eventually cheer you up.

>>686128201
yeah that was me a month ago i wanted to die
>No friends
>no job
>nothing to live for
and then i got some shit work and meeting up with my only oldest friend

>>686128100
thanks anon

OP, as someone who's heard pretty much this EXACT speech, I know how you're feeling. There's actually three responses to conflict: fight flight or freeze. I would freeze up and shut down whenever my dad or brother would talk to me like that. Make some empty promises, wagecuck or make a bare minium effort to look for work literally anywhere and you'll buy yourself momentary peace.

HI WOOWIE

>>686124949
Listen to your dad u faggot

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>>686128363
This.

Also dont go down the anti depressants route i found it didnt work for me honestly it made me even worse so i stopped taking them.

Just put yourself back togetther but for fuck sake get out of your room

Etsubatsu

Damn op i listened to the full thing, and i must say this hits hard. I know this sounds hard but go out and talk.

I listened to the whole thing. His dad told him that he only stays in his room playing video games all day long and. It's a classic.
My advice for you OP is to start going outside and get into shape.

>>686128427
Lol what a beta i usually hit the room and start smashing breaking shit in frustration then i run and then i go full freeze/shock mode and camp out in my room for a bit

usually sorts itself out.

>>686128584
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Insert a screwdriver into your urethra
post pictures on /b/

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>>686128558
Luckily i live on a farm so anytime i get bored i go grab something broken and fix it.

Got tonnes of shit to piss around with broken mowers tractor parts jeep and gardening housework whatever

OP just keep busy but dont stay in your room too much longer ive been a hermit most of my adult life and i regret it ALOT
>>686128645
i have alot of bottled up rage, im like a sad clown who occasionally loses it and goes full turbomad

I think y'all are missing the topic really badly.
Its not about him coming out of his fucking room, but rathers his sanity, he is crazy indeed.

Just listen to that shit, "I will get myself acess to the room through the window by removing the hinges"

Or shit like "I will call 999 and they will take you to the police station in a ferrari"

He really seems crazy to me, i bear with you OP, i have a friend whos dad is a bit crazy aswell, you should move out asap.

4:00
>*NO ONE'S LISTENING TO ME*
>*GRRRR*
>LOUISE'S DAD FLIPS THE LIVING ROOM TABLE
>LOUISE'S MUM STARTS GRUNTING BRITISH JARGON
>SHIT HITS THE FAN
>SHIT JUST GOT REAL

>>686128584
>break shit like an emotionally frustrated child
>calling anyone beta

I've camped out in my room before after my dad found out I failed summer school once. He didn't check on me for three days. Said they were the best three days of his life.

find a job fag. leave the internet, stop fapping, and make something of yourself. dad's right. you suck. man up. welcome to the real world

>>686128825
It sounds more desperate than crazy to me.

>>686124949
Im sorry OP, ive dealt with a mom like that too. Just punch your dad or something.

>>686124949

Come on OP, talk to your Dad instead of recording him yelling and you crying.

He wants the best for you. He may find it hard to understand that you like sitting behind a computer. It's only because he couldn't and didn't.

He see's you wasting your life away, and gets angry because you hide in your room instead of talking to him.

My dad acted this way, but he had a unknown affliction of brain cancer causing it.
Just get out of your damn room. You're running the lives of your mum and dad because you feel entitled to being a shit lord.

>>686128825
his dad is a dick for sure. he said shit he can never repair.
Although i feel your dad and i had the same shit happen to me with my dad.

BUT he wants to help you by dragging you of the internet. and its help indeed make no mistake. But you dont need it. you do it alone and come over your petty fears. make yourself better.

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Louie your dad sounds salty as fuck to the point its ruining your familys life they worked all their lives to build. Why cant you be reasonable and look for a solution instead of ducking and being a scared bitch? I hear you chuckling/sobbing in your room, why cant you act like a man?
Not even bashing you just simple questions

>>686128825
he also said "it will be a bit of a furore"
not the ferarri bit its actually pretty funny

>>686128825
I don't think he's crazy, he's just trying (and failing) to scare Louis out of his room. He's completely unaware of Louis' feelings.

Yeah trust me OP, from what i heard. A similar situation happened to me, im not saying that i know what you're going through. But trust me talking is the best option, and if he wants you to spend less time on the games or whatever. Negotiate if possible, and try to find a solution

>>686129086
This TBH OP should just man up and go out of his room, hit or get hit by his dad just fucking man up and face it.

dont even know if he's still here but if you are OP just resolve the fucking situation.

My dad was a bit loopy but your dad sounds frustrated/crazy as fuck so just resolve it yeah?
>>686128962
Walk a mile in my shoes anon

>>686124949
I know it might be difficult but you should listen to your dad. It might do you some good. I'm the same and I can only WISH that I'd have some help and support.

Come on Louis, Dad wants a taste of that sweet sweaty ass of yours.

Kek, no overwatch for you faggot.

>>686127503
Father's way too passive aggressive option 1. I mean he gets aggressive but only ever verbally and for short periods of time.

He tries to be reasonable at first. I feel bad for this guy, his son's a fuck up and he's trying to help. His anger is a result of the stress built up from trying to genuinely help his son.

>>686124949
we love u, louis its ok

>>686129501
How is he 'passive' aggressive. He's full on raging.

Big fucking deal. Youre not the only one with a crazy dad.

i can't decide ho is in the wrong here.

>>686126859
Yep. This.

>>686124949

kek
>stamp collecting

>>686129438
I've broken shit, my brother's broken shit, my dad's broken shit. I guess I just have some bad memories with that form of coping.

Sounds like you're a fucking beta neet OP who needs to do something other than play overwatch.

What have you done so far to solve your problem?
>Post on /b/
10/10

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>>686129646
Ho isn't wrong here, he's plowing the ricefields. Good job, Ho.

>>686129799
problem solving skills trough the fuckin roof.

It's time to move out

Hahahahahaha, you are a faggot OP, thanks for the laughs
You always have to remember:
You caused this,
You are a dissapointment for your parents,
You do not fit in the society.
And if you are underage, get the fuck out.

>>686129668
Lifes a piece of shit when you look at it
>>686129888
>Temporary solution to a deep seated problem
Lol ive tried this it doesnt work.

>>686129821
9/11 made me chuckle.

>no more sweets
You must be quite the man child if this is one of the first threats your father jumps to.

>>686124949
Plot twist, your father is the only sane one.

In a perfect world, NEETs would be sterilized.

>>686130188
NEETs don't breed, lol

>>686129991
>Tried moving out
>It's a temporary fix

Holy shit this is hilarious. You realize that the entire issue here is that you're doing nothing with your life right? You're doing so much nothing in fact that you've managed to cripple your once happy family.

Moving out is only a temporary solution if you can't get your shit together and have to move back in.

>>686129991
Your dad seems desperate, maybe its time to start volunteering, getting a fulltime job, or making education plans, join a club or something

>>686130258
My mistake, I always get Sterilization and extermination confused lol

>>686130258
If NEETs don't breed then how come they keep evolving?
>checkmate evolutionists

>>686129991
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.

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>>686130258
>>686130258

>>686130188
... You do realise the futility of sterilising a neet if your intention is to stop him from spreading his genes right?

>>686130384
NEETs aren't the product of genes, they're the product of their environment.

OP your father is crazy, i approve.

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ARE YOU TAKIN' A PISS?

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>>686130448
You were supposed to laugh.

Your dad is the only reasonable one in the entire house OP

If you think your old mans crazy because he wants his fat lazy demanding son to get off his arse and stand on his own two feet in the world then you have more problems than even your dad realises.

Get a fucking life OP, spend a few years improving yourself and you can spend the rest of your life on your games you lard arse

>>686130269
>>686130269
Sorry im not OP but i do sympathize with the general situation
>>686130277
once again im not op he's probably long gone
>>686130387
Always look on the brighter side of life

>>686130384
because memes arent genetic

OP your mum is a fucking pushover and your dad is relatively sane but you both are being fucking unreasonable. Either fix your life or end it.

You're being completely unreasonable louis, you're making us unwell, stop being feral and go outside.

>Cut the internet connection
It's over for you

You need help with your feral behaviour, Louis. The doctors' got a nice Ferrari for you to go in to the hospital

kek this is probably what happens in each of your basement dwellers homes

>>686124949
Your father is the only sane person in the house OP. He is concerned for you and wants to help you. It is clear you need help.

>>686131159
>>686130904
New meme 2016.

Listened to the whole thing.

Louis you're a dick. Straight up.
Your mom is an enabler.
Your dad is a fine dude.

>>686131121
Install linux, download reaver, and hack your neighbours wifi. Then livestream your suicide.

>>686130634
>I actually played King Arthur in a high school production of Spamalot. But that's not important right now.

>>686131316

Spot on.

>>686124949
hehe 999
It's time to come out Louie

OP, you are obviously the mentally unstable one. Your father is trying to help you and you won't do anything to help the situation. You're causing the breakup of a family because you're a loser fuckup who won't leave his room. Leave the room, leave the house, leave the family and live a life somewhere else.