Im picky, weird, and dont know anyone in the state I moved into.

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speak for yourself peasant...

Im too annoying and too avarage

My wife would be very upset.

every girl i fall for turns out to have a boyfriend. i must be cursed.

Because I have a wife.

Although.... working on getting a gf too...

>>686122584
cost>benefit
they cost a shit tone and have thus far only brought sex to the relationship. the only cheap ones are ugly and are not girlfriend material.
if i wanted to pay for just sex i would go to a hooker

>>686123614
That's the most neckbearded juvenile comment ever. Rationilize your social failures moar

beta af now

not ugly but shy, some girls wanted my d but tbh i dont even know what is keeping me away. I have o admit i have a cush on a slightly chubby girl . the thing i like the most about her is simply the fact that shes not full of shit

>>686122584
I do have one. But she goes to college and i work night shift

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>>686122584
This chick wants to hook up. But I remember she was kind of weird in school so idk. I'm scared she'll cut my dick off.

>>686122584
because she became my wife when we got married

>>686123928
Go for it you beta fuck

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>>686122584
too quite and awkward

>>686122584
Why does your gf look like she's 9?

>>686122584
i murdered her with a hammer
theyre still searching for her
shh

>>686124000
Eh

>>686123928
She looks disgusting

>>686122584
But I have one.

I dont want one. I've been in a long term, it sucked. It's expensive, the sex gets boring and everything has to be a compromise. Now I just spend money on myself and do whatever the fuck I want. I've got no problems with mastubating, sex isn't worth the hassle attached to it.

have YOU ever had a gf? they are loud, annoying, a pain in the ass, cost waaaay too much cash.

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>>686124000
trips demands it

>>686123418
no just stupid
and a boyfriend is not a couple.
unless they tied the knot, its fair game asshole and even then women are sluts and would turn on a dime

I do, but I don't see her that often because of my wife and kids.....

She looks like shit, I'd rather let a trap fuck my ass for a few hours than fuck her

>>686122584
because I lost her.

>>686124758
how careless

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>>686122584
Because I'm an oldfag and my wife wouldn't agree to it...

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I shave but im still a neck beard

>>686122584
3DPD is absolutely disgusting, friendo. Anything that spends a quarter of its life excreting rancid blood and rotting uterine tissue out of its genitals is 3gross5me.

She died recently...

>>686122584
I don't socialize very much.

>>686122584

I do.

She's talented, pretty, decent sense of humor.

The problem is everything else.

That's the shit I hate and it bothers me more and more every day.

I feel like I could literally kill myself to get away from her.

>>686123966
>because she became my wife when we got married

Haha, faggot. Getting married in the 21st century . . . hope you enjoy getting cucked.

>>686124263
Yeah I'd imagine she has roast beef.

>>686124931

the fuck is wrong with that dog

>>686124060
>Why does your gf look like she's 9?

This is 4chan . . . she probably is 9.

I close the door.

>>686125159
Is literally kill myself if I had her as a girlfriend she is one ugly bitch

>>686124931
put et down

im gay

>>686122584
I'm busy, plus girls are a waste of time/money.

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>>686122584
Because I'm hideously ugly. Pic related

>>686125400
You kind of look like a Slav and a half-bred nigger had a kid.

>>686125400
Get contacts.
Get a tan.
Start Lifting.
Dress better.

>>686125400
>check em
>i ve seen worse with gf s . No excuse fgt . try harder

>>686123928
Moar

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I'm 62,99" for 184,87 pound.
Pic related

>>686125400
No your not, you just need to make yourself look better, get a better haircut, grow a beard, get better glasses, get ripped, get some confidence cause you look awkward in that pic

>>686122584
Low self esteem. I'm good looking though

I had her. I had the love of my life. But she passed away. I will never love anyone again.
I can type my story if you people want me to.

>>686123928
She's ugly but i would fuck

>>686122584
Mental and physical illness

>>686125895
No thank you

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>>686125969
Allright

>>686125088
Did U kill her?

Wana save money.

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Talian din jævla neger er det deg?