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My sister thinks I was watching p0rn, when I wasn't. What
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My sister thinks I was watching p0rn, when I wasn't. What do I do?
I wasn't even watching p0rn. I was just on Google images and looking at pictures of Emma Watson. Then a shirtless picture of her came up, but she was covering her breasts with her hands. I just got curious about the picture and enlarged it, but then my sister walks in and she sees me looking at the picture of Emma Watson's tits in full screen, she's going to yell my parents and they will likely kick me out the house, what do?
>pic related
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>>686121238
Kicked out the house for not even looking at nudes? What are you 12? Fuck off fagget
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>>686121238
If your parents kick you out for a shitty thing like this, you probably are better off without that family anyway.

Also, beat the shit out of your sister.
A woman shall have no say over a man and may not sit judgement upon him.
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>p0rn

This is 4chan. You are allowed to say porn.

OP is a gay fag
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>>686121593
Kek
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>>686121238
Would you parents rather you be looking at naked men?

Stop being such a pussy.
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tell your mom
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Bro youre still young chill the fuck up, lets say youre 18 then youre legal to see that shit. If youre under then why the fuck are you here and you gon be homeless cuz, if you do call me imma make you stand in the street selling crack and ass
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>>686121238
Your parents want kick you our for an Emma Watson artistic nude.
But don't do anything to take you far from 4chan ... The world run backforward or what?
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>>686121238
Grow the fuck up and stop posting on 4chan until you're 18 or lurked for at least 3 years first you insufferable little fucking faggot.
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While we're at it, might as well post more Emma Watson fakes. The more convincing, the better.
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>>686121238
bullshit
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>>686121238
Gonna need pics of sister before I can give appropriate advice.
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Last one.
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>>686123085
No we need moar emma watson
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>>686121593
Newfag. "Pr0n" is a remnant of the l33tsp33k days. Not defending OP in anyway BTW, he sounds like a total fag
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Pretty easy solution. Tell your sister if she tells them you will rape her.
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>>686121238
Kill yourself.
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>>686123303
this
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>>686123303
>>686123335
But she's 13
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>>686121238
come back to 4chan when you're not a little underage BITCH
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>>686123429
Then how old are you?
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>>686123429
So?
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>>686123487
18 2/3
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>>686123429
>Implying she hasn't been fucked in every hole in her body already.
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>>686123429
It doesn't really matter how old does it? Rape is illegal whether she's 13, 30 or whatever the fuck else. Don't say you're going to rape her. Just ignore it and keep fapping to Emma Watson fakes.
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>>686123528
So she's probably used to it already and it will have no effect
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>>686123555
Check'em
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>>686123537
I hope you're joking. There's no way 18 year olds still say 18 and two-thirds. Smh.
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>>686123590
Kek
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>>686123209
>l33tsp33k

kill yourself
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>>686123537
Holy shit kill yourself. Stop posting and just kill yourself right fucking now.
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>>686123694
Newfag. Kill yourself.
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>>686121406
>If your parents kick you out for a shitty thing like this, you probably are better off without that family anyway.
This.
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>>686121238
Violently helicopter dick at sister and scream "you can't have this one it is mine! "
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>>686121406
>Also, beat the shit out of your sister.
>A woman shall have no say over a man and may not sit judgement upon him.
sandnigger detected
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>>686121238
Say "dad, would you rather I be a faggot and start looking at dick's?" ... fin
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>>686121238
"kick me out of the house" for fucking porn?? god damn let a kid whak it
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>>686121593
>Being this new
>Dem kidz iz fagotz
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>>686123209
>Pr0n
That's right, but OP wrote "p0rn".
Also its 1337 sp34k.
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>>686123937
LOOOL
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>>686121830
Wtf is that gif meant to be?
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>>686124133
>shame.gif
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>>686124133
look of shame
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>>686123209
you're so fucking stupid. kill yourself
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>>686121238
>p0rn
Underage b&
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>>686121238
Ask her to come watch with you obviously, faggot
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>>686121238
Kick you out of the house!?! If I was your father I'd high five you a realise you're not as much of a fag as this post implies.
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>>686124088
>>686123209
summerfags are here
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>>686124252
Eat shit, you faggot. Shit eating chocolate faced Gaylord assbandit. Fuck you. Don't ever fucking reply to me again.

I'm revoking your privilege of replying to my fucking post number. Bitch.
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>>686124475
Said the biggest newfag on 4chan
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>>686121238

At least she knows you're not a gay.. Maybe
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>>686121335
/tread
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>>686121238

Is your family deeply religious or summit?
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>>686124740

>Tread
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>>686124571
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>>686125064

>dread
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>>686125251

Bread
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>>686121238
ask your sister kindly to wear less clothes in the house, so that watching porn isnt necessary anymore
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>>686121238
So it's about time you got out of the house anyway, right? I mean you are 18 or you couldn't post here. So tell your sister to fuck off, and hit the bricks.
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>>686125360
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>>686124431
lmao this
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>>686121238
Why are you a fagg0t?
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Tell her to fuck off or you'll show everyone her nudes. Every girl has nudes, so even if you don't have them, she'll probably shut the fuck up because she can't be sure. If you do have them, post them you beta faggot, what are you waiting for?
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