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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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im dead inside
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I let the dog of my parents lick my butthole while masturbating. then i came on his nose.
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My sister fucks her boyfriend everyday after school in her room
beside mine. I jerk off while I listen
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I struggled with depression for over 10 years
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I told a cashier that he double charged me on an item. And he didn't.
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>>686109704
I know the feel anon. I'm sorry. Hopefully you receive money soon, as I am, and we can both buy painkillers :)
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I secretly filmed my underaged Sister when she was taking a shower and still jerk off to that video.
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>>686109871
Was it a privately owned store?
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my life got hijacked and ruined by supernatural beings so basically im their pet/robot/toy/slave/crop
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>>686109866
3 years here and still counting. does it get worse or better when you get older? like, do you stop caring?
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>>686109982
How old was she at the time? Did you have post nut regrets? I remember going through my friends phone, finding nudes, fapping, then hating myself for quite some time
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I fucked a married woman.

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I used to panty raid all the women in my family. Would steal step moms and her moms panties (younger grandma. Wore victorias secret) and masturbate while smelling them. Did it to people i shouldnt really do it to. Have no regrets. Used to think about them catching me and giving me a disciplinary handjob. Or some blackmailing me for sex
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>>686109704
I know that feel. Only emotion I feel these days is anger.
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>>686109999
Witnessed
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>>686110120
Why would you hate yourself? I go through everyone's phone I know trying to save nudes
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>>686109999
btw i'm not ok with it at all. they won't let me be a hero. if anyone knows how to make them go away, please help me.
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I have raped a girl in my friends circle when she was drunk.
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>>686110061
I learned to live with it. I don't let it cripple my life anymore. I don't think I'm depressed anymore, but I will never be the superhappy guy I guess. It did leave it's mark.
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>>686110120
15 i think and yes, sometimes i still feel bad, since she trusts me so much and lusting for her isn't what a good brother should do.
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I fucked my sister. I have no regrets. Pic related
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>>686110291
Do you have kik anon? Would love to know the story. I've done similar
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>>686110319
its fine, means you really care for your sister and see her as a potential human being to impregnate.
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>>686109813
I can hear my sis fucking a couple times a week. and vice-versa, she can hear me and my gf. weve also seen each other having sex quite a few times.
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>>686110462
Holy shit i would too
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>>686110292
How did you learn to live with it?
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>>686109999
(chk'd) don't be a pussy. Use common household items to create this device which will alleviate your problem.
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>>686110500
Nice try FBI
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>>686110152
Nice

She looks bubbly
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Sometimes I like to call suicide help hotlines and flirt with the operators because I know they won't hang up on people easily.
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>>686110152
More pics?
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>>686110703
Kek.
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>>686110516
Do you like it when you can hear them?
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>>686110592
nah bruh. no feds here bruh. srsly. gief kik.
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>>686110592
I'm not even American.
Add canadaG7
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>>686110811
Not gonna do it on Kik, sorry, I don't trust the Kikes.
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>>686109982
i never filmed/took pics of my sisters but i saw them nude a lot, even showered together with them once in a while.
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I want to try having sex with a dog. I was molested as a child. That might be why I'm fucked up.
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>>686109632
I have let medic die on field
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>>686110777
In trips we trust
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>in serious relationship with most beautiful girl/best friend of 5 years
>her dad is distant about her and has other children to multiple women
>big issue for her
>i have potential child to another girl
>dont want to ruin current relationship with this info
>do i say or no?
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>>686110557
I learned to care less and keep my mind busy. Having too much time was the worst thing for me as I would start thinking too much. I went on some really long solotrip in South-America also which helped me getting to know myself. I also learned to appreciate myself more, I realised I was being too hard for myself most of the time. And maybe the realisation that when I want something and go for it it works out most of the time.
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>>686110926
Just stay off the internet for a while. You'll be right.
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>>686110291
How do you feel about it?
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>>686110561
i actually tried it. doesn't work. they made fun of me for it too.
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I'm just a tranny in stem education. Nothing special
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>>686110917
The thing is: is still see her naked from time to time since we are pretty close with each other and spend time together in a sauna for example.
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I fucked my best friends little sister. And his mum multiple times
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>>686111039
I jerk off to the thought, but if anyone ever found out or if she somehow remembers, I will kill myself
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>>686110765
yeah especially her moaning when she orgasms
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>>686110962
Was it avoidable?
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They tell you incest is wrong. Then they show you a picture of your cousin.

What do?
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>admits to being a furfag on /b/
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I hate my life and feel like a failure, the only thing keeping me around is my dad being alive. (mom dead).
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>>686111005
Best friends don't have secrets :)
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I vigorously finger my bumhole while wanking.
Easy nut without ever touching my dilly-willy
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>>686111369
Fuck the shit outta my cousin . Almost did when we were 13 (29 now) . Fuckin grandma walked it. Fuck
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>>686111441
How do you actually do that. I've tried but I think I'm doin it wrong
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>>686111206
What did you get to do with her? What was the setting?
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i've had sex with my father.
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>>686111210
Do you kik anon?
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I was raped when I was 8 years old.
It's one of the reasons that made me suffer from depression for 5 years now.
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>>686111441
I've tried this a few times before. I end up getting sore before it starts feeling good.
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>>686110462
Explain
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>>686111515
Stick it in, give it a good wobble, make a sorta "come here" motion with your finger pointed towards ya dick, success
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>>686111140
I see. my sisters are really cute/sexy but I dont fap about them, dont have any desire to do anything with them.
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>>686111571
you will learn to live with it. Just hang on and get busy, thinking is in some way good to able to process it but too much is going to hurt you more .
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>>686109632
I beat my dick with a pair of dirty socks I found at the trash dump yesterday.
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>>686109632
Have gone to a massage parlor in vegas 3 times late at night.
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>>686111563
no sry
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>>686111291
Only if I would have died my self.
Sometimes I lie to myself that I was worth the sacrifice just to sleep
But deep inside I know I wasn't worth it
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>>686109999
Checked

It's called schizophrenia, anon
Schizophrenia
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>>686111692
Post pics of them
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it wasn't me who did it.
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I'm calling the 4chan party van on you guys.
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>>686111847
I really wish that were true. You haven't been enlightened yet.
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>>686111847
I really wish that were true. You haven't been enlightened.
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I've fucked a tree, my sister, my mom's panties, my gran's panties, my sis' panties, sniffed my friend's sister's panties, found nudes of my mom and fapped to them.

Done plenty more, that's all that came to mind.
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>>686111868
as much as i enjoy getting banned for stupid shit reasons, I decline.
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>>686112037
Found a porno of my grandma and grandad. I've came to it a few times.
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>>686111954

nigger, you're talking to the party van in here.

>do you even 4chan?
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>>686109632
Reported
Enjoy your time in the pokey faggot
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>>686112102
Also jerked off in class a few times as well, and in the toilets many times.
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>>686111824
Well I'm sorry to hear bro but man I don't know if this is a don't let the choices you make you sorta thing. But I'll go ahead and assume it's your job a commanding officer and it was for a greater good he would have don't the same yea? I'm sorry to bring it up.
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>>686112000
Checked again

I have been high on DMT and saw aliens who spoke to me and did make fun of me for being a stupid unintelligent being but I think I was just tripping
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>>686112234
Make you^
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>>686112288
trip dubs checkkk
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>>686109632
WHY WOULD YOU RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD BOOK LIKE THAT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>686112288
I'd bet that was them. They tend to keep a low profile.
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>>686112234
He has done he knew would happen he had plenty of time and opportunity to run but he insisted to not leave me behind
I felt bad because I never even knew the guy just come to the funeral and that's about it
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I am suicidal
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Fucked my best friends girlfriend then she felt guilty and left him now he has depression but idc
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>>686111972
Please try to see a therapist just to be sure that it's not schizophrenia
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I've killed 2 animals... I didn't even witness it, I am just told I have. I killed a gerbil by microwave and a bird by poking it to death. I witnessed my brother beat a puppy to death with a metal rod. I don't like these memories.
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>>686112734
Any reason?
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>>686112628
That must be fucking hard I am sorry to hear man I don't mean to bring it up this is one of the trials and tribulations of the armed forces I'm thinking about joking my self on subs though just gotta keep on keeping on man he's a fucking hero really like fuck man that's Purple Heart material there he did what had to be done!
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>>686112628
That must be fucking hard I am sorry to hear man I don't mean to bring it up this is one of the trials and tribulations of the armed forces I'm thinking about joining my self on subs though just gotta keep on keeping on man he's a fucking hero really like fuck man that's Purple Heart material there he did what had to be done!
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I faked epilepsy as a kid to avoid going to school
I've been medicated for 5 years without any reason
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https://youtu.be/ZcPJrVFRtnQ?t=1m41s
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I lost my virginity to my cousin. Girl tho.
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>>686112773
My girlfriend cheated on me and my friends don't give a shit about me either
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>>686112897
My 4 chans wigging out
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>>686109632
My gf is a prostitute
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>>686111533
She's a petite blonde cheerful girl. I have a girlfriend, she has a boyfriend. Me and her are the partying type (XTC etc) and our partners aren't. In a big group of friends (me, my friends, her, her friends) we went to a house music party. Drank alcohol, did XTC, etc. Shit was amazing.

At around 05:30 me and her went to get a drink at the bar, away from our friends, and she says the drink fell too hard, and she wants to go home. I offered to take her home, so we left without telling our friends.

While walking home, she leans with her head on my upper arm and cuddles up to me a little. She sounded a little too drunk.

At her apartment, she stands in front of the door and looks at me. I give her a hug, and I tell her "Sweet dreams" and she holds me in the hug. She asks me, "Can you help me up, I'm dizzy"

I guide her upstairs and she pomfs down on her bed. I ask her if she's OK, and she doesn't reply. I say her name, still no reply. I tried moving her up a little (she's on the bed sideways) and she's completely out.

At that point I took off her jacket and still she says nothing, and something in me snaps. I look at her with different eyes. You guys know what I mean. Anyway. She's wearing a black dress. Kinda short. I'm still holding her jacket, and I put the jacket over her face.

I raised up her dress a little bit to reveal a black and red thong, and I lean in closer to sniff it. It's fucking majestic. I lick her thong. I move it to the side, and I sniff and lick her pussy. She's fucking perfect. A pretty shaved pussy. I feel wetness other than my licking go over her pussy.

I lower my pants to my knees, get on top of her, I hold the jacket in place over her face and I fuck her. I came in under 5 minutes, inside her.

Then I snap back to my normal self, feel super guilty, and I straighten her out. Put her thong back. Dress back. Pull her into bed. Leave.

In the FB group chat, next day: "I don't know how I got home but yesterday was awesome".
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>>686112741
I appreciate your concern but they won't even let me think it's schizophrenia. If I even try to convince myself it's schizophrenia, they give me undeniable evidence.
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I shitpost in my friend's threads, then act sympathetic to him in private chat while laughing at his self-righteous assumptions about his "attacker".
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>>686111012
I'm glad you got it sorted. I don't know how I'm going to deal with mine.
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I was part of my parents sexlife since i can remember. when i realised that it was wrong i abandoned my family and feel fucked up ever since.
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>>686112897
He is a hero here when people go to medic courses they are taught about their commitment to the group sometime they tell the story of that man he's family is the proudest it can be and for a reason
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>>686113130
That's fucking hilarious
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>>686113008
Intrusive thoughts they feel like they can manifest into a psychosis go see someone defiantly just be honest and explain exactly what's going on maybe write down some dot points before you come in:) stay safe
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>>686112735
Did you wear a condom?
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>>686112628
I was a medic overseas for Marines. Sometimes people go down in combat. We try to avoid letting it be us, but it happens. The enemy likes to try and kill us first anyhow the moment any of 'em take notice of medical equipment. We're prime targets, man. Sure, it could have been avoided, but trading one life for another isn't really worth it. Had he gone ahead and you went down, he'd have probably just gone back for you and died too. Better one life than two.
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>>686113008
There is no undeniable evidence outside of the mathematic system
Our entire worldview is based on subjective impressions
Everything is in your head
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>>686112951
How did you find out?
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>>686112951
You caught your gf cheat?
And your friends, how do you know they don't care about you?
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I have hated myself for the past 5 years, want to kill myself but don't have the balls. I've tried but bottled it at the last minute and sat crying.

Just let me sleep.
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>>686113252
I find that referring to them as demons and seeking consolation from religious folk is more helpful. Funny, because I used to be a purely logical atheist. Consider yourself lucky you find me delusional.
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I knew about sex when I was 8 because my older brother (he's 8 years older than me) would never stop talking about it, my babysitter whipped me with a flyswatter once for something that I didn't actually do, her son did it, and I told my parents that she was molesting me and tried to make a video of me with her son but I ran away so she couldn't make the video, she went to prison and her son got taken away
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>>686113370
See a therapist
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>>686113297
nahh you're just an arrogant fool
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>>686113286
The officers always say that but you can never believe them they only want to make you feel better and move along its nice to hear that from someone who isn't obligated to say that (even if its some anon from anon land I will never know)
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>>686113519
Wow. Can you elaborate?
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>>686113626
Not a lot to elaborate on, she wasn't actually molesting me, I made that up, when it went to court I just played the part, cried a lot, acted afraid whenever I saw her, and they bought it. I just hated her that much
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>>686113181
Explain?
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>>686113297
And honestly, if you were as smart as you think you are, I could bring you enough evidence based on scientific research to make you think otherwise, but I don't really like you.
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I'm Bill Murray and you cant prove I'm not
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When I was around 7-9 I had a family reunion. Well my female cousin who was a year older than me already knew what sex was. Well my sister, her, and I were playing house in my sisters room and my cousin asked me if I wanted to have sex. I declined because I'm not about that incest life even though she was my second cousin. Kekkle
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I think i may grow up to be a psychopathic maniac because if its bad i love it no matter what it is gore drugs money hookers trafficking bestiality guns and more and honestly im ok with the thought of becoming a monster because "monster" is a relative term
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>>686113785
Try to disprove me then instead of insulting me
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>>686113816
You regret that now?
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>be me
>camping with friends
>only two tents
>a friend and me alone in one
>everyone seems to sleep
>the friend starts rubbing himselfs
>he notices i'm still awake
>he asks me if i ever touched another guys dick before
>I said no
>he asks me to touch his
>so I do
>I start stroking his already wet cock
>begin to like it
>wanna taste his dick
>I start licking it
>goingtosuckadick.jpg
>trying as deep as I can
>he says he is cumming
>fills my whole mouth
>could swallow it all
>mfw i realised what I just did
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>>686109632
I eat cookies n' cream Pop Tarts while I masturbate.
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>>686113519
Wow, if your story is true, it's really scary to think that such young kids can come up with such a well executed plan.
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>>686113783
What do you want to know?
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When my younger nieces stay at my place we usually shower together
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>>686113731
Do you ever feel bad? Was she a fucking bitch?
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i used to rub my teachers feet when we went on field trips
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>>686113621
Yeah. Some people just can't be saved, but that burden's not on you. It's just the way things were meant to play out. I can't speak for him, but if I were in his shoes, I'd have felt a little relieved to have met my end out there. Better to die and save another life than let more folk go down. He knew what he was in for when he took up that role. Of course, it's gonna hurt, y'know. I mean, you lost someone who was there to keep you from dying yourself. No matter how you slice it, it's gonna be pretty shitty. But it's just one of those punches you have to roll with. I'm sure he'd tell you the same thing. I know I'd rather someone take the opportunity my death gave them and live it out to the fullest when they got home. Always grieve, but never dwell, because dwelling will only destroy you. It's a rule we should all live by.
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>>686113973
>part of their sex life
Did you fucked your mother with your father or you were fucked by them or what?
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>>686113886
Like I said, faggot, I don't really like you. Maybe you'll find some papers on it in the near future. And if you do, you think of me and you better think "sorry guy, I was wrong for pissing you off. Maybe I will change my whole demeanor and try to be less of a shithead". Jk. Go google "computer simulation universe" and use that big brain of yours.
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>>686114105
Fucked my mother, sucked my father, got fingered by both of them (tried to fuck me one time but it hurt too much), got sucked by both of them, pretty much everytime they had sex i was with them. Kind of a family activity.
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>>686113969
I'd hardly call it much of a plan, all I did was tell a lie and whip up some tears

>>686114032
I'd say she was a bitch, she really wasn't fit to be a babysitter, but times were different back then, she had crutches at one point because she sprained her ankle and she stepped on my foot with a crutch going to answer the door once, that is to this day the most painful thing I've experienced, and she said it was my fault, my foot shouldn't have been there....like...I'm sitting down on the couch, do you want my feet on your coffee table or on the couch instead of the floor? why should my foot have not been there? that's just one thing on a long list of things she did that made me hate her, and no, I don't feel bad about what I did to her
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>>686114133
Why are you so triggered mate? :)
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When i graduate i dont want to get a job i want to be a criminal
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>>686114078
I know but the dwelling all about is if I'm worth the life he sacrificed and if I could avoided this whole scene I could have avoided this if I was more careful that's what eating me inside
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>>686109632
I raped a gay janitor at my gym. First act of faggotry. He loved it btw.
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>>686114284
Really fucked up...
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>>686114284
At what age?
I guess you were young but how much young to be so naive and still be able to do all that without suspicion?
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>>686114340
How many time was she sentenced?
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>>686113920
Well she was like a 3/10 and was creepy so yeah. I regret playing house with her but hey I can say that I was asked to have sex at 7-9
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>>686114438
There's always an 'if' on your mind. There's a lot of 'ifs' about the people I couldn't save. But eventually I came to the realization. There isn't any 'if' at all. Every single thing that happens was meant to happen that way. But if you can't buy into that, then you gotta help yourself. If you don't think your life was worth his, take what you were given and make it worth it. Make him proud. Carry on the legacy of a man lost to the horrors of war in yourself every day.
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>>686114133
I just wanted to show you that a problem with your brain can make you see things which aren't real
Please see a therapist
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>>686114678
Kek
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>>686114398
You know how when stupid people just irritate you and it's not their fault but it's still irritating as fuck?
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>>686114632
I honestly don't remember, I remember that the sentence was more severe because I said she did it to her son too, but I don't remember how long they actually sentenced her, I do remember she was out after 18 months
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>>686113969
I do find it funny now because I was asked to have sex at such a young age but still since it is my cousin it does weird me out.
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I'm a tranny and I am hiding it from everyone. I have been on hormones for a year and have boobs now and summer is coming up and I don't know what to do. Everyone is asking me what is wrong with me.
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>>686114563
i know. but i was so happy at the time and loved every second of it and now i am miserable and hate them for it..

>>686114615
>At what age?
from my first memories until when i was about 15 or 16. Don't know, it ended 15 years ago.

>I guess you were young but how much young to be so naive and still be able to do all that without suspicion?
i grew up with it and for me it was the most natural thing. i thought everybody does it, just nobody talks about it, which was what my parents told me. 'What we do is very private, like using the bathroom. You don't talk about that with your friends.'
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>>686114911
What's your answer to their question? Genuinely interested. You must be seriously fucked up if you're a tranny.
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>>686114713
Ill try anon thanks for the advice ill keep it in mind
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>>686113969
Oh wrong person sorry
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I eat ass....I am ashamed of myself
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>>686115009
Anytime man. Always happy to do what I can to help another brother in arms keep on keepin' on.
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>>686114911
enjoy being laughed at behind your back for the rest of your life
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>>686114911
show boobs
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>>686114975
I say I have health problems. My mom is starting to pry really hard though. Also I think my sister saw my boobs yesterday in the bathroom. I try to always wear baggy shit to hide my changes but even my cheeks and nose are feminine now. I look nothing like I did a year ago.
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>>686114133
HAHAHA you're serious. A couple of smart sounding statements with some big fancy words typed in an authoritative manner coming from some guy on 4chan is supposed to open my eyes to my delusional mental torment. Yeah buddy, you've changed my life.
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>>686115136
here, never left my room with it on because I am too much of a pussy

>>686115134
no one knows though
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I fucked my dog in the ass and then left for the weekend and when i came back it was dead
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>>686114731
I bet you're really lame in person. I mean, you're pretty lame here, but I bet you're lame in person too.
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>>686115305
well, those aren't exactly unnoticeable.
show nips.
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>>686115391
>well, those aren't exactly unnoticeable
that's why i'm panicking

>show nips
i'm not a fag
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>>686114968
Your parents must be pretty perverts to do that with their fucking son.
How do you live with that?
Did it scar you to the point of no return?
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>>686114815
Stupid people usually don't irritate me
My grandpa also saw aliens till the point that he lay himself in cowshit waiting for them to arrive
The aliens disappeared after he started his therapy
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>>686115386
Ok i don't care though
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>>686115457# Ikr....I fucked up
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>>686115189
What was your endgame going to be? Why did you do this to yourself?
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>>686115518
>Taking feminine hormones
>literally a fag
>says he/she is not a fag
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>>686109632
I like steven universe
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>>686115305
I may have my own problems but feels good Ill never be as stupid as you
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>>686112971

Tyrion?
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>>686115832
Found the nigger
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>>686109632
Im skipping my 1st class and staying home
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I ate my dog's chocolate butt plug
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>>686115537
>Your parents must be pretty perverts to do that with their fucking son.
Thanks captain obvious.

>How do you live with that?
When i don't think about them, its ok and doesn't affect my life. But when i do, i get filled up with shame and feel like my head is gonna explode. Pretty fucked up.

>Did it scar you to the point of no return?
I guess so.
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>>686115787
well i'm not a flamer

>>686115758
I wanted to take hrt, get the snip, and then move to another state as the new me and start my life as a girl.
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>>686115518
not sure how showing nips makes you a fag.
In fact, you're a fag if you don't.
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>>686115723
That's not how you feed a dog
what did it die of?
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Someone jumped in front of my car at night when i was on a highway and I hit them and killed them
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>>686116014
Dogs shouldn't eat a lot of your semen, it's bad for them
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Secretly, there is a skeleton inside of me
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>>686116202
and yet they can lick up almost an infinite amount of peanut butter
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>>686115939
>injecting hormones
>mutilating yourself so you have a disgustingly disfigured gross looking pussy
>spending tons of money moving out of state, losing all your friends, family, etc.
And for what, so you can role play as a girl when you know you won't ever really look like one, just a gross tranny.
Why dedicate your entire life around something so trivial?
If your gay, just be gay. You dont need to LARP as a girl. Is being a man really that bad?
Im a straight guy, and I love being a guy but if I was told I had to be girl and was born in a girl body, I would just roll with it and be a lesbian. Why can you do the same?
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I want to pay a homeless guy (possibly more than 1) to lick and cum on my mom's feet while she's asleep. I also want to put someone's else's cum (or perhaps some type of animal's cum if I can get some) in my sister's work shoes. It's weird as fuck but it turns me on thinking about both those situations
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>>686111005
Kill the kid
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I got in a knife fight with a man in a busy street in esquador , everyone was watching even police , cheering for a winner obviously didn't want me to win
>be white male
>see shitskin slap a 8/10 female across the face
>confront him , he instantly pulls out a knife starts trying to slice my face
>blade is inches away
> some one in the crowd throws 2 shitty kitchen knives on the ground twords me I pick then up
>he isn't even hitting me with the knife I slice his arm up a bit , the. He moved in close and I stabbed him in the fucking chest with one of the knives ,
>he is loosing lots of blood still standing trying to slice me ,
>he falls people crowd around him as the life passes from his eyes , he dies
>I didn't get the girl and didn't get arrested
> I flew back to America the next day
Never going back to that shit hole
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>>686115954
here

>>686116439
its more complicated than that, I would rather die then to be stuck as a guy forever
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I pick my nose
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>>686116586
>its more complicated than that, I would rather die then to be stuck as a guy forever
It actually really isn't. It only is if you make it.
I wish I was taller, I wish I had better teeth, and I wish I was more muscular, but will I die if I dont have these things? No. And there isn't some deep rooted psychology that your mind NEEDS to be a girl. Like I said, if I had to be one, I could. It really isnt a big deal either other.
Sure everyone wishes to be something different but you are blowing the problem out of proportion and saying you will die if you aren't a tranny is insane. Tranny didnt even exist a few generations ago.
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>>686116988
and eat my boogers
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I killed my baby sister by dropping her out of a second story window.
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>>686117060
Edgy
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I faked my own death, and now I'm alone forever.
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>>686111369
>look at the eyes on that semen demon
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>>686117014
>Tranny didnt even exist a few generations ago.
This problem has been for thousands of years. Even a greek king died going though a sex change.
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I posted ten different threads because everything that comes out of my mouth is a lie. Except for that. And that. And that. And that......And that.
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>>686117311
post tits nao
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My grandma jerked me off on 2 separate occasions and acted like nothing happened after each time. It never went further than that.
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I left my job in January because this new manager made me do things that I was never asked to before, I started to hate work so I left, I thought it would be easy to get a new job, anyway my parents don't know, they still think I go work, I still get up in the morning at 6am but just go sit in the gym do some weights, have a shower then come home at 12.30, I hate my life right now, I lie to my parents, i apply for so many jobs and have not got any luck, I feel useless.
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>>686109632
Im severely depressed. This is a secret. I have many, many friends, I've always been popular. But Im hiding my depression with humour. The reason im depressed is because im way too ugly for any girl to ever find attractive. The worst part is that I'm too much of a pussy to an hero. Fml
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>>686114063
Nice

Did you ever flummox her a-hole?
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>>686117502
I would vomit all over her hands if my grandma jerked me off
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>>686109813
I fuck my sister. Regularly. She loves it. So do I.
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My guilty pleasure is disclosing my address and details to somebody after I give them a cam show in the hope that they'll find and abduct me to be their pet. Skype me for trap camshows tokiiiz
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>>686109982
Post vid. Immediately.
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>>686114133
Not even the same guy, but my secret is: I love to find people like you, people who are easy to upset and argue with. Then, get you in a nice social setting.. piss you off till you say something fucked up and beat the shit out of you. Thus ostracising you from out group and elevating myself.
I've done this three and a half times in 7 years.
I'm a manipulative bastard. I'll hurt you though.
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>>686117680
Are you sure that's depression? Because guess what lots of people are insecure
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>>686117819
Greentext for first time with her?
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>>686117930
It's called antisocial personality disorder
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>>686117680
Sounds like millions of other people's stories.
The solution? Deal with it. None of us are real lookers. Dont assume you are suppose to have girlfriend in this life because not everyone will get one.
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I share pictures of my ex and jerk off to the comments anon has about her.

I also secretly recorded us having sex with a hidden cam. She doesn't know.
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>>686116369
Oh fuck, skeletons!
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>>686110777
Trips == Truth
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>>686117311
Problem?
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>>686116502

People don't usually come out of a knife fight without a single cut. Like they say, in a knife fight there are no winners. One dies on the curb while the other bleeds out in an ambulance
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>>686111413
I think you have to have a deeper set of values if you want to survive, be sucrssful, and partake in/enjoy the finer moments a lifespan can offer

Right now I'm not in contact with either parents, it upsets me because they let me down, but I'm learning to move past that and better me, for me. Yea I will probably die withour having a relationship with them, but when you think of things in scope of all things, life is short and if people want to waste that luck of receiving the gift of time, then they aren't worth the time wasted

I've recently quit drinking and quit my old job, applying myself in new ways and a new field. It's all about manifesting destiny I suppose, still figuring it out, on what would seem to be the tail-end of a depression now
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>>686110716
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>>686109632
I'm tripping balls watching sun come up in pacific north west
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>>686118456
Its a problem because its a genetic fuck up in my brain. I didn't wish to be trans, I just am. I tried being a manly man and it was pain.
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>>686110462
>>686117819
fellow sister fucker checking in

lost my virginity to her, year or two later our brother got in on the action and we started having fairly regular threesomes
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>>686118703
good for you yume
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>>686111141
I fuck my best friends little sister on a daily basis and have for the last five years. But it's a bit different now because I married her.
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My housemate is a teacher and I date one of his students secretly.

She comes over, we fuck, she sleeps here too.
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>>686116439
> love being a guy but if I was told I had to be girl and was born in a girl body, I would just roll with it and be a lesbian.
Fuck yeah, i am with this guy. I mean, i love being a dude also but if i woke up with a womans body, i think i could roll with that no problem. Actually, I might have trouble getting out of bed because playing with my own tits and pussy sounds pretty amazing. I guess i will never understand trannies
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>>686118718
You dont need to be a manly man though. You can just be some guy, even a girly guy.
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>>686110152
Did u get to nut in her?
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>>686109632
im maried, have two kids...and i have a lover since 2012...
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>>686111600
>dem kidz iz fagotz
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>>686118997
Well in 3 months when I get my vagina I will be a really girly guy.
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>>686118884
Adam?
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>>686118812
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>>686112528
This
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>>686119109
In time you will come to realize how dumb you are
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ive jacked off to my sister before
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>>686118241
So I should be happy with being alone my entire life?
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>>686119109
In a world full of shit you are still an asshole to me
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>>686119274
Naw, in time I will wear dresses and carry purses and get fucked by hot guys and live the life I always dreamed of.
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I cum in the cleaning bottles at work at then clean the mall with them. Hundreds of people have my cum on their hands.
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>>686119452
Not that other anon but heres the solution. LOWER YOUR STANDARDS. There are plenty of desperately horny, not so attractive grills out there. Get on some shit >>686119452
dating site and have at them.
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>>686119550
I always knew your it there
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>>686119452
Yes. Keep trying to get a GF but dont make it a life goal for you since its not in your power. Be confident but not be disappointed when you get rejected.

Have a backup plan on how to be happy if you never can find love
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