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Over watch fap thread
tracer is my waifu
>>686106224
Mercy is better
>>686106319
lel why pick one when you can have both?
Someone feel like helping a broke ass uni student out? I really want this game but... ya know, broke as fuck. I'd love you forever <3 [email protected]
requesting mercy
I can't get into this game at all. Waste of $60 IMO
>>686107497
Whats the problem?
>>686107497
why did you pay sixty?
>>686107497
Just find people to play with, thats also my problem
>>686107497
No wonder you can't get into the game. You already got the price wrong.
>>686107727
Faggot thinking usd is only currency
>>686107941
$ usually means USD. Congrats.
>>686107941
where are you from? nigeria? do you have to sell your doughter to buy a pcgame?
>>686108113
We'll that's just blatant ignorance and falsity....
>>686108113
What about AUS $
>>686107727
In the UK to play on ps4 or Xbone it's £54.99, which is $80.
>>686105954
this is old af
>>686107594
My first real class based FPS. Can't get into it.
>>686107608
>>686107727
AUD$60
>>686108113
People as dumb as you shouldn't be allowed to live.
>>686107727
haha, fuck, i spent 60 just now too!
Requesting D.Va
There's more to life than fapping.
>>686103171
Higher/clearer resolution.
>tfw game is out for two days and I still have no one to play with
>>686109544
>filename
>>686109032
Am I the only one who is waiting for the hilarious scandal, when disgruntled Blizzard animators admit they made fap webms to drum up free hype.
>>686109789
Yea... pulled from a site via google image search that had a bunch of random things named that. :P Not my doing.
>>686109032
who's the girl
>>686105954
halo 3 nostalgia
>>686110363
What are you even doing here...
>>686110363
get off this thread you fucking pleb
>>686105954
Ohhh shit rember this, fucking lol, then there was also abunch of bad ass shots that had filters blow out the contrast
>>686110459
>>686110515
>>686110459
niggers the only thing i know about overwatch is fems complained about short-haired girl's ass was objectifying and that ot's apparently tf2 without hats. idk each individual character
>>686109777
tfw all my friends are playing it already but i don't the time or money to play it right now
>>686110634
her name is D.VA
>>686109777
Nice trips
>>686110862
>>686110724
I guess he just very subtly called you a cuck, mate.
>>686111254
>subtly
>>686105954
L0l the memories the fucking memories.
>>686111254
i just wanted to use the pic for once
>>686107258
sent ;)
Need more mercy
What the fuck is overwatch?
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>>686111997
im not even going to create the "let me google that for you" link, you lazy foot fetish having piece of shit
>>686111997
Landfill.
>>686111997
cuck
>>686112082
No it just looks like another blizzard shill game. I won't sully my good name by googling it.
And btw I'm not Dan Schneider.
>>686111997
you just fly in from faggot town?
>>686112270
yeah right feet man, i can see through your facade
>>686112334
Also a no.
>>686112615
thats some shit quality fap material there mate.
>>686112333
trips confirm
>>686112615
Hnnnggg love mercy
pretty much all whats good about overwatch
>>686112874
that isn't chubs. That's just fat. Disgusting, anon.
>>686111997
It's a MOBA
>>686105954
Nostalgia holy shit!
>>686110634
thats not what happened at all. the only complaint was that her victory pose was out of character, if it has no basis, blizzard would have never changed it.
get mad tho cuck
>>686111997
New genre of r34 porn
>>686113226
holyshit
>>686108511
>Uses the mark for dollar.
>Claims anon should understand he refers to AUD
> Calls other anon stupid.
>>686113126
No its not. Battleborn is more of a moba.
>>686110039
Ellowas is god animator.
>>686110634
>some guy complained that tracer (girl in OP) pose is too sexy
>blizzard remove the pose without notice or making comments
>everyone's losing their shit, calling blizzard out
>blizzard came back few weeks later with even sexier pose of tracer
>SJW everywhere gets BTFO'd hard
>everyone made a communal circle and jerk off together to blizzard's glory
>MFW when it happened
>>68610Thats what you get for playing a blizzard game on a console you faggot, its £29.99 on PC
I don't know why it surprises me that there is already a gap thread for this...
>>686113024
is that a mirror or is she watching a video of herself on a monitor with an odd aspect ratio
Poor Canadian fag here, anyone mind sending me money for this game?
Paypal email is "the legit champs gmail.com"
>>686114489
>is that a mirror
Nigga u fuckig retarded
>>686114489
its not a mirror, its a smartphone.
cant you see the thumb on the right?
>>686114489
Dumbass
>>686114592
Yes he is..
>>686114008
You completely missed what was happening though, like it went waaay beyond you.
>guy complained a pose is NOT IN CHARACTER for tracer
>jeff kaplan posts an apology to all about how they don't want to make anyone uncomfortable with sexist shit and that the pose will be removed immediately, 1000% SJW damage control and pandering - even though the complaint was NOT about sexism
>they put in a new pose that is just as sexy and just as out of character as before
The entire debacle was over kaplan/blizzards knee-jerk reaction to the complaint - they expected the SJW sexism complaints (which is valid since OW is using sex sells very very hard) and when the first complaint that SEEMED like an SJW one they just folded instantly like a house of cards without reading the post twice.
>>686114489
dis guy
>>686114489
that's probably a tablet or smartphone
the person holding it just took a picture of her nude
she is covering herself because she noticed the person
Being this retarded.
>>686114655
>>686114489
The man who needed porn explained to him.
>>686114613
aah i see. for some reason i thought the thumb was a ceramic sculpture or something.
>>686114745
i thought it was a mirror damn.
>>686114874
Didn't you notice how she is half the fucking size in it to begin with?
>>686104246
I want to be Mei
>>686113024
despite mei's abilities seeming cancerous, damn can she get the dick. look at that bod with that moderate level of human blubber. imagine eatng a warm bowl of tomato soup with her then burying yer dick in her warm asshole. damn son. mei is bae
>>686115173
She must reek of sweat like nobody else
>fat as shit
>stuffed into winter clothing all the time
Eww
>>686114919
some mirrors have zoom. like those hair mirrors. maybe she got a shrink mirror cuz she has body image issues.
i think shes cute tho
>>686115494
Doesn't really matter, the "mirror" at that size would simply not cover her body, or would have to show a different upward looking angle of her.
>>686115451
in egypt no less. but like that said have you ever been attracted to someone's body odor. i used to jog with this chick. long sweaty jogs. and she smelled so good when we finished. goddam. i woulda eaten that sweaty cunt too bruv. but like she was religious and i dont put my dick in religious.
as a vagina connoisseur, pungency is not necessarily a bad thing.
>>686115692
this guy gets it
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>>686115692
Can't agree more.
My current GFs vagina is even kinda like a fine wine. Good, but kinda dull at first, best one two days after showering.
>>686113097
whoa, the Future is here
>>686116183
Newfag
>>686108103
>be me
>main mercy
>this doesn't happen to me after a match
Why live
>>686116375
This is why I didn't even bother to buy the game...
>>686116311
> best one two days after showering.
Wut?
>>686116570
Taste. Talking about taste.
>>686114034
Mother will not pleased
>>686116669
So it tastes so bad you need 2 days of scum to overpower it and make it easier to take?
The things normies tell themselves about how great pussy is...
>>686116685
Someone get an excorcist. We have a situation.
>>686107258
Pathetic
>>686116747
Well, some people gotta keep this race going. We can't all be raging dick-fondlers.
Imma trap who likes overwatch and doing slutty cam shows o3o pls kik me for multiplayer~ gwynssy
>>686116747
non pussy connoisseur detected.
listen faggot. there is more to pussy than putting your dick in it. there is aesthetics, flavor, aroma, and the general concept of the thing.
>>686117954
The things normies tell themselves about how great pussy is...
>>686116311
sounds tasty my friend. also nice analogy
>>686117573
Don't do it you guys...[spoiler]It's a trap[/spoiler]
>>686105954
still in my fileshare
>>686114613
i thought it was a tongue or weird cock
>>686113024
ayyy
>>686114034
it's £45
>>686113820
This.
Any richfag out there willing to spare some change for a poorfag whose friends all got the game and playing non-stop? Would be forever grateful? [email protected]
