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rekt thread?
Holy fuck OP, that's extremely graphic, even by /b/'s standards...
>>686097288
I'm fucking sick right now.
>>686097288
Jesus Christ
>>686097532
you want something worse?
here you go
thats to much....
>>686097867
That poor child! What kind of sick fuck saves this shit to their computer?
>>686097288
To much... Moods!!
>>686097288
>cyclists
They're like little children
i will not be stoped
>>686098178
these are not cyclists, cyclists wear spandex and/or ride in the middle of the lane
> "hurr, durr, I'm a vehicle. It's the law."
They're also not hipsters. neither bike looks like a fixie or a "vintage" 10-speed.
these are people on bikes.
Rekt
Xtreme Rekt
>>686099271
kek
>>686097867
Dude! thats a friken toddler, delete that shit.
>>686100235
lol, his first reaction is to nibble it.
>>686099271
Hero
>>686097867
MODS MODS MODS
Not for the faint of heart
>>686101562
FUck you! You MonSter!
The first get rekt thread I've seen that hasn't Turned into a bunch of fuck wits laughing at people dying...
>>686101979
fucking sick bastard MODS!!!
>>686102563
It's quite an accomplishment, yes
>>686102689
Should have stuck to squatting.
contrabooting
>>686103398
Wtf man
>>686103398
SICK FUCK SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING SHIT SICK STICK
>>686103398
omfg, rip
>>686104336
Was the kid okay...?
>>686104461
I have no idea... but that's pretty rekt wouldn't you say? From the crash to the parenting.
>>686104336
RIP ;(
>>686104550
Yeah... pretty bad but at least they had a helmet on.
>>686099271
1 man phalanx
>>686097532
>/b/
>standards
you must be new here
>>686103398
Oh wow
>>686105043
do you understand the concept of sarcasm?
>>686105043
If 3+ years is new, sure...
>>686103398
What is wrong with this website jesus christs
>>686105263
tries to act like he's an oldfag to get respect
doesn't realise they're complete fags
well done... you just played yourself
>>686105518
filename says it all
'water pipes'
Contributing.
>>686105683
I like how the water is splaching everywhere
>>686105726
yep especially when the water is fluro blue and glows in the dark
my favorite type of water
>>686105712
I really wanted him to get it right on the last one.
>>686105518
Nice rave
>>686100235
Man, this guy.... he became arrogant af irl. Shame tho.. but yeah who blames this faggot? Only one who still didnt change is avgn as far as I know.
>>686105896
this one brings a huge smile to my face, I <3 watching Muslims squirm for life
>>686105896
I really enjoy how they shot him like 30 times after he was down to, rubbin one out to this
>>686106407
The real joke is that multiple of CT is shooting 1 guy. If he was bait the Ts could of planted a bomb and easly defend it.
>>686105712
Wat? Nearsighted?
Pleas post this vid:
vid starts with group of nigs on road
nigger on motorbike cruises down street, falls off
Skids like 100meters on his face.
cuts to him sitting on sidewalk with his face hanging off
he starts pulling his dangling face from his skull.
cant find it in my rekt folder and im sad.
thanks based anon!
>>686106239
AVGN needs more "classic" episodes.
>>686097867
Somebody get the united nations on the line
>>686106664
mm sounds tasty.
maybe in a gore thread?
>>686105712
Is he blind on one eye?
Mind, my dog wasnt and he couldnt catch stuff when he got older (16 human years) too.
I miss that goofy old fuck.
>>686106668
Fully agree, getting sick of the monday crap.
>>686106755
That fucking gun work is beautiful.
>>686105043
Hello newfriend.
>>686106755
fucker aiming for the kid.
>>686106755
why is everyone blue in this?
>>686105263
Yes. 3 years is new. New as fuck. If you are any newer, you'd be summer.
>>686106804
I've seen that one in a couple of rekt threads before, but usually peak US times, not Euro.
>>686106755
Smurf on Smurf violence.
>>686097288
Toppest kek
>>686107016
>Brand new sliding door.
I wonder how often that shit happens there.
>>686103349
that's so sexy
>>686099047
God, that's great.
>>686100235
wait... did he try to suck it??
>>686105518
I think you're trying a little too hard with the filename
>>686099271
I'm sure this guy's bike stalled or something but it's hilarious how much this looks like he's just doing it to fuck with everyone. Too much traffic for him to move to side?
>>686107467
nuggets taste so guud when dey fresh
>>686104336
Kekd
>>686107467
that's so cute!
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/x2x91q4nsqw217a/AACrTrstUmwkOmiK1Kl8328ea?dl=1
>>686103363
Lost
>>686107931
Ouch.
>>686107799
my haiku for you:
>Asians Face is flat
>breaking force evenly spread
>no damage done there
>>686107808
it legit raped itself. dead
>>686108058
STOP IT ANON
>>686104550
quite
>>686108270
it's high noon
Time to end the thread. No one ever got rekt harder.
>>686108364
Why do they do this in front of cameras?
>>686107303
Noice
>>686108364
because theyre retarded
>>686107931
>Powerdrill hair cut.
>Straight from the top of my dome.
>Fuck corn on the cob
>>686108366
You don't close quarters a Mcree. They had it coming
>>686107808
oh my fucking god. Dogs really are the happiest creatures in the world.
now you shall see pure beauty my friends
>>686108364
>I lay in ambush
>hiding spot is pointed out.
>you still didn't run.
>>686099271
I think this is a fixie race. So it's not all bad, hipsters are cancer.
>>686104259
you_dont_need_underscores_between_every_word.exe
>>686108698
>Over confident
>I train to wrestle and win
>I stand and eat shit
>>686108460
any type of nigger is too stupid to look around for a minute
>>686108898
>>686108683
>>686108233
damn dude are you edgar allan poe?
>>686103349
Dude, someone should have burst that shit.
>>686108698
the moment we lost a champ
>>686109057
fuck you can see the dude in the air
>>686108875
Those bravo tests were boss.
>>686109154
fuck that dog faced bitch
>>686099271
HAHAHAAHAHAH
>>686099271
Didn't know this was ylyl.
Fucking lost
>>686106755
>you sell band aids right?
>blue, da ba dee da ba die
>worst service ever.
>>686107799
Holy shit that guy clapping in the lower right my sides.
>>686109350
nice meme bitch
>>686109320
i like how they miscalculated Bravo and as a result fucked up some fishermen
>>686108698
>>686109350
i never understood the appeal of fighting sports, getting paid way to much to see who has the bigger nuts.
>>686102563
That's because no one has posted anyone dying yet, you fuckstick.
>>686108005
Fake
>>686109498
that why i stop watching them
>>686102563
>>686109505
Ayyyyyyyy. Lets change that.
>>686109581
i think we know that you ironic fuck
>>686109350
>girl on girl fight right?
> I identify as lady
>always bet on trans
>>686109123
Unless your arm is 157 feet long, it's impossible without getting covered in piss.
>>686109494
That's just heresy until you gimme the sauce.
>>686107808
>>686107984
When you smell someone did some autofellatio on your favourite blanket
>>686102689
kek it says Epic Fail
>>686109711
google castle bravo or s.s. lucky dragon 5
>>686109665
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little nigger? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in nigger lynching, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret advanced lynches, and I have over 300 confirmed lynching’s. I am trained in advanced nigger killing and I’m the top fucker in the entire US KKK. You are nothing to me but just another nigger. I will hang with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, nigger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of KKK partners across the USA and your fat lips are being traced right now so you better prepare for the lynching, maggot. The rope that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking lynched, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can lynch you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my rope. Not only am I extensively trained in advanced lynching, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States KKK and I will use it to its full extent to lynch your miserable ass, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shoot burning crosses all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking lynched, kiddo.
>>686109730
possibly the most amazing piece of footage ever recorded
>>686109498
>>686109620
I only watch because I bet $ on who will be the winner
>>686109674
shoot it with a bb gun or some shit.
>>686109625
What's happening here?
>>686107303
>>686109435
Beat me to it.
>>686104461
died on spot :(
>>686109786
copyfag
>>686109805
It always kills me everytime that he tries to get back into the car after it's already on fire.
>>686099271
This is why everyone hates bicyclists. They never look where they are going and always end up fucking their own shit up and trying to blame others with "muh-rit-owey" bullshit.
>>686109824
>Hardtrack I Poplar
wasnt even a big one its insane
>>686109730
>tired of your weeb shit
>Uranium 2, 5, 5
>/a/ smells like bacon
>>686109857
Some people at a kike festival got blown into the air and killed.
>>686110019
Not in the Netherlands
>>686099272
you absolute madman!
>>686110091
Great reflexes. You never see a woman react that fast.
>>686110099
great poem!
>>686099887
she sucked that cat right into her pussy didn't she?
>>686109896
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Jew? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SS, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Synagogues, and I have over 6,000,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in chemical warfare and I’m the top gasser in the entire SS. You are nothing to me but just another Jew. I will wipe you the fuck out with carbon monoxide the likes of which has been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of SS generals across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Jew. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, Yid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 6,000,000 ways, and that’s just with my gas tap. Not only am I extensively trained in gas engineering, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the SS and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Jew ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn Jew. I will shit gas all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Yiddo.
>>686099272
lel i hacked my house
>>686110019
Exactly. They're completely unaware of the enterprise of what the fuck they're doing.
>>686097288
Op wtf??? REMOVE THIS NOW!
>>686109620
he sure took those candles out nice and good
>>686109057
>spending millions on off road vehicles
>endless amount of videos of them blowing up on roads
>>686109620
That was amazing
>>686109805
I think he planned that. He wanted to scare the cops away with a huge burst of fire.
>>686110091
i dont think you see men react this way too because its not an everyday situation. its just your way of thinking women have slower reflexes
>>686110469
Reminds me of asians. They're smart and all, but severely lacking in situational awareness.
>>686110245
I hope I'm not late
My spider toes are tingling
Dies like Gwen Stacy
>>686108955
if you want to launch dank memes from a commandline, it saves having to put """ marks around shit
>>686110387
copyfag
>>686110678
I've seen a few of those kinds of webms and the men always jump away from an incoming car, while women jump into it or stay still and get hit.
>>686110837
>an object in motion stays in motion, unless acted upon by another force.
*Crack*
>>686099887
pussyception
>>686104336
>>686104461
>>686104550
>>686104591
>>686109890
No, thats Nitro Circus and nearly every event they pretend to get a little kid from the audience to do a jump.
They then use a doll and make it crash, everyone gasps then they're like 'jokes' and its all funny.
When i went to see them, one of the BMX guys bailed a jump and landed pretty fucked on his foot. They replayed it in slow-mo on the big screens, but quickly cut it off when everyone seen his leg snap lol and they were all apologetic about showing it, was funny as
>>686099272
*hacker voice* I'm in.
>>686110837
Kek, the fat dude on the left near the back hopped forward one seat.
>>686110114
But people in The Netherlands are a bit special so they don't count here.
>>686111083
no fucking way dude. no.
>>686110869
but why would you want to do that?
>>686097288
you sick bastard
>>686111155
kek nice catch
>>686110408
>god speed young pupper
>you are doing him a scare
>now he whispers cats
>>686106804
>Gore thread
>>686099271
Gandalf on a motorbike!
>YOU SHALL NOT PASS
>>686103697
If niggers only owned a mirror
>>686107931
fake
>>686111999
Double Trips, check'd
>>686111999
my school principal was killed in that
>>686111703
>1980 Kids
>willing to be radical
>now they ride scooters
>>686099271
white people are retarded
>>686109620
Here at the aperture science enrichment center...
>>686098608
>not taping all your chords to the underside of your desk
You fags deserve this
>>686109620
Elephant toothpaste + candle = allahu akbar
>>686112217
>You were quite hot once
>the realist wrestler ever
>Rest in peace Chyna.
>>686103398
Fuck and I thought we had turned this into a ylyl thread. Fuck that shit dude that's messed up.
>>686111961
MY SISTER WOULD EXPLODE FROM THE CUTENESS
>>686110245
fucking kek
>>686107808
im actually impressed
>>686099271
The hero we needed
Wave after wave break on the rock of his resolve.
It's common knowledge that asians can't drive, but it's a little known fact that they also aren't good at navigating roads on foot.
>>686100235
Kek, his first reaction is to suck it
>>686112659
Nah, but she would from all my cum inside her
>>686112348
haha where did you find this one? i really, really, really like this video.
>>686110791
riding a fucking horse on a street in the snow what did the rider expect
>>686112872
>It is not my fault
>my eyes are always half closed
>Danger is racist
>>686111083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FscpEdSTiNA
This dude probably cant use his arms no more
>>686109505
good job all these people
>>686108586
>>686108364
>>686108270
>>686107405
>>686107016
>>686106755
Lived
>>686113156
on the internet
>>686113075
cum in my 8 year old sister?
you need your throat slit
>>686105263
Summer came early
>>686112203
u can do it barrel cat
>>686113310
Did he try to KICK a grenade? I'm not a weapons expert or anything, but Wouldn't he be better off at least trying to shield the initial shrapnel?
>>686112348
Running away was a bad call. She should have stayed and fought.
>>686113486
A grenade's kill radius is 5m. Kicking it away will work if you have time. Most grenades have a 5 second fuse, though. You have to decide what to do quickly.
>>686113404
>First time on 4 chan
>triggered by rekt thread comment
>summer fags are here
>>686113509
I find some of these funny, but this one is genuinely said to me. He didn't do anything dumb, just a college student walking into an elevator one morning. Out of nowhere, forced to be crushed and slowly die, alone. Just goes to show how random and cruel anyone's demise could be.
>>686113404
We been at it for the past 5 years already...
>>686104461
you can see paused at the beginning its just a doll
>>686113724
His friend held him in place for the elevator to crush, too.
>>686113760
brainwaves of a seizure? that solid black is pretty scary. Love the lade at the end who just fucking walks by, kek
>>686113724
he didnt die
>>686113806
yeah, I noticed that. he was pulling him back, and he was doing the reverse. Probably would have had decent enough reflexes so that his ankle/calf/legs would have been crushed. Better than dying, I guess. What's done is done though.
>>686108270
i love it when nogs think every white person is a nogunz
>>686097867
My eyes!
>>686110678
Men are neurologically hardwired to respond to danger better than women. Women respond better than men to children, emotional and social challenges
>>686113852
I think he did. You can see the elevator continue to crush him slowly if you move through the webm. You can see he last breath, too.
>>686113852
He did, you don't know what you're talking about anon. Stop spreading misinformation. Fucks sake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9mUVpCSGl4
>>686097288
omg, story?
>>686110837
Woman in middle at front = dead.
>>686113601
Or laying real flat a few meters away works good too...
>>686114067
I don't think women handle emotion any better than men.
>>686114192
Definitely. Iron pole to the face at a dead stop. Who knows how many mph that bus was going to stop fast enough for everyone to fly like that.
>>686097867
What's the problem?
>>686113601
pretty sure it was just a flash-bang
>>686110099
haiku about nuking nips, it comes full circle
>>686114220
That's why they look so crazy to us men, they actually do handle it better, men lack more emotion.
>>686107792
There was nothing he could do.
If it simply stalled, he would have went away already, but I doubt that.
Jumping off the bike and moving it away also takes quite some time, those bikes are piss fucking heavy. A simple racing bike is much much lighter than a Cruiser or Touring bike.
A Honda Varadero which is still lighter is around 780 pounds.
