no officer

Not me officer I was just On my way to pick up some pizza for me and my niece

>>686092289
Nah mate, I'm clean

>>686092289
No officer, I only know of trips

Fuck you pig

you planted those dubs! you crooked piece of shit, you won't get away with this!

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>>686092289
check them if you must

>>686092440
What kind of pizza punk?

>>686092289
Why u reaching for ur gun and where is ur cop car?

I just have trips

>>686092591
I'll ask the questions around here nigger

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

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>>686092289
Check my singles occifer

N-no officer-chan, no dubbles h-here..

Ummmm

I didenn du nuffin

I know nothing about that Officer...

>>686092866
>>686092877
ON THE GROUND NOW DIRTBAGS

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no sir

>>686092967
Are you detaining me or am I free to go?!?!?!

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>>686092289

>>686092877
GET DOWN NIGGER

>>686092967
Shiiieeeetttt I was holding deez dubs for a friend, I swear!

im too shit for those

Can't say that I do officer.

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Yes

No, I'm clean.

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>>686092289
no dubs here

>>686093156
>>686093064
You're both going down for Possession and Distribution of illegal Doubles, You have the right to remain autistic, anything you say can and will be used against you in a kangaroo court of law.

>>686093255
ITS A FAGGOT, EVERYONE GET DOWN!!

no officer

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>>686092289
No dubs here Ociffer, I'll be on my way

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Nothing to report officer I swear!

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Hah, huh, hurrr

>>686093633
GET DOWN DIRTBAG!

Hahaha i havent been on here in years, but I used to love these threads. It's a shame /b/ turned out the way it did though.

>>686093427
OH FUGG, PLS SIR I HAVE TWO CHILDREN WHO NEED ME!!

>More dubs fall out of my pocket

Checkmate officer

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sorry officer no dubs here

no sir no

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>>686093736

>>686094100
CHECK EM' FUCKING LAW BREAKER!

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>>686092289

my pockets are empty maam

>>686095022
HE'S GOT DUBS

Nothing wrong officer

>>686094211
HOW ABOUT YOU CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF. SEE YOU IN COURT.

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nothing here officer

There's only trips here

>>686092289
Fuk di polis

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but sir.. i di du nothin

i dun no nuffin

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cant catch me coppers

No nigger

Fuck you OP, and fuck these stupid threads

If I roll trips OP must kill himself

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>>686096077

uhh

>>686096205
nice trips fag

>>686096077
WE ALREADY HAVE. YOU'RE GOIN AWAY FOR A LONG TIME.

You'll never catch me faggot

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dubs coming right here

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uh

rolling for jailtime

Come on man leave me alone.

ya'll unlucky motherfuckers

of course not officer

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En garde

>>686092289
AM I BEING DETAINED?

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>>686092289
Take the money and I'll never use Dubs, Trips, or any variation thereof again.

Dindu nuffin

>>686097322
BOY GET YO ASS IN THE BACK SEAT OF THE PARTY VAN

nop

>>686097322
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT ANON? BECAUSE I SEE SOME DUBS HANGING OUT OF YOUR POCKET. YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

>>686097460
FUCK OFF CUNT I ONLY USED IT ONCE! MY FRIEND FORCED ME TO DO IT YOU FUCKING RANGA
SINCE YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART, CATCH ME, AND I'LL GO WILLINGLY

>>686097560
PISS OFF, I'M NOT GOING BACK

>>686092289
nope

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>>686097705
DUBS ARE A SERIOUS OFFENSE, BUT SO IS RESISTING ARREST. WE'RE TAKING YOU AND THAT'S FINAL.

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>>686097881
I'LL GET PHEONIX FUCKING WRIGHT TO SAVE MY ASS IF IT MEANS I DON'T GET INTO THAT HELLHOLE

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Who, me?

I'll show my credentials just once, officer.

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>>686098063
SO BE IT

>>686098318
HERE WE GO. WHO GOES FIRST?

>>686098539
YOU GO FIRST, YOU ARE THE DEFENSE.

>>686098669
ALRIGHT, FIRSTLY: DUE TO RECENT LAWS IN THE US STATING THAT DUBS MAY ONLY BE PUNISHED IF THEY ARE CLOSE TO TRIPS, I AM EXEMPT FROM THE LAW. SECONDLY, I CANNOT BE PERSECUTED DUE TO DUBS BEING SOLD VIRTUALLY ALL OVER THE US. YES, I RESISTED ARREST. YES, I WAS IN POSSESSION OF RIPOFF DUBS, MAKING THEM ILLEGAL. BUT, LOOKING BACK AT LAWS DATING BACK TO... 1947, THEY ALLOWED DUBS TO BE USED AS LONG AS THEY WERE BOTH /b/ BRAND AND REUSABLE. SO, YOUR HONOR, I PLEAD NOT GUILTY.

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No dubs here, officer.

>>686099412
Can't argue with that shitposting

>>686099583
AM I NOT GUILTY?

>>686099412
>DUBS MAY ONLY BE PUNISHED IF THEY ARE CLOSE TO TRIPS
>I CANNOT BE PERSECUTED DUE TO DUBS BEING SOLD VIRTUALLY ALL OVER THE US
MAYBE SO, HOWEVER IN THIS SPECIFIC THREAD DUBS ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN AND PUNISHABLE BY LAW, AS THIS IS A DUBS ENFORCEMENT-OWNED THREAD.
>YES, I RESISTED ARREST. YES, I WAS IN POSSESSION OF RIPOFF DUBS, MAKING THEM ILLEGAL
EVEN IF YOUR PAST STATEMENT GOT YOU OFF THE HOOK, WHICH IT HASN'T, YOU COULD STILL BE CHARGED WITH ILLEGAL DUBS AND RESISTING ARREST, WHICH MEANS, SINCE YOU JUST ADMITTED TO THESE CRIMES, YOU'VE JUST PILED MORE CHARGES ONTO YOUR ORIGINAL SENTENCE.

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>>686099836
FUCK. YOU WIN. I'LL GO TO JAIL. JUST ONE LAST THING BEFORE I LEAVE:
LOOK DOWN.

No problem, there is no officer

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>>686100286
YOU WON'T GET ME THIS TIME ANON. I'VE FALLEN FOR THAT TRICK MANY TIMES AND HAVE GONE THROUGH SPECIAL TRAINING TO AVOID IT.

>>686100475
BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS GOING TO DO THAT TRICK? IT SEEMS YOU LOOKED AT IT BEFORE REPLYING.

qué

>>686100767
IT MAY SEEM THAT WAY, HOWEVER THROUGH HYPER-INTENSIVE TRAINING, I'VE UNLOCKED A HIDDEN HUMAN ABILITY CALLED "PERIPHERAL VISION" AND HAVE THEREFORE AVOIDED LOOKING DIRECTLY AT SAID TRICK. YOU CAN'T BEAT ME ANON, ME AND MY LAWYER HAVE TRAINED FOR SITUATIONS LIKE THESE.

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>>686092289

problem officer?

>>686101083
...BUT YOU ARE A LAWYER.

>>686101189
GUESS AGAIN ANON, I ACTUALLY HAVE MULTI PERSONALITY DISORDER. THERE IS ME, WHO IS TALKING NOW, AND MY LAWYER, MILES EDGEWORTH. I COULD HAVE QUALIFIED AS A WITNESS AS WELL AS A LAWYER, HOWEVER ME AND MY LAWYER DECIDED TO BE FAIR FOR YOUR SAKE, SO ONLY MY LAWYER WAS PRESENT IN THE COURT OF LAW.

>>686101402
WELL, WHAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW IS THAT I ALSO HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER. YOU SEE, NOT ONLY DID I GET CAUGHT DOING SOMETHING MY FRIEND JAMES DID, I CAN ALSO PLEAD FOR INSANITY OR MENTALLY ILL.

Cunt

>>686101652
HOWEVER ANON, WHAT YOU DON'T REALIZE IS THAT THE YOU RIGHT NOW HAVE RESISTED ARREST, BUT THE ANON WHO POSTED THE COMMENT THAT STARTED THIS ALL >>686097322 WAS NONE OTHER THEN YOUR FRIEND JAMES. YOU BOTH HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AND ARE REQUIRED TO SERVE TIME.

>>686102155
IT WAS ALL AN ACT. I KNEW IF I KEPT THIS UP LONG ENOUGH WE WOULD BOTH FALL IN THE END. IF I'M GOING DOWN, I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME.
CHECK'EM.

No, I'm not a nigger.

>>686092289
Teach me how to dubby,
Teach me how to dubby.
All the dubbies love me,
All the dubbies love me.

I'm white officer

>>686102435
This is how you dubby,
This is how you dubby.
All the dubbies love me,
All the dubbies love me.

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im innocent i swear, just dont search me xD

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>>686102302
YOU HAVE PLAYED ME WELL, ANON. BUT I STILL HAVE AN ACE UP MY SLEEVE. I HAVE BEEN PRESENT THIS WHOLE TIME. AT THIS POINT IN TIME, I AM THE ONE WHO HAS POSSESSED ILLEGAL DUBS. _NOT_ MY LAWYER. MILES CAN STILL PLEAD FOR INSANITY OR MENTAL ILLNESS. YOU WERE SO CLOSE, ANON.

officer iam innocent

>>686092289
only trips in here officer

>>686102614
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT TWO PERSONALITIES AREN'T MULTIPLE? THAT'S RIGHT, I HAVE A WHOPPING TOTAL OF 16 PERSONALITIES! YOU TOO WERE SO CLOSE.

>>686102765
YES, BUT WHAT I DIDN'T TELL YOU IS THAT MILES HAS BIPOLAR DISORDER, SEVERE INSOMNIA, AND IS CLINICALLY INSANE. THE ONLY REASON HE IS ALLOWED OUT IS BECAUSE I CONTROL WHEN HE IS ABLE TO TALK. HE IS ALSO 100% SANE IN THE COURT OF LAW.

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check em im clean pig

>>686102955
OH, WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT. YOU, DEFINITELY NOT EDGEWORTH, GOT DUBS. WHAT NOW, MY STEEL SAMURAI LOVING FRIEND?

>>686103139
YES, MILES HASN'T BEEN CONSCIOUS SINCE YOU WERE PROVEN GUILTY. YOUR POINT IS NULL AND VOID.

>>686103241
YOU GOT ME THERE. BEFORE I GO TO JAIL, DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE? IF IT'S A GOOD ONE, I'LL PROMISE NOT TO DO DUBS, TRIPS, QUADS, ANY VARIATION THEREOF.

>>686103409
SEEMS FAIR ENOUGH. YOU WOULDN'T WANT MORE TIME ON YOUR SENTENCE AND I WOULDN'T WANT TO GO THROUGH ANOTHER COURT OR 3 DOZEN MENTAL ILLNESSES.

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>>686103531
MY FUTURE.

>>686103595
IT WAS A GOOD JOKE, I WILL ADMIT. NOW, I SHALL TAKE MY LEAVE. IT WAS INTERESTING DEBATING AND I TRUST YOU WILL STAY TRUE TO YOUR PROMISE.

>>686103743
SEE YOU LATER! TAKE CARE AND SAY HI TO PHEONIX FOR ME!

>>686092289
Nope, sorry officer, but maybe the dead hooker on my backseat knows something.

>>686103794
Well that was a fuckin' roller coaster.

Don't mind me, just passing through.

SOMEONE SCREENCAP, QUICK BEFORE IT 404s!

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Accept these tits sir

>>686104179
10/10 would have a mental breakdown and roast Edgeworth again.

>>686104303
Already did, I'd just need to sew them all together.

>>686092289
The guy below me has dubs, Officer!

Ive got nothing to hide officer zimm zam

>>686104611
>>686104571
WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU A WIZARD?

>>686092289
Nah

not me!

>>686092289
Officer, am I being detained? I am already late for a meeting, so I'd like to leave as soon as possible.

I've been on the straight and narrow for quite a spell now.

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>>686104668

I didn't do it
I wasn't even there

I is gut nuthin officer i is only got sum nickel fur uh tickle

I swear officer i dindu nuffin i is innocent

>>686104949
DO IT AGAIN.

Nope... just my illegally held gun and 2 pounds of weed... But no filthy dubs, I swear!

I want my lawyer

>>686105675
THE LAWYER JUST LEFT.

>>686092289
no dubs here officer

>>686093255
just reported this, have fun in the pockey faggot

>>686092289
I'm not a member of this filthy group

>>686105800
ah fuck!

>>686105800
ON THE GROUND ON THR GROUND!

>>686105900
yeah right, you disgust me

guy below me will end with a 7

>>686105900
NO YOU GET ON THE GROUND!

>>686105900
>>686105963
let's ALL get on the ground

>>686106105
Oh my. How lewd, Anon~

>>686092289
fuck you pig
go eat some donuts

i swear my dubs are of age officer

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not dubs but i do have these

Okay just gonna pull out my hands and show my license...

Here you go officer

>>686105900
I just reported this, enjoy your time in the pokey faggot

>>686092289
Am I being detained

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ayy lmao

>>686092289
>fake cop is fake
Everyone knows that dubs are legal.

I dindu nuffin, no dubs we wuz singles

Sorry officer, no dubs here I promise

This is ridiculous, I don't even get involved with dubs. Honestly, this is harassment...

K

Quads?

Officer, I'm on my way to work, and blacks don't have jobs and whites don't commit crimes. Can I go?

Fuck

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>>686092289
Not in here pig, keep moving

>>686106666
OFFICER COME QUICK, QUADS IS STARTING A BLACK LIVES MATTER PROTEST

>>686092289
I REMAIN SILENT
NO SEARCHES
I WANT MY LAWYER

>>686092289
No Officer, i'm not transporting any dubs..

>>686107144
LIES
FUCKING LIES

>>686092289
I dont get dubs
only dubs of truth

Don't worry heres my dubs permit

>>686093736
Lmfao

>>686094100
Of course the Joo would be hoarding dubs

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Only quads here officer

>>686107311
O shit waddubs

No dubs here officer

>>686107899
Fuck

>>686092289
what seems to be the officer problem

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>>686107899

>>686092289
I never knew you were so dominant when it came to roleplaying, Anon~

>>686108888
Holy freaking super villian

>>686092289
IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO