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>>686090806

>>686090806
Gluttony and sloth

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I don't know. But I can get behind hating a creepy fat fuck.

he dindu

>>686090806
there is no evidence he did anything wrong

he's fat and ugly
if he looked better i wouldn't care honestly

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>>686090806

who?

>>686091463
Dan "Rough Rider" Schneider

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>>686091454
he got her preggo and she was so cute esp on school of rock

>>686091463
Robert Paulson

>>686090806
He ate my last doughnut

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>>686091454

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That's all up to you in the end.

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>>686090806
:-)

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>>686091843
no

this better not become a thread with kiddie porn

>>686092934
Yeah Dan, that'd be just awful

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>>686091843
that chick is so hot now.

...also then.

>>686092934
Speaking of that. How old was Mackie Grove during that GIF. Am I safe to download it or should I GTFO now?

>>686093893
fake. but probably like 15

>>686092934
Hey shutup

>>686094078
STOP TELLING ME TO DO THINGS!

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>>686093800

>>686094302
Just for a second... Real quick

>>686094066
Thanks. Glad it's fake. Holding onto respect.

Well OP, that depends on how you look at it. He definitely did something, but was the thing, that he did do, wrong?

I am in the camp that any man in his position would do the exact same thing, so to suggest that it is somehow wrong is simply absurd.

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>>686090884

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>>686090884
Gluttony

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>>686090884
anything wrong

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>>686090884
>sloth

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>>686090884
>depends on how you look at it

>>686091454
Man that is kinda scary what the fuck?

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>>686096531
>kinda scary

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>>686094313
>Real quick

>>686096531
ya it is poor girl worst part is he is so fuckingfat and gnarly

>>686096531
Yeah you can see the lifelessnes in her eyes.

>>686096531
Hey! You'd be crying too if your show was coming to an end.
I..I mean, Dan hadn't raped her moments earlier, no, that is silly, and dumb. The show, the show iCarly was finishng up.
She had spent many years playing iCarly, from iCarly, so it was a substantial part of her life.
>Of course she'd be crying

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>>686096836
>lifelessnes in her eyes

>>686097174
He makes all his stars wear that shirt, and sings 'Shirt' by Jawbreaker to them while they put it on.

>>686097174
why the fuck are you quoting people?

>>686096901
go away dan, yes i want to believe this but im sorry i cant

>>686091454
tears of joy bruh... tears of joy...

>>686097174
i want that shirt

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>>686097276
>why the fuck are you quoting people

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>>686097342
Dan, who is Dan?
>This is Guy Incognito

>>686097757
fuck you why did i laugh at this.

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>>686097757
>Guy Incognito

>>686097955
Because even though it's a shitty ms paint job, it still took three minutes to create.

>>686091731
No way, pls be real

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>>686090806
I'm here now

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>>686090884

>>686098392
Oh they're real all right ;)
-Dan

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>>686097757
Put an APB out for a one Guy Incognito

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>>686098507
They're real

And they're Spectacular

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>>686097757
No NOT Trust this Man

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>>686096531

>>686093800
>>686094313
Man jaw
Looks like a trap

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>>686099063

>>686098772
I dunno, he looks nothing like Dan Schneider.
I mean for one, Dan is far better looking. Dan don't have a mustache, Dan and Guy are two separate beings, independant of one another.

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>>686099173

For the victims of Guy Incognito

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>>686099173

>>686099080
How old is that girl?

>>686098772
>>686098585
>>686099253

Fellas, fellas, your'e blaming me, I mean, Guy, for things that I, I mean Dan did. Come on guys, can't we work this out?
I'm Innocent, I'm Guy Incognito, and I am an innocent man.
I've done nothing wrong.
yeah, I like feet, so what, is that a crime to like little girls feet???

>>686099587
Too old, now.
-Dan

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>>686099712
It's never too old

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>>686099638
I for one think we should go easy on me... I mean this Guy Incognito

Who hasn't made a mistake or fifty two in their life?

>>686100169
This guy gets it.
We, I mean, those in the tv industry deserve many, many, many, a simply ridiculous amount of chances to get better at the things that they may or may nor have done.

Never charged, by the way.
Never charged. Just inuendo.

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>>686100405
110% innocent

No use looking into his past, I mean why do that? There's obviously nothing smelly there to find!

Lets just leave this rich totally not fat hunk alone and give me some privacy.

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To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken some intern brought to him just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How back could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.

>>686100949
holy fucking shit dude, that is good.

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>>686099712

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>>686101119
Guy has some talented friends

>>686099135
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>>686101131
Praise be to Danbot

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>>686101316
I can make anything ya want really.

Bumper stickers, t shirts.. whatever, maybe we need a Guy Incognito clothing line?

>>686101628
Yeah, that sounds great. I can see it now, Guy Incognito's fashion for preteens.

>>686101710
Perfect

Guy Incognito's Footwear

Stay Tuned

>captcha : store front

It's only a matter of time before it has a brick and mortar store

>>686099470
Poor Miranda never had a chance. No wonder she became a hardcore crazy whore at college parties. Dan destroyed her soul and dignity at icarly set.

>>686101878
Now THIS is an idea I can get behind.

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>>686101959

>>686101959
>she became a hardcore crazy whore at college parties.
details for science, please

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.

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His crotch probably smells like Parmesan cheese

I'd be crying too if I had to fuck that thing

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>>686102397

According to Frodo, Schneider's part of the Hollyweird pedo club.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/23/elijah-wood-claims-hollywood-is-in-the-grip-of-massive-pedophilia-epidemic.html

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>>686102559
Yes but Frodo didn't even mention Guy Incognito or his new Footwear store's Grand Opening.

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>>686091454
He is /b/ hero. Based Dan is living the dream.

>>686090806
He did everything right!

http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/MAINPAGE.html

9. BLIND GOSSIP 09/03
You probably won’t watch this show if you are over the age of thirty, but you would know the name of the girl involved. She is just so sweet and innocent looking, it’s hard to believe that she is pregnant. Or, rather, was pregnant. The father of the baby – who is a person of responsibility in the actress’ world – had to beg and plead with her to give up the thought of becoming a mother at such a young age. Oh, and if his wife had known about this, she probably would have agreed. Miranda Cosgrove/Dan Schneider, executive producer for iCarly

198. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#3**
This former B+ list tweener actress turned singer says she never had sex with her former boss but did pose naked for him and also pleasured herself for him and a "couple" of times took care of him manually.
Actress: Ariana Grande
Boss: Dan Schneider

214. JUST SAY JENN!!! 12/18
This former B-list actress, had a bright future ahead of her, but the trauma she went through as a child star was just too much for her to deal with and she fell apart. If people knew how badly her parents exploited her, especially her father, it would probably be criminal. So many things were covered up...including being abused by a much older producer for a long period of time, that resulted in a pregnancy her father made her 'take care of' a number of years ago.
Actress: Amanda Bynes
Producer: Dan Schneider

277. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/24 **#9**
This producer who has worked on many tweener shows has been notified he is the target of a federal investigation looking into child pornography accusations against him and he recently settled a case with the parents of a 14 year old girl who he paid off to keep quiet about sexual activity she engaged in while on set of a now ended hit tweener show. Dan Schneider

>>686102770
This is fucking incredible

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>>686103282
Drunken children tell the ugliest lies

Also can we all agree that Guy Incognito is completely innocent, I mean lets not drag his good, totally not fat name through the stinky smelly mud.

>>686103462
I love you anon

>>686100949
10/10 shit
good work, bro

>>686103282
This proves nothing. You've got no "evidence" as such, just a bunch of half baked lies, concocted by Harvey Levin. The Jews run this town, not the pedophiles. It used to be the pedophiles, then the Jewish pedophiles, and now finally, just the Jews.

I would like to address the rumors before they start, I am NOT Dan Schneider, nor am I the less handsome Guy Incognito, I am just a neutral observer, and I think this great man's name is being tarnished for no apparent reason.
-Dan

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>>686103512
Love you too bud

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>>686103282
>impregnate miranda in her prime
so jelly

>>686103801
This is the most positive thread i've ever been a part of, it has been incredible

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>>686103731

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>>686101959
bitch loves coke and molly a little too much

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>>686103896
As a non biased 3rd party I think we should stop accusing Dan of these horrible accusations. Everyone he has worked with had nothing but positive things to say about his character and his work ethic. He in no way smells like "Parmesan cheese" and is totally not fat.

I hope this puts an end to this hurtful chapter in my life, I mean Dan's life so he can continue his career of not destroying souls and not crushing spirits.

Thank you.

-Guy Incognito

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>>686104243
ladies

>>686090806
Dan is innocent. He is a good person.

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>>686104243

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>>686105165
I agree

Lets end this ugly totally not fat chapter of Dan's life and NEVER speak of it again. We need to protest Google's search algorithm that puts up lies when you search "Dan Schneider" and replace them with positive stories about Guy Incognito.

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>>686105165

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Dan "The Lil Smokie Hider" Schneider

>>686091454
Dem glassy eyes.

>>686103860
holy shit!!

>>686101115
Underrated Post

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poor thing

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>>686106736
It's just water

You drink water everyday, so do I and so does Guy Incognito. There is absolutely Nothing weird about this at all.

>>686103860
Dan "the emergency hydration provider" Schneider

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>>686107005
DELETE THIS

Dan "This'll make her wider" Schneider

My gut tells me he's guilty.

>>686107003
Dan, fuck off

So legitimate question here guys, what stops them from speaking out against him?

Is it the power he has? He's basically been Nick's money machine for two decades.

Any insider here?

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>>686107516

>>686107660
Power and money, as always.

He ate too much.

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>>686107679
I can tell you how I know him but that is all.

I can't give you any information without revealing myself and he is very powerful but totally not fat.

>>686107660
Abuse survivors usually just want to escape the abuse and are too emotionally shattered to fight. Especially when the abuse is sustained, and was carried out at a young age, they can be fighting addiction, mental illness, paranoia etc.

Add that the people doing this will demonstrate their power/influence and quite often their "great charity work", and it is easy to create a sense that "Nobody will ever believe you, they will think you are just bitter because your career didn't work out".

See the way the media closed ranks on people like Corey Feldman, Rose McGowan etc who did speak out - they allow them to have their say, but then it is constant undermining them, making them look like druggies, fuck-ups, crazies, etc.

>>686107679
He has been brainwashing and sometimes forcing certain people to get surgery or getting their parents to convince them to have 'things' implanted. I can't tell you any details without exposing myself because they know who has it and who doesn't.

>>686107660
Any starlet would never talk against him. Just imagine Miranda Cosgrove saying: "yeah, I was a big young slut who fucked him for years in exchange for roles. Yeah, it's true, I got roles because I'm so good at casting couch".
Obviously, never gonna happen.

>>686107882
Did you worked with him at icarly or victorious?

>>686108016
Did you have a chip implanted too? Nobody believes me but I have met another girl who has told me her parents were instructed by him as well to get the surgery done. They really do make you look nuts in the papers and courts but it is getting out now.

>>686108016
>Add that the people doing this will demonstrate their power/influence and quite often their "great charity work", and it is easy to create a sense that "Nobody will ever believe you, they will think you are just bitter because your career didn't work out".

/thread

>>686108245
they just put terrible pic of you out in the tv and newspaper so people think you are nuts but its all true.

>>686108138
Neither

Sorry but I cant tell anyone because they will know right away who I am.

>>686099063
faggy fag

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>>686108753
Hi, Dan

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God among men.

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>>686108753
>>686109333
Hoery Shiet

Are you Amanda Bynes?

I know you said your father implanted a microchip in your brain to control your thoughts and Dan was involved in your career.

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>>686109637

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>>686109791

>>686109637
no I've met her but I can't tell you anything other than she isn't lying

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>>686109884

>>686109978
So, is it true that Dan fucked the icarlys? Any hot story to share?

>>686110444
only thing I can tell you is at least one of their parents know because I have talked to her and she doesn't want anyone to know.

>>686109637
So that's what happened

>>686110588
interesting... Jennette or Miranda?

>>686111025
I cant say because they know what I know and will lock me up again.

>>686109637
she was my waifu ;_;

>>686111745
That's hot, Amanda.

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>>686098659
What a madman, how does he get away with this?

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>>686091454

>>686111857
stop

>>686110588
>and she doesn't want anyone to know.

good luck with that.. everybody knows at the industry that Schneider banged Cosgrove lol. Probably he still fucks her from time to time. Heard she thinks college boys are not depraved enough.

>>686090806
Probably not but I like memes

>>686111745
more details pls

>>686112953
no stop now

>>686112884
how many times did he came on her feet?

>>686113053
why? it's hot. keep talking please.

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>>686111745
what more can you tell

>>686113109
its not hot
'
now stop it

What I've gathered here is that amanda bynes admitted dan the flan schneider has, in fact, done something with miranda cosgrove, by saying one of her parent's knows or some shit.
Dis sum proof nignogs. We have to go deeper

>>686113927
Dont make me turn this murder into a rape

>>686115942
its not funny.

>>686116568
Why not, amanda?

>>686116842
im not speaking to you anymore

>>686117233
Amanda could you get dan "she'll stop the fight when im in tight" schneider for me?

>>686115505
>>686117233
So, what Dan did to Miranda? Explain

>>686117233
fill us in on the hot juicy deets of dan and miranda

>>686112758
is that true?

>>686117553
please just stop

this is not funny

how do I get this deleted?

Amanda, if this really is you in here...

...I watched your show as a kid, and I'd feel guilty talking about how I liked any of it suspecting what I suspect now. In any case, there is at least something nice about thinking that maybe you've posted here and that maybe we've had totally normal, anonymous conversations about some bullshit.

Hollywood and the elite in general are fucking twisted. Hope you're doing all right if that is you.

>>686118127
yes they are some bad people in the business

>>686117844
We just want to hear what really happened with Dan and Miranda. Don't worry, Amanda. Nobody tooks seriously nothing posted at /b/. You can say whatever you want without any consequences.

Why do you run into a random gas station employees only restroom to wash your dog?

>>686118470
not true

im so tired

>>686093800
Kids are making the right choices.

>>686118576
one time jeez

>>686118597
what's not true?

>>686118919
Just curious... Are you high now?

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Oh for fuck's sake Dan.

>>686119113
am not

"Dirty" Dan "The Man with the Plan" "Candy Land" "Get in my Van" "Twelve Inch Span" "I Hate Sand" "Baby Lovin' Clan" "Ladies' Man" "Use Your Hand" "Vaginal Scan" "Wider Than" "Best Man" "Game Plan" "Panties in the Trash Can" "Chicks on my Catamaran" "Rough Rider" "Leg Divider" "Open Wider" "Came Inside Her" "Hang Glider" "Hard Cider" "Condom Hider" "Sting Spider" "Cum Provider" "Daughter Defiler" "Gang Bang Guider" "Anal Glider" "Supercollider" "Wang Dang Doodle Up the Piper" Schneider

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>friendly reminder fags

>>686119331
So, how many times has Dan had his cock down Miranda's throat? Poor thing. You gotta feel bad for her. I'm not sure having fame and money is worth it at all.

>>686118597
Can you answer me this at least:
Which child stars had it the absolute worst at Nickelodeon? You or Miranda?

>>686120274
plz stop

>I have some inside dirt on Dan Schneider.

>So I worked as a costume designer on the sets of many of Nickelodeon's TV shows such as iCarly, Drake & Josh, victotious, and sam & kat. Recently I just moved to a new studio and now I can release this information without losing my job or hell being assaulted.

>Dan is a hippy liberal kind of dude who is always very child friendly and over protective. He stays late every night and works on writing and just coming up with new sets. He has ALWAYS been very eager to work.

>One day I was working, I found it odd how late he stayed, my shifts ended at around 7pm. I never saw him leave evem at closing time which is 9pm.

>I stay behind and hide in a bathroom stall after finally getting out of work, my curiosity was so high to find out the truth of what he did while staying so late. I start to slowly creep out of the stall and the lights are all out. I see a bright light on Miranda Cosgrove's dressing room. My back rests against the wall as I hear moaning. Her voice saying "do it harder Dan!" I was shaking, I couldn't believe that he was fucking underage girls. She is 16 for christ sakes (at the time of this happening). I ran out and drove off but I was scared that I would be killed or something for leaking this

Saw it at /tv/. So sick.

>>686121120
Gr8 b8 m8

>>686120997
pls answer

>>686121120
there is still more people there at night cleaning people to

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so lucky dude

>>686118127
great post, bro
love you too, Amanda

>>686092012
REDUCED FOR QUICK SALE

>>686121715
Who do you think he popped first?? How old do you think they were at the time?? Anal or puss? Think he still is cumming in them today??

>>686109463
Sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that 'pops up'

>>686120274
>>686120997
I want to know too

Allegedly he got Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant. Check the net for the news. Her show got canceled because of it.

>>686121715
>the ghost of USC
>the coalburner

Dirty Dan trained them well.

>>686122137
her agent is a bad guy

>>686090806
New Queen of /b/

>>686120997
mm... Are you Amanda or Miranda?

>>686122489
how do I delete this?

someoen help

>>686122042
Anal, of course

>>686122594
Who cares? It's an anon board. Don't worry girl.

>>686122594
post tits without showing your face

>>686122042
I like to imagine he squished his flacid, parmesan scented cunt poker between their feet and did it that way, then sucked his own fluids off their toes, eagerly lapping it up with his greedy sausage fingers going up and down their ankles

>>686122937
i just threw up a little in my mouth

>>686122594
Don't overplay it anon. Be subtle. Trolling is a art.

what the fuck is this guy wand what has he done?

>>686122594
Want to get high?

>>686123183
im done

>>686123134
kek

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>>686123255
A art

>>686123345
im dying

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>>686123345

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>>686119666
Checked. Hail Satan!

>>686123255
post some inside stories, miranda

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>>686124296

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>>686123255
Was his cock bigger than mine?

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thanks, Dan

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>>686124801
OMG! This fucking guy! Pretty sure everybody thought in the back of their minds that something weird was going on in that show. It was a good show, but it was somehow sexualized. I don't doubt something creepy was going on.

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>>686123255
you know the rules
tits or GTFO

>>686125262
what?

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>>686122042
amazing footjob first

>>686125571
post nudes

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>>686125578
lurking

>>686125725
oh. stop messaging me

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>>686091613
JUST

>>686125874
who are you again

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>>686125800
little Victoria Justice was a cutie. I hope that slug didn't molest her

>>686107882
>totally not fat
are you retarded, the guy is a fucking whale

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good times

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>>686126281
Why must you spread vicious and vile rumors about this buff completely not fat pillar of the community. He has done nothing wrong and has Never had one complaint brought against him by anyone that isn't mentally ill.

Please take the time to read up about how much charity work and money I donate to various groups around the globe. He is a great man and excellent coworker and he deserves our utmost respect and admiration.

t. Guy Incognito

he's the dude who got jamie lynn spears pregnant way back.

>>686099080
>>686099587
that's his wife tho

>>686090884
Dan "Supernova" Schneider
He blows up stars.

I heard about Dan's parties with Nickelodeon execs where they'd initiate a new starlet by all gangbanging her in all night coke fueled orgies. They'd all cum in glass and make her drink it

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>>686126939

Watched 'An Open Secret' the other night. That shit is fucking crazy. Anyone else seen it?

>>686126988
Who love to joke about it, but sad thing its that's probably true.

>>686127115
nope. highlights?

>>686125874
So, any story?

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>>686127115
>>686127328

>>686124801
Dan "The Presidential Hider" Schneider

>>686126988
elaborate

>>686102559
Read the corrections at the bottom. It goes something like, "elija wood claims this story is false.."

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>any feet pic
shame on you /b/

>>686090806
Is this Heil Hitler? He looks better with that funny mustache.

>>686128187
The crafting process for the "Cum Chalice" is an archaic tradition, originally started by Dr. Vivian Horner in the 70s.

Black sand must be retrieved from the coast of Peru, where it is then sorted by young Nickelodeon interns in order to separate the finest grains from the whole. The sorting process typically takes 2-8 months. Afterwards, the sand is taken to a master glazier, who in turn melts it down and hand-crafts it into the shape of a beautiful and ornate glass.

Once it begins to take shape, collective jizz samples from Nickelodeon writers and executives are mixed with the tears of the aforementioned starlet. The mixture is poured onto the still-molten glass in order for it to cool down and be prepared for usage.

Tradition typically dictates that Dan Schneider is first in line to "utilize" the ceremonial chalice, followed by Nickelodeon executives in no particular order.

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>>686128813