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Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
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>>686087797

DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN THE DOOR AGAIN!
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>>686088210
For goodness's sakes, Mr. Kim, save that kind of behavior for the Holodeck.
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>>686088210

Also, I think we need to talk about my insomnia and some troubling sexual issues...
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>>686088563
Again...the Holodeck.
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>>686088544

Sorry, doc. So can you send someone with a plasma cutter to get me out of here?
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doctor, i seem to have this muscle spasm in my lower lip that causes really strange expressions.. yeah, exactly like that.
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>>686088661
You want someone to use a plasma cutter on your penis?!

We can't replicate you a new one.
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>>686088790
>>686088792
ayyy
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>>686088544

Aww, yiss...
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>>686087797
I had sex with a borg. He said "I'm going to assimilate you anon" and I said "I'm down for ass play" and then things happened and I woke up and now I have a robotic ass. So can I get an ass implant?
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>>686089171
We are not here for your sexual enjoyment.
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Ya gotta help me, doc. I'm plagued by Neelix heavy episodes.
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So, uhhh.

Kess is pregnant...
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>>686089358
>
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>>686089451
What...what did you do to Kes?
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Scott Bakula killed the franchise, and J J Abrams fucked the corpse raw. What do?
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>>686089351
What are you here for?
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>>686089509
Arab! There it is again!
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>>686089593
Isn't it obvious?

I chose her as my mate.
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>>686089637
To learn all that is learnable, and to assist the captain in her voyage to the Alpha Quadrant.
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>>686089743
I didn't agree to this.
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>>686089726
Fucking autocorrect. I scream in fear and it gets all racist.
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>>686088790
>>686088792
Excellent
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>>686089763
Why did you give me a robotic ass?

I'm not complaining; Now I can seduce Data some day.
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>>686089875
Oh, look. She's playing hard to get.
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>>686087797
Hey doc, Neelix here is a pedo. Kes is only 4. Sick fuck. Do you have any lotions that can fix him?
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>>686090047
How would you know it was me? I feel you're accusing me based solely on the fact that I am Borg.
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>>686090095
I'll show you, "hard to get."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzNs4-kRLaE
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Doctor Schweitzer, my face got AIDS. How fix?
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>>686090120
I'm 3 years old, I can make my own decisions.
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>>686090272
Perhaps Kes is a changeling after all.
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Doc, I keep having sexual dreams about this guy. Please help!
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I think i pulled a thigh muscle. Either when i throw my leg over a chair to sit down or when i was throwing it over Mrs O'brian
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>>686090200
I've met many telepaths in my billions of years in this existence, but none quite like you. This could get interesting.
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>>686090142
Well, if you're borg, and he was borg, does it matter?
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>>686090356
Your vital signs seem normal. Perhaps you are just hallucinating.

>>686090385
You may be on the wrong ship.
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>>686090458
Yes.
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>>686090414
Aaaaaaaaaaaand here I am. I like to keep things interesting.
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>>686090272
... I normally wouldn't prescribe "being loaded into a torpedo casing and fired into a white dwarf"... but in your case Kessler, I think it's the best course of action
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>>686090635
Get off my ship. You have a wife and son now.
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>>686090737
I'm going to have to agree with the hologram on this one.
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>>686090611
I still want an ass implant.
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>>686090515
I think you're having a recursive memory error in your holo-matrix doctor.
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>>686090849
No, what you NEED, is to get your metal-ass down to Engineering.
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Captain Janeway! What a wonderful surprise. Given any thought to becoming my babymama?
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kek

trek threads always deliver gud
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>>686090900
I'm 40,000 light years away and what is this?
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>>686090900
I resent that.

>>686090847
I also resent that. "The Hologram." We're just as much real as you, if not better.
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I'm going to bed.

Chakotay, you have the Bridge.
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>>686087797
Is voyager good?
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>>686091279
>is Voyager good
>is it good
>IS IT
>GOOD?!
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>>686087797
Help me, Doctor! I had salamander babies with captain Janeway.
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>>686090967
Oh? I could go for some butt play there too.
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>>686091076
You, me, Risa. A bottle of saurian brandy, me in a beard and you in some spots, what do you say?
>>686091279
There are some bright spots. The doctor is absolutely one of them. The writing isn't very consistent. Especially in regards to janeway. It also belittles the borg a bit too much. It's worth watching, but not as good as TNG or DS9
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Hello? Where the HELL am I?
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>>686091279
Yea, I liked it. I really don't understand why people hate on it so much. I guess Janeway isn't the most competent Captain. I guess. I really blame writers on that though. Not her. Some of the sci fi aspects of show were pretty bad too, like, way too much technobabble jargon that doesn't mean anything.
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>>686091783
A better show
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>>686091783
this guy killed SG-1
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>>686091783
Farscape is the Greatest sci fi show of the generation
Prove me wrong
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>>686091911
tbh Richard Dean Anderson killed it by leaving. No one could've filled his shoes
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>>686091948
Firefly? I think Firefly's downfall is its single season. Too short. Firefly also didn't start to really shine until about 3 or 4 episodes in.
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Deanna's nipples have given me a raging erection. Gonna need some assistance with this.
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>>686091911
SG-1 killed itself when they decided to kill off Daniel Jackson. Season 8 was utter shit, and it just couldn't recover.
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>>686092109
No, when he said farscape he meant farscape, you dumb faggot
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>>686087797
Cancer and autism. Everywhere.
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>>686087797
>brain on floor
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>>686091783
In another galaxy far, far away, back in the 1980's.

What, you think it was otherwise?
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>>686092238
Whoa, so much hate. Is it really that good? This is the first time I've heard someone make a claim it's that good.
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>>686092248
Cancer and autism are technologies unknown to the borg. We will have to assimilate it into our collective.
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>>686092438
that would kill the borg. they would be unable to do anything. crippled by details and an inability to button their shirts.
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>>686092387
Farscape is tits, man. The only tv show I've ever felt compelled to watch several times in its entirety since it first aired.
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>>686092568
Fortunately our armor doesnt button on. It is grafted to our being.
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>>686092387
It's so good. Even the boring derivative predictable episodes are actually good.
Farscape is so good I stopped watching during the last season because I never want it to end.
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>>686092568
Shirts are irrelevant
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>>686092579
>>686092768
Then I will move it up on my list of things to watch on Netflix. It was there on my list, but I didn't know it was "first time you had sex good".
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>>686090272
This is the worst shape-shifting I have ever seen.

I thought I told you to practice more Odo.
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>>686092921
First season's a little iffy imo but it really comes into its own afterwards.
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>>686092921
I meant to link >>686092781
Tired. Anyway, bretty good thread. Robotic assman out. Thanks bros.
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>>686090900
I smell shoop
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>>686093209
No... that's not shoop.

That was the episode when the random Q was frozen in the meteor and they spent the wheel episode trying to get him to not an hero.

Q brought Riker and Sir Issac Newton to testify in the tribunal they held.
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>>686091675
I say I have some shore leave saved up.

Better not tell Kira, she has a massive Bajoran boner for you Riker 2.0.
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>>686094767
>spent the wheel episode
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>>686095073
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>>686091279
It's better than ds9 (and ent)
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>>686095180
>It's better than cancer and AIDs
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>>686095180
>better than ds9
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I actually liked Ds9... that end with de wraiths and shit.. and that bitch finally gets it.. ah.. sweet release... Enterprise though.. Its... meh..
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>>686094767
But surely Riker wouldn't show up in an old uniform, that's just weird
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MMmight I interject for a moment but blupppprffhhh batman
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accidentally cut off a chuck of my finger, wont stop bleeding. what do?
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>>686089593

Came on her back.
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>>686095450
The last season was best
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>>686087797
Im stoned.
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>>686087797

Dr. I can't get my penis out of OP's rectum
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>>686090272
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I accidentally a whole bottle of coke what do?
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I can't believe I managed to stumble across one of the best Trek threads on 4chan I've seen in the last several years, and it's on /b/ of all places. How fucking sad is it that the Trek threads on /tv/ are so bad that I don't even bother with them anymore, since the /general/ underage faggots ruined them?

Doctor, tell me about your sexual organs.
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>>686095910
Stick it in your pooper ...if you have one
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