>>686067336
if its grey no play
alternatively
if its grey stay away

If she's old enough to pee she is old enough for me

if it sags its for fags
if its gray its gay
if its gray DO NOT SLAY
oldy and probably moldy

see a wrinkle do not mingle
if its old, fold

if its ugg mug it

if its dumb send it to lumb
past 20 its had many

If your age is on the clock, then get ready for my cock.

>>686068680
>smite

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

>>686067336
If he's not white, it's time to buy rope

if its creep do not sleep
if its wierd stay clear

>>686068943
>retard

if its ill, kill

If she's old enough to go to the store, then she's old enough to get bred

if it smells like shill uve had ur fill

>>686067336
If she doesn't bleed then bury her up to her neck and throw stones at her

If there is grass on the field, play ball.

>>686067336
Old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred (sounds like bread).

if it cant read dont breed

loli is folly

if its stupid fuck cupid

>>686068949
was gonna post this

>>686067336
with jews you lose

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Older than eight, then I'm going to cum in your ass.

>>686069097
both of these are terrible, please die

>>686067336
If she has a pussy, fuck her

>>686067336
BLAST IT WITH PISS

if its retarded discard it

If it's a nigger pull the trigger

If she can't pick you up(car) she can't get a fuck

>>686067336
If she's old enough to set the table, she's old enough to eat

If it can be mown, it needs sown.

If she's not sixteen, tongue mop the rim clean

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parp parp, parp parp

born a dude get the 22

>>686067336
wrap the whacker before you attack her

>>686067336
If they're stained with pee, she can suck your d

smoke some rocks and steal all her socks

It aint rape if you burn the tape.

if its on hrt thats good enough for me

if it smokes dope u can cope

>>686071653
>>686071757

Max kek achieved

If the dick fits, you must acquit.

if it stalks you tell it to shoo

Just cause he's white doesn't make it right

blow your load and hit the road

If her age is on the clock then tick tock I'm a rock

if it hasnt got a clue knife its goo

>>686072182
Comedy gold

Niggers want peace, but riot in the streets

>>686069830
Imagine a a straight graph, where the funnier a joke is, the further along it's placed, as a numeric integer. Your joke is negatively funny. Please die.

if it smells like doo doo call the crew

We earn our keep while the niggers go sleep

if it throws autistic tizzy fits its shit shit

He was destroyed!

had an autistic shit hit it in the clit clit

If she laughs at your memes she wants to get creamed

its not rape if u know the date

If it smells like fish make it a dish.
If it smells like Cologne leave it alone.

>>686070659
My favorite

if the cunts a dud bring the flood

if it hit u with mace grate its face

if it ever had a dick give it the flick

if it calls the law bash it dead with the door

If she's old enough to count, she's old enough to mount

fist fuck her ass until shes beg screaming for more

>>686073870
what if shes legally retarded and 24?

>>686074043
Can you be illegally retarded

>>686074043
Oh well. I'd still rape that potato.

>>686074043
If she's dumb enough to... somthing...
she's ... ....

rape

JUDEN..

>juden..
>juden.

its only lame if u didnt came

If she plays with dolls, she can play with your balls

>>686074566
This may be the winner

>>686067336
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
More stuff u own more stuff owns u
Takes one to know one
Things lead to their opposites
True strength comes from restraint
Bigger the front bigger the back
People put themselves in the middle of a situation

>>686067336

Old enough for ABC's is old enough for D.

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If the playground is overgrown play in the mud.

the only time rape is okay is if you otherwise can't get a lay

the cakes only a lie once u die

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>>686070275
>>686068954
>>686070881
>>686072136
>>686072631
>>686072929
>>686074747

>>686067336
Never ask for age lest you go to the cage

If there's hair 'round her pooper, time to shoop 'er.

>>686076859
That's no good. 'B-but i didn't know she was under age, officer,' is not an effective defense.

>>686077186
So you should refer to this one
>>686072182

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>>686074294
Good one man, had a laugh

when dealing with cops make sure its its head on the chopping block

if its gov no lov

rail n bail

fuck n flick

shit n quit

if it lies it dies
if its a cunt give it the punt

if you smell a sham go ham