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One time my friend who is knewilling would buy weed and whatnot actually didn't smoke it. She would buy an 8th every 3 days and over the course of those three days she would gradually eat it, and i could not convince her that it would do nothing and was a complete waste of her money not to mention extremely retarded and she still continues to eat small amounts of weed to this day. She also pronounces meme as me me. I don't talk to her anymore because I hate people.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FCOhnsfWu3M
>>686068120
Not really cringey.
>>686068990
its html lol
I will scat this to image limit
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>>686069211
Checked
I guess I'll contribute.
>>686069582
... go on
http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/cringe-channel/Daily+dose+of+cringe+9/ssyiLff/
>>686070119
>funnyjunk
Double cringe
>>686070208
I was more than half expecting this kinda comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaOiue1Q814
https://www.youtube.com/watchv=ILFzWqPQvtw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0at7rPUP56Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulidYYvVXT8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u83soLVsPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HRNx-1u3Ds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqVxSMPg1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBlwAdOghys
god is dead
>>686070957
Was expecting a 28 years old dude's voice
>>686072519
ayyy
Dont mind me just enjoying the thread
>>686072686
What site/app is this?
>>686073539
Even I can see this is satire
>>686073539
JUST
>>686073921
Want a cookie?
>>686074191
Two, please
>>686073539
>tfw I just realized I was hemi semi demi fox trans kin fluid schizophrenic with a daddy kink
>>686073921
Congratz faggot
>>686065410
https://youtu.be/dGrRpUVdeYA
>>686074365
what the anne fuck
>>686070809
this is my favorite
Someone say scat thread?
>>686074371
This is my thread now
>>686074365
eh not the worse thing I have seen
>>686074669
I DONT GET IT
I reallllllly don't get scat
Why is this a thing
Taboo is one thing but swimming in shit is something INDIANS do
Still think scat is cool?
>>686074970
Because fuck these cancerous threads
>>686075142
I'm guessing you starred in one
They're not cancerous, you're just creepy
>>686068120
He'll need another class if he has another kid.
>>686074195
I'm suddenly not surprised why theres so many bernfags on /b/ now
>>686075237
Starred in all of them. My favorite
>>686072748
So what happened next? Did the guy kill himself? Or is this just fake?
>>686075379
>dat file name
>tumblr
kek
>>686075142
You dense motherfucker you're the One making it cancerous niw get the fuck out you wannabe oldfag
>Hurr durr im gonna protect this site
>>686075142
Yeah I agree these threads are gay but whats to like about being covered in shit?
Are these your saves or just dling and uploading for this thread?
>>686075527
google images doesnt change file names
>>686075613
kek
>>686075736
That's up for interpretation.
>>686066360
I like you.
>>686075748
Mhm
I'm sure google is your source
>>686076121
Either way, I have enough pics to reach the image limit of any thread.
>>686075886
>the poo brings them closer
^~^
>>686073063
I live in sask..........
>>686076254
Go for it m8, you're the real cringe here if that's you're plan
>>686076254
Do you have the one of the father and son jacking off covered in shit and smoking meth?
>>686076413
Nope.
>>686076400
I'm sure. At least I get a laugh out of it.
Let's see if this thread died.
>cringe
Hah
post more shit
>>686069582
are you pissed, dude?
>>686076907
No, I'm shitty
>>686076907
He's upset that we had a screencap of a convo he had with a girl and laughed at it
>>686072821
Holy fucking shit dude.
So much poop
>>686077185
haha ya u g0t me1
rip ;-(
>>686074970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
>>686077406
literal shitposting
>>686072686
Fucking kek
>>686077406
i know
>>686076109
Too bad he hates you.
>>686065410
WICKED
get
>>686073063
step it up Saskatchewan. Alberta fag
>>686072821
>rape does not require a rapist
kinda true tho
fucking every single videogame nowadays have so much bullshit in them but i'm such a loser with no other hobbies that i'm forced to be raped by this gay ass industry
Looks like this thread is gaining traction
>>686077800
Checked. That's wicked.
whats this?
Let's scattadle our way to image limit
enough gay poop sex
more str8 poop sex
This thread is funny
>>686070809
>>*snickers nefariously*
Every fucking time
I'm wicked smart and fascinated by geopolitics, nature, biology and my field of psychology as well as really anything that's fun to think about. Talk to me about anything.
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>>686077538
Somebody post it
>>686078101
I have about 60/40
Wicked is also part of my regional dialect. The content of my posts and my understanding of concepts is much more important. I've scored 130 on Mensa, have been on honor roll or Deans list my whole life, people tell me I'm smart and witty unprompted, I get things faster than other people, thinking has never been a problem for me.
>>686074195
This can't be real...
>>686078249
I am unclear on this reference. please xplane
I will hit image limit
>>686078550
Challenge?
>>686078446
I was about to fap to these then I read you got them from Google. Don't get them from Google, those are low quality.
>>686070091
>Tfw I see my content I stole from /pol/ from old cringe bread here
I wouldn't consider myself intelligent if people didn't tell me constantly and my test scores of all kinds didn't reflect it. It's my reality and denying it will only increase my bad insecurities. It's one of the best things I have going for me and I'm going to exploit it as much as I can. I'm not claiming to have godlike knowledge, but I'm significantly above average intelligence.
>>686078657
Only saved to spam. Don't give a shit what you want
>>686074669
those shoes hes wearing make me cringe more than the shit in the mouth
>>686078718
> King dindu himself is there
I'm actually coming to realize that I'm 100% straight and that's really not as common as I previously believed. It seems almost everyone is a little bi.
>>686078810
What's the point of spamming low quality scat?
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>>686079153
that last one is top quality though
>>686072874
hmm not bad not good but not bad
>>686079153
Image count of low quality threads like this
>>686079285
moar
Anyone else think scatman was outed in a similar thread before?
>>686075142
> Die an hero
> Live long enough to become the villain
You'll live long enough to end this thread with cancer. You're ironically hypocritical.
>>686074195
Honestly, the only part of this that's remotely cringey is
>>(me)
Like, who else would be asking?
>>686079546
At least this cancer kills something.
>>686075465
yes
>>686075379
I applaud his dedication...all or nothing
>>686079387
I don't understand this thread is basically you by now.
>>686079629
Killing cancer with cancer, I like that.
>>686079709
That's derailing
>>686079791
That's the point.
>>686075178
I really really like this image
>>686079153
He's just shitter shattered that he's probably been shown in some of these threads.
>>686074195
>it's 12 years in the future
>both of them are 30
>shes the CFO of a pharmaceutical company
>he's the overnight shift lead at the 24-hr walmat in his hometown
>it's a saturday night
>she's on a date at a 3 Michelin star restuarant in LA with her BF (an attractive actor who plays a supporting character in a popular TV drama)
>he's jacking off to the same HS picture of his prom date in a bikini he's wanked to for 12 years
>>686079847
But you're the new cancer, shouldn't you kill yourself?
>>686079566
>dat boi?
>>686074443
Nigger.
>>686080281
100 pts. to the person who posts me
>>686080364
Probably
>>686074195
Looks like she accepted tho...
Why y'all asshats hating on a nigger who copped himself a dame?
>>686073063
Bros he's setting up to kill the passenger. 1000 dollars is more than enough for a flight, he'll give them 1000 dollars and slit their throat
Saw this today
>>686077879
what happened to infected eye anon did he died
MFW no one's posting cringe.
>>686080812
Quick Spidey, derail this shit now!
...oh wait a miniute
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>>686078989
This thread has gone to total shit
>>686080949
Atleast you arent posting trap or fur/brony shit so i give you credit for that.
What you're doing is still not okay tho
>>686074365
Wow gaaaaaaaaaay
>>686077879
So why not play old-school games? Hell, you can soft or hardmod many of the older systems and get your video game fix for free. Buy an original xbox, softmod it, install a larger hard drive, and then download and ftp all the games you want to it. Sounds complicated but it's simple once you get the hang of it. You can put emulators on it too.
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>>686081096
The both of you need to gtfo, now!
>>686081102
Furry/brony are my next options to derail threads.
>>686081234
Good luck. There's like 3 left until the image limit
>>686080986
You should write for cable
>>686081254
Keep doing what you do then. Im not holding you back, derail every fur/trap thread out there, ill cheer you on while you're at it.
Thread is dead. We did it at First Page.
If this thread taught me one thing it's that too many people eat poop.
Image Limit Reached
>>686075286
Now that's what good bbq looks like
