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ANYONE who calls themselves a "foodie."
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ANYONE who calls themselves a "foodie."
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OP
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>>686063971
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people who identify minuscule facets of something as complex as a human being to immediately hate them in their entirety.
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Anyone who says they browse tumblr
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>>686063887
midgets
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People.... Just in general
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>>686064180
You know what? People like you; I hate people like you, too.

>>686064483
Orly?
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people who hate people who identify minuscule facets of something as complex as a human being to immediately hate them in their entirety.
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people who hate people who identify minuscule facets of something as complex as a human being to immediately hate them in their entirety.
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people who hate people who identify minuscule facets of something as complex as a human being to immediately hate them in their entirety.
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>>686063887
People who carry Neverfulls
People with cross necklaces/cross iconography on shit like tights and croptops
People who split purchases between cash and EFTPOS
Taxi drivers
Macho/cops/wifebeaters/Ute drivers who wear sunglasses regardless of the weather
Anybody with a grizzling baby
Anyone who is studying and is over 25 and uses it as an excuse to not socialise with me
Anybody who drives a Lexus
Anybody who orders salads at mcdonalds in front of me
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>>686063887
People who drink Monster
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>>686065624
I actually like Monster.
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People who say they identify with the joker
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Racists
Misogynistic scum
Cis white males
Conservatives/Republicans
Narcissists
Fatphobic scum
Anyone from North Carolina or Texas
Sexists
Transphobes
Homophobes
Ableists
Atheists
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People who 'vape'
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>>686066488
wingnut.
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straight white men
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>>686066852
People who use unnecessary quotations
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op
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>>686066488
amen
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>>686063887

What is a foodie?
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People who put ketchup on fried instead of dipping.
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>>686067972
Someone who likes food, but fancy themselves to be 'speshul' just because they eat a wide variety of food. Basically a connoisseur who can't spell, "connoisseur."
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>>686064092
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>>686063887
Fans of Undertale
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i'm british and i hate people over here who talk shit about trump because they don't know shit about politics and he's an easy target
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>>686065933
I dislike you
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>>686068192
that pic is top cringe
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>>686068250
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>>686068268
The British
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>>686068281
>i dont fuk wit u
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people who are referred to as "fuckbois"
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>>686063887
Niggers
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>>686065078
I don't know what half those things are.
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>>686068192

But doesn't the word connoisseur smack more of pretension than "foodie"?
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I like monster but it gives me heart burn.
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>>686068692
No. One who is a connoisseur is someone who is cultured and has a varied taste palette. A 'foodie' is some manbun-sporting hipster or lesbian who likes to shovel pizza down their pie-holes and pretends to be shit.
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>>686065624
My normal energy level is so low that if I didn't drink monster I wouldn't be able to function like a human at work.
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racists
sexists
police
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>>686068692
you'd think so, huh?
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People who try to strike conversation with you when you are in public. Is your life so empty you feel someone in the line at the grocery store needs your life story?
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Those weirdos that smell bad and approach random strangers on bus stops and say incoherent shit.
I think they're nuts or something.
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>>686068692
Yes, but people who self-identify as foodies think it makes them less pretentious which makes it more pretentious.
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>>686063887
>/b/tards
>redditors
>youtubers
>republicans
>democrats
>libertarians
>feminists
>trumpfags
>berniefags
>faggots
>OP
>bronys
>pretty much the 2016 interwebz in general, it's pretty much cancer.
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People who casually touch and consistently can't keep their hands to themselves.
Because I can't fucking stand people touching me, especially people I barely know.
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rich-daddy niggers who say there isn't social justice for blacks.
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>>686069534

*pulls you to him and wraps his arm around your head and drags his fingers up your face*

Don't be that way, babe, i thought we had something.
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>>686069534
I know that feeling. I hate being touched.
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>>686066852
VAPE NATION
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Anyone named Spencer
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Okay, here it goes:

People who go in to a store/restaurant two minutes before close. You had all fucking day, you twat. Also, most companies have their hours on google maps so plan accordingly.

People who claim to not like a food without even trying it. How the fuck do you know you don't like it? Exception for anyone who has legit allergies tho. I'm not that heartless.

Anyone on radio talk shows. The only exception being the Phil Hendries Shiw cos there were people on the payroll specifically to troll callers under the guise of another caller. Shit's great.

'Drama free' people. No one is free of drama and the majority of the time, the 'drama free' one has the most pervasive and ubiquitous drama.

This is a given being I'm on /b/, but fuck literally everyone who posts on Tumblr. Yeah the Tumblr cringe threads are funny, but all those SJWs really destroy the original point of Social Justice.
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>>686063887
Edgy shitlords going through their teenage angst phase
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People with tattoos
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>>686069886
I love going into places right before they close, sometimes I plan on it. I used to work retail but now I'm well off, it's fun to go and stress out the plebs whom I used to call my peers during college.
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>>686070020
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnmnnnnd why exactly?
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>>686070020
People with more tattoos than grades completed in school.
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Do you guys make threads like this to feel better about the petty irrational things other people hate? Because that is what i get out of these threads.
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Men and women who wear fuck loads of cologne/perfume
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>>686069699
You wouldn't get that far pal, I keep a good distance to avoid the really touchy ones.
>>686069708
Are there exceptions for general groups of people for you? I've always been okay with old people because they have really cold and smooth hands.
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>>686063887
furries, bronies, fnaf fans, feminest, traps
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Niggers.
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>>686070214
Low quality bait. Lurk more.
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>>686070316

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tgvq-VtGJw
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>>686070214
I bet you enjoy all the nasty shit they put in the food of assholes like you. Thankfully, I work in a government controlled retail store, so when someone comes in last moment, I have the right to tell them GTFO if we close and they haven't decided on a purchase.
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>>686069886
I don't know enough people to have drama. I have internal drama but I just drink it away.
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>>686070214
You rock.
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>>686070316
Can't really think of any. I don't even like family members touching me. OH, wait...I *do* like it when Asians touch me whenever I visit AMPs. But only then. I guess it's because I paid for them to touch me.
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>>686070569
Lol this guy made me cringe every time he was on the show.
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Nigger-lovers
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>>686063887
proud foodie here.
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot.
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>>686070763
That makes sense. If you paid for it you almost have to like it.
It sucks because I don't even like when some of my best friends touch me. But some strangers are completely okay.
So far it's only my spouse and old folks.
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>>686071020
>my spouse
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>>686071020
What about your spouse's child?
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>>686070614

People who are having the drama never call it or think about it as drama. Drama is just the term people outside of the conflict call it. People internal to the conflict just call it a "fight" or an "issue they have with a person".
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>>686070614
> don't know enough people to have drama
> drinks away drama

Nigga huh?
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Emo people, you're not depressed, go eat your 50 protein supplements and slit your wrist you fucking crybaby, then complain on tumblr about how you have white skin, a house, food, water but not the new Iphone so your life is automatically the worst.
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>>686069144
You just sound like anti social cunt
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>>686071328
No kids
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Racists
Rapists
Misandriests
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Anybody that uses the phrase "gluten free"
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>>686071561
> that gif
> protein suppliments

I am joth laughing and thoroughly confused. Well played, anon. Well played.
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>>686071440
I guess lack of drama is a perk of being extremely non-confrontational
>>686071475
I deal with a lot of internal drama I guess, self doubt and low self esteem. Because of this I drink so I don't have to deal with it.
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>>686070442
newfag since 2k5, so theres your quality new/b/ro

>>686070608
Nope, I'm nice to people who handle my food. Including the 5 star chefs at my current job.

>>686070621
eye no
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>>686071742
I actually do buy gluten-free snacks now.
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