>>686049072
I ended our relation

Hit her

I put sugar in my ex girlfriends gas tank

>>686049072
Put her info on 4chan and craigslist... email, phone #, address etc. Heard she was getting flowers from some dudes trying to romance here.

I laughed hard. She was a fucking bitch,.

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Trust her

Pic related

>>686050462
can you share story dear anon?

>>686050077
Can someone top this one this is one of the best revenge i have read in a long time I might have to try this

told her I loved her

talked to her in her sleep and made her have nightmares of being abducted by ayyy lmao

also i did pee on here but she wanted it

>>686050462
This image hits me deep
Which is weird because I've never even dated
I guess it's just empathy. I can somehow relate to a pain I've never personally experienced.

Fucked her cousin

>>686050462
Anon pls deliver story

Came across her eyes while she was passed out drunk

Posted her nudes

killed my ex's dog back when we were dating.

>>686049072
Sucked her brothers dick at halftime of Steelers game.
Saved some of that sweet load in my mouth
Go back into room with GF and her parents to watch second half
Kissed GF

She had never let me cum in her mouth

She dumped me

But I kept sucking off her brother for almost a year

And the Steelers won

Go Steelers

jerked off in her mac and cheese. said it was the best mac and cheese she ever ate. did it like 20 times or so, a few times her retarded friends ate it too. shit was cash.

>>686049072
Led her along for the length of college and then dumped her at graduation instead of proposing

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>>686049420
The feels

Who want my ex girlfriend number so /b/ can send her dick pic and I will deliver and I'm a man of my word

>>686051712
faggot

>>686049072
>told her husband she was fucking me
He killed her the kids then himself.

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>>686051712
She's the loser here?

killed her cat

Cheated on her, felt bad and told her the next day though. We were back to fucking a week later, then I broke up with her a week before valentines day. Regret cheating, makes me feel worthless, chick wasn't even as hot as my ex by most people standards

>>686052111
true story trips fagget

>>686052111
FUCK YOU I AM NOT
>nice trips faggot

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>>686049072
Painal

Made her eat my boogers after she ate out my ass, then I would spit and cum in her mouth.

Made her fuck me with her feet for years.

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i made her stick this 9 inch dildo in her pink hairy pussy

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Lied to her, cheated on her, broke up with her. Week before I ended it I started fucking this smoking hot slutbag who has a boyfriend. They went on a break and now plan to get back together. Needless to say I will be ruining her relationship too.

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>>686051712

underrated

She left me so i raped her sister

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>>686049072
posted her nudes on 4chan

1. I fucked her cousin on her bed while she was passed out on the couch in the living room... cummed buckets in her cousin too.

2. Had sex with 3 different girls in 1 day and then put it my exes butt at the end of the day.

>>686052951
great video
10/10

>>686049994
Bingo bango my man

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>>686049072
I peed in her kitchen sink regularly. One time poop.

>>686049072
Put her in here
http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g1165272-ppc?page_id=528

Dated her for three years

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>>686049072
>Kicked her in the face while drunk for >interrupting me and my mates conversation.
Raped her multiple times.
>Crawled into our bed naked with a stripper >friend of mine and started banging right beside >her. Called police and had her arrested for >domestic assault when she freaked out
Contracted herpes from said stripper while she was pregnant and never mentioned it.
>Spent an entire check of hers at a bar with my >mates

>marriage was awesome

>>686053094
I wish I would of recorded it but I do have nudes somewhere on an old RAZR phone.

>>686052276
video link ?

>>686053208
You peed in her poop?

>>686049072
Refused to take her back after some bullshit she pulled

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>>686053349
Pooped in the kitchen sink.

>>686052414

thoughts>?

>>686053523
Why only 9 onches anon?

>>686052465
Out of genuine curiosity why?

>>686051712

I get the joke. Kudos.

>>686051712

keep calm and waive your terrible towels!

most steelers fans will suck a dick once in a while

I fucked her sister and her ex boyfriend :c

>>686049072
Fucked her sister while she was sleeping.

>>686053634

teah that this was thick huge...streched her pink pussy out big time!

>>686053664
I agree

>>686049072
Called her niggles monkey.

>>686049072
I brought her a present after a trip to Europe. Apparently that was a big mistake, she never forgave me.

>>686053860
just to be clear, I mean me and her sister fucked
while she was asleep in the room across the hall.
>inb4 "you fucked her sleeping sister?"

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>>686051712
Steelers? Fuck the Steelers.

>>686050462
This.
Stupid bitch never deserved my trust or my love.
Feels fucking bad man.

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>>686053331
http://www.xvideos.com/video5399946/busty_amateur_girlfriend_anal_action_with_cumshot

(540) 940-9159 Ex number send dick pics or the most nastiest stuff u can send her

Fucked her bestfriend, made her eat my cum out of her friends vagina and then proceeded to beat her senseless with said friend.

>>686051801
Thats the plot of legally blonde

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>>686050462
Anon here, yeah here's the story. Me and my last gf had been dating last year for about 6 or 7 months. I fell hard for this girl, she was different from other girls I've been with before, in the best way possible. To make a long story short, I found out that she had been talking with her ex and leading me on for months without telling me shit about it until I was overwhelmed with $600 in credit card debt just to help this bitch out with personal shit, only to have her tell me that she missed him and this other bullshit. We break up, but the funny thing is, things don't work out with her and that fuck boy ex of her's so now she's bitching about it but won't admit it to me.
>whatever fuck you.jpeg
>Come to find out a month after our breakup that my bestfriend/cousin tried dating her after we broke up.
>Now I want to kill them all and myself
>Can't though, I promised I wouldn't SH or do some other bullshit. I might still kill myself though. It hasn't been a good year and I haven't stopped thinking about her or suicide ever since.
>Psychologist doesn't help either

Thanks for being patient b/ros, sorry for the late reply

>>686049994
What does that do?

>>686051200
jeeze give us more deets

>>686052001
Dude are you serious?

>>686050695
Yo! Are you still there anon? I replied back!

>>686051263
Anon here, I posted the story, go check it out dude

>>686052414
Can i get a story on this?

>>686055589
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>686055538

she was crazy for me, i was living out of town, and i wanted her to fuck a guy for me on webcam. She reluctantly agreed, and i had the guy meet her at her place. i found him online and he fucked her, my dick was never so hard.

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>>686051801

>broke up with girl in HS cuz she cheated on me
>13 years later tracked her down, she was married with kid
>Started fucking her again
>saved every pic, text, video for over a year
>after a year, dumped it all on her mother in laws facebook. Nudes, EVERYTHING hahaha
>he is a fucking beta and took her back
>blocked on her personal Facebook but not her work one (shes in real estate)

>cant decide if i should blast all that to her boss and coworkers or catfish her boss pretending to be her and leaking "nudes" to entice him and making him think its hot not to mention it in person :)

Forced her to have anal multiple times regardless of the pain, cummed in her even tho she wasn't on birth control, and cummed in her mouth when I felt like it oh yeah I was her first everything ha

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>>686053664
She thinks her shit doesn't stink. I got a dwi last year as did she so that's how we kind of clicked. I did a lot of cocaine and pills the past like 6 months but I've been doing much much better. She loves to pop Xanax bars and then ridicule me and tell me I need to get my life together. She was a week clean from Xanax and rewarded her week of sobriety by taking more Xanax, and then yesterday got arrested for shoplifting. The time we spent together she kept saying how I was such a scumbag for cheating on my girlfriend and this and that and I just said yep yep whatever let's fuck. Did catch feelings for her quickly but that was just me filling the void from my ex gf. Anyways she kept telling me she couldn't get back with her ex bc she cheated on him so obviously she doesn't love him. And now they're back together. I just like to see her squirm I probably won't tell him in the long run. But once a week checking up on her should fill my fix. Onto the next slut

>>686056464
where did he cum? how did it affect your relationship? Howd you guys break up

>>686056595
Let's see this bitch

>>686055366
People have bigger fuckin' problems than a girl. Seriously. You're getting zero sympathy on this one. She got her Karma.

MOVE.
ON.

>>686049072
Fucked her identical twin sister. Her sister wanted me to call her her twins name. Shits fucked up man but i had to at least try it

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>>686056866

stopped when condom broke when doing her from behind

it was good. she was kinda prude, so this kinda helped her (helped me more)

we dated for 2 more years, broke up over summer, got back together, been ever since

>>686055328
>>686052941
Not a new but alright...

>>686055366
>I was overwhelmed with $600 in credit card debt

Dude, that's like a night out at a good restaurant and a few bars. $600 isn't debt, it's a bar tab. God damn, son, I can't stop laughing at you.

>>686049072
Slept with her best friend. And her second best friend. And her boss. And two girls from her softball team. And then dumped her on a whim, after she had forgiven me for all of the previous. She finally got married last year, seems like much less of an asshole than me,

>>686057367
*nude... Damnit

>>686057352

anyone turned on by this??

>just broke up, still living together until she found new place
>she was being super childish about everything
>had just adopted a dog 1 month prior
>she was keeping dog, even though I was taking responsibility for training it
>trained dog to pee on her shoes while she was away
>totally confused as to why her shoes always had pee on them
>1 year later and I hear dog still pees on her shoes if they're on the ground

>>686056464
Feel free to post more

>>678764082

I pushed my ex over the edge and she threatened suicide

she was bipolar and she used to have a ice addiction, so she was pretty unstable.
I worked 6 days a week while she sat at home on Instagram and smoked weed all day. she had like 10k+ followers because she was an attention whore 420 girl. it didn't phase me much tbh

anyway, I paid her mortgage, utilities, food, drugs, everything. she had no job and was on welfare. I bought her a car, paid for any expenses she had, tried to help her find work and supported her in every way possible (emotionally/spiritually/sexually/financially)

I finally realised that she might be using me.

I backed off a bit, and she got angry because I was ignoring her.
I said I felt like she was using me, and that she had to make changes in her life if she wanted me to stay.
she said she would commit sudoku if I left, so I said okay go nuts, I don't play narcissistic games

i ignored her for 3 days straight, until I eventually came home from work one day and she had slashed her wrists in the bath.

feels bad man

>>686054835
thank you ^_^

>>686058147
no

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>>686058314

its awesome seeing her with another guy

she's so fucking prude...so making her do this was a must

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>>686058807

>>686058892
>>686058807
>>686057352

plz comment for more

I make her eat my cum almost on daily basis, god I miss her now.
Right now my wife wont even give me a blowjob lol

>>686059134
Bait taken, any more full views?

I called her parents at 3:00AM, told her mother that their daughter cheated on me and then asked her father if it would be alright for me to drop off all her stuff in their driveway.

>>686059492

yeah, gotta comment first /b/ro

Not sure if this counts as a "worst thing" but it's all 100% true.
>be me, 17, have gf
>break up when I'm 19 or so
>fuck one of her friends a few times like 6 months later
>time passes, reconnect with ex gf for whatever reason, be 25 now. no sex, just friendly shit, not a big deal
>her old friend tells her that i fucked her way back when
>ex gf freaks out, threatens to hurt herself - keep in mind i hadn't even seen her in person in YEARS
>talk her down, tell her we probably shouldn't talk since I'm worried she will do something crazy
>it's been 6 years since then and she literally writes me fucked up emails like 5 times a year, all sorts of nonsense about how big of a liar i am, how all men are liars, how it will be my fault when she dies, etc etc
>even looked up my mom and called her last year, saying she was going to kill herself if i didn't talk to her. My mom was like "who?" because this is my ex from when i was SEVENTEEN.
>have called non-emergency to get people to check on her several times, i'm pretty confident she is full of shit

TLDR: have crazy exgf (does a gf from when you're that young even still count as an ex?) who sends me threatening emails and claims to be suicidal. I am NOT anything close to a "good catch" for a female so it boggles my mind how someone so insane latched onto me.

"Discovered" passwords to her email and voicemail. Deleted everything. Changed passwords. Felt pretty good. And some "other stuff" that will go unmentioned.

>>686055589
nah he's a skeleton dude
>>686056464
You liar! your first post was obviously taken from /b/:
>>686051200

>>686055407
it generates nerve gas and goes straight to AC system, that guy is sick I tell you

>>686053270
If i had a daughter i would save her for you

Loved her

>>686059683
da fuq did I just read?

>>686059683
you fiend.

>>686049072
cheat on her? besides that i always were the perfect man i could be.

>>686056595
dont get why you hate her so much?

>>686059695
Fine.

I told her I loved her. 15 years later I still do it.

Driving her to end her shitty relationship after me and start fucking her again under the pretext that I wanted to date again.

Some of it was unintentional...

>>686059726

If really true, you need to END IT ALL, and have no more contact with her. Restraining order, or even move, if need be.

>>686060495
It's pretty obvious he still has feelings for her.

>>686060584

told who??

>>686060039
No it don't lol it basically kills the motor so there for u have to replace it

>>686059361
Idiot
Marrying a bitch who doesn't want to do basic sex shit is a big no no

>>686051927
Sure post it

Fall in love only to be cheated on and dumped

>>686060495
she cheated on me, revenge is sweet

I cheated with my best friend on my ex's birthday.

>>686049420
Been there, hurt me more than it hurt her. We fixin it now

>>686057530
Fuck I was just thinking the same thing.

Of course there are some poor fags around here.

One thing my dad taught me since I've always been lucky in life and don't know how bad being actually fucking broke is, and actually fucking listened to him about is

20 bucks ain't a fucking drop in the bucket till ya don't fucking have it

>>686060584

how old was she when you told her this???

>>686060854
She was a maniac before we got married, after 3 kids her sex drive just gone, but I got my sexual needs from whore anyway.

Knocked her up and left her ass.

>>686060726
Tell her, present tense.

>>686053270
Please post a pic with timestamp and address. please.

>>686061233
Shit anon that's depressing
That's the reason I don't want to have kids

>>686060693
It is true, and I had never replied to her since her initial freak out - and only talked to her voice the one time she called my mother.
It's been years and years since we've spoke but I still get the weirdo emails every so often and if they're particularly scary I call non-emergency and give them her information.

So i have ended it, but you're probably right, i should do more.
(I don't live in the same state as her and have not seen her in person since way back when.)
I'll contact a lawyer next time she sends a weirdo email in the middle of the night.

>>686058807
Dat watch tho....

>>686061256
Nigger detected

>>686050462
I came here to laugh
Not to feel

>>686061451
No, don't ever get married, period.

>>686060584
>>686060584
>>686060584

u love the girl getting fucked???

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Sent some nudes to her brother

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>>686061562

yeah, big dicked loser

Once made her eat bull balls.
Randomly shoved my dick in her ass and she screamed and I just kept going.
Tied her to a bed for 12 hours while I played with her then left her with a vibrator still running in her for 6 hours.
Tied her to a chair and gagged her stuck her in the closet and fucked her sister in front of her.
And last but not least sent all her nudes to all my friends and ruined her reputation completely.

Forced her to send videos of her masturbating, still have the videos to this day

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>>686049072
She was my senior commander. We dated for a bit. Was against our company commanders policy.

I get deployed and she gets to stay in a A/C controlled TC center.

>>Fastforward 9 months

Return home. We meet up after our welcome home ceremony. We probably fucked all night.
>>Fastforward 1 month

I'm getting promoted to her same rank

Stuff between her and I become tense. I have more duties to preform and I'm always doing something

She tells me that she will tell the commander that I had forcefully raped her.

I ask her why.

She comes with the answer of
>you just used me for a premotion
I tell her that that is a lie, and that I loved her very much(I did, I had plans of marrying her after my contract is over with). She came over and she was crying saying that she was sorry, and that she sent an email to the base commander.

I got upset and kicked her out. I got wasted that night and cried my eyes out.


All these SHARP briefings and I only learned 1 thing. Always document evidence and have a contingency plan.
>>Fastforward 3 weeks

I received a call from the base commander. I know I'm probably fucked and my military careers over.

I met him, he says
>Major anon, I know that you had forcefully assaulted another major in your company. Looking at your file, you don't seem like the type to do that

I explain to him that she was a barracks rat, and I have proof of our relationship, even having nudes that she sent me from her cell.

>show evidence
He becomes redfaced and enraged.

She ends up getting dropped to 2LT, and court martialed for a false accusation.

She gets put on another company on the base. she's completely miserable and distressed.

She gets medically discharged, for some PTSD bullshit.

I'm currently still in the army. She's doing local work in her town, she's tried to add me on facebook a few times, she keeps telling me she wants to get together.

I should have listened to you SGT. Davis, dating in the army is a bad idea.

cut her hair with a clipper
too bad i only got a few hairs before she ran away

>>686050462
That one hit hard.

>>686055407
Absolutely nothing

Told her to kill herself

Would make my night if someone fucked with her

541
973
4655

>>686061851
Ain't that impressive.....

Sent her to Juvy.

>>686061996
It could make a good video

>>686052001
3edgy5me

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Fucked her in the ass by convincing her shed still be a virgin because it wasn't in her pussy.

We fucked "for real" a few months after that

stayed up by myself one night after she went to bed and got drunk on Jameson...then stumbled into her room....you can probably guess the rest

to be fair, i DO feel bad about it now

>>686052414
I bet she loved it

>>686059683

Pat?

>>686052001
/thread

>>686061603
I ended our relationship 3 days before she found out she was pregnant but she kept it insisting it would make things better (She was going no where in life). My daughters almost 3 now and I've had her almost every weekend since. It's been 4 years since and she's told me now she's been through 2 abortions with 2 different guys since we broke up. I'm convinced she's going to raise my girl saying I'm a horrible parent.

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i still get off watching her get fucked>>686061851
>>686058807
>>686056464

>>686052662
Nice 1950s torpedo tits

>>686050462

this picture makes no sense... it's like 100% cuckhold.

If they stay close they won't decapitate the guy, if they decide to split they'll kill him? literally lol

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>>686062539

she did

i just wish it was the real thing

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>>686049072

>buy cheap car in her name
>illegally park at airport for a while
>racks up tickets she has to pay for

>>686062596
Condoms are our best friends

>>686058605
"she would commit sudoku"
Babe, don't fucking make me play this puzzle, I'm warning you!!

>>686062093
Bitch was trying to use you for a promo anon

>>686049072
Made her fall in love with me then stranded her in a city 2 hours from home after i got bored with her.

>>686054604
her brother sure did.

>>686062643
I'm 80 and you clearly never saw naked tits in the 50s outside of old photos. Faggot.

>>686062848
That sounds great

Posted her here...

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>>686052001
Yeah his name was chris benoit.

>>686058605
Instagram link?

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>>686063046
The issue was that she was the higher ranking officer, we really liked each other, I did not date her for any special perks.

I loved her, but I guess she didn't love me.

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>>686062278
I just got bored of our relationship. 2 years does that if you never intended for it to last. After the nudes thing she finally broke up with me. That was a couple years ago. And now we're dating again. Why I have no idea.

>>686054675
i feel you anon

>>686049072
I left her for a hotter girl and then found out the new girl was a virgin so I left her and took the old one back.

>>686054377
Samesies. My girl was a twin, and i fucked her twin sister across the hall one drunken night.

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>>686049072

>>686050983
That's not empathy.

>>686063365
I had the exact same thing happen to a broad where I worked she was an assistant manager, and she was banging regular help. She says she felt pressured by the environment and they move her and promote the bitch so they aren't feeding a culture in a male Dom environment

>>686062600

anyone jerking to this??

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>>686063771

ahahaha it's like im reading a text from a 13 year old's relationship

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>>686063623

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>>686049072
Put taco bell fire sauce on a condom and told her they were trojan fire and ice condoms.

>>686055407
Absolutely nothing

>>686049072
Sent her a snapchat of my dogs asshole

>>686063959
LOL true!

>>686049072
i fucked my girlfriend in my fwb/side chicks bed and my girlfriend found out

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>>686064111
Damn you trip cruz

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>>686063936
I feel your pain. Now that we have the Army succeeding to SJWs these brain dead barracks rats are being promoted instead of good dudes that have a shit ton more experience.

Pussy army.

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This is what I did to my ex

>>686050838
how is this even close to original or good? best revenge? are you new here? thats rhetorical. its literally a case of a faggot trying to make /b/ his personal army

>>686064496
Yep they just pull some cis privileged bullshit and there it is.....

Raped her before and after our relationship.

>>686064516
Really.

Lied to her about a bunch of rumors and shit that were going around to try and influence her to do what I wanted.
Drove her almost insane before we broke up. Wanted to see how far I could push someone while at the same time maintaining full control of their life.

Shit was pretty dope.

>>686056742
stop pretending you get pussy its sad

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last call for my girl getting fucked

>>686064516
you didn't cook her all the way through?

>>686064947
Please send the vid fam

>>686064516
Thats tim mcclean

u gay bro?

>>686064516
Stick a fork in her she's done.

>>686061762
how did that go over? genuine question

>>686065033

r u jerking to her?

plz share ur dirty thoughts

>>686063946
hell no

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>>686049420
I Know that fucking feel

>>686064947
dat vid plz

>>686064947
If that's all you got, thanks anon

>>686065329
No. And even if I was, no.

>>686064970
Oh she was cooked all the way though

>>686051200
so you cucked yourself.

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>>686065702

yeah pretty muich

>>686065329
Im not either, But I do wish my wife would fuck another while I watched.

>>686055407
Supposed to seize engine. Apparently it only clogs the fuel filter.

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talked her into committing suicide.

it isn't my proudest achievement

>>686065853

might gotta push her to do it

it starts with fantasy

i fucked my girlfriends twin cousins while disgustingly drunk at my girlfriends halloween party. didnt boil over too well

Pistol whipped my long time girlfriend, not too proud of it.

Hold on, this is a total breakup win...

I thought I'd put in a story of win to cheer up those that have been through an ugly break-up. This happened about 17 years ago but it is still pretty awesome.

>Me 32 (single dad with generous visitation), gf 31. At the time she was a nurse (BSN) and I had just started in the IT field. We dated for 3 years
>I was a total beta at the time because I was making jack shit as I just started in IT.
>My roomate was going to be married, so I had to find a place to live. We had been dating a year so we got engaged after our 1st year together.
>So I move in with her. No problems for the first month or two.
>I discovered that she had a horrible temper. Actually smacked me a few times. Never hit her back.
>She constantly reminded me how little I made in comparison to her after I change careers.
>She starts bitching about me having my son too much. Actually told me I should have him every other weekend. I told her no way.
>Beginning of year 2, we set a date. In the meantime, I'm already planning an exit strategy because I know I don't want to be with this ill-tempered woman any longer.
>Couldn't just leave as I know her to be very vindictive and I wouldn't get any of my stuff back (including the engagement ring).
>In the meantime, I start chatting up a 23 year-old figure skater in Wisconsin in yahoo while I'm at work.

>>686049072

>GF of 4 years, amazing funny and loved her
>She had trust issues at the start because her ex cheated
>She wasn't very submissive but over time I slowly convinced her to do things
>Eventually started tying her hands to the bed
>Tied her hands and legs she enjoyed it
>One time I tied her down so she was in doggy position and fucked her
>Didn't let her go and decided to put it in her ass (shed never let me)
>She wanted out but I didn't let her I don't know why
>I went and got our dog to mount her
>She was crying the whole time
>I finally let her go and she just wept didn't even try to do anything
>Next morning she was gone
>Never came back got her friends to collect her stuff

Haven't heard from her since. I regret my decision.

>Make arrangements to meet figure skater in Chicago.
>Tell fiancee that I'm going to Chicago for a job interview.
>As I'm getting ready to leave for the airport, I can't find my keys, she accuses me of leaving them in the door (something I did exactly once)
>She goes ballistic and spits in my face
>I snap and smack her across the face (still the only time I've hit a woman).
>I push her on the bed and grab her by the throat and tell her to NEVER hit me again.
>She drives me to the airport in silence
>Meet said hottie figure-skater in Chicago. We hit it off and bang all weekend.
>One of the hottest sexual experiences I had. Tight, flexible, and wanted to swallow my cum.
>Gf picks me up at the airport. I say in light of our fight that perhaps we need some time apart before the wedding.
>Tell her that way when we get married, it will be like new.
>IT career takes off. Get a new job, making as much as she was. Instead of congrats, she bitches that she has a degree
>from a top university in my state and I have meaningless degrees in History and English.
>I calmly respond that money follows skills and my skills are in demand
>No longer beta.

>>686062791
you retarded mate?

i had a threesome with her mom and aunt

>>686065999

Luckyyy. I tried so hard to get the ex to kill herself. Trips recognized.

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>She cheated on me after 3 years despite me repeatedly telling her that if she cheats once, it's over for good.
>Went to the beach with some 'friend' from HS and fucked him in his car while I was down with the flu.
>He left a Hickie like a dumb fuck so I booted her out once she got home.
>Spent the next few months dating some of her friends and fucking a few of them and some other girls.
>Got back into the party scene.
>Got fit as fuck.
>Guess who comes crawling back.
>Have a new place all to myself so I invite her over for a couple weeks.
>Tear that pussy up every day sun up till sunrise.
>Pretty much act out every perverted fantasy ever just to see what I can get away with.
>The entire time, her new BF(same guy who fucked her at the beach) is blowing up her phone freaking out.
>I make her call him and tell him I'm fucking her while I'm doing it.
>2 weeks go by, had my fill.
>Kick her right back out.

Fells goodman. BEst part is she's on birth control so I just shot my wad in her 4 times a day.

>Move out and in with a good buddy.
>Over the two months, I'm working a LOT (probably 60+ hours). Not time for her
>I see her 3 times in the first month after I started my new job.
>At the start of the second month, she gets into an argument with me over the phone
>As I'm no longer a beta, I tell her that if she can't speak to me reasonably, I'll hang up
>She keeps screaming and insulting me, I hang up. She calls back and continues, I hang up.
>She calls back a 3rd time, I hang up.
>About 20 minutes later she's knocking at my door wanting to talk. She wants to come inside.
>No way am I letting her in the house. She could say I hit her then I have a spouse abuse on my record.
>I tell her I have nothing to talk about and take off in my car. She chases me for the next 15 minutes.
>I finally lose her at a red light (she had run 3 of them) and return home.
>2 minutes later she pulls up and starts screaming at me. She reaches in my car and says, "That's mine!"
>I scream, "Ow ow, she's hitting me she's hitting me" All the neighbors are outside working and are seeing this"
>She finally goes back to her car and says, "I'm going to the police and tell them that you hit me, you're going to jail"
>I respond, "Look around, all the neighbors will testify on my behalf that you reached into MY car and were assaulting me,
>I hope you have a good attorney for filing a false police report. Look around"
>She looks around, see's all the neighbors staring at her and she says, "You're an asshole" while I have a huge smile on my face

>About 2 weeks later she calls me to her place and says we need to talk. I have a recorder in my pocket just to cover my ass.
>So she says, "I can't do this anymore, I think we need to break up." I say, "Best of luck, have a good life...I'll be back in a few
>days for the rest of my stuff." She says she wants $800 to pay for the wedding cancellations. I told her that I can give her 2x $400 checks
>The 2nd check is post-dated. She also wants me to fax the company where we bought the time-share assigning the property to her (we bought a time-share
>in year two for the wedding...but I never paid on it).
>I come by with a buddy to pick up the few remaining things I left over there (I didn't want to move it all out or she would have known
>I wasn't coming back). She goes between crying and insulting me
>I give her the 2 checks. She has also called the time-share company confirming that I faxed over that she should have her name on the time-share.
>I ask her for the ring, she refuses to give it back. I have my attorney contact her with case law ...mutual or if she breaks up, I'm entitled to the ring
>Ah, but I have an ace in the hole. I call the bank and cancel the 2nd check. My attorney sends the time share company a document indicating that my previous
>handing over the time share was done under duress. The time-share company keeps it in my name.
>I bide my time

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Woke up.

>A year later she calls me and asks me to sign the time-share over to her as she's now re-engaged and wants to use it for her honeymoon.
>I told her that I'd be happy to do so when she gives me back the engagement ring.
>She refuses. I say, "I was going to take a vacation next month for a couple weeks...maybe I'll go to Florida and enjoy the time-share" thus burning up our 2 weeks
>she planned on using for her honeymoon.
>She starts screaming, I tell her that if she won't be reasonable, I'll hang up.
>She continues, I hang up.
>She calls back and I ask her if she'll be reasonable and she says yes.
>She will give me back the ring and some other personal stuff that I left at her house in exchange for the time-share
>We meet at the bank, I inspect the ring with a magnifying glass (I knew where the flaw was in the diamond) and confirm it's the real diamond.
>I sign over the time-share...WIN!

I see her a few times...at a concert, at a row in front of me at college football game (with my son who she didn't want me to get custody of and I did) where I happily told my buddy how well my career was going. She was still bitter so many years later...and it always put a smile on my face.

>>686058147
Yeah. I asked my wife to fuck a girl for me while in France for the summer.

>>686058172
Good for you.

>>686065563
look at her neck, it's still red. put her back in the oven and cook til she is at least brown inside.

>>686058147
Gotta say yes.

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>>686066254
I have degrees in English and History too

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>>686063959

same fam!

>>686064111
ooo that's saucy tripsfag

>>686058605
Sucks but you couldn't have been happy if you had always been pleasing her just so she wouldn't kill her self.

>>686057530
>Implying you're not a NEET who lives with his mom

Try harder faggot

>>686065992
correct, if you want to fuck shit up pour syrup or dissolved sugar as raw sugar will not dissolve in gas.

>>686066995
You know it's funny...when I was younger and picked those majors, they were subjects I enjoyed. I had no effing clue what I could do with them...and for 9 years after college I drifted until I found my career in IT. Now 19 years later I'm making a damn good living, love my career and life is good....but college had nothing to do with it.

I carefully stuck a finger with shit on it into her vagina while she was asleep.

>>686049072
>got with a girl who was baby crazy
>had a vasectomy years before, didn't tell her
>did nasty shit to her, really played on her desire to have a baby
>months go by, she becomes depressed from not getting pregnant
>still not tell her about the vasectomy
>year goes by, she goes to doctor to get fertility checked
>turns out she can't have kids anyway
>legitimately feel bad for her
>another year goes by, she moves in with me
>she copes with everything, but still depressed
>one night I propose to her, her smile comes back
>we get married, and two years later we adopt a little girl
>we've never been happier

>>686062791
do you even scissors?

>>686067056
why the fuck did you post that? is that you?

>>686059361
I used to spit in my wife's mouth and shit. But she freaks out so much about even mild shit that I have no desire for her anymore. To make it worse she asks for Dom shit but breaks down if I don't do it exactly the way she wants.

>>686052001
Ahh, he pulled the ol' Cris Benoit

>>686064516
Oh crap, I remember that story...so effing twisted.