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Camped out in the park posting this while noshing on all vegan sushi looking good while watching the world go by as people mirin my new ipad pro.
>>686033716
I have good credit, a clean drivers licence and I've never drank grape soda.
I know my father
>>686033716
I'd vote for trump if I was american, and I almost got a sunburn in canada today
>>686033716
i have a micropenis
I'm middle management
I ain't neither thief nor squinty eyed fuck
>>686033716
MAGA
>>686033716
Im not afraid of police officers.
Im good at math and never missed a day of school.
>>686033716
I have a black doorman.
My ancestors hung niggers.
>>686033716
I don't have to prove anything. Don't you know what privilege is?
>>686033716
im the only non Spanish speaking person on a construction site.
Hockey is a great sport.
>>686034238
Nigger detected.
I shot up my school
kek
I can't wait to get to the farmers' market this weekend.
>>686033716
>Is not
>>686034567
witeboi with micropenis detected/triggered
Masturbated to gluten-free vegan porn
>>686034338
i am a police officer
>>686033716
lol, dumbasses have to worry about skin color. i never give it a second thought unless i see a black, then i cross the street and move as far away as possible.
>>686034605
>I shot up my school
top kek
>>686033716
I paid taxes on the money I made at my job.
I am a furfag in the airforce....my dad knows this....he told me i need to go to church more....and that the swinn bike came in
i often eat at panera bread
itt racists talking about being white which is fucking disgusting and proves your all nothing but little hitlers goose stepping on the rights of minorities by denying african heritage and culture which gave you the world you live in today.
i hate niggers and i have good credit
I like playing reaper on overwatch
my ancestors where vikings
>>686033716
It's 2016 and I'm still sad that Friends ended
>>686035163
you should an hero you nigger scum
>>686033716
> ITT niggers complain about superior whites
>>686035163
Whitest of them all,
you win anon
>>686033895
>I've never drank grape soda
whats wrong with you
>>686035427
Hahaha... Oh wow
>>686035163
what a stupid way to troll. you are an idiot.
>>686035163
so white im blind
nothing spells white more than supporting the destruction of your own race :P
i should have gone to specsavers
>>686035465
NIGGER SPOTTED
>>686035314
WE WUZ VIKHANGZ
Spent all weekend fishing. My kids know who I am. Their mother refers to me as husband not baby daddy. I drive a pickup. I work for a living.
I look both ways before I say nigger
I love craft beer.
Regularly shoot up schools
>>686033716
My credit score is 750
>>686035194
checks out
I got pulled over and the officer gave me a warning.
>>686035460
You could follow that?
>>686035798
Also my dad's name is Glen
My dick is fairly small but i'm a good driver.
I'm not
I regularly shower and generally smell nice
>>686033716
I have a garden, and I take care of my lawn.
I have a reaction folder
half is from anime
>>686034863
Micropenis nigger confirmed.
>>686035163
>best
>disgusting
Time to step up your bait game.
>>686036153
I'm not African, Mexican, Asian, Inuit, Latin American, Indian, Native American, or Arabic.
I'm gainfully employed.
Proving
I chuckled at a joke Tom Ashbrook made on NPR today.
>>686033716
I get along with cops.
>>686033716
My parents pay for the rent on my apartment and got me my car that I use at college. I'm also interning at a fortune 500 company.
I read the paper this morning, while eating my low cholesterol cereal with skim milk.
I'm not constantly blaming others for my peoples failures.
>>686034378
ASIAN!!!
>>686033716
I clap after flights
>>686033716
My IQ is in the top 90%
>>686033716
My laptop got stolen by colored people
i have many black freinds.
When I see little white children, I don't kidnap them, rape them, skin them alive in bleach, and dump their bodies in the Detroit.
>>686037192
You're a fucking retard.
>>686033716
a nigger stole my girlfriend, could it be because my dick is 5 inches long?
the pigments in my skin reflect light colors
>>686033716
The fuck is vegan sushi? I'm white and confused.....
I don't smell like shit
I had a delicious piece of chicken lightly marinated in Rosemary.
I don't dance. I secretly hate it and think it's fucking retarded.
>>686033716
I pay taxes
My family owned antique farm equipment.
I have children I haven't fucked
I know my dad
I have a job
I got into college and passed with a 4.0 on the merits of my hard work not my skin color.
I smell like soap, not a wet dog
I speak mainstream English
I've never picked pants that don't fit on purpose