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Clack clack
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>>686033021
I have a skeleton. Does that count?
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>>686033172
Prove it fgt
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*rattling* Yesterday I spooked a fuckboy REAL hard haha *rattle* he even shat himself HAHAHAHAHAHA *intense rattling*
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>>686033021
I THINK THERE MIGHT BE A HUMAN AMONG US
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brother?
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American skeleton reporting in
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>>686033021
Im a spooky skellington
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Just try and ddos my tibia
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/b/itches
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Im only part skeleton the rest is bones
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Damn, tonight it's so cold ii can fell it in my bones, who else is getting comfy?
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DeathHat reporting in.

Im a musician.
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>>686035468
Sleep tight skeller
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THIS IS MAJOR BONE TO SKELL CONTROL
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>>686034323
HOLY SHIT THATS FUCKING SPOOKY!
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>>686035748
I'M SPOOKING THROUGH THE DOOR
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>>686035965
Found the human.
GET OUT
*rattles*
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>>686036027
AND I"M SPOOKY IN A MOST PECULIAR WAY
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you wanna have a bad time?
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It's funny, you know? You hear about 4chan in the news here and there and everyone online is always talking about how "bad and scary" 4chan is. So I thought I'd check it out and I've got to say, you faggots are the least fucking intimidating things I've ever seen. Seriously, how does a rep like that come around when you losers literally just sit here talking about bullshit and anime, just like the fucking losers in high school that da boiz and I used to fuck around with. Seriously, the way you cunts behave, it's almost like bullying is neccessary. The only halfway fucking decent board is /fit/ and that's only because those autistic losers know how to take care of their bodies. I'm a bigger man than any of you fucking queers and I'm only 19 lol. I seriously would bet money that most of you faggots are virgins and the only ones who had sex had to pay for it. I feel all the better knowing this when I'm fucking the bitches you wish you could. It's not even that hard to be a success in life, but you cuckolds act like anything beyond the basement door is too lame for your "tastes". The truth is, you fucking faggots couldn't even do a thing in the real world if you wanted. Fuck, you can't even do anything online, despite being the "big bad 4chan". Even if you did fucking find out who I was or where I live, for one, you faggots couldn't do anything to me, I'll beat any cunt that tries and for two, there's nothing you can fucking do about it. You pussies won't break the law. I'm more scared of getting one of the sluts pregnant than I am of you faggots even replying, let alone fucking doing anything. Sit in your basements and live the rest of your lives shitposting as faggot cucks with no aspirations or hope.
Pic related, me
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>>686036293
nice pasta faggot
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im a ravioli fuck you faggot skeletons go be brittle and lame somewhere else
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>>686035738
Thank you, Bones.
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It's too screwy Pls delet thred
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>>686036457
RAVIOLLI RAVIOLLI GET OUT YOU FAGGOTOLLI
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>>686036232
AND MY BONES ARE VERY RATTLEY TODAAAY
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mind if i play a song? i don't have a trumpet player at the moment so if any trumpet players would like to join in...
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>>686033021
I'm a skeleton fucker. i steal your women, impregnate them (miscegenizing your race), then move on to the next one. can i post ITT?
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Spectral Spooker Skele here
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>>686036761
Lets do this!
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This thread really should be on /x
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I'm too tired right now, trying the tell humans the right way inside the dungeon can be tiresome, the keep trying to poke me with swords and running in the wrong directions... To think you are supposed to have a brain to be smart...

Anyway, will just lay here and take a nap, watch over me, champs.
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>>686033021
Rattles
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DOOT DOOT
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g-good thing im a sk-skeleton... r-right guys????
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>>686039697
Right.... A skeleton. With your 205 bones right?
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Reporting in
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>>686039697
Yes brother! Now for the exchanging of the bones!
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>>686040012
Nito, my man! What up?
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>>686033021
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>>686040210
Lyin in a coffin, taking all the skeletons
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>>686039697
Don't know... You look suspicious unratling for some reason...
ratleratle
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>>686040488
Oh cool. Im just chillin, sharpening my bloodscyth
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Me trying to get laid
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>>686040863
That's a bot.
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>>686040863
How big is your cocix?
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>>686040863
We've all skullfucked a couple broads right guys?
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>>686033021
Lieutenant Calcium-Rich Phalange reporting in.
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>>686040863
Had to take new screenshots
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>>686035748
oh shit this needs to be on a poster or tshirt or whatever
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Hey guys. What do you call some jamacan bones? A SKELLEMON!

*RATTLES*
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>>686041119
10spoopy50me

>would suck on her tarsals tho
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>>686033021

Daniel skelingstern reporting in
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>>686036761
Listening to Dethklok and looking at this made me chuckle.
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>>686040994
No shit Sherlock
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TOOT
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>>686041626
This is fake. Skellatons don't even have lips
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>>686041608
It's only humerus if you do it with a real person :^)
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Doot doot
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WHAT TIME IS IT?
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skeleskeleskeleskeleskeleskeleskeleton
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I'm my own bank, also know this Skelledude who is his own flute, are you guys anything of your own?
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>>686033021
>fillename
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>>686040863
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>>686033021
Im spooked solid tonight
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What even is life
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>>686044880
Can it, you shitty-assed blob of meat.
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>>686036761
>>686037956

Good stuff. Makes me want to shake my bones until they're all disjointed
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>>686045060
Frog ass bitch fuck' off my thread
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>>686043005
When will she just give up and do porn
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>>686033021
>ITT: posers
>*toot*
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Reporting in
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Alright skelebros, let's get this game under way
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>>686046232
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IT MUST BE A SKELE-TON!
NGEHEHEHGEGEHEGEGHEGHEGH
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>>686046393
NIGGER YOU GO THEM IN THE WRONG ORDER
MY SKELETON AUTISM IS IN OVERDRIVE
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>>686044467
I don't go too wild with that kind of stuff. I live around like 95% fleshfags nowadays, just don't like coming off like the "boneclowns" they portray us as.

I can dig the flute thing for sure. Some of my skelebros and I used to jam together on Grave Nights. We had a guy on flute, a dude who was his own drum kit, while I'd take out most of my teeth, pop my skull off, then stuff them down the eye sockets and rattle them around in there while dancing. Been years since I've done anything like that though, brings back memories.

These days, I rarely do more than the normal stuff, aside from sometimes using my nasal bones as a funnel when I'm gassing up the riding mower.
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>>686041572

plz take u scary untrustworthy jew skeltin away k thx
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