She fucked a dog right in front of me. Was kind of fucked...

>>686029828
hot

>>686029828
Whats wrong with that?

jerkd me off in a drink at aparty then went to my ex and gave her het drink

>>686031462
thats actually pretty funny

let me lick her asshole

>>686029828
I met a woman once who said she fucked dogs. She also would give mass bjs at adult movie stores. She embraced the black-cock fetish and had a tattoo of the ace of spades in the tramp-stamp position.

I fucked her hard in the pussy and ass while her black partner looked on and watched. Not sure if I was using her for free random sex or she was using me. She tried to keep everything anonymous but she wasn't good with security so I easily worked out who she was irl. Turns out she's a college professor with a good reputation. Just happens to like being a massive slut in her spare time.

>>686029634
Wasn't my ex but I had a threesome with a girl and her sister I met at a Diplo show.

Fucked my friend and ended up having a baby with him.

Had a girl ask me to cum on her face so she could kiss her dad when she walked in the house lol

>was out of town for work
>girlfriend was staying with a friend
>got a random vid one night
>she found her friends dildo
>sent me a video of her fucking herself with it

I sucked my ex boyfriends cock in a field once. After nutting he cried about how much he loved his current girlfriend

Let her suck my friend's cock while i fucked her. He came in her mouth and she swallowed it.

Had a three way with some random couple from a kik group. Got to fuck the dudes wife while ate out my gf. Made her squirt twice before I plowed my girl, dude just sat there and watched while tugging his little picker until sunrise. No troll no bullshit

>>686029634
she made me hold her hand in the hallway. shit was so cash

Was in a house full of her family and friends of her family. Went upstairs, fucked on the squeakiest bed i've ever fucking seen in my life. Nutted in her mouth, she went down stairs and shared a drink with her MILF of a mom.

>>686033714
What a fucking whore

>>686029634
During our last fucksession she willingly got on top in 69 and eat my asshole while I licked hers. Then gaged on my dick, then we make out, then we fucked.

With ex I went crazy during one drunk fucking when we were on vacation. I have a foot fetish so in missionary, I bend one of her feet so we could both simultaniusly lick and suck her toes.

ex's 10 year old brother walked in on me banging the shit out of her. Soon as he left the blew me till I nutted all over her.. then she went up and made her brother some dinner.

I once fucked my ex over a picnic table outside a walmart. I think it was the one the employees used for their breaks

>>686029634
Made my wife eat my creampie out of my GF

>>686033714
I had to walk around a mall while my girlfriend wore open toed shoes.

>>686032104
Are you married now that same sex marriage is legal?

>>686029634
did one/ fisted, and one/ anal

Watched her fuck five guys at a party while on meth and about thirty other people watched too.
Shit was so fucking hot

fucked ex on uni campus

>studying at uni with ex-gf
>told each other we were super horny
>got in car
>pulled up to a spare parking lot, it was a Sunday
>nobody around, 2nd level carpark next to a football field
>jump in back and start fucking her, she's screaming and the car is bouncing like crazy
>look up after 10min
>whole team of footballers doing a circuit around the carpark
>da fuck? don't know how long they been doing that shit
>jump back into seats and drive off naked
>i see them clapping in rear-view as we leave

Fuckin soccer fags

>>686029634
PLEASE SAUCE ON OP PIC.... FUCK.

Fucked wife while she talked dirty about me fucking our daughter.

Had this one girl who let me fuck her up the ass while she called me daddy and forced me to strangle her. Man that was some awesome sex

>>686029634
only had one ex

i finger fucked her while her baby brother [5y] slept on her other leg

that was it

had anal sex in the street with some other girls the same night i met them [2 girls]

fucked another [ass and pussy] in kitchen while her friend were hearing her moan on the living room

>>686029828
>>686031007
4chan in a nutshell

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>>686029634
titfuck

We're both drunk at a party, found a room and fucked like animals, mid way through, my buddy walked in, being so drunk let him join in. I've never seen her cum so hard as when he was fucking her from behind and she was sucking my cock at the same time.

Used to fuck my girl in front of all my virginfag friends while they jerked off. Sometimes I'd let them touch her and cum on her

>>686035773
Hot! What did she say?

>>686035773
Wow- that's super fucking hot. Can you give more detail?

>>686036280
Did he cum in her?

>>686029634
Cheated on me

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don't mind me

>>686036590
Details faggot

Choked a girl until she turned white.

>>686031785
Does it matter? Sounds like no harm was done and everyone had fun.

>>686029634
We have a five way

>>686036348
>>686036160
>>686036393
Asked me if I fucked around with her "yet". Made her describe how it would look to see me fucking her. What positions, which hole. Wife used our daughters name the whole time and described her.

>>686031785
Probably cause her life is boring so she needs attention elsewhere to fill the void

>>686036845
Get her to suck u thru dau's dirty panties

I let her Fuck other guys

>>686036845
Yeah we get that but what did both of you say to each other? Word for word if you can.

>Get down with my girlfriend
>Start eating her out on the couch
>She's still sitting up
>Her bestfriend calls her
>Talks about plans for this weekend while I continue to eat her out
>She moans while on the phone
>Friends asks if I'm there "randomly"
>Tells her no
>They were supposed to be hanging out
>kek.jpg

>>686029634
she touched my peepee

>>686029634
She told me about how big her exes dick was before she broke up with me. Jokes on her I've been sucking him since

Had a 3some with her and her cousin

When 16 or 17 fucked her in her moms crotchless panties.

Kinda weird now that I think about it.

>>686037221
Who wore them?

>>686036583
Kek, yeah, we switched and I noticed it was dripping out of her while I was fucking her. She's on bc though

>>686037340
top kek

Got with me.

>>686036845
How old is she (daugh)
What does she look like
What did she talk about seeing you doing?

ex let me stuck my dick on her pussy

>>686035911
What did the two girls put in your ass?

She found out that she was pregnant, quit her job and eventually started fucking her unemployed ex-boyfriend in our bed while I was at work a month after accepting my marriage proposal.

>>686029634
>Was balls deep in her asshole - she's pushing back on me yelling "fill me up, fill me up!"
I still jerk off to this memory

>>686037006
She's worn daughters panties while we fucked.

>>686037061
Confirmed for never having drunk fucked.

>>686037429
Not old enough
Blond curly hair and blue eyes
Wife wanted to see dau suck my dick and get fucked on her back with her legs up

>>686037497
woah dude calm down

my fiance insisted on no kids, demanded it, raved about it

our wedding night, I took off the condom, looked her right in the eyes and shot a load right in her pussy

she cried while I told her I would kill her if she got an abortion

a year and a half later, we're divorced and I am about to get full custody of our kid

ha ha dumb bitch

Eat my cum out of her best friend's pussy.

Fuck in a graveyard

Fuck while I was driving down the highway.

>>686029828
pics or it didn't happen

>>686037639
How long did they sentence you to prison after you killed her?

>>686033714
This is what the scarlet letter is about

>>686037340


She did. I just literally now at 36 never thought about the fact that her dads dick was also ran through those panties......

Weird but still funny so can't say I regret it.

Was with that chick 4 years or so. First time she bled everywhere.

>>686037429
>>686036393
>>686036348
>>686037061
>>686037006
>>686037429
>>686037683

Samefag

>Let six truckers fuck her at a rest stop
>They all came in her
>Shot her in the head
>Threw the gun at them and drove off >with the biggest of keks

>>686029634
made her cum through anal sex, she pushed me onto my back and sucked me off. she was throughly disgusted afterwards; realizing she sucked dick straight outta her butt hole.

>>686034960
Kek

Her daughter was in bed with us...I say no more

>>686037826
>fuck in a gy
>2spooky5me

>>686038348
Dig it

I've got her nude at 18 or 19 on film. I've actually never seen the photo. They didn't give it to me forgot I had it until year or so ago.
I imagine there are film scanner for negatives to make digital. Any ideas?

She actually cheated on me when I went to basic training. Gave me the herp..... Revenge?

This would have been an 18 ir 19 year old smokin hot body. 1999 or 2000

>>686038512
Tell faggot

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>>686029634
>went to her place
>she broke up with me
>knew it was coming just didn't know when
>we were planning on fucking anyway
>tells me I can cum on her face
>she never let me do that before
>says "not in my hair"
>cum with the force of 1000 suns and it gets all over her face and hair
>she mad
>i leave
mfw

Gave me head while her mom was on the computer in front of us

>>686029634
Gave me a hand job up a blanket in front of her mom

>>686038734
Post it you fuck

girl i'm fucking on the side wants me to piss all over her and make her eat my dirty ass. doing it friday.

>>686033846
>I bend one of her feet so we could both simultaniusly lick and suck her toes.

That is fucking hot!!! Pics!

>>686038569

Was good for me. It was like an ode to the living. Hi

>>686029634
When I was with my ex she was giving me bj then started licking my butthole. It was the best damn feeling on my entire life.

I was hesitant at first but shes assured me it was okay and started jacking me offl licking my ballsack and butthole/gouch the whole time. I came fucking buckets

She apparently recently broke up with her current bf and she's been contacting me lately. If i didn't have a current gf I'd smash that into next week. What would any of you anons do? Also my ex is pretty hot

>>686039103
If she broke up with you once, never go back.

Had anal with best friend fiance while he watched then she sucked me off. He never had anal or oral from her before.

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She let me watch her take a shit up close

>>686037639
Tha's pretty fucking slutty.

>>686034718

What are you, some kind of cuck?

>>686038780
Ok, what would you like to know?

She was really flexible. She touched her toes the entire time while I fucked her doggy style standing up

>>686033137
>after nutting
topkek, priorities...

>>686038734
place negative on a window during take photo with phone up close I can do the rest

>>686038939
Pic of her

>>686035526
I imagined a bunch of dudes in American Football gear reading that story. We don't even call them footballers.

>>686039103
Pic of her pls

>>686039493
no way, my dude. she's a minor. age of consent, not age of porn-allowed.

-walked around topless and gave me blowjobs in front of my dorm mates
-gave me a blowjob on a bus ride home to visit her parents. i was sitting in the aisle seat and she just went for it. there was another guy our age on the other side who gave me a thumbs up and pretty much watched the entire time. everyone was sleeping around us but him and she DGAF.
-convinced like 6 of her friends to flash me their tits
- convinced her REALLY hot friend to suck my cock in a trade that she sucked her boyfriends dick. totally unfair deal but fucking awesome none the less
- went swimming topless at friends pools
- endless supply of nudes over AIM
- sent my single best friend a topless photo for his birthday since he was depressed.
- she had a tangotime account and uploaded photos of her sucking my dick
- recorded porn of her sucking a friends dick because i was away from her for 6 months. ended up sending her a video of another girl i met online sucking my dick in return.
god, to be like 20 again in early 2000s. girls did crazy shit before the reality hit that fucking everything you do is on the internet. oh well. also fuck y'all who say i'm a beta cuck. shit was cash money and you jelly

>>686033416
if its you, your gf, and another couple, thats not a threeway

>>686037801
what a slut

>>686039418
What happened. How far did she let it go? What age ranges are we discussing?

>>686039749
Normal pic...

>>686039515
soccerballers?

>>686039753
Fucking beta cuck

>>686032104
Dude, how in the world did you get pregnant?

>>686040130
LOL DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING LOL TOP KEK AMIRITE?

Serious question, why are females such whores and sluts? Is it something wired in their brain?

Almost on topic:

I went to a 'party' that my sister also attended and it got a little out of hand as she started blowing some guy in the middle of the living room. Before long a small crowd had gathered - Some cheering her on, and some joining in on it. Ended up watching about six-or-so guys have their way with her, in all holes. A few other girls also joined in, though most at least had the decency to go into a different room for some privacy, though a few loved the attention. Swedish teens do crazy shit when they're drunk.

>>686029634
Burberry swim suit omg her swim suit is gorgeous 0.0 !!!!!

I remember us having the problem that sex was getting stale-ish. Told her I'd like to spice it up somehow. I told her that I'd be the one to come up with a way but she ended up taking matters into her own hands.

One morning I woke up to a BJ. Best way to wake up really. Asked her what the occasion was and she said "I'm just try to be a good girl, sir"
She kept on calling me that the entire time and before I knew it we were role playing a professor that was blackmailing one of his students. Shit was great. She just left for work and now I'm all alone in my bedroom and I have to clean up the damn bed. Ruined a good pair of sheets that I just changed.

tl;dr
Gf spiced up sex by being way sluttier in bed and started calling me "sir" or "professor". Shit was good.

>>686040202
said the beta cuck

>>686039263
We both had a mutual agreement to break up

>>686039575
I don't think I have any, i'd have to go look but I'm kind of curious now

>>686029634
sauce please

>>686038307
Only one anon is interested in the story. That's your logic? Idiot.

>>686039753
beta cuck

>>686040428
Kik me if you do sam0796

>>686040221
Why is she a slut if she likes cock as much as you like pussy? If girls weren't considered sluts for fucking a bunch of dudes then they would be more prone to fucking more dudes. Everyone should be fucking everyone in this world. Sex is too taboo

>>686040236
And you just watched like a beta faggot?

>>686039753
$$$$

>>686040670
No i fucked her too

>>686039806
>partner was his hand all along

>>686039753
pics or gtfo

>>686039071
No pics, I barely remember, I just know we did that. Maybe there's some porn on the topic.

I did that kind of shit with her because she wouldn't put out enough. Sex was not so important, so my fantasies came out violent.

Current gf totally different, want's to be fucked and dominated all the time...slowly becoming my fucktoy.

>>686040670
*beta cuck
He's Swedish, that was technically his girlfriend.

I was a music teacher at the time, and we used to talk about bringing certain of my (underage) students to bed with us.

>>686040819
Pics of current?

>>686040777
You didn't say that beta cuck fag

Had a threeway with the babysitter.

>>686041300
How old was the kid?

>>686029634
Got me an escort for my birthday and then proceeded to have a threesome with said escort.

>>686038435
Kek, my gf did this once completely forgetting I'd just been in her ass. Her reaction was "meh" though

>>686041363
?

>>686029634
Kissed me on my cheek

>>686037639
Eat shit and die cuck

>>686040697
thanks man. i'm older now and girls don't do any of this shit anymore. at least the photo/video/internet stuff. i don't blame them. places like here spread that shit like fire. girls late 20s def are better in bed though

Gf would constantly do things like rub my crotch in a movie house or similar things in public places. It didn't matter to her if we were at a restaurant or at a friends place. If she could get away with getting me hard in a public space, or in front of people, she would.

We were at a club once dancing and shit. She was wearing the shortest skirt I'd ever seen. At someone during one of the songs she opened my pants and pulled out dick and started giving me a handy in the middle of the packed dance floor. Shit was intense.

>>686033794
noice

>>686040815
nope. i'm not an idiot. what's also funny is that i still look at the pictures and they're all taken with like cannon digital cameras

>>686039749
Or you could not say this kinda shit and just post pics you dumbfuck

>>686029634
Jerked me off during a school assembly. Don't know if this counts or not. My bad.

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>>686040670
My sister is maybe a 6/10 at best, and not even in my teen years did I have the urge to tap that. Plus many people at the party knew we were related. I know that in your fantasy, you'd have loved for it to have an incestuous twist - But in reality, she was known as a huge slut and I didn't want to be associated with her much. We didn't go to the party together - She just happened to be there.

She's now 24 and has two kids already, and has probably fucked half the people in the town we grew up in. Meanwhile, I moved to Stockholm, joined the Freemasons, and made something out of my life.

>>686039940
Daughter was 5. Mom 26ish.

>Daughter came into the bed middle of the night
>woke up with mom, and we were spooning
>she started to give me hj, then bj
>roll over to see daughter laying with t shift above waist
>motion to mom
>mom shrugs and winks
>daughter wakes up
>mom keeps going

...and the rest I cant describe here.

>>686041627
Wtf? She cheated on me and I'M the bad guy?

>>686032104

butt baby
shat a nigger right out me anus

Was dating a stripper, just for the sex mainly.
Because she was just a lay, I didn't tell my parents, just didn't really care enough.
One night while she was working, sent me a pic of her giving a private dance to my dad.
Dad still has no idea

>>686029634
>tfw no gf

>>686033137

lemme guess your a trap faggot and he used to wreck your boipussy

>>686042100
That doesnt make sense

>>686029634
pic related my ex.
>me and ex used to go rock climbing alot at a local indoor place.
>me and her go to same wall we normally climb in secluded corner of building.
>she climbs first, Datsass.jpg
>after about 2 mins we make it to the top
>she gives me that slutty look with her eyes and blows me a kiss with her niggie monkey lips.
>i go "what" with smile on my face.
>she tells me to take my dick out.
>i do
>she immediately grabs it and starts stroking me off.
>the like some white spider money drops down 3 feet so she is head level with my crotch and starts deep throating me.
>feelssogoodman.jpg
>after 3 mins i hear group of kids coming near us
>i bench press my self off the wall landing dick first into orange hand hold.
>put my dick back in pants.
>we head into change room and fuck.
>the end.

she was fun i miss her. :(

>>686042100
fucking kek

>>686036905
Someone's never been a teacher.
Teaching is a rewarding and exciting job. It wasn't because her life was boring, but because she had a huge massive sexual desire and the intelligence to act upon it to give her a healthy sexual outlet - instead of all these fucked up people who repress it thinking its bad, until they snap and do something desperate - eg, sleep with a student.

>>686041876
go on

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>>686042388
whoops forgot pic.

>>686042388
>pic related
its copypasta you fag I've seen this 20 times at least

>>686042370
He had no idea that she was my girlfriend.....

ex
>drinking with friend couple
>friend went to bed his gf was staying
>we kept drinking until we were totally wasted
>they were messing around, after some time started catfighting
>friends gf pulled my gfs shirt and damaged it
>they started fighting for clothes, I just cheered on my gf which she seemed to like
>short time later they were in underwear and ripped it off
>I was having a boner
>my gf finally pushed her head down on the ground and got it in between her legs
>friends gf was lying there ass up with her face between my gfs legs trying to get out
>I pulled my dick out and fapped while my gf started spanking her ass and grabbing her tits
>I came and she loved it, I don't think my friends gf realised I was still in the room she just kept saying that it wasn't funny anymore and she should let her out
>I loved seeing her like that, I always fantasized about my friends gf

>>686037015

but that's ok because you get to fuck other guys too, right?

multiple completely random road head incidents.
fucked on top of pinnacle mountain and a hundred other places

>>686041876
>and the rest I can't describe here
>rest I can't describe here
>can't describe here
>here

You're on /b/. stop being a pussy and tell us the story

>>686042564
i forgot the pic u potato calm down.

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>>686041649
Pic of her

>>686029634
wetried anal. she let me dip it in. i fell for that offer. she eventually claimed it hurts her and now i will never have an anal bitch at home ...
if i just had raped her corn whole but now .. all that verbal shit is boner kill

i fucked her grandma and she succ my dad

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She showed her ankles in public so I cut her head off

>>686042524
fucking more

>>686042913
Nope, its bannable these days. Sorry.

Lets just say it was educational for all 3 of us.

>>686039753
beta cuck

>>686042524
I've heard that if you suck enough dick your lips will eventfully get stuck like that.

>>686043261
Kek

>>686043398
>bannable
Quit being a bitch. How far did you go in this story that never happened except in your mind?

Had a slut walk home from a club with her tits out for about a mile in the city center, should have raped her in an alley but cudn't be bothered, I wasn't that into her by then.

Did other rape play with her in hotel rooms. Turns out it's boring as fuck.

Also pissed all over her face, got her to lick my ass etc. Talked about fucking dogs, all kinds of shit, but the bitch was too annoying to keep around.

Ex blew me in the living room with her parents and brother watching tv. There weren't many bright ones in that family.

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>>686041300
>>686041363
underrated comment

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>>686043562
nah the science behind that dosent add up.

>>686044378
yeah that's great but i gotta see them titties

Not slutty at all, but my ex gave me a hand job while watching The Road Warrior. Shit was great

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>>686043873
>but the bitch was too annoying to keep around.
That's literally every woman on the planet.

>>686029828
Wat

Not exist

>>686044556
say please fagot.

>>686044934
please, faggot

My gf eats my asshole at least 3 times a week. She loves it. I keep my ass pretty nice clean though. Enema regularly and soap up daily. I can't say my shit doesn't stink, but my asshole usually doesn't. She LOVES that.

>>686045076
nah u fucked up, no perky white titties for u.

>>686044934
nah

>>686036600
Hannah?

>>686029634
>crazy ex
Had sex in her church. Almost got caught twice, and she didn't even flinch. I thought I was going to be crucified right then and there.

Another one is that she gave me a handjob in front of her parents while we were on the couch. She put a pillow on me and told me to pretend to be asleep. she put a blanket on herself, snuck her hand in my pants and proceeded to give me a handjob while her mom made dinner and her dad was on the computer.

Last story was in her mom's SUV. Her mom picked up some extra people because we were going to some weird church thing in TN, and we were sitting in the back where nobody could really see anything. I "fell asleep" again and she started giving me another handjob. She snuck like a 5 minute blowjob in and I thought we were going to get caught. When I came she kept pumping my penis with her hand and whispered to me not to make a sound else bad shit happen.

We are no longer together, because her dad put a camera in the house and she didn't know about it. We got caught doing it while her parents were asleep and I was over. Her parents overreacted and she broke it off because she thought her dad was going to kill me.

Girlfriend fucked our landlord for free rent. Old fat hairy nasty fucker. Twice a week for 4 months straight.

>>686045408
power trip on /b/.
Top kek, faggot.

>>686029634
>be in old casino in reno
>one room closed off by a curtain
>no lights on
>she suggests we fuck under one of the tables
>i'm like, no way
>she is disappoint
>so we fuck
>pretty exciting
she was into public sex. another time
>on train
>conductor comes into our compartment to check our tickets
>gets pissed at us for having our feet on the seats
>tells us if we do it again we'll have to pay a fine
>comes back a couple more times
>doesn't catch us
>we think we are safe
>we fuck standing in the compartment
>just finish pulling up my pants
>conductor walks in on us as we are standing there
>as he is talking to us a big blob of cum drips out of my girlfriend onto the floor
>she looks at it
>i look at it
>conductor looks at it
>you could tell he was about to say something
>he left and never returned

Hooked up with two sisters in the same night but they didn't know about it... Fucked an ex in a dressing room at the mall one time, and had another girl blow me on an overpass of a highway.. got some others with hook up sluts, not much of a girlfriend kinda guy for most of my life

>>686029828
a married woman that i went out with let her dog lick her until she came. she thought this was hilarious. also, she is a conservative republican/libertarian FWIW

>>686045544
>Another one is that she gave me a handjob in front of her parents while we were on the couch.
my high school gf did the same fucking thing. thought her dad's head was going to explode. he and her mom knew what was going on under that blanket, but pretended not to.

>>686045310
You've got a keeper.

Unless she cheats or do some other borderline retard shit on you, you can't really ever give her up. These ass licking, submissive-type-of-a-good-girl, fetish embracing angels are what it's all about.

>>686046059
made me chuckle

>>686045663
Hot

>be my birthday
>at ex-gf's apartment, be night
>she lives with her mom; mom is in next room sleeping
>gf is horny Japanese girl
>so horny
>lays back on bed, opens legs wide while soles of feet together
>starts fingering her freshly shaved snatch
>soaking in seconds
>throaty moans galore
>says, "anon, you're going to fuck me HARD," louder and louder
>cums, yells, tells me to fuck her
>rail her all night. cum on her face, her d-cup tits, all over her stomach, in her cunt, in ass... Jesus it was good to be 22.
>sun rises, we pass out in bed.
>wake up in afternoon, room is cleaned up (except bed), tray of food on bedside table, note on tray:

Happy birthday anon, I can see why my daughter likes you so much.

-XOXO

ex's mom

>>686046805
The only reason her dad planted a camera was because he almost caught her giving me a blowjob.
Story
>dated chick
>didn't know how religious she and her family was
>dad's white but her mom is filipina, they did a mail order bride sorta thing to get to U.S
>first dinner with her mom
>"do you believe in god?"
>fuck
>"um... idk"
>over course of few weeks agree to go to church with them
>Find out exactly how much of a slut she was
>told me all these weird dreams of her doing sexual things to me
>so every sunday I would go to church with her
>come back to her house after morning service
>her parents would cook some lunch and go straight to bed and nap
>they were a bit old
>so that gave us 2 hours to fuck around
>one day her dad sneakily got up
>we barely heard him open the door to their room
>he caught her moving to other side of couch and me randomly standing up
Shit was awkard and fucked up. Never again messing up with religious folks. They're sly as fuck.

>>686037429
Pedo detected

>>686047574
Pics or it didn't happen

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Fucked Ex-Girlfriend with a mini baseball bat in a room full of people.
greentext or naw?

>>686045663
>>686047411
samefag

>>686047935
For one, he might have generally have just been moving around normally and second, non-religious parents can be pretty sly also.
My gf's father is an odd ball for it.

>>686048179
interested

>>686045663
Did you lick her after he fucked her with his old nasty hairy cock?

Existed

>>686036815
She wasnt white to begin with?

my ex was into small cocks as a fetish. (i was average sized.) she asked if it would be okay to have mfm sex with somebody small. she found someone on craigslist and eventually all met up one night after they chatted for awhile.

we basically double teamed my gf and she paid special attention to the other dude's dick. we were fucking her double vaginal and then she slides his dick out, takes his condom off, and guides it into her ass. we'd never done anal before after she told me she wasn't into it.

here i am, fucking my gf with a condom on and some random is anally fucking her. she lets the guy bust in her ass raw. eventually i finish on her chest.

we clean up. the guys leaves. she asks if i had a good time and i said yeah. really i was destroyed and we broke up a few weeks later.

>>686046875
Yeah, but she's emotional. That's the only shitty thing. She won't cheat though. She gave me all her passwords to give me peace of mind. She knows she is unstable and needs control in her life.

>>686048509
>go to "party" with friends
>I use quotes because really it was just like 10 of my close friends in a shack that my friend had built
>it was one medium sized room with a bed in a loft above everyone
>walk in the door and immediately see ex-girlfriend with her best friend
>she's honestly hot as fuck but totally insane so I broke things off around a year earlier
>she had totally not gotten over me
>whatever, it's fine i'll just not really talk to her
>start getting drunk with everyone
cont.

>>686049084
holy shit i'm bad at greentext, sorry.
>she keeps looking at me really passively
>that look at me until i see that she's looking then look away bullshit
>about a half hour later, drunk as hell
>we all are
>literally stare at her when I catch her looking at me
>she keeps staring
>locked eyes in the middle of the room with like 8 other people talking around us
sec guys playing league gonna finish this game lmao

fucked my fwb on my roof while the people in the house across the alley were fucking and watching us. fun stuff

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>>686048135

Happened about 20 years ago.
Pic related would be the actress that portrays her in the film adaptation. At the time, I put her at a solid 7/10. Now, she's probably a 6/10.

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One of them rode the fuck out of me then took my condom off and dumped all of my cum all over her body and rubbed it in and wore it to work the next day. Same girl different day, she sucked me in the middle of the night while my drunken friends were sleeping. My friends sister was apparently awake. I looked out of the blankets and she was staring at me and we made eye contact while i was cumming in my girls mouth lol. Then my exgf got up and ran to the bathroom to spit lmfao.

covered a different girl in baby oil and fucked the shit out of her. Same girl different day, we got drunk and were fucking on her floor in between her kitchen and living room. She didnt care if i kept fucking her while she passed out. So i finished then got her dildo and finished her off while she was half asleep. Then I helped her to her bed where we cuddled and fell asleep.

One jerked me off in my bed while me, her, and our other friend were all drunk. The girl sleeping woke up so we went into the bathroom and she sucked my cock and swallowed every drop of my cum.

Another one jerked me off while me and her were in my friends room in his spare bed. The door was open acted as a partition. She jerked me off and milked my balls until i shot onto his bed.

I titty fucked my one friend then she sucked me, and then we cuddled and she held my balls while i jerked off until i nutted.

>>686041978
yeah you piece of shit.

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>>686048772
my ex dated an older guy after we broke up, she said he had a tiny dick and she let him fuck her in the ass. I was pissed as fuck since we never did anal. i kind of understand why we never did since she'd be in a world of pain but she wouldn't even try with me.
my current is brave as fuck, pic related

>>686048824
Emotional is not bad, at least not for me. But if you mean emotionally unstable and passive in life, then you can change that for the better. She'll see that she really means something to you, imagine what she will then be prepared to do to satisfy you.

Meantime keep up with her quirks, she fucking eats your ass 3 times a week man!

fucked on a motorcycle driving down the freeway

>be 16 gf also 16
>hot as fuck summer
>weekend
>gf dad at collage tour with older sister
>younger sister at cheer practice
>fuck yea man gf home alone
>small town close enough to ride bike
>get to gf house, head straight up to her room
>undressed right away start fucking
>gf and me fucking like animals
>loud as fuck
>door to gf room opens
>ohshitman.jpg
>gf's young sister in door way
>cheer canceled because of heat
>younger sister turns red as shit and runs out of room
>gf gets up and goes after her
>worried as shit
>10 min later gf comes back still naked
>younger sister comes in too
>also naked
>stare at gf then at sister
>gf leads sister over to bed tells her to get on her hands and knees
>gf sits in chair and starts to masturbate
>tells me to fuck her sister
>is this happing?
>get up and slide into younger sister
>tight as fuck
>sister starts to moan getting into it also
>gf comes over
>gf gets on bed and puts her sisters face in her pussy
>cant hold it anymore
>cum into gf's sister
>sister moans as I pull out
Spent the rest of the day fucking both of them still we heard sister and dad pull in.

>>686051016
Yeah, I'll take your advice. I'm just 30 and she's 23. She'll mature.

>>686050545
>tfw girls jst say the dude has a small dick...
She still wanted you to fuck her

Made me watch this while she jacked me off. Not gonna lie, best nut of my life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKOQdcVoRys

>>686029828
Should have fucked the dog's ass while he was doing her.

When I was 19 my gf was babysitting her 12 year old sister and house sitting while parents went to a wedding out of town. Girlfriend ended up getting drunk and passing out. I let 12 year old have a cocktail, and ended up taking her virginity.

>>686051308
I've looked for porn of that for quite a while. Lucky sod. Was it good?

Last year, wife and I went to adult store. She tried on outfits with the changing door open.

Went into the cinema they had. She jerked off a dude

>>686035773
Lucky sob

>>686037669
fuck that sounds hot

>>686038348
I fantasize about this kind of thing with my GF. She's loyal and adorable and the best thing that ever happened to me, but a part of me just fights against being happy for some retarded reason. In my head I picture managing to convince her to have some gangbang with some gross older men, disliking it but doing it for my sake, and then afterwards wanting my approval. That's when I imagine telling her something autistic like "NO! IT WAS A TEST TO SEE IF YOU'D BE LOYAL TO ME, AND YOU FAILED!" and then I'd let her cry for a while before I murder her. Hmm..

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>>686051472
i was already moved on, we still sometimes talk about sex and send dirty pics back and forth of us fucking different people.
i used to make her cum like crazy, my current gf cannot orgasm, i fuckin tried everything. she takes care of me in every way possible but i can't get her to blow her top

>>686038435
lol at accidental ass to mouth

>>686051852
There are still adult cinemas in the world? Why? I would've thought internet porn drove them all out of business.

>>686051615
>yfw she got off, got up, smacked my ass, and said "vote Trump"

Oldfag here.
This was 22ish years ago

Let's call her "Diana"
Fucked me in the driver's seat of a minivan full of at least 5 of our friends. We were parked, in case you're wondering. Most likely smoking weed down the end of an undeveloped culdesac.

Same girl in McD's ballpit. We worked there together, and after closing we hit up Kiddie Land. Left the used condom for the kids to find, because I'm an asshole.

>>686029634
Lot of sex in weird places. Fingered her while my roommate was sleeping a few feet away, sex on park, sex in parking lot, and the weirdest was sex in a mental hospital, (she was in there, not me) both in her bed and the bathroom.