>>686011965
Doesn't matter what size I am. I still wouldn't have sex with your fat ass.

Nice copypasta

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>>686012391

Or in your case, take what ever dick comes your way cause there aren't many cheeky fucker who has a fetish for fugly obese betabitches like you out there

>>686011965
That's why i have simply accepted the omega male cuck lifestyle. I'm locked in chastity, and my wife fucks other men in front of me. I used to get handjobs but she stopped and now the only way I can get off is riding a dildo. I love being a cuck

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>>686011965
YOU CAN LOL EVEN HARDER.

http://bluelivesmatternyc.org/

https://www.congress.gov/bill/114th-congress/house-bill/4760/text

https://www.congress.gov/114/bills/hr4760/BILLS-114hr4760ih.pdf

# blue lives matter

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_PssZkusUQ&feature=related

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>TIME TO GO -------->404

>>686012854
You too?

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>>686011965

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do you fucktards realize tits or gtfo dehumanizes woman as if she were not human but a mere possesion, tits or gtfo STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane that you guys think this is an actual rule. You're all fucking virgin faglords, no wonder why you faggots sit at home and jerk off on /b/ all day. TITS OR GTFO IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /b/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING DEHUMANIZED!
You know as well as I, the majority of you are only misogynist and say “tits or gtfo” because it makes you feel like less of a pathetic loser and failure at life

FUCK OFF!

>>686013786
Still don't see tits

>>686011965
THE BIGGER THE CUNT.THE BIGGER THE DICK.

>>686014694
All them bitches and not one sandwich made.

Those are not U.S. outlets

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Femanon here.
I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor faggot makes one of these anti women or feminist threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and chuckle a bit.

You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.

Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit sexist now and then, I can't really complain.

After all, we do pretty much run the show.
Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, buy us houses and cars and clothes, sign prenups that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of ass.

Got a kid with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.

Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and problably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone faggot

Id say I'm above average and girls compliment it a lot and tell me how small there last bf was and how shitty the Sex was

>>686017496
Yeah, they never lie to insecure average faggots

>>686017496
Every girl says that shit my dicks barely in the average and they all say the same thing, I know my dick is little and I'm okay with that, don't lie to me also girth over length, most women complain long dicks hurt their cervix but a fat dick that is average in length will make a bitch cream

>>686015404
again, that's not an American plug

>>686015404

Heh this is an oldie but goody.

ITT: Superstale Fussili

>>686015404
Yeah holy shit thats not even an American outlet you European cuck fag

>>686011965
IK this is bait but honestly anyone who really thinks this is retarded. If you get to the point where a girl SEES your dick, unless you're abnormally small, SHE WILL STILL FUCK YOU AND COME BACK FOR MORE.

So yeah, size doesn't really matter unless you're puny.

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>>686018165
>>686018379
>>686018489
>American sandles
>American doorstop
>American table
>American pool
>American water
>American brick building
>Americans
Yes, they are americans you dumb cunts

>>686018835
No you idiot they aren't even drinking American beer/beverages

>>686018835
>Inb4 bait

Why in the fuck would murilards use europoor plugs you mongrel?

>>686013106
80% of the guys are in relantionships like this nowadays

Only blackguys are not, because their dicks dont fit in a chastity cage

>>686019047
Looks like netherlands or northern germoney to me.
I can smell that ugly klinker from miles away

>>686019062
that's obvious bait you stupid dumb cunt

>>686019273
I've cucked black guys though

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>>686019333
Phew
Good thing i used inb4

> size does matter
> please have big dick and also be tall

its objectifying and not alright if i want a girl to have a massi pair of tits though.

Is this another tumblr raid?

>>686015404
german physics students.
don't know anymore from which university but thats clearly fucking experimental physics.

>>686013786
Tits or gtfo
Jk, fat bitch, use a bag next time with your ugly ass face

>>686019720
Probably not tumblr is still recovering from the triggering and also probably too scared to come here and see their "triggers"

>>686011965

My anecdotal evidence proves otherwise.

Anyone responding to this is an idiot.
OP is master baiter
just let it die

>>686011965
You actually feel a cock inside your loose pussy?

You sound fat; and like your vagina is horrifically cavernous. Any tread left down there or is it like throwing a banana down a well at this point?

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I love being a woman. Especially in this day and age.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was having an affair. I wasn’t even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit and his inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full ownership of the house, custody of our children, $1,450 dollars a month in child support, $3,725 dollars a month in alimony and I basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face.

He whined like a little girl to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can’t afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
Clearly, we are the superior gender. And you fat, basement dwelling neckbeards are not worthy of seeing my tits.

>>686017453
Bitch, a vagina doesn't give shit. Ugly face, or if she's fat, hell naw. And kid? Fuck, if she gets a kid im outta here faster than she can say my name (wont tell her ma real name anyways). I fuck her and dumb her.

>>686014888

sandwiches were made, but that fat mccarthy bitch ate them all.

>>686020268
Wanna fuck?

>>686017453
Wanna fuck?

>>686020268

Wanna fuck?

>>686020268
Wanna fuck?

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>>686013786

>>686020268
Wanna fuck?

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>>686017453
she is right you know...

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>tfw my bf doesnt take me out to dinner as much as he should
>tfw i have to pay for some of it, because he never has enough money
>tfw he never has enough money to give me so i can buy the clothes i want
>tfw my bf doesnt shower me with gifts all the time
>tfw my bf says im not allowed to flirt with other guys
>tfw he doesnt give me massages as much as he should
>tfw he sometimes makes me to do HIS housework
>tfw he constantly tells me to get a job
>tfw he thinks i should cook for him
>tfw he has a small penis (5 inch)
>tfw he cant satisfy me
>tfw he has driven me to cheat and fuck someone else regularly

why are men so useless at everything, and generally cunts?

>>686014252
Ha ha who the fuck actually believes this shit

>>686011965
Tits or gtfo bitch

>>686014252
3oz of beef =25 g protein. 3 cups of broccoli=100 calories..... so to get the same amount of protein you'd need to eat approximately 6 cups of broccoli as 3 oz of beef

>>686017453
Confirmed gentleman

>>686020268
Tits or gtfo

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>>686013786
so funny