I Wish I had an eight inch cock

>>686008201
I wish I would be the richest person in the world

>>686008455
You are now the richest person in the world but an incurable disease kills you and your money is lost.

>>686008455
But the money you are rich with loses all value in 100 minutes

>>686008440
Camnt get hard

I wish I could freeze time

>>686008201
Mlp fans die but so does the knowledge of time travel

>>686008440
you have an 8 inch cock but to compensate you have erectile dysfunction

>>686008919
you are frozen as well

>>686008919
Atoms also freeze aka immobilized

Move time backward and forward

I Wish my words became true

You're supposed to make a wish too, dipshits, not just ruin other people's.

>>686009145
one second at a time

I wish I can control other people's minds

Wish I had a better PC or laptop

>>686009156
Your words become true, but everone else lies.
I wish this thread dies.

>>686009156
Your words become true as in they spawn in front of you in 3d

Mop fandom does out, at the same time the number of basement dwelling weaboos quadruples globably

>>686009156
only thing you can say is "I want to get raped by niggers"

I want to breathe under water

>>686009156
Your words become true but the only sentence you are ever allowed to say again is "my penis is covered in fire ants."

>>686009277
The thread dies but an exact copy is posted. I Wish Donald trump becomes president.

>>686009438
granted but you live on mars

>>686009277
but all other threads are traps porn webms of your mum

>>686008455
every person but you dies, making you technically the richest person

You can control minds but only for 12.5 seconds a day. I wish I was Jhonny Depp

>>686009520
>I Wish Donald trump becomes president.
you lose to hillary

>>686009270
>laptop
Its a mac.

>>686009247
Wish granted, you can control other people's mind, but you establish a link with these people and you feel what they feel.

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I wish I wasn't alone

>>686009520
Donald trump actually becomes president.

>>686008919
You can not unfreeze it

>>686009631
You have now become Johnny deep but he has become a wanted criminal. I wish I could meet God.

>>686009631
You are Johnny depp but you can only act in movies directed by Tim Burton
>Oh wait...

>>686009772
You're surrounded by murderers and rapists.

I wish my job didn't suck.

>>686009745
Oh damn, sex is going to feel crazy

>>686009772
You're no longer alone, but now have the company of a pack of starved lions

>>686009653
You're doing it wrong faggot

>>686009745
I wish my dick had the effect of Cupid's arrows.

>>686009858
You meet god and he damms u to hell. I wish the purge was a thing.

>>686009906
Your job doesn't suck but you don't get paid at all and have no income whatsoever
I wish I could play any instrument in the world

>>686009520
He does.
But he chooses hillary as his running mate and he dies of mysterious causes a Month in office

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>>686009438
> can breath under water
cant swim

>>686009906
Your job becomes the most fun workplace on earth but you're fired the next day. I wish I was an Oscar Myer wiener.

>>686009772
You are no longer alone. Because you now share a single bedroom apartment with 6 niggers.

>>686010012
They literally shoot arrows and chase internal bleeding and tearage every time you use it.

>>686009906
Your job is awesome, but you're foreveralone.iso

I wish I'm 3 inches taller

>>686010012
Every time you use it, they fall in love, but like real arrows... they kill your partner.

I wish humanity suddenly became a type 2 civilization.

>>686009906
Your job doesn't suck anymore, but instead it blows.
I wish I was the most attractive human being alive.

I wish for that the idea of killing myself no longer being my happy place

I wish I was decent at math.

>>686010012
No girl will ever become close anyways this is alredy corrupted

>>686009438
You can no longer breathe out of water.

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I wish I could die.

>>686010224
You are a literal genius at math... you just have short term memory loss. You do the same equation over and over and over.

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I wish that I was fucking Kelly Ripa.

>>686010224
You're a genius in mathematics but are unable to convey any of your ideas

>>686010375
you can, and do so instantly

I wish i could shapeshift

Be kind plox

>>686009782
kek

>>686010478
You can only shapeshift into a bucket of water.

>>686010219
You are. But now you are totally autistic and have no social skills.

>>686010478
the only shapes you could change into are different sized anal beads

>>686010478
You can now makeshift, but only into penises. I wish I had X-Ray vision.

>>686010435
You are now Kelly Ripa

I wish I could rewind time by 30 seconds at will to rectify mistakes

>>686010219
Nobody will consider you as a partner because they think you're too far above their level and shirk away from your advances.

I wish my family wasn't broken.

>>686010220
Holly fuck man.
granted, now being a father becomes your happy place but you can never become one.

>>686010478
You can only shapeshift into a dragon dildo.

I wish I were an omnipotent being.

>>686010692
you can only see underneath people's skins

I wish I can sing

>>686010435
Wish you WERE fucking Kelly Ripa you colossal faggot.

>>686010792
You are now omnipotent and also impotent

I wish I could read women's minds

>>686010792
You are now omnipotent but it drives you mad and you commit suicide. I wish I had a pet rock.

>>686010718
>the family ain't broken anymore, but you're all retarded when you speak to each other

I wish I could finish all of my projects

>>686010435
She gives you multiple STDs.

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>>686010686
Hey thats pretty good thanks

i wish to be lucky

I wish she loved me back

>>686010478
You can shapeshift into anything you want, but never the same thing more than once, including yourself.

>>686010077
then I wander around underwater, I'll be the best underwater welder

>>686011095
she's now your wifu, but her dick is too big to fit in your ass

>I wish I could walk through walls and be invisible

>>686010220
Wish granted, your happy place is now the bottom of the next bottle of liquor.

I wish I could pull anything off a screen In to real life.

>>686010435
You are fucking Kelly ripa, but it's because you broke into her home and raped her so you end up in jail for the rest of your life.

>>686010709
You can now go back in time to rectify past mistakes, but doing so will affect the future in a negative way.

I wish I was a really good guitar player.

i wish i can talk too fruit whenever i want too but silence them when i don't like it

>>686011332
Wish granted but it either away in five minutes. I wish I was a dragon.

>>686010957
You can read women's minds, so the govt kidnaps you and dissects your brain.

>>686010987
The pet rock comes to life and crushes you in your sleep and has sex with your lifeless body.

>>686011414
you are now a really good guitar player, but you no longer have hands.

i wish i was a cool guy

>>686008201
fuck a group of traps (not bear traps or some shit i already know where someone wants to take this)

>>686011327
You are invisible for everyone and forever.

>>686011508
You are now a dragon, but you have no wings or legs.

I wish I was king of England

>>686011414
You now play guitar like the gods, but you're massively retarded and obese

>I wish my consciousness could travel through the internet

>>686011508
You are a dragon, but you are now a dragon in the time of the dinosaurs (meaning that there are other dinosaurs, possibly stronger than you, that can kill you)

>>686011332
Wish granted, however you can only pull the things desired from the screen through your sphincter.

I wish that /b/ would get rid of traps for good.

>>686010028
purge is real
youre grounded
i wish my girl was a milf

>>686011327
You randomly fall through chairs you're sitting in.

>>686011463
the fruit whispers to you whilst you sleep in a bid to slowly drive you mad

>>686011463
You can talk to fruit, but they don't talk back.

I wish I was the best football player in the world

>>686011233
She loves you deeply, but dies in a car crash.

I wish the new Assasins Creed movie would be good.

>>686011622
For every trap you fuck your cock shrinks by 2mm

I wish I could transform my hands into weapons of any kind

>>686011752
/b/ gets rid of traps for good, but the volume of cuck threads triples.

>>686011260
Done, but you lake the imagination to be anything but your current form.

I wish, had the courage to act when in doubt or uncertain

>>686011732
>but you're massively retarded and obese
Put some fucking effort into it, this is just stupid.

>>686011752
/b/ is free of traps, but all the trap dicks starts to grow out of your pores

>>686011752
trap treads are now gone forever, but in their place there are only banana threads

i wish to die

>>686011732
And now you can, but it can only travel through /b/

I wish I was in heaven.

>>686011752
/b/ gets rid of traps, but then every time you think a "girl" is interested in you, it's a trap

>>686011980
But you could only male the wrong choice

>>686011980
That was a corruption, not a wish you fucking moron.

>>686011936
Always dull blades, rubbery and flexible blunt objects, and guns with no ammo that can't be loaded.
I wish /b/ started getting better again. Not that it was good, but it was at the very least not as shitty and had less shit.

>>686012074
But heaven doesnt exist

>>686010718
Your family reunite and are happy together, but realise you were the problem and disown you.

I wish I could talk to animals.

>>686011601
you are now a cool guy..... but can never feel heat thus always cold.

>>686012063
youre dead
>have to listen to nickleback for eternity
i wish i was futa

I wish I wasn't such a pathetic beta cuck.

>>686012074
you are, but heaven is a place on earth

I wish I could clone anyone

>>686010692
Your vision works exactly as an x-ray does and you will enormous amounts of radiation.
I wish I knew what love felt like

>>686012323
But they are all hostike towards you

>>686012229
/b/ gets better, but becomes laden with Tumblr and Reddit cancer, and is no longer anonymous.

>>686012288
The Double Dubs of truth

>>686011884
Wish granted, but you are a women and no one care about your games or victories ever.

I have no wishes.

>>686012397
Ok, But you're black

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i wish to be lucky

>>686012409
But everytime you do that you get smaller until you die

>>686012621
Nor will you ever be creative again

I wish for 31 dragon dildos

>>686012323

You can now talk to animals, but people think you're insane (obviously) and you are locked up in an asylum screaming at the roaches in your padded cell.

>>686012533
That isn't getting better.
It's getting worse.

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>>686011332
Your screen is stuck forever on gay nigger porn.

I wish I could telephone at will.

>>686012737
They're all magenta, long, and rubbery. Good for swordfight homophobes, though.
I wish for fish.

>>686012657
Everytime you win something you lose another one as important

I wish for the powers of a super saiyan.

>>686012657
You're a dog named Lucky.

I wish I had Chinese food

>>686012657
You are the luckiest person in the planet, you win the Lottery, and every other quiz, however the CIA think that you are a time traveler taking you in and gunning you down. I wish to have girls for days.

>>686012409
You can clone anyone you wish but they are invincible and always want to kill you

I wish that I could rape anyone I wanted

>>686012409
Granted, but everyone is already a clone of you.

I wish I was dat boi

>>686012922
But you become completely harmless while you use them

>>686009156
with turret syndrome

>>686011406
It would be worth it.

>>686012922
Done, but you can only use them to buy large amounts of dildos publicly. If someone tries to rob a Dildo store, I guess you could do something, though.
I wish for a hamster wheel my size I can use as a mode of transportation.

>>686012737
you get 32 instead

I wish my dick taste like baby food

>>686010136
But all the girls don't fall in love with you
I wish I was a nigger

>>686012737
They are made for dragons, not necessarily in the shape of dragon penises.
On the bright side, you might be able to build Donghenge, but they sure as hell aren't going in your ass.
I wish for my engineering degree to be completed.

>>686012972
But they are already dead

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I wish i could wish my wish without having any twist added to it.

>>686009247
You can control other peoples minds, but not your own.

I wish I was rich.

>>686012998
you could, but you always get them pregnant and have to pay child support

>>686013163

You are now a nigger

>>686013098
grated oh shit waddup
i wish i was a girl

>>686012972
Your wife gives birth to a pair of twin girls. They all die in a car accident within a week.

I wish I was a movie star

>>686013163
But you become black

>>686013163
But you are a fat negress with AIDS

>>686013098

O shit waddup

But you're overused by normies and niggers

>>686012972
You become nocturnal and the girls decide to just rob you because they're only there when you sleep.
I wish for the power to play LET IT GO full blast looping with my mind. I can hold up banks with that shit.

>>686013245
Sheeeiiit

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>>686009156
your words become true but you have tourettes syndrome

i wish I was an 18year old female qt 3.14

>>686013140
But you will develope an extreme fetish to fuck infants.

I wish to be happy when I'm old.

>>686013216
Granted, you are now the richest man in the sub-saharan negro village you suddenly find yourself in.

>>686009520
Donald trump becomes president. Two years later nuclear war has wiped out mankind, All that remains are the mighty roaches.

>>686013182
But you become unable to find any job

>>686012380
your a futa but you have a small dick and small almost flat tits

>>686012170
thank you sir, may I have another

>>686013189
You only get one wish. You just fixed a wish you can never make. Dumbass.

>>686013392
But you get to be my sexslave

>>686012972
Granted, but you are friend-zoned and must listen to them complain about how Chad insists on fucking them roughly all day, but they finally admit to liking it.

>>686013182
No employers will care about it when you're looking for a job.
I wish I could actually crawl inside of someone's skin.

>>686013393
>But you will develope an extreme fetish to fuck infants.

a bit redundant tho

>>686013253
You are a movie star. An adult film star, to be precise. Your specialty is gay scat.

I wish I could kill anybody I choose,, any time, with a single thought.

>>686013393
But you will be alone for the rest of your life

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I wish I could've held the door.

>>686010068
You can play every instrument but never improve on skill

I wish i could go invisibile holding my breath

>>686013189
your wish is granted... too bad you only had one wish

i wish i was edgey

>>686013621
It'll be literally and very gruesome and slimey. You'll have to skin that person alive and live with the guilt of having killed a person.

I want to be able to take any size of dick up my ass.

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>>686013729
you can but you have no eyes
or ears
or mouth
or nose
or arms
or legs
i wish russia would go to hell

>>686010212
Humanity constructs a Dyson sphere around the sun, but the sun turns into red giant.

I wish I had a single french fry.

>>686013729
You kill everyone that you think about even in the slightest degree.

>>686013729
Granted, but you can't control it. Whenever you think of somebody, that person dies instantly.

I wish I had a ground-breaking scientific discovery.

>>686013849
Your own dick is torn off and stuck in there.

>>686013897
Russia takes you with it

I wish I was a sexy girl with a nice ass and big tits

>>686013849
You can, but the dick has to be attached to a 20 ft mutant banana slug with your dead mother's face sewn onto it

>>686013936
You have one.
But it drops everytime you attempt to eat it.

I wish life was a video game

>>686010200
You' re 3 inches taller but your Dick is 3 inches shorter

>>686013936
You get the most burnt brown fry with no potatoe left.
>I wish I could speak my mind instead of bottling it up.

>>686013827
You can be invisible while holding your breath, but everyone notices all of your flaws and mistakes while visible.
I wish for world peace

>>686014029
even better

The ability to get any post number at will, and grant trips and quads to any other poster in the thread.

>>686010068
Wish granted. You can play any instrument in the world, just really really badly.

I wish I could travel through any dimension I please.

>>686014084
wow.

>>686014031

Granted. But you live in Saudi

>>686014110
dark souls

>>686014133
the world has peace but no food or water

>>686014190
But your entire life is now 4chan

>>686013974
Your discovery inexplicably gives you and everyone you care about stage 4 lung cancer

>>686014110
>you are the character that always dies first.

>>686014031
with a gender identity issue

>>686014110
granted but you can't win!

>>686013974
granted, but you have to pay for the new floor

i wish i was a wwe wrastler

>>686014133
But that way you never get to see uncle trump president

>>686014031
You are raped by niggers all day errday.
Also you're used in vivisection films.
I wish Nathan from school would shut the fuck up and stop making fun of my deviant art account.

I wish to be the little girl

>>686014255
it already is