>Be me
>almost dead
>reaper is about to finish me off
>all of a sudden hear a voice
>"Heros never die!"
>come back to life and kill reaper
>play of the game

Tried to kill myself on december 24th, took about a 100+ pills, woke up 2 days later on the ICU in the nearby hospital and I was transferred to the the mental hospital part of the same hospital.

Was there for 3 and a half months and it wasn't that bad. Still pretty suicidal but there were pretty hot grills.

Overall i would rate it a 7/10.

>>686008724
What are you some kind of faggot? Only girls try to go out in a pussy way like that!

>>686008724
Wtf dude you want to kill your self like it's no big deal, but than say oh well there was some pretty hot girls tho. Get your priorities straight you faggot

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I planned my suicide for a little while, just a little mental fantasy in my head. when I got really sad I would flesh out some of the details to make it more attainable. There was a timeframe of about 1 year from where I was currently at. If things deteriorated from where I was at 1 year from now, I would do it.

Now I'm at a better place and glad I only worked incrementally toward a decision instead of just offing myself.

hung myself, all i remember is falling, like i was falling forever and i was terrified of hitting the ground... woke up in the ambulance on the way to the hospital

>>686008724
>Still pretty suicidal

what

And what "pills" did you take?

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A+E doctor here, overdose and attempted suicide is about 10% of what we see. Mostly spoiled little shits who don't know how good they have it. Pisses me right off.

>>686009440
Like a dream?

>>686009529
how many die of kidney/liver failure later on?

>>686009529
Give us some good stories I need a laugh

>>686009317
Kill yourself, attention whore.

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I tried to kill myself with benzos and roxy. I got tired as fuck, passed out and woke up covered in puke about 3 hours later. never went to the hospital or anything, for the next three days it felt like my insides were literally going to explode. I'll probably die in a few years because of that. I never saw a white light or anything special, just liver damage and dope sickness out the ass

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>>686009895
very few. god knows why so many people pick paracetamol to overdose on, shitty way to go. Generally most take nowhere near enough or do but ring an ambulance straight away. Treatment is reliable.

>>686009669
yah, like a dream, but i was aware of what i'd done, i knew i had hanged myself, but no sensation of the rope, no choking, no pain... just falling.

like i stepped off the chair into a black hole or something

first world problems
you fucking retards

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>>686010067
Best story I ever heard from a patient was this. Guy comes in back when I was working on surgery. In for his kidney out cos it was fucked. He's in prison. Tells me about how while he's been in he's had his appendix out, leg amputated and now having a kidney out.

Guards won't stop taking the piss saying he's escaping one bit at a time.

>>686010402
depression is not a "first world problem" anon

>>686010838
>he's escaping one bit at a time
Fucking lol.

ya got any more?

>>686008397
This is really sad man. With all the anger on /b/ I often wonder if any of you actually care about each other. Hate the world if you must, not each other.

>>686007237
I technically died 7 months ago.

I developed a fucked stomach due to excessive drinking which resulted in me not being able to keep down food or water.
I vomited almost directly after a meal or even a glass of water.
Incredibly I was still alive without being able to hold down water for almost 12 days. I guess I was able to hold it own for enough minutes for the body absorb enough to keep me alive for that long.
Anyway, I vomited 10-15 times a day and as I've learned since, potassium is used by the body to create stomach acids, and since I vomited so much, the body used up all potassium which left me depleted. Without potassium the body starts to shut down and the heart wont work as it should.

To make a long story short, on day 12 I used my very last strength to call an ambulance. They picked me up and on the way to the hospital my heart gave out for almost 6 minutes.

No bright light, no burning pits, no flying spaghetti monsters and no large reptilian birds.
There's just nothing. Just a darkness. It's exactly like before you were born.

No god, no devil.

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>>686011375
Loads mate, a lot of it is 'you have to be there' shit. What sort of stories you looking for?

>>686007237
I was a wreck after 9/11, was at ground zero and not all of my colleagues made it out. Moved away from NYC shortly after but suffered constant nightmares, went into a pretty deep depression, wasn't sleeping more than a few hours a night, etc. After about 6 months of that shit I was fed up and wigged out, put down whatever booze I was constantly drinking too much of, grabbed my pistol, and headed out the door to take a last, long walk.

But my wife had been paying close attention, and she tackled me at the door. She fought me for the gun, and as I was more than a few drinks in but still not willing to literally FIGHT her for it - she easily took it from me. I'd be dead for sure now if she hadn't.

Long story short, I got some help, mainly in the form of sleep aids. After I was able to get some actual restful sleep I got my shit together, quit being a drunken bum, and sucked it up.

I still get the sad sometimes, and will probably always have the nightmares - but whattya gonna do. People still count on me, so I keep driving on, take something for sleep if I go too many nights without, and just keep sucking it up. :-/

>>686012094
Holy shit. Why didn't you go to the hospital before that if you were vomiting for days?

>>686009441
Yep.

And had xanax, oxazepam, seroxat, Quetiapine, pretty much everything we had in the cabinet, a couple more but can't remember em all.

>>686009212

>no big deal

Because it isn't, my life and I should do with it what I want. Not looking for sympathy. OP asked for stpries and I deliverd.

>>686007237
I was in two situations. One was a car accident we flipped and rolled for 100 yards down hill a tree came through my window almost puncturing my ribs. The other time I overdosed and had someone give me CPR for twenty minutes apparently they were calling for an ambulance when I waltzed out onto the fire escape asking for a cigarette when she told me the story. My chest hurt was what I told her. She killed two people doing what she did to me. I'm lucky I guess.

>>686008724
pretty much same here

except i was in coma for 6 days

spent nearly 4 months in mental hospital was pretty chill

>>686013908
Yeah the hospital isnt all that bad as movies and whatnot make it seem, sure it wasn't the a place where the most severe cases were but not bad at all.

i actually bled out when I tried and was legally dead for several minutes before I was resuscitated. Nothing. There was literally nothing after I lost consciousness. This life is literally all there is.

>>686014162
yeah, also i was in the same wing with eating disorder girls, so a lot of hot grills as you said, could play alias and cards at evening and stuff, tbh would visit again

>>686013468
I'm not entirely sure. I've been asked that a lot from family members and doctors. I just don't like hospitals and somehow I wasn't too bothered about dying. I was pretty depressed and not having to do it myself was pretty attractive.
It wasn't a very pleasant way to die tho. It's not like slitting your wrists or swallowing pills. Both are pretty pain free in comparison. The difference is that you're not directly doing it yourself, and that's way easier than swallowing those pills or cutting up your wrists.

>>686012164
Any funny shit, post some dope stories if you have them

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>>686007237
What's there to try, you wither do or you don't. Closest I have come is a gun to my head, but didn't pull the trigger, still not sure why I pussied out.

>>686013223
Keep on truckin /b/ro

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>>686007237

>>686007237
Sauce.

>>686013468
>>686014942

As a side note. On day 9 I knew I was dying and for the next three days I was switching from accepting my fate to struggling to pick up the phone.
The experience has made me a more confident, happier person. I do not want to die, I ultimately learned that. I now have goals and I'm actively working towards them.

It's a shame I almost had to die in order to change my ways though.

>>686008994
How do you suggest going out then?

>>686015469
Oh shit gudbye

http://r.advantech.com/9a

>>686007237
>attempt suicide
>fail
Kek, must be mega autism

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>>686015045
Ha fair enough,
This one's not bad. Back on the same surgical rotation there was this little old lady came in. Poor woman hadn't had a shit for 10 days. Now I'm sure you can imagine whats going on in there after ten days. Like the sort of shit kim jong il is trying weaponise. Well one of the junior docs asked me to come chaperone when he did a rectal finger exam to see if she was constipated (pro tip: not shat for ten days, probably constipated)

So this poor lad get this lady on her side and bobs down to arse level on his knees. Sticks his finger inside and gets hit full force by a genuine torrent of shit. Never seen anything like it. Man looked like fucking arnie at the end of predator.

Do not do rectal exams at arse height, ever.

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Thinking about suicide is mental weakness and for suicide bombers. Stop being fagets and realise how good you have it...

>>686007850
Mercy, you beautiful bitch.

>>686007237

Sauce OP

>>686014197
More?
How did you survive?

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>>686009212
You've never been suicidal have you?

>>686009317
DO IT, fucking failure, promise and then don't do it...

>>686008397
Damn...

>>686016172
Kek that was a good one thanks

This guy in town killed himself by tying a rope around his neck then to a telephone pole. He got in his car and hit the gas. Took his head clean off. Have pics somewhere if yall are interested

>>686016940
yes please

>>686014197
>bled out
>resuscitated

kek
There is no life after you have lost your blood.

Are you a vampire?

>>686016172
You seem pretty enthusiastic over a shitty job

more, sir

>>686017115
Ok let me find them

>>686015469
oh shit gudbye

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>>686009529
Tfw you're an A&E doctor but still don't realise that mental disorders have very few links to your (social) position in life and are likely the result of differences in genes and neurotransmitters.

>>686017451
This

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>>686017440
Pretty fucked up way to go. But oc gore/rekt shit

>>686017440
Damn that shit nasty

>Me
>6th grade after school program
>Teacher calls me over and tells me about how I'm a fucking failure and will never amount to shit
>Feels Rekt
>Grab scissors when no one's looking
>Walk into class next door
>Put scissors to my chest
>Other students see me and talk my pussy ass out of it

>Known henceforth as the weird kid who tried to kill himself with a pair of scissors in middle school

>>686017637
Jesus dude that's horrible
Do you still have nightmares?

>>686017637
Did he recover?

>>686017637
Would make blowjobs easier, could just carry it around with you. Should've kept it anon

>>686009529
Tfw you are the reason people don't like or trust doctors any more

Edgy doctors are the worst man.

>Goes in to caring profession, is myopic cunt

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>>686019483
Le edge

>>686010352
Those who do die, die slowly and in agony as their insides hemorrhage and their kidneys fail, however.

Wasnt there. Cop friends show me nasty shit all the time

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>>686019827
tfw you don't realize that doctors are human.

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>>686020044
Tfw you assume all humans are as uncaring, jaded and hateful as yourself

>I've been a paediatrician for 8 years now in october

Then again I guess there is a reason I don't like most of my coworkers.

>>686015874

What's really a shame is nobody will learn from your story. People who want to kill themselves will still want to. It's weird how people can't appreciate an experience like that vicariously. We all have to hit the wall and decide what to do about it on our own.

>>686020523
>you assume all humans are as uncaring, jaded and hateful as yourself
>Then again I guess there is a reason I don't like most of my coworkers.

No, you're not at all like me. You don't strike me as uncaring...

>>686021047
Fair enough.

I was simply explaining that in my opinion there's no room for people like you in our profession, and that you are one of the many cancers eating away at the quality of medical care in the modern age.

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>>686016172
Like this?

>>686014466
yep, same here

>>686021366
Pediatrician = touching little kids. You seriously think that shit is okay? LMFAOOOOO. You really suck balls. Nothing personal, kid.

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>>686021585

>>686020594
Yeah, it's a shame because in my experience it's the ultimate cure. I had been suffering from severe depression for almost 16 years and had been in and out of mental hospitals for more than 10. All it took me to switch paths and actually do something about my situation was to die. Sounds easy enough.

>>686021585
Alright go ahead and let your kids get cancer asshat

>>686007237
i survived 41 sleeping and 35 pain relief pill overdose. saw nothing. freaked out. went to work still did 2 hours of work. way better than coworkers at that. still hate the very existence of mankind.

>>686019242
yes

>>686010353
Were you scared?

Yea killed a few people

>>686021825
Fuck you you bitch pedofile suporter. Drink my rectal juices

>>686021864
>41 sleeping and 35 pain relief pill overdose

This is a retarded statement.
You do realize that there is a huge difference between substances that do essentially the same thing?
You could probably take 35 ibuprofens and survive but if you took 35 oxycodone or morphine you might die.
Same thing with sleeping pills.

>>686022124
See how you feel when one of your future spawn starts malfunctioning.

If any woman ever deigns to accept your genetic information.

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>>686007237

FUCKING SAUCE