4,164 must be the answer

>>685993795
Any interviews?

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>>685993977
dubs must be right. Thank you, this was more than what I was expecting to get on here.

>>685994120
negative
although I had a couple for Apple, but that was because I had a friend refer me.

Key is, dont be an autismo

>>685994204
...does your resume suck?

you have to be consistent. check everywhere. call around. do leg work. Unless you live in a shit area with no real prospects.

networking is good too. maybe check out some local meet and greets in your general field of interest and get your name out there.

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>>685993795
What college is your degree from?

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>>685994406
thanks, i know i have to network more.

>>685994313
my resume is pretty good, 2 pages long and I had it looked over by the teacher head of careers at my college. Even had a professional at Monster look at it. Job market is just trash. Might as well move to Colorado at this point to be honest.

>>685994614
cuyahoga community college

>>685993795
If you chose the right dick, then one dick is enough. It's more a question of how often you have to suck it...

I graduated as a mechanical engineer, took me 6 months to finally find a job. Just make sure you send out at least 10 resumes every single day and you'll find one eventually.

>>685994769
............
And you're surprised that nobody takes it seriously? You'd be better off just doing a coding bootcamp.

>>685994718
If you're an IT developer, why don't you try to start up something? Also if you don't already have a Linkedin account - get one

>>685993795
Call center.

>>685994718
Resumed should never be longer than a single page. Especially if you've just graduated you have no significant experience to brag about. If they're interested in the top 3 projects you've done ten they'll reach out and then you can tell them about the rest of your experience.

>>685994769
Lol an associates doesn't make you a college graduate.

>>685994826
>>685994914
I'll probably an hero by the end of summer. It's been 2 years already.

I couldnt even graduate college before I bad at least three full time offers.

Let me guess. You're GPA is higher than 2.75 but less than 3.5. as in trash. You don't have internships in your field, your experience is trash. You must not have a good personality or look like shit. And why would a person who is unemployed have a 2 page resume? Probably all fluff so also trash.

>>685993795
I hate faggots like you that bitch and moan that they can't find a job.

Yes you can, dickhole. Lower your expectations. A shitty job is better than no job. And while you work the shitty job, keep sending out applications.

Just because the world doesn't throw you shit for free, you come crying to /b/. Fuck off and learn how the world works.

>>685993795
Let's see some of your code

>>685993795
I'm a manager at a midsized tech company. What is your degree in. Might hire you if you sign contract to blow me everyday during lunch. You will do it hidden under my desk but you must wear stockings and red lipstick

>>685995313

Go back to college and don't pick a major you like. Just ask and find out what majors have the highest number of internships in your market. Dumbass

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>>685993795
You can't have a job. They've all been reserved for the oppressed classes.

get charisma or some balls..

>>685993795
Why do you need a job? This earth is plentiful and you don't need a job to live.
If you want a job, go and get a job. You don't need a college degree to do that.

>>685995755
I already have a shitty job but it doesn't pay the bills. I actually want to contribute back to society and live out on my own without struggling to even buy fucking food. At this point I don't know how much more effort I have to exert to get some results of any kind.

>>685993795

What certifications do you hold? A degree means nothing if you cannot easily show proof of your specific abilities.

just get a job. dose not matter what it is. it looks alot better if you are not unemployed. if you get a job in a company white a good name even if you dig view fore them. a friend of mine pulled this one "I work fore in the oil business, i work for shell." in reality he worked fore there gas station.

>>685993795
>white male
well there's your problem. Try telling people you're part hispanic or something.

>>685993795
You have a college degree in computing
make a profile on github and just start making shit and posting on there
get an indeed, start going to hackathons
and network, network, network man

A LOT of dick. There are no longer any good jobs in the US. Its all fast food and service industry shit. I weep for us.

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>>685996654
>Thinking his race has more to do with this than his from "cuyahoga community college"

My girlfriend sucks off her boss pretty much whenever she's told, for days off and free lunch lol

OP the fact that people here are asking about your degree and what skills you have is your issue. If we don't know based on your posts, I doubt the recruiters do either. Do you just have an associate's degree?

>>685993795
>>white male
That explains your problem, you don't have h1 visa. But if you suck good I can get you a job in Oakland starting 85/yr with my company.

>>685996743
on top of that, im assuming you've got a BA, ba's don't mean shit anymore in the technology field. It's ideas they want since everyone is already jumping on the coding band wagon. If you want to get a good job based solely on your degree, go get your masters

>>685995755
Thank you.

This needed to be said.

Another entitled cunt that thinks the world owes him because he went to school and has a "sweet resume, bro"

Pay your dues, nigger... like the rest of us had to.

>>685996898
it's a computer networking software degree.

PROFESSIONAL SUMMARY
Information Technology professional with a strong foundation in documentation processing and problem solving. Determined, experienced and knowledgeable expert known for taking initiative, continuously learning and exceeding expectations when given challenges and deadlines.

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You would probably make more money and quicker just sucking dick tbh

You will be fucked over in so many ways and not even realize it while searching for work

>>685997262

Experience in the field?

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>>685993795
>Spent months perfecting resume
If you need that amount of time for one single page of basic info there is no real mystery why no-one is hiring you.

>>685997262
Yeah but associates? Bachelor's? Itt tech?

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>>685997181
>Pay your dues

apparently that means nothing in today's world. It's about sucking dicks or sheer luck.

>>685997430
i help people with their computers on the side as a private practice.

I'm an ohiofag too

My advice, apply for jobs even if they aren't in your field

I'm a mechanical engineer but I'm about to get a job that pays slightly more a year as a manager for a marketing firm with no previous experience in the field. If you weren't hired straight out of college you will only get a job that's needed, hell getting a job setting up cable pays 60k+ a year and requires no previous experience and there's always a company hiring

>>685996893
Lol cuck

The number of dicks you must suck is the inverse of how many years you go through higher schooling.

>>685997262
You're not a "Professional" if you don't have a job. It's not your profession if literally nobody will employ you.

Sounds like you don't have very much experience from what you've said.

"expert"? you went to a community college, not MIT.

Change this shit. It sounds like something you found on a sample resume you googled. You only forgot to add "My biggest weakness is I work to hard"

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>>685997488
associates, I could only afford to go to community college.

>>685997600

Then you have a hobby.

Get an entry level job like everyone else... why do you think you're exempt because of a degree?

>>685997455
This. Checked for truth!

>>685997749
Yeah that's not enough to get you a real job as net admin bucko. Try applying for help desk jobs. I'd take Oakland guy's offer

is this a get thread

>>685996888
fuck of kike - nobody is buying your shills today

>>685997747
Lol, agreed.

Also, he's never worked in the field, so how is he making the claims he makes about his competency?
OP reeks of entitlement

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>>685997960
i've been applying for help desks. I'm just trying to find ANY JOB that is remotely related to my field. I just want something that involves using a computer or working with some sort of tech. I'm far from picky at this point, but the fact that these basic places like Microcenter or BestBuy won't even contact me back is annoying as fuck man.

>>685994222
Trips never lie

>>685997181
>Pay your dues
>work for free or not at all

another Moshe chimes in

>Spent months perfecting resume
If you need that amount of time for one single page of basic info there is no real mystery why no-one is hiring you.

>>685993795
Take out the necessary loans to get a BS or start some sort of an internship.

Obviously what you're trying to do is obviously not enough for what you're trying to do

>>685998211
Catch 22 of the tech life. Probably better off spamming small businesses for jobs till you have enough real experience.

>>685993795
You have to tailor your resume for each job you apply for. Make it more suited for the specifics of each, focusing on experience and skills sets rather than personal characteristics and buzz words.

If possible have a refrence or two listed on bottom , previous teachers or some such.

I have had about 8 jobs in my lifetime, starting from my first job at a Walgreens to office manager for AMD to sales and service provider for a large corporation.

I have no college experience, but I interview well and always make myself and resume out to be perfect for this specific job, not pretend I can do any job and a jack of all trades. They generally don't want someone that has too many unrelated skills or experience.

I am 25 and have worked in 4 states as I have travelled and enjoyed life thus far, I only make about 60k , but with my wife's income we have a decent life.

If you are really having trouble, try relocating or applying to jobs in cities you might want to relocate to..

Oh yes, also don't be an autismo

OP, at least you have a degree. :(

>>685998211
You need your A+ for those jobs. Gotta be hw certified

Start a porn website

>>685998510
thanks. I may have to move soon.

>>685998211
get a job at a hospital. The IT guys there usually suck and don't have any better credentials. but... 99 percent of their work is installing components the admins don't want idiot doctors or nurses doing, or resetting passwords for the above who always lock themselves out of the system. The jobs aren't usually advertised widely (or at all) and it gets your foot in the door. A CC level degree is just going to be tech support for people with real jobs.

>>685998283
Free? Not at all.... nigger, you need to accept you work help desk before you become the network admin (or whatever your specific IT specialty is).

I think your community college might have set some unrealistic expectations for you.

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>>685999177

This guy gets it.

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>>685999199
JESUS FUCK, do you not understand that the kind of job I'm trying to find?? I help desk job, no matter what the company would be a fucking godsend right now. I know I would never have a chance at getting an Admin job, but just something that involves computers or some fucking technology, fucks sakes!

>>685997749
>>685998211
>>685999641

>Posting gore
>Raging at people trying to offer legit advice

I wonder why nobody wants to hire such a socially well-adjusted person.

>>685999641
You could rob people

Paramedic. Zero percent unemployment in my state in my profession, though the pay needs to be better. I can walk to and from any job I want and the hiring process is mostly a formality to keep the Department of Labor happy. Feels good man.

>>685999641

If you have any sort of degree and can't get a help desk job, which loads of people with NO DEGREE can get, then what's the obvious answer?

You are the problem.

Either your resume isn't as stellar as you think it is, or you have an incredibly off putting personality or your approach when you apply is terrible.

But no, go on, keep think that everyone else is crazy.

>>685997262
Your summary is a bunch of buzzwords. It doesn't give me any info on your background or career goals.

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>>685999934
I have a gun, but I think I'll just use it for something else.

>>685999899
fuck this thread and the insane amount of dubs.

CUNTS COCKS AND ASSHOLES!!!

>>685999641
How much time have you spent on your resume? Is it even any good? You aren't going to get an admin job til you work on getting more experience

>>686000211
I think your reactions to people are probably an insight into why you can't get a job.

>>685994769
Move out of Ohio OP. I'm a sysadmin who got laid off and couldn't find shit in Ohio. Moved to California and now shit is $$

>>686000348
"months" apparently.

>>685997636
Lol say what you think, but she works hard

>>686000493
Dude, you're dating a prostitute.

>>686000807
It's all in good fun, the free stuff I just a bonus for her

Op I think you need to just post your resume

>>686000935
Getting stuff for sexual favors is called prostitution

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>>685999177
My GF works as an MA at the local hospital. Always mention openings to me for the front desk and IT night desk. Don't have degree in it but I could get the job in heartbeat. I don't take it because driving a fork-truck in a warehouse that doesn't even require a GED pays better than IT. Hell if you are that hard up just apply for a job at an Amazon fulfillment center. Might have to move or something, but they are always hiring around here.

>>686001114
It's kind of different though if she'd do it even with out the stuff isn't it? Like she sucks his cock because she's a slut, and then she happens to get free stuff

Talk to as many recruiters as you can. Get used to the idea of contract work, and research the hell out of every company you get an interview with.

Jobs don't necessarily go to the most qualified person, you have to prove you can learn quickly and mesh with the guys so don't come across as a dick in your interview.
And WEAR A SUIT to your interview.

>>686001114
She's a hot little slut too

>>686001427
>Like she sucks his cock because she's a slut, and then she happens to get free stuff
Slightly worse, anon

May you two live happily ever after

>>685994769
Lol that money would have been better spent on McDonald's

>>685996340
Contribute eh,

>join the mobile infantry m8

>>685996893
>poor fags detected, also cuck
Nigger suspected

Did someone tell you that going to college qualifies you for a job? Because as far as I know college grads in America all work in the food industry

>>685994421
indeed trips faggot

>>686000401
In Columbus, OH working as a software dev and I get 3 - 5 calls/week offering positions for contract work...

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>>686002447
This is her lol

>>686002477
You know nothing John Snow. Plenty of college grads get jobs, just not ones who go to "cuyahoga community college"

>>686002682
Comic book and fantasy posters, skyrim map, and she sucks cock?

You did alright, even if she is a hoe.

>>686002682
>>686002982
And a Bernie placard! Didn't notice at first.

Would anal.

>>686003115
Agreed, chick is hot as fuck

>>685993795
>Be me
>have felony on record
>no college
>have job that supports me wife and 2 children
>No need to suck dicks

>have a degree in chemistry
>economy sucks dick now here since my whole city revolves around oil and it's coming in cheap from durkadurkastan.
>no jobs in my field now.
>apply for kitchen jobs since I was working as a cook to pay for school (old job shut down a few months ago)
>restaurant owners think I'm too qualified to work for them

>>686002982
And look at the bitch's hips goddamn

>>686004079
Don't put your degree on your resume. They aren't hiring you because they know you're gonna dip the second you find a real job.

>>686004079
>Keeping your chemistry degree on your resume when applying for jobs at a kitchen.

You may have a degree, but you're actually an idiot.

>>686004559
That leaves a gap from Janurary to present where I did nothing.

>>686004844
So you're keeping on a degree that you KNOW is losing you opportunities because your over qualified because you think you MIGHT lose opportunities for having a 5 month gap?

>>686003115
Wanna see the ass?;)

>>686005381
Very much so.

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>>686005732
Delicious. Any more?

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>>686005961
You like?

>>686006075
I do. Would devour that ass.

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>>686006234
She's a good little slut

>>686006581
Like being choked?

>>685995250
All of this.

You're green. Nobody cares about your experience. Make it clear you're not a special snowflake.

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>>686006808
Not sure haha. Her boss's cock btw

>>686007270
You should find out. What a slut.

>>685993795
Networking is your best bet. I work at a butcher shop and probably 90% of the people who work there knew someone before they started. Also my careers teacher told me the best way to get a job is knowing someone, or give a company your resuma often (persistantly) and get more workplacr experience

>>685993977
>Oh wow 4chans spam detector is fucking retarded, like, haven't I already posted a captcha, why do they even have the functionality of posting fucking links if you have to accompany them with a wall of text to make them not spam.

>XXXX : / / www.gXXXXX.cXX

>/maps/place/4%C2%B000'00.0%22N+164%C2%B000'00.0%22E

deleted most of link it will probably not work

We're on to something, could it be the legendary cock sucking triangle?


IT FUCKING STILL THINKS IT'S SPAM WHY THE FUCK

>>686007846
The joke was that 4,164 is coordinates to the middle of a triangle of three isles. I'm a raging autist fuck my asshole

I just want dubs

I'm hiring for a team in 513 if you're close.

I can give to you a job in my business, It is called Macrohard. Probably you had heard about us

>>685997262
Ok anon let me stop you right here. If all this was on your resume they wouldn't even hire you at Mc fattys

Instead go this route

>idc for people
>idc for leadership
>idc I will do my work with the best of my abilities
>I am not the best but will try my vest
>people piss me off
>I don't like to fix other peoples problems