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>>685960173

>>685960173
Directly to my left is a wooden broom handle with a steel ball bearing on the top of it, so unless the burglar has a gun I should be a-ok

>>685960173
>implying I have a house
You really think I am that successful... :^(

>>685960357
Wait, again?

I made this picture a few months ago. Are people using my shit?

>>685960173
Niggers aren't allowed in my neighborhood at all anyway so I'll be fine

>>685960558
Where the fuck do you live? Nazi Germany?

>>685960173
ah pair of some pretty heavy duty pliers

I have a knife directly in front of me

Can opener and toenail clippers
>come at me bro

I keep a fully loaded mini-katana by my bed side at ALL times JUST IN THE CHANCE OF THIS HAPPENING. I have reason to fear because I am surrounded by niggers.

A black man's arm.

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>>685961178
>a fully loaded katana
we gun sword now

>>685960173
Throw my laptop at him

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>>685960173
if he got a gun, im probably fucked. but if he got anything else, hes done. got a machete, combat knife, throwing knives, and a custom tact sword. also my one handed in skyrim is 100.. just sayin.

>>685960173
Loaded 9mm pistol within reach, feels good man.

>>685961289
I also got a "cane" that opens and is a rifle

my .380 Kurz is right below my monitor on the bottom shelf. I always have it within arms reach
>inb4 murica
>fuck you yooroops

>>685961543
Same here, just picked mine up a few days ago.

>>685961759
I know right? I dont really even like guns, but they serve a purpose though. Come in my house, get fucked up.

>>685961725
you must live in a shithole if you need to keep a gun with you at all times

fucking hell anon

>>685960173
I'll keep masturbating to show dominance

>>685960173
I HAVE A TAZER IN REACH AHAHHAHAHAHAH I WIN NIGGERS

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>>685960173

>>685962516
>this is what future victims actually believe

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>>685961725

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

>>685962934
Nice gun, Mr. Carl Walther from Germany.
Why don't you post your social security card as well?

>>685963553
>reddit-tier humor
just fuck off

>>685962953
no i just don't live in a shit tier country where I've known anyone thats ever been robbed or burgled

I have doors that can resist a swat battering ram, so I'm fine.

I have a gun rack with six guns (sks, mosin nugget, 870 express, mossie 500, and S&W M&P 15, and a .22) in one closet I have a tokarev handgun, a WASR-10, and a PS90. I have a S&W M&P shield in 40 S&W in the other closet that is loaded. I should be gun unless I fuck it up.

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>>685963553
Carl Walther XD

>>685963998
But it was asked what is in your reach, the rest is not of interest

>>685963838
hi sweden. Enjoy cuckland

>>685960173
Pipe wrench, sledgehammer... good to go. Next.

>>685960597
I live a few hundred feet from some klansmen. If a nigger ever came at me, the Klan would come to my aid

>>685963553
I bet her name's on the briefcase... oh there it is, Samsonite, duuh

An NEC SV9100 phone system

>>685964102
completely wrong by a few thousand miles my redneck amigo

>>685964092
Well you got me there, I'm fucked

>>685960492
Once you post something on /b/ it's not your shit anymore

>>685960173
1 liter Glass mug
>Tiem to get flabberglassed

>>685960173
>knowing jiu jitsu
>body is a lethal weapon
>comeatmebro.jpg

I have my trusty knife like in front of me

>>685961503
remind me to never fuck with you

>>685960173
My Bokken
I'm good, rip burglar.

>>685964418
>redneck
>mfw your perception is way the fuck off
>yfw I'm god-tier sicilian and my heritage destroys whatever shit-tier country you live in
>no face, because fuck you

Mug of green tea...

>A giant fucking crowbar
feels good to be a mechanic

>>685960173
Bitch Im poor as fuck, you think I can afford more than a 2 room house. Shit. Let him find shit, fuck dude I'll help him

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I CHALLENGE YOU TO A POKÉMON BATTLE!

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>>685965244

I've got a shotgun, a 3 spears, a cold steel sword, two combat hatchets, and two k-bars

Tonight's going to be a terrible night

>>685965244
WHY IS THERE WATER ON IT

I have:
An Ak47
A sword
A machete
Body Armour
A knife
All at my bedside
This guy is fucked. Lol

I didnt know so many badasses visited 4chan. Damn.