>>685954636
Rape.

turn 1080p and fly away

>>685954636
I make them eat all the eggs

>>685954636
Whats up with the fake belly?

WWJD?

tip fedora

>>685954636
cum on them and leave

>>685954636
First shave the hairy one. Then free the pregnant one.

And finally eat a bagel in front of the freshly shaved girl.

>>685954636
Cut them loose (while keeping an eye on them), throw them a blanket and call the Five-O...

>>685954636
First ask for sauce

Tell them "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand them a bowl of eggs.

then leave

>>685954636
> untie them ask them if they are ok
> take off my jacket and shirt and give them one each
> cally escort them to the police
> make sure they are okay and ask if they need me to testify
> feel good for being an upstanding citizen

>>685955873
wizard detected

>>685954715

only 1 post in and it's /thread

>>685956123
/thread

>>685954636
i scream photoshop turn 360 and walk away

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Stop pee on them leave.

>>685956247
>turn 360
You'll spin in a full circle though

>>685954636
Think to myself, that someone did all the hard work for me already! Then procede with making the left one pregnant aswell!

How the fuck do you have service in the forest?

>>685956356
No, if you turn 360 and run away you will be running in the opposite direction. Can you do basic calculations?

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>cut them free
>break pool cue in half
>throw them sharper half
>hold "tryouts"
our gang is small but it has room for aggressive expansion

>>685956711
Not if you run forward...

>>685954636
I'd kill the one with the dimensional distortion erupting from her belly before she caused a blackhole. As a reward for saving the planet I would then savagely smashing my meat stick into the vulnerable vagoo of the landing pad princess on the left with the friction of 10,000 suns for approximately 5 seconds.

>>685956286
Ok r-kelly

>>685956717

a real autist out in the wild

>>685956912
Okay, I guess an actual demonstration is going to be needed here to make you understand. Stand up where you are right now and turn 360 degrees then start walking. Once you have done this come back and tell me your results.

Leave them there. It's not nice to steal another man's livestock.

hide and watch

>>685954636
Call the police and have them both arrested.

>>685957071
I walked the same way I was facing before I started turning around

>>685957048
I figured it was autistic half-way through typing it up, couldn't be fucked stopping

>>685957238
HOLY KEK you fucking did it! I fucking love you!

>>685954636
>check map
>walking in a circle

>>685957324
Yes. So?

>>685954636
Check my GPS signal. Clearly I'm walking in circles.

I've been through the thread now.
I've read the usual replies.
I have no fucking idea how I'd respond.
I'd feel a rush of adrenaline, like that BANGING in your ears from suddenly paying a whole lot of attention to your surroundings.
I'd think I was about to get jumped and killed.
>who the FUCK does this to a person
Then I'd respond differently depending on how they react to a stranger appearing before them. In the event of them panicking I'd panic harder and run away.
In the event of them smiling/ being all chill I'd figure it was some sort of "public humiliation"-fetish and be on my way.
In any case I'd probably have a reason to be in the fucking forest and proceed towards pursuing that task.
Maybe call the cops when I got back to cell-phone-service-range in the event of them looking scared/ like they didn't want to be there.

>>685957573
>paying a whole lot of attention to your surroundings.

You're in a fucking forest, and suddenly you're paying a whole lot of attention to your surroundings? How did you live this long without being picked off by a large predatory animal?

>>685957464
Lurk moar, then you'll start understanding exactly why you doing that is funny as fuck.

>>685957880
Newfag pretending to be an oldfag: The post.

>>685954636
Check my map again cause I'm clearly walking in circles.

>>685957851
His mom protects him

>>685954636
>I untie them, tell them to come with me, run for a while in case the sicko comes back, undress so they can cover themselves, get them back to my place and let them phonecall someone they know while comforting the best I can.
>Ima good guy.

Then maybe take phone number and develop a relationship with the non pregnant one.

>>685957851
There are no predators in my country.
Except for those who abduct children, but I'm not really targeted by those...

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>>685958013
I have this image in my head when I think of him. It's prolly closer to real life than either of us are comfortable admitting.

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>>685954636
>take her home
>make her some eggs

>>685958075
>no predators in my country.

How is Antarctica this time of year?

>>685958623
There are killer whales at Antarctica.

>>685958623
surprisingly warm.

>>685956912
You're in the forest. Even if you walk in the same direction you started, you'll still be walking away. You can, in fact, turn any number of degrees and you'll end up walking away from where you were.

>>685958756
>Implying swimming in the Ross Sea would kill you slower than an oceanic predator.

Hypothermia is a bitch.

>>685954636
Find where the god damned hippy protesters parked and go steal their weed.

>>685958952
Well, he suggested the only place without predators were Antarctica. I could think of orcas off the top of my head as a predator in that region, so that's what I posted.

Take a picture of it, post it on /b/ and ask what do you do

>>685959073
This is clearly the only correct answer.

>>685954715
fpbp

>>685954829
You sick bastard...

>>685959139
Actually there are no land predators in Antarctica. And assuming the guy is as big an autist as his post suggests, I doubt he would even know how to swim, so we can pretty much take sea going carnivores off the list of his potential predatory mishaps.

>>685954636

"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat these eggs."