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Hi /b/ i posted this on /r9k/ and it got ignored and despite all the porn and shitposts on here it also got deleted ...anyways /b/ i need your help i met a girl online and she wants to fuck me but she wants to bring her friend in too i need help cause ive never had sex nevertheless a threesome idk what to do i have 5 hours help pls ...give me advice also general sex advice thread
>inb4 18
>inb4 go on /adv/ that board is too slow
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Kill them both.
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Jerk it at least an hour or two before the event. There will be much less stress, you'd definitely last much longer and take a nice hot shower before you leave too so you'd be refreshed cooled down and ready. If you can go eat pineapples that'll make your cum taste much better. Anyways have fun. And good luck /b/ro.
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Rub the easy one out. No shit youll freeze up and bust a nut pretty quick but if you just keep on trucking like nothing happened you'll be okay mr one pump wonder have fun
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>>685954219
Valid option but i will post story and possibly consensual pics for /b/
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>>685954219
/thread
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>>685954317
>>685954380
Thanks guys any idea on how long foreplay should last being that this is two chicks
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Topkek.
>Inb4 friend is a guy
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>>685954524
Atleast three hours. Do not give in to the lust if it's been under three hours.
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>>685954545
This
>inb4 they beat up OP and steal all his shit
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>>685954125
a threesome is just a test of endurence, how physically fit you feel? If this is your first time, do proper grooming, fingernails filed, clean up your asshole and crotch good with a soapy rag incase of the succ, eat some fruit like bannanas to counter any meat you ate this past week.
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>>685954545
I've made sure its a guy also your cheeky
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>>685954524
Foreplay is whatever man. Just eat them out until one of them wants to jump on your dick. Fuck the shit out of one while you play with the other. Let it happen. You get extra cool points if they rob you afterwards
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>>685954663
Dont worry guys i will have a friend waiting for awhile outside and i will bring a knife
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>>685954883
Dont take a knife. Then they'll just think you're a serial killer
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>>685954688
Im pretty fit im not fat and i shaved my privates recently
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>>685954976
What about in my bag
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>>685954990
Did you really just refer to your ballfro as privates? What are you 12?
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>>685955026
Real talk how old are you and how old are they?
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>>685955085
Ok my cock and balls i shaved them
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>>685955221
>>685955085
>inb4 im 18
The girl is 19 her friend is 18 also
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>>685955322
Ok then most likely robbing you is the furthest thing from their mind. Their probably just a couple of horny teens that want to play with each other and have a cock somewhere in the mix. If you're really that worried have your friend bring a knife but since your mostly fit it shouldnt be a problem
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Hide the knife in your butt
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>>685955521
Ok thanks thats should be good i think they're going to some uni so that might be the case, any advice on what to do while having sex like to please both of them
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>>685955690
Top kek. You caught him
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>>685955542
Another valid option this would make the experience more fun
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>>685955690
Dude who are you?
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>>685955770
You're hands and your tongue are gonna be what keeps them coming back. Be firm but not violent. Never stop moving your hands on their bodies. Dont slobber all over them but keep tasting them. Also, dont just jam your cock into both of them. Lube that shit up homie. They'll thank you for it later. Aside from that let them show you what angles they like. If they dont know what they're doing, teach them how 2 pr0n
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>>685956121
Ok that sounds good so i just have to just keep it physical
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Daniel, dude why are you positing here?
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>>685956624
Who the hell are you?
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>>685956584
Yup. The more primal the better. Dont be completely silent though dude. Ask them if they like something when your trying it. If you want to see them do something to each other tell them. Worst they can do is say no, and even then they can probably be convinced
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>>685956841
Ok sounds good im also gonna drink a shitton of water and eat only a little
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>>685957036
Horrible idea. You'll just have to piss a bunch if you drink too much. As far as food goes eat fruit
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>>685956763
Kek, is it legit?!
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>>685957243
Thats true and fruit it is
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>>685957384
Is what legit?
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>>685957384
Yeah thats my name i dont know who the fuck that is
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>>685957532
20 bucks its your sister.
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>>685957629
I dont have a sister and i didnt post any specific info and /b/ is the first thing i told this makes no sense
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>>685957829
Buahahahaha then that means its the chicks you thought you were gonna bang buahahahaha
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>>685957532
Wow, what are the odds of someone that knows you good enough to connect the story with your life being here.

Damn Daniel, i'd be scared.
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>>685957928
>>685957928
I think they're dumb uni whores and i didnt even tell them my name yet
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>>685957969
Or this thread is fake as fuck
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>>685958093
Well, secret stalker, reveal yourself!
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>>685958126
The bait is strong
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>>685958126
I dont care if someone knows my name im here for advice and i will post story and pics for you guys later
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>>685958126
Let's pretend it's not for the sake of entertainment.
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Reveal the keks!!
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Oh come the fuck on. /thread
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>>685958410
>>685958582
Op here im curious now who the fuck are you
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>>685954125
Let's see her face
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>>685958762
>>685958762
Im the one whos been giving you advice. Im just here because I wanna see the reveal
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Op here no samefag genuinely curious
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Dude its Dante, why the fuck didn't you come to me first you dipshit? Stay the fuck home I'm at work right now
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Oh well I guess. Probably one of your boyfriends
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>>685959651

Dude wtf how did you know this is none of you business kek why would i stay home
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>>685959823
I think Dante wants to make your threesome a foursome, Daniel.
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>>685954125
>Eat pussy
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>>685959927
Its my brother i didnt tell him shit kek
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>>685959823
Its my damn business because you live in my fucking house. Text me now!
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>>685960040
He may still want to make your threesome a foursome. Tag team powers activate.
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>>685960203
Is this why you replied to my thread bro you want in kek gtfo
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>>685960392
Pretty sure I'm the only one here still.
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>>685960535
Thanks for staying im gonna text him
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>>685960661
Later dude. Good luck. I look forward to the update.
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