>>685953147
no

>>685953147
Obsessed faggot, she is only fat and ugly

>>685953147
Her shtick consists of "I have a vagina and I'm fat."

Fat and not funny.

>>685953147

i find her attractive, never listened to her performances though

>>685953147
The most retardo humor in the multiverse, fatfuck bitch and nigger, gross as fuck

>>685953147
I had an appendicitis attack that was funnier than her last 4 movies.
I feel bad for Michael McDonald for tossing himself with her.

>>685953147

Uugh, I can smell her from here.

>>685953421

and you're taking her word, regarding the vagina.

>>685953147
She's neither of those things so the order doesn't really matter.

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I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

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>>685953147
Her stick
>I'm fat, right? *Gets applause*
>I WANT DAT DICK, teehee.
>HOLY SHIT I AM SO FUCKING FAT AND EAT SO FUCKING MUCH.

Not very funny but definitely funnier than sexy..

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>>685953147

> she

is this a joke?

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BAIT ALERT
No one finds this slam pig attractive or funny
CANCER THREAD

She is neither funny nor sexy

>>685953558
>The most retardo humor in the multiverse
thats 4chan isnt it

0 > 0

She is sexier than she is funny.

And she's not sexy.

>>685953802
Nah, amy schumer sucks nigger sandfuck cook and she is fat as fuck

Never heard a joke from her. Should I care?

>>685953147
Neither

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ok

>>685953147
She's a fat ugly bitch and she has no understanding of the concept of humor. Should be shot on sight

>>685953722

the original copypasta was much better

That's a lot of lipstick on that pig

Also, I'm not into beastiity

>unless it's mortal kombat

>>685953147
She's fatter than she is pretty
She's porker than she is hot
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>>685954427
>ha ha if they dont like dis woymen DAE NECKBEARDS XD XD XD

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>>685954427
>tip.bait

>>685953147
She is sexier than she is funny.

She's also not sexy.

>>685953147
Women just aren't funny, so...
Also she's a little on the heavy side, don't you think?

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sex bomb

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>>685954749
hows being a gay, blind faggot going?

>>685955121
I think you mean this post:
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Else, I fear for your illiteracy.

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>>685955578
faggot

>>685953147
Only has fame due to the SJW world we now live in.

>>685954427
Fuck off, amy.

>>685955703
kek
She's almost a flatso

>>685955703
Are you telling me that you actually like her?
Why?? Her entire being is just 95% fat and fluff!

She looks like Paul Giammati if he decided to become a trap.

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She's neither funny or good looking

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>>685956152
she's sexy af /b/ro

id tap her and most of you guys would too, cuz why not.

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>>685956890

I'm praying that someday she'll show the goods.

She is close to perfect for my chubby desires. But Not a Bit of funny

>>685956971
As if, at this point, /b/ isn't Reddit.

She is sexier than she is funny.

Still doesn't make her particularly sexy.

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>>685957161
inside amy schumer is hilarious and the only reason i can think of that you didnt like it is because of insitutionalised sexism etc. grow up you fucking man baby

>>685953147
She's absolutely funnier than she is sexy.
And she's really not that fucking funny.

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>>685957544
She is sexier than she is sexy
and funnier than she is funny

>>685953147
she is funnier than she is sexy.

which is to say she's mildly amusing (5/10) and fairly unattractive (4/10)

>>685957569
I can almost smell that kike from here

>>685957336
yes

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>>685957859
do you have a working penis?

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>>685957962
I don't think she's jewish

>>685953147
I would blow my Aryan load all the way up
her Joo snapper pee-pee.

>>685957662
Whats funny is the better looking one used to be a dude
>bailyjay is queen of /b/

>>685958264
>schumer

>>685957336

nah, all my friends who use reddit and think 4chan is all cp and gore

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>>685958340
Stop it! So you think I'm sexy?

>>685958264
Related to Sen. Chuck Schumer. A Jew

>>685958565
Schumer's father is Jewish and her mother is Protestant.

Funny 1.5/10

Sexy 1/10

I guess funny wins.

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>>685958340
well that makes you a faggot

>>685953147

she was funny until she did Steve-o's roast and she made a joke about his best friend Ryan Dunn dying, you could see him sink into himself , he laughed to save face but what a mean cunt, i hope her ghostbusters movie gets shit on in theatres.

>>685953147
Well seeing how women aren't funny, it's automatic that no matter how fat or ugly she is, that she has to be sexier than she is funny, so there you go

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okay semi srs normally idgaf ab discuss thread but

1. ye pree hot like 7/10 i like curve, shes sexy

2. i think she really funny but can anyone back me on this? my biggest prob w/ amy schumer is she's real hit n miss w/ chemistry like

half the time she works w/ a team super well, but then whenever you PAIR amy w/ someone, she fucks the vibe hard

basically she need a team of puppets to be funny

i think shed be better in writing anyone feel it?

>>685953147
equally as funny as she is sexy and guess what she's nether

>>685958680
>Obsessed with something and everybody who does not like it is wrong.faggot

itt: summerfags fall for very obvious bait

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Is this more of a textural delight than it is delicious or more delicious than texturally delightful?

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she is literal perfection

>>685959281
this. I want to ram my jewish cock up her tight aryan pussy.

>>685959281
>Looks like an ugly gorilla
>Literal perfection
Amy shitter please leave.

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>>685959470
You make me so wet when you talk that way

>>685959591
EXTREME HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG


WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING HOT??? HOLY SHIT SHE IS FUCKING AMAZING

>>685959591
>Those crazy eyes.
Go have a snail trail elsewhere fatty.

She steals all of her jokes and she looks like a large box of Monkey shit.

>>685959717

not everyone can detect sarcasm over the internet, you know

>>685957430
No dude, got nothing to do with anything except the fact she is Not really funny.

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I don't think she deserves the hate she seems to inspire. She's a mediocre comic who does mediocre jokes. If she were male nobody would even know her name. Her trainwreck movie was aptly named since it was garbage. In answer to OPs question she is about as sexy as she is funny.

steals jokes. looks like troll. whore. try hard.
Amy Shumer gets a F -

>>685959274
Exactly this

>>685953147
Neither. She's not sexy or funny.

>>685959281
She looks like a fucking oinker

>>685959981
THICK
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holy fuck hhhnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg


this woman gets me diamonds.

>>685953147
She's equally sexy and funny and thicc.

She's so fucking hot I'd rail her if given the chance.

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>>685960136
Oh look at me, I'm on a magazine cover, where are you, oh in your mother's basement. That's cool bro.

People who say she's even close to good looking have no standards and deserve a pig like her lmao

>>685960593
she looks like such a qt3.14 in this pic, with an amazing ass.

>>685959778
>those beautiful blue eyes.

FTFY faggot.

Is everyone saying that she's hot just trolling or is this shit for real?

>>685960724
>Ugly as sin of insanity eyes.
FTFY obsessed loser.

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>>685960633
Excuse me, did you have something to say you little bitch?

>>685953281
I think you're taking this the wrong way, he's saying that she is SO unfunny and SO unsexy, that its hard to decide which one she is less of.

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sexyest bitach

She's got a chubby chuff but I'd stuff it in her muff, and if that's not enough, then I'll stuff it in her duff.

>>685953147
I've flushed better looking turds.

>>685960842
trolls obviously

I would fuck the shit outta that cute pudgy whore. And so would all you faggots

She's no Rachel Bloom, that's for damn sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNIUkO2o_p4

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whats with all the faggots pretending shes not hot af?

>>685961035
I've flushed funnier turds.

>>685953147
She's funnier than she is sexy.
But that's not exactly the best compliment, because I'd rather stick my dick in a dead, decomposing pig than a living pig who thinks she's funny and steals jokes.

>>685953147
She's ugly as fuck, still she is sexier than funny

>>685958841
ok nigger
1. she is about a 3/10. i've seen better just driving by when im walking to the store on a daily basis.
2. she obviously is not a pleb and is a above average narcissist.
3.she will end up like jeff ross

She is averagely attractive (6/10 max) but, in my opinion, as funny as cancer that also gives you AIDS. While shitting on your favorite childhood toy.

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>>685961159
>Majority of thread hate her ugly guts.
>T-they're just p-p-pretentding, huh huh, t-this i-i-i-i-i-i-is just t-t-t-t-trolling right?
Leave.

>>685953536
Don't, it'll make you want to kill yourself.

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>>685961183
enjoy pig fucker

>>685961159
Have already eaten from the menu, and barfed it all up. Being desperate makes certain things desirable. You'll get over it one day, hopefully.
Or end up in jail cbuz you thought you would take the steps to realize a friendship with a plastic person.

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>>685953255
/thread

Can anyone link to a decent joke/routine of hers?

Anyone?
Anyone at all...???

>>685953147
either way shes not very funny

>>685961718
>i ate a food
>i did sex with a man

That's all she's got.