Don't.

>>685951299
forget to stream it

Slowly. By living.

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Drown your face in a pizza by dipping your face into the pizza.

>>685951389
Shut up cunt. The guy's probably going through a lot, as all us losers are, and you're sitting here telling him to kill himself and stream it. Be considerate for once, maybe try to help somebody in need of support. What if it were you in his shoes with people telling you to kill yourself? Just think about it.

Old age

>>685951114
with a dick in your ass!

Natural causes

Start by killing yourself.

drowning in pussy

>>685951114
By living a long and meaningful life.

Death by dicking.

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>>685951114
knife to the poopier and stream it

Eat toiletpaper until you cnan't breath. :^)

Find the most ghetto hood near you and fling racial slurs until someone beats you to death.

>>685952103
Re roll
:^)

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>>685951114
Drown yourself in the first stage sewage treatment pond and sink with the rest of the turds..

Old age.

>>685952103
Again
:^)

Take a cheese grater to your wrists

Rolling for get naked and light yourself on fire in a public establishment, something like a mall.
Get someone edgy to record and post.

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>>685951648
kill yourself.

>>685951114
cut off your skin until you bleed to death. get doped up first though

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>>685951114
>>685951114

EAT SILICA GEL UNTIL YOU CANT ANY MORE
EAT SILICA GEL UNTIL YOU CANT ANY MORE
EAT SILICA GEL UNTIL YOU CANT ANY MORE
EAT SILICA GEL UNTIL YOU CANT ANY MORE
EAT SILICA GEL UNTIL YOU CANT ANY MORE

>>685951114
>>685951114

>>685951114
Razor blades superglued unto a dildo into your pooper.
>bonus points if you add your feces to the razors

>>685951648
lmao, piss off.

>>685952103
Roll
:^)

drink bleach and stream it

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>>685951690
>>685951820
>>685952004
>>685952258
same-fucking-fag. sigh......

>>685952430
reroll

>>685952103
Rolling

:^)

Holding your breath to death

>>685952551
rereroll

toaster in the bath stream

just dont and continue living

>Walk into movie theater.
>Insult the new Ghostbusters movie.

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>>685951114
This is your home and your grave OP. Go home to your turd brethren

>>685952631
rerereroll

>>685952103
Cyka

>>685952647
kys

>>685952680
rererereroll

>>685952647
Everyone dies.

>>685952448

rolling 4 this, also stream

>>685952745
reroll

>>685952666
Satan trips have spoken

Burn your house down

>>685952448

Do as >>685952448 says faggot

>>685951114
Spend 50 years building a billion dollar company and then you build a skyscraper and jump from the roof.

Thank me later.

>>685952448
roll

>>685952779
rereroll

>>685952666
Rerolling for drowning in a sewage Treatment Pond

>>685952848
rerereroll

>>685952888
rererereroll

>>685952920
reroll

>>685951114
hey since we're on the subject , any of you guys know a quick and easy way to kill someone in their sleep?

>>685952946
>52946 ▶
>>>685952920 (You)
>reroll
reroll

>>685952448

>an inexpensive way to die

Hang yourself from a ceiling fan that's turned on high

Fester for 10 years in your beta existence until you die of cardiac arrest from too much McRonalds.

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>>685951648

>>685952869
WINRAR!!!!!!

>>685952957
take a syringe and fill it with air. inject it into their veins while they sleep.

>>685951114
Eat your own and a strangers shit every day until you die.

Step 1: purchase basketball goal
Step 2: put goal on toilet wall near bathtub
Step 3: Purchase a hair dryer with a long cord and plug it in near bathtub
Step 4: throw it in the goal whilst yelling "kobe!"
Step 5: die

Stream it

>>685951114
Granny sits on face til smothered

>>685952987
roll 12

I'm pro-choice all the way man. Have fun catching the bus.

>>685952836
Attempting to swap the digits.

after living as long as possible

>>685953149
13

>>685953071
Basketball goal....

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>>685953071

>>685951299
This. Don't pussy out man.

>>685953249
14

>>685953288
15

>>685952869
We got a winner!!! OP Drowns in a sewage Treatment Pond

>>685953309
16

>>685951114
Rooll

>>685951114
Dehydration due to excessive masterbation

do nothing and live your life

carbon monoxide

>>685953321
63 you daft cunt

>>685953339
17

cut off penis and bleed out

>>685953321
>>685953040
its 63 you nuggets

"I am" in blood on wall then hang yourself

>>685952869
WINRAR

>>685953466
18

Make a hostage situation and get shot buy the police

>>685953503
19

Don't do it

>>685953530
20

Slice your wiener in half with a razor blade down the middle and use a cheese grater on your nose then jump in a pool of lemon juice till yoor dead!

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>>685953321
op said 63 you retarded faggot
sigh...
is it summer already?

rob a bank, get shot to death

>>685953496
OP is looking for 63 not 69 dumbass

old age with a wofe kids, a dog and a kid with a Korean hooker that you only tell them about before you die

>>685952176
this is actually pretty cool. Take a bat and see how many you take out before being overwhelmed.

>>685951114
Fight a bear

Shove a gun up your ass

>>685953549
Roll

>>685953566
21

go to nearest zoo, jump into lion cage.

Don't kill yourself

>>685951114
Dont do it OP

Commit seppuku.

What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in it's waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.

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>>685953549

Put a gun in your mouth and see how many times you can pull the trigger before dying

>>685953673
Doesn't work, they shoot the lions

>>685953666
2 satanic trips in one thread
roll 22

If this gets 63 then just fucking jack off until you can't

even after you came

>>685951114
Overdose on water

>>685953661
Roll

>>685953666
>>685952666

Another satan trips

OP MUST DIE

punch a cop right in the face

Stream it on twitch and YouTube

>>685953777
Hory mory

go to a ghetto full of niggers and start chanting white power death to blacks

>>685953777
Sheeeeiiiit

>>685953626
reroll

>>685951114
Live, damn you, live!!

>>685951114
go out in nature and explore until you starve to death

>>685953666
23

>>685953870
Dem

>>685953926
Reroll

Needle full of pure hydrochloric acid straight to the heart

>>685953867
reroll

>>685953943
24

Sit on a knife faggot.

>>685952503
like the kind of shit they use in restaurants bleach. ultra san.

>>685953872
reolll

>>685953964
25

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>>685951299
>>685951648
>>685951690
>>685951820
>>685952004
>>685952258
>>685952647
>>685953221
>>685953406
>>685953549
>>685953626
>>685953685
>>685953688
what the fuck happened to this board...it's just same-fags and white knights coming to the rescue straight from fucking tumblr. please someone tell me what the fuck happened to /b/? why does it look like i'm on 9gag?

old age

>>685953964
Off by juan

>>685951114
Shove safety pin into jugular multiple times and do jumping jacks until bleedout
>for science

stab urself in the heart

>>685953952
Deeeeem

>>685951389
Try to put glass in your anus

>>685951114
Hold your breath

>>685953867
roll

>>685953867
rolling

>>685954038
26

>>685953867
this

>>685954109
27

>>685954073
Demeroni

>>685954152
28

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>>685954043

ROB A BANK AND THEN GET SHOT BY POLICE

>>685951114
THC overdose

>>685953796
this

>>685954064
Off by juan yet again

>>685953796
roll

>>685954176
29

>>685954162
Fuckatoni

>>685953574
>call someone a faggot
>types out "sigh..." in an online comment
You are right about what OP said, but holy fuck you're a faggot.

>>685953867
reroll

rolling...

these trips are a sign OP must commit

>>685954131
reroll

Fill a bathtub with rice and boiling water, get in it, and livestream it. Death by boiling hot rice

>>685954259
final roll from me, roll 30

Tell your mom you want to show her something in your room and then hang yourself the look on her face = priceless

>>685954274
Last try

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>>685954064

>>685954043
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Show_Bellybutton

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>>685952448
is it actually possible to die by this ? If yes rolling for this

Rat poison into your mouf and swaller it down wiv some bleach m8

>>685954280
reroll

>>685954162


Sooo close!

And don't kill yourself

>>685951114
Eat a blender

Jump off a building

Cut your dick and balls off, send them on the mail to your local authority (mayor, gobernor) and then bleed to death.

>>685954463
WINNER

>>685954463
WINRAR!
Blender it is

>>685951114
>63
You will die like normal human being, from age or a fatal disease.

>>685954463
Winrar

Call the suicide hotline until you get a female. Then say that if she doesn't have phone sex with you you will kill yourself. If she does it, repeat with different people until they say no. When someone declines tell them your address and kill yourself while still on the phone any way you like.

>>685954463
WINRAR

>>685954463
WINRAR I have no idea how this will work, but it has to.

>>685954463
Eat the blades first

>>685954463
OP IS EATING A BLENDER? WASH IT DOWN WITHG A SMOOTHIE

Stick a fork into a socket

>>685954463
OP better deliver.

Run around in a populated shopping mall naked with a knife screaming Hitler did nothing wrong then jump up and face plant into the knife

>>685954043
Ah, young newfag, you have much to learn. Sometimes it is best to do things we don't always want to, for the greater good..and for the lulz. This suicidal faggot ends up getting "old age" and fails yet again. See the silver lining. Enjoy Everything.

>>685954463
W I N R A R
>RECOMMNDED: Cover it in barbeque sauce first

>>685954648
Yeah I better hear about this in the news

>>685954463

Record this WINRAR

>>685954648
he wont, no balls.

You don't.
Instead, you seek help and have a good life.

>>685954772
Hahaha

OP better fucking deliver

>>685954564
>85954564▶
>>>685954463
fucking kek

>>685951648
Fuck you, you self-righteous prick. Some want to die.

>>685954794
fuck off tumblr fag let the man kill himself

Set yourself and your house on fire and stream it.

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>>685951114
>Do some good on your way out. Become an assassin and take out the heads of the greedy corporations and corrupt politicians that are destroying our planet.

>Having nothing to live for is a gift because you also have nothing to lose, meaning you can do anything without fear of death or failure.

eat dicks and stream it

>>685954988
DO WHAT THE MAN SAYS OP

>>685954960
rerollllllll

>>685955090
reroll

>>685954953
you realize feel threads are a part of /b/. Fuck off with this tumblr shit newfaggot. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. If anon gets his request, OP has to live the rest of his long shitty life. Either way OP loses. Stop being an edgy faggot. We win either way.

>>685951114
Make a blender smoothie.

>>685955163
WINRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asphyxiate yourself with a sponge. I want to know if it's possible

>>685954988
>destroying our planet.
you should kill yourself too for being this retarded.

>>685955163
There

>>685955163
WINRAR!

>>685954463
HOW THE FUCK DOES ONE EAT A BLENDER

Same people trying to stop it are prob the same hypocritical cunts who say they're "pro-choice". Think of it as self-abortion, tumblr fags.

>>685955334
>>685955290
read the fucking thread

>>685951114
hey man dont die,atleast do something that people afraid to do

>>685955346
You blend it up first idiot

>>685955373
see here
>>685955174

Old age

Hold the Door

>>685955346
VERY FUCKING CAREFULLY YOU INCOMPETENT FUCK

>>685955408
He should make something epic like exploud a bomb in a hospital or something like that

Anything?

>>685955737
yes, anything.

>>685952448
rool anyways

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>>685954744
>lulz

litterally are you 12 ahahha
faggot
you cant call anybody a newfag and then pretend to know all about 4cn u cunt

>>685955718
>something epic
>exploud a bomb
Just how old are you

>>685955910
Is it very important ? Im 17

>>685955718
"Maybe this time!! This time I will pretend to be apart of this conversation and people will think I'm funny!!"

>Exploud

Start a thread and make it "any single gets to decide how you an hero."

>>685956328
MODS MODS MODS

>>685956328
You come here often little one?

Make like a banana and split xD

>>685951114
>>>685956328
>You come here often little one?
And?

>>685956559
Rolling

>>685956559
Rerolling

>>685956559
Roll

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>>685955488
>>685954794
>>685954744
>>685954543
>>685954044
>>685951299
>>685951393
>>685951648
>>685951690
>>685951820
>>685952004
>>685952258
>>685952647
>>685953221
>>685953685
>>685953916
>>685955174
Fuck off, wankers.

>>685956406
Im 16 years old so? Are you gonna mods me faggot?

>>685956559
Rerolling this

>>685951114
Old age

>>685956754
MODS MODS MODS

>inb4 underage b&

>>685956754
This is an 18+ site, you're going to get banned

>>685956559
ROLLING :D

AIDS from getting fucked by niggers

It's over, homeboy is munching blender

>>685956559
Re rolling

>>685956844
Fuck u

>>685956559
Goddamn roll

how does OP want to delivr proof that hes not bullshitting?

>>685956559
Rolliiiiiing

>>685956559
Roll for le banana

>>685956559
Rolling

>>685956559
ROLL SHIT

>>685956559
Last roll and then I give up

dont kill yourself faggot

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Die from overeating chimichangas