Listen up, ya jammy cunts, today we're baking motherfucking SCONES.
STEP ONE: 200G FLOUR
Ah, scones. As tasteless as a two hour comedy routine on fetal alcohol syndrome, but revered in third world countries.
>>685941275
that's not flour... that's heroin!
>>685941275
Oh I love these threads. Scones are ok I guess.
>>685941530
You stfu, scones are the shit with jam and Devon cream.
BAKING POWER
Biscuits
>>685941927
now that's cocaine
OP is making speedballs
THOSE SWEET CRYSTALS
If dubs, add cum
>>685941877
Devon cream? Get the fuck out with your inbred county bullshit.
This is making my dick diamonds.
Tell me about the baking powder
GIMME MEASUREMENTS OP, I'M FOLLOWING ALONG AT HOME YOU BASTARD
>>685941877
I never knew the made cream. I only visit Devon Company to get my fossils revived.
>>685942242
Nice try fag. Butter tastes better
>inb4 I would know that, wouldn't I?
if dubs must cum in bowl then bake then eat
>>685942290
50 g BUTTER
50 G SUGAR
>>685942398
>/b/
Of course you would know.
>>685942444
Czeked
>>685942398
the butter looks weird.
Get on with the baking m8.
>>685942502
Wtf should it look lime?
STAB THAT SHIT LIKE ITS DONNED A BLOND TOUPEE AND STARTED RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
You better make those fucking scones.
>>685942668
there is paper left on this one
How much butter anon, better keep up with the measurements.
>>685942720
Oh shit ur right
>>685942502
Because it's not in a tub with a fucking spoon sticking out of it? Get out of here you fat cunting colonial.
>>685942768
FIFTY GRAMMES
>>685942668
Shit, these wont be liberal scones will they?
Why is it all 50 grommes?
>>685942398
did you cut the butter with the fucking wrappingpaper?
The hell is wrong with you op
>>685942902
Liberally smothered in cream maybe
WHATS THE NEXT FUCKING INGREDIENT I'M FUCKING ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT HOLY BATBALLS.
>>685943058
12 oz of stirthefuckoutofit
Hurry up anon, my wrist is getting sore
>>685942942
Whatchu gon do bout it
>>685941275
Dont follow these instructions. It will make mustard gas :(
Holy fuck, if I don't find out what comes next....
>>685943142
>>685943142
Your a monster
RUB IN THE BUTTER TO GET THESE MF BREADCRUMB
>>685943058
BUMP FOR NEXT. I CANT STAND IT NO MORE. OP HURRY UPaaaaaaaaaaa
>>685943273
Harder!
Instructions unclear, penis stuck in butter.
>>685943247
It's okay anon, stick to your pizza pockets. It's safer.
>>685943273
Holy shit that is fucking genius. What is next in this apothecary delight?
NEXT SLIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MILK. 125MLS
>>685943273
Did you wash your hands anon..
>>685941658
Sup east coast bro?
>>685943466
HOLD UP. SKIM OR FULL CREAM. SO MANY VARIABLES
>>685943544
DUB MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HURRY THE FUCK UP OP I'M GETTING NERVOUS
>>685943544
I likes my milk like I likes my women.
>>685943544
Full cream YA WUSS
>>685943466
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR FOOT OP????
>>685943466
I want to have your babies anon
>>685943665
Frothed?
I have never, in all my days, wanted to see what's next as badly as right now.
>>685943665
Homoginised?
>>685943466
Look at that fucking toe
>>685943665
In the fridge?
>>685943665
White?
im also making these
>>685943769
White
>>685943769
>>685943719
NO. KNEADED WITH BUTTER AND FLOUR.
>>685943544
Always full cream for scones friendo
>>685943703
>>685943875
AGREED. WHEN DO WE ADD THE UNBELIEVERS OP
>>685943466
FUCKING APOLOGIZE FOR PEARL HARBOR U FAGET
Has OP fucking abandoned us mid scone? Wtf happens next, holy shit.
>>685943875
Well it's obvious now you've said it
WTF is a scone?
IM STARTING A CULT ABOUT THE ALMIGHTY
SCONES!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOIN ME!!!!!!!!
>>685944052
Get out
>>685944052
Sounds like something I should see a doctor for
Knowing /b/ this will lead to becoming mustard gas somehow
>>685944052
Go fuck a goat.
>>685944053
MY FELLOW SCONE
>>685944130
We've covered that, go eat a hot pocket.
TIO SLOPPY? ADD FLOUR UNTIL YOU GET THIS DOUGH. FUCK YEAH
>>685944052
>>685944241
Fuck my dick is hard
>>685944052
Fucking kill yourself
>>685944053
>>685944204
MAY THE JAM BE EVER ON YOUR CRUST
OPEN DON'T FUCKING LEAVE YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWERS. WE WISH TO CONTINUE OUR SCONE RITUAL.
>>685943466
How did you manage to add that much milk???
In my bowl isn't enough space for 125 miles of milk
Better b jam and cream with these faggit
>>685944344
Put the cats bowl back in the laundry anon, go find your mom
>>685943665
Lumpy?
>>685942668
I was enjoying this until I found out you're a kike who likes hillary
>>685944344
It's literally just half a glass, how small is your bowl lel
>>685944052
Really?
>>685944241
>Too sloppy
Too sloppy doesn't happen with dough/breadmaking
You mis-measured somewhere.
Jesus, just buy some of these and be done with it
ROLL THAT SHIT TO THE THICKNESS OF AN UPRIGHT ONE PENNY COIN
CUM IN THE SCONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPLETE THE RITUAL !!!!!!!!!
>>685944525
THOSE ARENT SCONES FAGGIT
>>685944522
Sloppy is a relative description. It ain't gonna be pancake batter, but if it's not scone mix it's too sloppy.
Dig?
>>685941275
MuthaFuckin SCONES BITCH!
>>685944550
Cover me in your sweet scone knowledge OP. NEVER LEAVE.
>>685944331
>685944052
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FOR TOLD, ALL HALE THE SCONE BROTHERS OF /b/
THESE ARE GONNA BE MAN SIZED SCONES
>>685944550
Not gonna make it anon, gonna blow soon
The cult of the almighty donut is hijacking this thread
SCONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>685944956
FUCK OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>685944956
Donut aint nuttin but sub par shit
Bake thos e buggers for ten minutes
>>685944956
THE SUPERIOR BAKED GOODS SHALL REIGN SUPREME FOUL HOLED NAY SAYER
mfw no cum in sconedough
>>685945183
TEMPERATURE!?!?!
>> those grandma scales tho
THEY'RE PRONUONCED "S- CONES"
>>685945214
HE HAS TO TO COMPLETE THE RITUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>685945297
THIS OP
KELVIN/CENTIGRADE/FAHRENHEIT
I MUST KNOW
>>685945183
Clean oven when?
>>685944956
GTFO
>>685945297
200°C
>>685945183
OP is delivar!!!
Someone screen cap this to upload to a cooking site
what the fuck is a scone
>>685945340
CORRECT
if you rhyme scone with gone you're a turbonigger and you don't deserve to live
>>685945406
Fuck off and die
>>685945403
>>685945406
JESUS CHRIST GTFO OR GOOGLE IT
>>685945403
UPLOAD THE MIGHTY SCONES CULT!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHARE WITH THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!
>>685945403
You do it bub
And now we wait
You will kneel before the almighty Donut heathens
>>685945544
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>685945406
GTFO.
>>685945536
Fine faggot, but it's my first time so be gentle
>>685945544
You can suck my dick you anus substituting faggot
>>685945452
I don't believe such people exist
Scowne is the proper way to pronounce it
if you pronounce it Sconn just kys
>>685945544
BEGONE FOUL TART, YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN TREATS FOR PIGS AND ANIMALS. THE REFINED SCONE SHALL REMAIN THE ONE TRUE BAKED GOOD FOR THOSE WHO VALUE THEIR DIGNITY
>>685944444
>>685945629
I had an FT teacher who did that
>>685945606
>gentle
Always.
>>685945629
wtf
>not pronouncing it scoon
NO CURRANTS OR RAISINS? I WILL LITERALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU!
AND HERE COMES DAT BOI!!!
How are they rising OP? Mid-oven pics?
>>685945746
THESE ARE SWEET SCONES, NOT PRISSY FRUIT ONES
>>685945748
>>685945748
Ain't nobody got time for that shit, we sconin. So "O SHIT GET OUT."
>>685945748
>>685945746
What Is wrong with you? Why desecrate purity with fruit filth?
>>685945748
Topkek. Ily
FOUR MINUTES IN GOYS
>>685945748
ONLY SCONE HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE POST 1 SCONE!!!!!!!
>>685946045
1 scone.
>>685946006
so hot
>>685946006
OP. PREPARE THE CONDIMENTS
This will be shitty disgusting scones.
OP didn't add an egg.
I'm outta here.
Will there be jam and cream?
INFIDELS!!!
Well I'll be fucked if this isn't the most exciting thing that's happened to me all day
>>685946263
JEEZ I NEED TO CCLEAR UP FIRST. GIVE NE FIVE MINUTES AND KEEP BUMPING
would it kill you to just clean a little? I'm gettin herpies just by thinking about eating something made in this filthhole kitchen
>>685946371
bumpity
>>685945969
Fuck you alexia
>>685946322
dat golden crotch.
>>685946454
buamp
>>685946322
REMOVE THYSELF AND THINE HARLOTS FROM THIS MOST DIGNIFIED OF REPASTS
>>685946479
bamp
This is fun. I'm having fun. Much fun.
>>685946371
OP must deliver... He just has to
HOLD THE OVEN DOOR
sage this shit
scones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it'd be pretty fun if he leads us all on and then goes to bed
>>685946725
Fuck off cunt
Right now that butter is melting inside them scones and the tops are browning. Oh my.
MAKE A SACRIFICE TO OUR BAKING GOD ALREADY!
Cum tribute this masterpiece, fellow cultists!
>>685946820
PICS
>>685946725
You are the reason we can't have nice things
>>685946820
Keep talking scone to me anon
>>685946725
Don't be a penis, thus is one of the most useful threads in years. I now know how to create my own scone.
LOOK AT THIS MASTERPIECE GUYS
>>685946857
YES BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUM IN THE BAKE GOOD OP!!!!!!!!!!
>>685946920
IT'S PERFECT
>>685946920
CUM INTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>685946920
Hnnnnnnnng
>>685946920
Jebus, Clean your kitchen, cut your fingernails, and get a fucking job you loafer
>>685946920
Holy crap OP. I'm gonna use what I learned today in my quest to conquer the earth.
>>685946920
lrn2focus you fucktard
PLATE THAT SHIT UP OP, MAKE IT ALL PRETTY WITH JAM AND CREAM AND SUCH
>>685946920
DICK ON SCONE NAO!
SHIT CAN YOU GUYS FORGIVE ME THERES NO CLOTTED CREAM IN THE FRIDGE
How you gonna eat that scone bro? Little cream, little jam. Maybe some honey. Maybe some maple syrup?
>>685946920
fuck
YYIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS
>>685947091
USE YOUR WANKER JUICE!!!!!!!!!!1
>>685947072
I like the out of focus pics. Adds to the tension
>>685947149
>maple syrup
>honey
Heathen
>>685947091
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK GTFO
>>685947091
If you take a pic of your dick on tge scone
>>685946920
cheers m8, success
>>685946920
>>685947047
I don't see you baking scones anon
scones are for fags
>>685946920
I CAME
HURRY UP AND FINISH OP I NEED TO GET TO BED
Hmmmm... op is grill, grill that gives delicious scones... Op is the mother of /b/.
>>685947378
Fuck off and die cunt
We did it. Wrap it up boys.
I WANT TO THANK MY MOTHER FOR BRINGING ME INTO THIS WORLD SO I COULD TEACH /B HOE TO MAKE SCONES
>>685947476
NOOO IT MUST BE PUT ON A PLATE WITH GARNISH AND CONDIMENTS
>>685947509
I can die peacefully
>>685947509
Today op was not a faggot.
>>685947509
>>685947537
IT IS DONE
>>685947415
have you seen that monster foot? op is obvious not a grill
Mind blown
IS THIS WHAT GODS CUM TASTES LIKE
SCONE cultist LEADER OUT BTW if this becomes a meme on /b/ im so sorry
OP come back tomorrow and make cake.
the jam looks like ketchup tbh
Holy fucking fuck op have my babies.
>>685947509
You are the hero /b/ needs
>>685941275
cake, ap or bread?
>>685947746
>leader
There are no leaders. Only followers of the true path
>>685947378
Kill yourself faggot.