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>>685940336
I don't really like black people

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>>685940440
>Shoo shoo nigger.

>>685940440
Shoo shoo nigger

I'm super into bestiality, and would absolutely fuck a horse if I had the chance. Or a dog if I could do it without hurting her.

Have sucked a dog cock before.

I once killed a man with throwing knives.

>>685940440
Shoo shoo nigger

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I wear diapers for sexual enjoyment.

I want to kill myself everyday but deep inside i just wished things were better. And if i say anything about it, it will make me look like an attention whore and people will push me away so im just stuck to pretending im happy all the time ubtil i get tired of it.

i just murdered a ton of people...... in smash bros. 4 online

SHOO SHOO NIGGER

>>685941294
Damn if you ever wanna tallk i'm here for you :)

i like to poop in rivers or lakes

>>685941294
I have suicidal thoughts daily, but on the outside I'm outgoing and friendly.

>>685940336
i wish for death almost every day. my existence is so mundane and shitty. My children are the reason i haven't.

>inb4 do something else

single dad (bitch ran away) of two, I have a degree and make good money, but my life just sucks.

i'm teaching my kids to not have kids, does this make me a bad parent? no i'm not telling them they're mistakes or that i didn't want them. they are the only reason I'm still here.

>>685940440
shoo shoo nigger

i fuck whit my sister when my mother isnt in home.
We are in love

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>>685941561
Thanks anon that means a lot.
>>685941699
Im more like pic related really.

I'm planning my suicide

I am secretly gay and want to suck dick

>>685940336
I know how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop

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I still jerk off to pics of my ex Even though I am in a new relationship. I also like to post them on /b/ to see what anon has to say.

Pic related

>>685940336
I was the alcohol

>>685941763
That sucks but how exactly are you teaching them not to have kids?
Plus if it wasn't for them you'd be dead. Just because you had it shit at life that doesn't mean they should too.don't make your children pay for your misery.

>>685942164
your ex was hot... ish. like pretty hot but you could probs do better.

I gave a friends fiancé ecstasy last week and blew a huge load inside her.

They get married in 2 weeks and I don't feel bad at all

>>685942100
Me too. Whata your plan so far?

>>685940336
im only with my wife so that when she dies i inherit her land.

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I got my niece high and fucked her when she was 12, i was 20 at the time

>>685940336
i killed jimmy hoffa and threw his body into a smelter

>>685940336

Black woman turn me more on than white woman.

t. a white guy

I like pussy and boobs and interacting with woman but am a little bit gay. Too bad I don't really dig the gay lifestyle.
Also I wanna try a whole bunch of drugs but can't because I go to university and study medicine and people expect a lot from me.
I'm also really really lazy when I can't be because again I study some hard shit which makes me anxious.

That's about it
On a scale 1 to 10- how degenerate am I?

I've cheated on my wife many time with 6 hookers/escorts, 5 regular girls, and 4 guys. I probably won't if she would put out every once in a while and not call me a pervert when I suggest we have sex

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>>685942302
Nieces sweet ass

>>685942405
Trevor, is that you?

>>685942227
I'm not, they know nothing of my inner demons, and they never will.

they're 15 and 12, already taught them both about sex, condoms ext. gave them the long speech about how having children changes everything, used their dreams as an example and scared the shit out of the buggers.

>>685942530
no dude thats john....

>>685940336

>I want a gf who likes gaming and smoking pot

It's my secret, because I'm 28 and "nobody" knows I smoke weed.

>>685940336
My family doesn't know I'm moving out with my wife (we married in secret due to religious reasons)

They have noticed some changes in me but put it down to my no longer going to church and family functions as often as I used to

>>685942530
No, I've never used that name

I'm a patholigical liar
I lie about what I ate for breakfast
I lie about how many sexual partners I had
I lie about my sexual orientation
I lie about everything. It's gotten to a point where my friends and family don't really know more than 50 or 30% of the truth about me.

Used to get regular blowjobs at work from my married female supervisor

>>685942530
Dad?
I'm sorry...
Im so sorry...

I am in love with my dad. He is really attractive and still kinda young. He had me when he was 17. Basically he was a jock that just got a girlfriend (my mom) for her looks and i was an accident. My mom didnt want me but my dad did. His family was rich so he managed to take over and he got married with my mom. Surprisingly she made it too and became a judge. They had my brother afterwards and it was going ok but since there never was any love between my parents it was shitty then. Also not to mention my dad has a lot of mental issues, and he might be a psychopath. It's in his bloodline. His grandpa shot himself in front of his dad. Also a lot of domestic abuse but was never reported due to their reputation. My family is over all fucked up. I guess i am too, since i get fucked by my own dad. He and my mom divorced 2 years ago and me and my dad moved far away.

>>685942624
Its ok man.

i strayed away from orginized religion a while ago.

just dont forget your creator.
it becomes easy when you dont have a support group, but a unified church is not for everyone.

i understand not following your parents ideals.
but on the same hand remeber that we are all our fathers children.

>>685942712
Is it hard to keep track of?

>>685941699
ooohhh the edge is palpable.

>>685940440
shoo shoo nigger

>>685942164
Her room is a mess. Body is 6.5

>>685940336
Bush did Hitler

>>685940336
i have a loving GF, and i love her with all my heart, she really is the women of my life and i wanna spend my life with her, but i always have fantasies with other women as well, i cant help it, i love the female body too much

My biggest sexual fantasy is to suck my own cock
I dream about it from time to time.

>>685942405
Why did you get married if you dont have sex? What kind of marriage is that?

>>685942261
fucking while rolling is amazing, well done anon. do tell the story plz

>>685942810
are you male or female?

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>>685942253

Current gf. She doesn't know I still fap to my ex obviously.

>>685942604
Yeah you are a shit parent. I dont have kids but its no wonder people say kids are the reflection of their parents.

>>685942966
GO DAMN MUDSLIMES GET OUT OF HERE NOUW

>>685942966

Does it matter, sandnigger?

>>685942929
We used to have sex daily, but after that ring went on it nearly stopped. Right now my kid is litterly the only thing from walk-in out the door

I'm ready to kill myself any day now because I'm completely alone. I'm 28 and have been single my whole life and it feels like that if it hasn't happened yet then it never will.

>>685942966
Fuck off Jihad Joe.

>>685942712
did u even lie about being liar?

I fucked my girlfriends 16 year old sister in the ass and now we fuck every week. My girlfriend has no idea but she says she loves that I spend so much time with her little sister

>>685942712
Me too anon. Except i don't lie what i had for breakfast example. Maybe sometimes. I do make up a lot of shit though. I sometimes go too far to provide proof, etc photoshop. Its the only time it makes me happy and alive. It feels so good not being myself and being someone else.

>>685940440
Shoo shoo nigger!

>>685943003
thanks anon, appreciate it.

>>685942404
Not at all

into gore/guro/torture/snuff from the moment i can remember, even when i was like 6 i didnt even understand that feeling but it made me excited somehow

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I've got so far in my career that all my peers have masters or above in their degrees. It's assumed, due to my reputation, that I do too. It's really hard to admit I haven't finished my bachelor's degree and I find myself being vague about what I'm currently studying. This is leading to me wanting to drop study (at night) and be a dead-inside fraud completely. Really tempting.

pic unrelated - baberaham lincoln

>>685942604
well honestly dude, thats not a bad thing.
my parents taught me about how having children is something you do when you are ready in life.... you just took a different approach.
not the perrfect speech but whats better? having a child at 16 with a kid and pregnant again... or having a 21 year old thatzs contemplating if she is in the right situation to have children....

+ world is overpopulated already...

>>685940440
shoo shoo nigger

I fucked a 16 year old not long ago, in ass and everything, left a load in her ass too. Later that night I sat down and was rather jealous, I fucked a few girls and none in my life time were like that. I got pissed at my generation

>>685942966
I look genderless but im male. None of that tumblr crap.

Found the homemade VHS sextape my parents made in the late 1980's. Digitised it and sometimes fap to it. Best porn I ever saw. Thanks mom and dad.

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>>685942966

Will you behead anon based on his/her answer?

>>685942767
Then she kicked you out?

I've sometimes been on Omegle to collect Dropbox links. I now have a Word document filled with them

I raped a close friend of mine when she was drunk.

>>685942833
I still have faith, I just can't live in a Matriarchy where the woman I love is viewed as a hedonist and a whore who "won't let you practice your religion"

She teaches Japanese in the local high school and translates for the local university. It's the multiculturalism that's got my Grandma angry since the Nips are savages.
It's like a fucking time warp

But thanks Anon

>>685940336
I don't hate black people or other minorities and think everyone should be treated equally.

I don't think Trump is that swell, but I'm also not american so I don't really care.

I'm still not over my ex even though at this point we've been apart longer than we were together.

>>685943080
honestly man.....

women arent everything.

i mean i know we as men have the inate desire to procreate... but to force yourself into an unloving relationship is far worse than waiting for the perfect woman...

and... i had a teacher that was ~mid-forties.
met his wife in the lunch line.... she was a new teacher for the middle school.
she was about mid- high thirties.
they both have never been married and fell in love and are still happily married 10 years later.

just like the end of days you can never predeict when love will strike.

dont give up and dont feel alone, most of 4 chan feels your feels.

also you could use your wizard status to do some cool shit like build a lightsaber or develop warp drive.... or just read a good damn book.

>>685943063
I think you should tell her shit like "what kind of a marriage doesnt involve sex? Im not a perv for wanting it, weve had it before. Im sorry but either that or i cant stay in a marriage like this." But eh you can always just go out and cheat on her. She shouldnt be surprised if she found out.
Seems like a win win. You get to fuck and see your kid.

I will start this is the first time i've told about this even for me this is a bit weird
> be me 18 yrs old
> this girl 13 yo daughter of very close parents friends
> from time to time they came to visit my parents, i was always playing video games but still this girl came to talk at my room
> she started to have play "innocent" with me
> without her knowing we started touching
> she made this on purpose or wtf (?)
> one time before their parents and her go she came to my room you know to say "bye anon" but she threw on me and SHE kissed me very passionate
> felt good (?)
> things started being weird because there was no more "play" just touching, kissing and cuddling without our parents know
> One random day she told her parents even that she was the one who started it all, never talked to her again but still miss her.
> feelsbadman

this is the first time i've told this story sorry for bad english

QG are you here?

>>685942111
Trips dont lie

>>685941651
Pajeet we talked about this.

>>685940440
Shoo Shoo NIGGER

>>685941145
>I wear diapers for sexual enjoyment.
Can someone (you) explain the sexual enjoyment from wearing diapers? Not criticizing, I just don't get it.

>>685940440
Shoo shoo nigger

>>685940336
I masturbate most days.

Some days I masturbate twice.

Once I masturbated three times in a single day.

This one time a girl helped me masturbate, but therapy has helped me erase the memory of this incident.

>>685943570
I'm not saying that women are everything, just that I'm incredibly lonely. All my friends seem to be finding love, and because of that I see them less and less. I'm just afraid of realizing it's been another 10 or 20 years that have gone by and my friend's children are grown up while I'm still a lonely bastard.

I just want to know that it's still not too late, otherwise there's something horribly wrong with me as even fat and ugly people can find love.

>>685940336
when i was 5y old, me and an older female cousin, she was 2y older, we tried to have sex several times, we used to sneak to the fields and try it

>>685943601
sounds hot dude, i'd have that shit in my wank bank for the rest of my life

>>685940440
Shoo shoo nigger

>>685940336
For years ive wanted to paint a slighty petite beautiful girl in pale white full body makeup and paint her face to like a clown. Its been my fantasy to fuck a clown hooker or just clown slut in general. I would give my left nutt to see a sexy clown bitch gagging on my dick while her tears run down her face, ruining her make up.

>>685943423
damn, prenerf imm cat op

>>685940336
Jet fuel DOES melt steel beams.

>>685941763
>>685941763
what exactly is the problem with you life? sounds pretty good to me.

>>685943526
no problem man.

shit changes.
and congrats on the jap wife you weeaboo. lol

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I'm having a paternity test done on my gf's baby in a couple of weeks. I've played it off like I'm not, but she's been suspiciously adamant about describing every single angle of our similarity. That kid looks nothing like me, and has come our white (I'm a beanerfag). So far, I've kept a very level head. However, i just have to know. It's not that jerry springer bullshit. But i owe it to myself to really know.

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>>685944050
lmao what the actual fuck.

>>685942810
I got another story if someones interested:
When i was 8th grade i got fucked by my english teacher which was around 26 at the time. Anyways we were both drunk apparently on this school celebration. Pretty sure i seduced him since i dont remember shit but last thing i remember was talking to him. Next day i found cumstains on my pants and my ass kinda hurt. It was awkward seeing him afterwards but it was the end of school year. He always treated me differently and i never thought much of it. I grew a pair and talked to him about it and yeah it turned out we did fuck. He was apologizing and shit. Then he moved to teach to a uni and we started secretly dating. At the time i looked like 20 so no one suspected shit. I havent changed looks wise since then.

>>685943946
you were fucking around at 5? I didn't even know what sex was till I was 9.

>>685942302
Did she take it all?

>>685943380
time to upload it and make it famous.

I am good at first dates. I am terrible at second dates. Never know why.

>>685943254
Dude... I got pretty far on an associates degree but finally bit the bullet and went nights to get my bachelor's degree. Married, kids, traveling for business made it a grind but worth it. Stick to it.

>>685942915
I'm pretty sure my guy is the same way. I know he loves me, but I'm sure he fantasizes about other women. If I don't think about it, it doesn't bother me. When I do, it makes me anxious. What more can I do? Or is there anything I can do?

Is there something your gf could do to keep your mind on her or is it useless?

>>685943577
I know her reaction she would likely choo my dick off.....and I just trust the court system to give me custody, even tho I'm a much better parent and I don't beat my kid she does but not enough for bruising, so I cannot prove it

>>685944126
She's white as fuck
Just adopted by an old transplanted couple after WW2 ended

So despite Caucasian looks there is a slight Nippon accent

But yes weeabooing pretty hard

>>685943878
the irish have a term
"anam kara"
translated to soul friend.

meaning every soul in this world at birth is split in half and is shared with another person.

now try to find that one person in the millions and millions of people in this world.

keep[ searching man.
at this point in the world we are playing the needle in the haystack game... and only the men are digging for needles..

shes out there for you buddy.
just dont give up.

>>685944215
yea my cousin was kinky back then, we found a few VHS porn tapes of her parents and watched them, and it started from there, we tried to copy it, but obviously i couldnt get a boner back there so nothing happened, she got married 2y ago, but shes really hot, petite, slender, cute, i wish we would try it again

>>685944153
Are you already on the birth certificate?

>>685944026
it was, but just because i was the older one no one is going to believe me so i never said anything, but c'mon her body was more like from a 15-16 yo girl not a 13 yo !

I have problems with my bladder and I'm only 19
I can't take a piss especially in public bathrooms. I just fucking can't. Even if there's a single person in my house I just can't go. I have to hold it till it burns and wait for when I am completely alone in my home. Or sit (yes, sit. As a man. For taking a fucking piss) on a toilet for like 15 minutes for a sodding piss.
I'd go to a doctor...but I'm fucking terrified of them. I had to spend quite some time in the hospital as a child and even the scent of a hospital and seeing a doctor with a coat makes me wanna faint. So...yeah. I'm a guy who has to take a piss while sitting down or risk fainting at a hospital.

>>685944153
How dark of a beaner are you? Is she a beaner too? I'm beaner and my husband is half beaner and our kids came out white as fuck...one with blue eyes and the other with green.

>>685944153
I feel yuh fam. Currently going through similar shit with an anorexic sociopath who has an underdeveloped uterus so obviously no condoms when fuggin. She cheated on me but there's still a chance it might be mine. My fear isn't whether or not I'll be a good parent, but how to justify bringing him/her into existence.

>>685944464
I can only hope so. My so called best friend basically abandoned me when he moved in with his girlfriend, so I have very little human contact outside of talking to people at work. I come home to my room and that's about it. I just want to come home to someone that's glad to see me.

>>685944464

most stupid advice ever.

there's no "soul mate" just people who are more acceptable than others

>>685944428
well, dont worry about it, altho i do fantasize about them, i would never do anything for example, because i really love my GF, im sure your guy is the same, just be yourself and relax

>>685944301
nerves.

its like test anxiety

you just have the "i dont want to fuck this up" anxiety.

>>685940440
SHOO SHOO NIGGER

>>685940336
I started the stupid frog meme to prove you idiots really will spread anything retarded. thanks for proving my point faggots

I've had a really sweet, caring girlfriend for the past three years.

For the past couple months I've been cheating on her with a girl who makes a lot more money. Last week, I fucked this chick bareback while away on business for a few days and my gf literally has no idea. I"ll probably leave my gf for her soon.

>>685944699
Lol someone cheated

>>685944540
do you two ever talk about it? maybe there's still a chance.

>>685940336
My wife and I don't have sex because I no longer feel attracted to her. I see her more as a very special friend. We love each other fiercely, but I can't get aroused by her. I find myself wishing she would suggest that she find a man she can have sex with to satisfy her needs because it breaks my heart that she's so sexually frustrated and feels so rejected.

>>685943494
and you dont share them? you faggot

>>685944459
lol its cool man. im a bit jealous.

>>685944741
its man its a part of life.
my best friend did the same becuase his wife doesnt like me. (we are basically the same people and aries dont usually get along) but its a part of life.

>>685944756
as spoken by one that has never found their other half.

I have, therefore i know its true.
(i kinda just wish she was asian)

eh, not a big thing.. im just a degenerate.

>>685944258

Would love to, since exhibitionism is a big turn on for me. But also scared shitless for exposing myself and my perversities.

>>685941294
I'm currently in that rut, myself. The last time I told anyone about it I was told to stop wasting people's time fishing for compliments. I don't talk to people anymore. My relationships have either deteriorated to nothing or were burned away. I have no one to tell, and I doubt anyone will find me for days, if I ever had the balls to do it.

>>685942712
>>685943176

Same here anons. I have lied to all my friends even bestfriend and I cannot just stop it. If I tell the truth I would end up alone. I just want this to stop but I keep on lying more and more because it makes me feel better that I am a better person during the lies.
I have lied about my grades (photoshopped the results)
I have lied about my girlfriend
(Photoshopped with some other girl's face)
I lie even to my parents
I am a fucking loser

>>685940440
shoot shoot niggers

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>>685944756
lol nigga, what! Autism

Your lack of belief in better things don't negate there existence.

Let others do and you sort yourself

>>685944969
Let me do the honours anon..I will be gentel

>>685942712
Literally me
I'm stopping bit by bit cuz I'm tired of lying to everyone

>>685944931
we´re still very close to this day, we talk every week but we stopped doing it after a few months and never spoke about it again, well now that she's married i obviously wont bring up the subject

>>685941294
Stay strong anon.

>>685943494
a word doc !? fuck sake am i the only one who uses bloc notes for this quick links

>>685944969
Are u around the NY area?

>>685945088
What a faggot.

>>685944851
No...this is a secrets thread..if I had cheated I would of just posted it here. My mother has green eyes so the genetics are there.

>>685944825
why not just break it off already instead of dragging it out you insufferable faggot

Okay b
I wanna admit that I want an abusive relationship.
Last girlfriend I had (like the other 2) was too calm and good and quiet for me. I got bored of her and started needless fights for absolutely nothing even though she was like an angel to me. She was also really into me. She said she'd even die for me. And I even guilt tripped her - like it was her fault. Then abused her some more.

I feel like a fucking scumbag and keep telling myself how much of a worthless asshole I am for the shit I've done. But now I'm scared shitless of how much I enjoyed doing it and that I might do it again.

>>685940440
shoo shoo nigger

>>685942164
That's not a secret, everybody does that.

>>685940336
>I'm on 4 chan

>>685945204
U wot m8

>>685944428

Hey there,
I have had similar feelings in the past with my gfs. Its a pretty common worry to have, but i'll tell you, you gotta let it go hey, because it will destroy your relationship and i mean who really wants to feel anxious about their relationship all the time?

Couple of things to consider.
Theres nothing wrong with him or you fantasizing about others. Everyone does it and honestly, someone's thoughts and fantasies are their own damn business, being in a relationship doesn't mean you both dont have those feelings. You just both agree to not act on them.

So, your anxieties, are they because he fantasizes about ither women? Because he does, just as you think about other men, and you just need to let that go. It isnt his job to change that, its yours.

Or are your anxieties because you think he might cheat on you? If thats the case, you need to ask yourself, do you think he has done it? Or would do it?
If yes, get the fuck outta that relationship, because it isnt worth the stress.
If no, then you are worrying for no reason. Its stupid.let those feelings go, when they come up, just remind yourself that it wouldnt happen.
Something you might want to do is talk to him about it. Just ask him if he's cheated on you, or if he would, or at the very least, if he would tell you if he did.
Thats all you can really ask for from him, reassurance, beyond that, you either gotta let go of the feelings or the person they stem from.
Best of luck.

>>685943601
damn you 4chan, help anon !

>>685944440
What the fuck. I get it if she gave you sex and you cheated to choo your dick off but this? Cant your kid testify or something? Or set up a hidden camera and record it.

>>685944636
I usually sit down to piss, aint no shame in that and it also better for your blabber.

>>685944786
how do I prevent that?

Just have fun for me and not worry so much about her?

>>685941294
>>685945062
life is what you make it guys.
i could till be living with some shitty roomates, depressed every time they bring back a chick that is a scream and my headphones wont block out their thumping.
instead i decided it was time to move out, find someone i was willing to spend my life with, and study something im interested in.
4 years ago i was in the same prediciment as you guys. (considering if the world would even notice one less person)

now im wondering if the world needs another person ( she and i combined) and honestly think i would like to get a raise before i spit out a child.....

life is what you make of it...
so get off your ass, go do something you enjoy, and while you are enjoying that activity you may find someone that also enjoys those same activities....

>>685944825
Why would you do that to her? For money? For a better looking girl?

>>685942997
You downgraded

I accidentally killed my co-worker on 9/11.

I found out my girlfriend was trying to give free sex to old men on Craigslist, went through her emails and found a bunch of pics an vids she had sent them. Still fap to them. The fact that she was doin this and making people cum gets me off.

>>685941763
I am a single dad. Mine have grown up and left home now. It gets easier as they get older. They'll appreciate the sacrifices you are making for them. Mine are always there for me. Yours will be too.

>>685945542
It's not manly.
I feel like I've lost at least one of my testicles.

>>685944969
So you wanna get cucked? Also why arent you attracted to her anymore? Did she get fat or something?

>>685945565
two way.
(this may seem harsh)

1) grow a pair of balls and stop worrying (hard to do at times)

2) yea.... enjoy you. if you are not comfortable with yourself, how do you expect anyone else to be comfortable around you?
(bitches love confidence)

Yolandi visser beat my ass after a concert last year cause I was standing outside of her dressing room with a cup up against the door

>>685944464
>"anam kara"

I'm Irish and have traveled extensively around this island and I've never heard of, or heard anyone use, that phrase.

Sounds like some bullshit marketing line to me, anon.

>>685942404
You were born in the wrong generation. You'd a been a happy little hippie in the 60s

I masturbated into my girlfriends facial mask/shower gel/various other toiletries multiple times.
She puts on a facemask with my cum in it.

>>685940440
>>685940440
shoo shoo nigger

>>685945542
thats cool.

i sit to piss when im really drunk, or early morning when im tired..

im just kinda worried about hitting 50 and having my nuts drag the water..

>>685944117
i'm just being a whiny cunt.
>>685945691
thank you anon, i'm trying.

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>>685942712
>being honest about being addicted to lying

>>685941294
GTFO you attention whoring faggot.

>>685945062
This. Im still in college so i live with my parents and sibling. Though they are so tired of my shit that i think my death will be a relief after some time . Theyre the only ones that gave a shit truly and they still mean well but sometimes i overhear them say some of the worst things. How they wished they never had me, how im such a disappointment, how much i suck and im gonna fail at life. I dont want my mom to find me dead. It will break her so much. My friends and significant other might feel sad but they would move on eventually.

>>685945881
it may be scottish.
im a mutt of heritage and i forget which line it comes from, but i know its from that drunken region.

>>685945914
Damn right
Too bad I can't time-travel

I used to have sex with my step sister.

>>685942712

I'm not a liar, but I just refuse to tell the truth. Omitting information is techincally not lying. There are just some things people can't know about me, I'm an extremely sleazy person.

>>685945881
its "gaelic" and means "soul friend" so i was mistaken and im sorry for being mistaken.

forgive me anon-kun?

Osama Bin Laden Was never really kill, we just paid him 2 Billion, plastic surgery, and moved him to South America like we did Hitler.

>>685940440
Shoo Shoo Nigger.
And yeah, the only ones I can honestly say that I like are celebrities, and still.. I don't like many black celebrities. Any that I've met in real life I've not liked much or simply couldn't relate to. They've all been basically clones of one another.

The black culture and just the way the majority carry themselves are things I simply can't relate to. Just like I don't like a certain TV show and can't get into it, I don't like black people that much and can't relate to them.

I feel bad about it, but I'm not going to act like I don't find them different from white people. Because they are. Most blacks don't understand whites, and most whites don't understand blacks.. There are exceptions, but we aren't talking about those. We're talking about the majority.

My friend dated a black girl and told me that it was far different than dating a white girl. They live, breathe, and act completely different in many ways.

I'm in a relationship with my cousin.

Whenever we fuck, I don't use a condom. And whenever she's just gotten off her period, she lets me cum inside.

When we're around people who don't know, we just go about our business as a couple.

>>685945064
Ive did the same with the girlfriend thing. My grades were good so i didnt have to lie but now theyre shit and for some reason i dont care. You can tell someone sure but they will see you as negative and you know how most people are, wanna surround themselves with positivty and shit. And even if they dont ditch you right away, they will get tired of your attitude or complaints.

>>685940440
shoo shoo nigger

The back room does not exist. There is not a mystical room in the back filled with everything not on the shelf.

>>685945158
Thanks anon.

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>>685940336
Manowar is one of my all time favorite bands

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>>685940440
Shoo shoo nigger

>>685946487
I can attest to this.

>>685946142

I googled it and its comes from a book published in 1998 and now is used to sell rings, jeweler etc. I went to a Gaelscoil and learnt Irish fluently and this phrase never came up.

Its a marketing thing anon, sorry.

>>685941294
Wish I could help bro. Same problem. I've found that light exorcise and hanging out with friends helps

>>685946578
mr hankey got big

>>685946487
I want to believe

>>685943108
>has no idea
>says she loves that you spend time with your sister

Sounds passive aggressive as fuck bro, get out of there

>>685940440 shoo shoonigger

>>685944636
Not a bladder problem. Anxiety. Try xanax. You will whip it out in the middle of the que at the grocery

>>685945578
My fiance is about to dump me soon and i will spend my entire live in grief because i hardly move on. I thought of spitting out a kid too because might as well right? You got someone you love so you can create something. But without my love now i am back to thinking that its pointless. People arent bitter for no reason. Life makes them that way.

>>685941294
Same here bro... wanna play some games together?

>>685942327
I fucking believe you old timer

>>685946136
Nice try. Im on an anonymous image board. I cant feel bad because of some anons opinion rather i like it or not,

>>685944540
You can get a boner at any age. Story is bullshit.

>>685942267
That's some 16th century type bullshit right there.

>>685942100
Jump out of plane with bomb attacmtched dual wielding sawed off 12 guage. Noneven of this "attempted" bullshit. Leaving fb info in will for a buddy to just fuck with my friends.

Shoo shoo nigger

>>685946655

>Light exorcise

Boy you got them demons?

>>685946655
Yeah it does help. I took up a sport this week and will try to get my shit together. Thanks though.
>>685946786
Sure, what you have in mind?

>>685943862
maybe anon just wants to catch up on the childhood he missed out on

>>685942618
They know

>>685945849
You are right. I do need to gorw confidence. Never had any because I used ot be a linemen and played collegiate for a year before getting injured. So I always feel fat. I've lost 60 pounds but still have a belly. so that's my mind set. If I break that I can have fun. So thank you.

>>685945542
Lots of clean freaks sit at home to prevent splash.

>>685942833
Haha preaching on b/

>>685942929
Dude she's gay and is going to leave you for a woman, I'd start setting up for that . If you can prove she's been unfaithful you'll get the kid the house ,everything. Go to a spy shop if you aren't tech savvy and have them set you up with spy ware for her phone and your house. Put a tracker on her car, and if you can afford a PI, get one when you actually know she is cheating on you.
That's how I kept my house, care money and my ex got dick

>>685946601
its scott-gaelic.

https://translate.google com/?hl=en#en/gd/soul
https://translate.google com/?hl=en#en/gd/friend

not sure how the caraid got shortened to kara..... either druken slurs or marketing.

>>685945647
This

>>685940336

scotty doesn't know scotty doesn't know scotty doesn't know scotty doesn't know

>>685945879
Brb. Gotta fap.

>>685942929
Dude, that's every marriage. The sex runs out after a couple years or a couple kids and she just becomes your second mom.

Don't get married, kids. It's a fucking scam women perpetrate on men to acquire a house to raise their demon spawn in after they divorce you.

>>685944636
I can't eat in front of people. I go hungry quite a lot.

>>685942833
Good call. I was baptised a Mormon and then our church packed up and moved to utah. They are nice people and I've yet to read my Morgan bible. But I'm sure I'll disagree and disregard a lot of it. Couldn't hurt though. There is a church in my block I'm contemplating on going to.

>>685942712
You fucking idiot, everyone sees right trough your pathetic attempts at being special. The reason why you are so boring in conversations, is because noone wants to hang out with you, and and because noone hangs out with you, you make up idiot lies. Self fulfilling prophecy.

>>685940336

I've seen anomalies coming down from the sky and into a field right in front of me, at the dead of night, that cannot be explained by anything available on this terrestrial entity.

However, people are more likely to think I'm insane because of this rather than someone who has a secret or knowledge of something unique.

... Still doesn't change the fact that I now am a 100% firm believer in extraterrestrials.

>>685943522
It's not rape if she is a friend

>>685944778
Damage control anon. That might be your girl.

I suffer from major depression and have had some really fucked up things happen to me. I actually posted my entire story once here and some anons were surprised I haven't killed myself yet. But I've sure thought about it. For two years I've lied to my friends and family about how bad it really is, and just told the guy I'm moving in with here in August. I'm starting anti-depressants next week and have taken accutane to clear up my acne, but all in all, I really don't think I'm gonna make it another year. There's no point in it.

>>685947629
Trust me it was rape