Dinner at Hit's

>>685935975
Why would I choose dinner with Hitler?

>>685936057
because he has coupons for half price steak

>>685935975
Hitler was a vegetarian so I'll take the other shit.

>>685936057
give me one reason why you wouldn't?

is it because you're a kike?

>>685935975
If the question was being Hitlers right hand with option of winning the war, that would've been a harder choice

>>685936184
See >>685936202

What's he making?

>>685936304
Jews

>>685936167
This is a myth

>>685935975

Is he trrrying to entertain me? Is it publicised internationally?

Like if headlines all read: "confirmed time travelor travels through time to have dinner with hitler, live broadcast at 730", and the whole world watches as i interview him .. id be rich after dinner anyway from all the media interviews, magazine covers, fandom etc..

What if you choose immortality and mankind never finds a way to leave earth, eventually you would be the only person on a dead planet forever

>>685936644
Immortality =! invincibility

Get your cheat codes straight faggot

Only 5? I can't think of anyone in my life right now, just past people like an ex-boss, my mom, and son.

>>685936368
/thread

>>685936383
It's actually not.

>>685937135
it actually is

Now, if immortality means living forever, without your body decomposing and stuff like that, you could potentially see the end of mankind. Since you can live forever, there is a 100% chance that you will be able to see another humanity taking shape, identical to the one that exists now. The reason for this is that there is a chance that there is another humanity just like ours, completely identical, since the universe is infinite. If you are immortal the chance that you would see it is 100%, since it would happen eventually. When you do you could seek out Hitler and have dinner with him. So the first choice is what I pick, it only gives me more good things.

>>685936383
Your father is a myth

>>685937192
You're actually a faggot

>>685935975
With 500 billion dollars and all the women I could ever want I could just cut off the gene pool for jews by making any woman who was attracted to a jew for even a split second attracted to me.

Who fucking needs Hitler when I have 500 billion dollars and all the jewish women to stop them from reproducing, fuck you OP.

>>685937001
Look up the definition faggot, it means you are not capable of dying

>>685937060
why your son?

>>685935975
$500 billion, All the women you'd ever want/need
Immortality (optional) and any 5 people of your choosing executed without repercussion

or

$500 billion, All the women he'd ever want/need
Immortality (optional) and any 5 people of his choosing executed without repercussion, for Hitler

>>685937304
im actually not

>>685937537
Do you even lift?

Dinner with Hitler. All the people I hate are already dead, and I don't get to choose the form of execution

>>685937537
You actually are a nigger, faggot, tranny, and a car salesman wrapped into one

>>685935975
Dinner with hitler

Can we have Hitler dress as a trap?

Hitler, sharpie in pooper

>>685935975
>EASY
$500 billion, All the women you'd ever want/need
Immortality (optional) and any 5 people of your choosing executed without repercussion

invest 1/5 of money into time travel and have dinner with hitler, use 1 of 5 executions on hitler, and then use my time machine to move to the future and assassinate trump during his speech of becoming president, then hilary, then bernie, after which use my time machine to go back in tiem a few days and frame ted cruz because he IS the zodiac killer after which i go back further in time and execute moot so 4skin will never have been started and thus no one here will know of my political assassination plot as i am now rich with women and you'll be poorfags on reddit or tumblr

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>>685937459
>this
>retarded fucking thread.

>>685935975
This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me you're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian

>>685937366
It doesn't mean that. It means being able to live forever. Earth already has immortal species.

You are like the faggots telling people that atheism is believing there is no god.

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i'd kill Merkel, Jinping, Jong-un, Abulaziz and the last spot reserved for the biggest figure head who would be against me. Bam, the world is mine.

>caring about anyone other than yourself
>ever

>>685938223
>killing Jong-un

what are you a faggot

Our supreme leader will make fire rain against you filthy mutts

Your a dick. This is hard. But immortality trumps everything. That alone would set it so I would make 500 bil and then learn to summon Hitler to rule over the world once again.

>>685935975
i don't want dinner with hitler, but i would like to sit on his head?

Nazis are becoming popular again in germany with all the problems they r having they r just using a differejt name

>>685938365
How did you get out of the NK intranet?

>>685936202
muh nigga

>>685938182
Hold on while I go mortally wound an immortal person

German here. I choose hitler. He is my hero. Sieg Heil mein Führer

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>>685938804
>intranet

this ain't /g/ though

>>685936057
>not eating with Uncle Adolph
you're one edgy motherfucker

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>>685936057

the fuck you just said ?

>>685938182
This guy gets it. For example, the Elves in Lord of the Rings were an immortal species but they could still die from being purposefully killed. Immortality means you cannot die from natural causes but are still able to be killed via physical means (being shot, drinking acid, being stabbed, etc).

Good example, Superman is for all intents and purposes invincible (other than kryptonite) but will eventually die of old age. Wolverine is immortal (his cells regenerate, allowing him to live forever) but he can be physically killed if enough direct force is applied (via something like a nuclear explosion, which has happened in a certain continuity).

>>685938841
see
>>685939340

some superheros have both immortality and invincibility, such as dr manhattan

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>>685939613
Dr Manhattan is omnipotent

>>685938841
When I said Earth has immortal species, I didn't say humans are those immortal species. Look up immortal jellyfish.

>>685939340
I thought Wolverine isn't immortal, just incredibly slow ageing.

>>685939828
Can Jon kill himself? Can he stop his all-time seeing powers? He isn't omnipotent.

>>685939340
Immortality: the quality or state of something that will never die or be forgotten

When an organism cannot age it is called biological immortality

>>685940109
>Hurr immortality is immortality except when it's immortality

>>685940222
Hurr definition says never die but that's too complicated for me

>>685939828
>>685940004
Dr. Manhattan is not without flaws, he is incredibly bored and depressed before leaving earth as almost nothing is new to him anymore as he is aware of the future and past of all time. Dr. Manhattan can probably kill himself but I don't think he would ever try. I don't think there's ever been a solid answer to whether or not Wolverine is actually truly immortal, different storylines seem to always have a different answer to that question. I suppose the one superhero that is truly immortal is Mr. Immortal, who cannot possibly die as he instantly resurrects upon death.

>>685940109
>>685940222
>>685940342

You can quote all the dictionary definitions you want, it won't change the fact that "immortality", as /actually used/ in the English language today, means the ability to not die of old age. There are a few "immortal" organisms on Earth but they can all be killed via physical means.

tl;dr ask anyone on the street what immortality means and they'll tell you it means not being able to die from old age but still being able to be physically killed

>>685935975
I wouldn't even need the money.
I'll take the women and immortality.
People say it's a curse rather than a blessing but shiet I'll just wait around for advanced space travel to happen then leave this planet.

>>685940989
There are no immortal organisms on earth, there are biologically immortal organisms. If that just means immortality then why is it specifically called biological immortality? Dictionaries exist for a reason.

>>685937785
I'm actually not
>>685937684
i should again tbh, i never really got into it

>>685940989
You said mr immortal is truly immortal because he cannot possibly die...