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Walk into record, shop see this. What do?
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Walk into record, shop see this. What do?
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Tornari?
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>>685934432
simply stare, if i feel good maybe try to huck up.
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>>685934432
Wonder why a girl like her wants black dick?
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"Hi, i'm searching for Bloodhoundgang's third studioalbum. May you help me?"
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tell her to shave for a starter.
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"Do you have barenaked ladies' greatest hits?"
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"you got sandstorm by darude?"
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>>685935175
That's a good album. Fine choice.
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>>685935095
she looks like Brittany venti.
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>>685935095
Jesus. Looks like ot going to be a godamn mess down there.
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>>685934432
Tip my fedora and say "m'lady".
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>>685934432
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
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>>685934432
>Lock the door.
>And hope they don't have blasters
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>>685934432
Thank her for pointing me in the direction of the album I wanted.
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>>685935580
180 degrees you u mean or yu would be facing same way again
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>>685935716
newfag detected
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>>685935716
Fuck this bait, kill yourself
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>>685935580
Turn 360 and walk away, I assume you'll be moon walking out of there
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>>685935820
That's michael jackson kek
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>>685935820
Being this new.
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>>685934432
Ask if she can cuck you with a big black cock.
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>>685934432
post the rest of the set OP
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Ask her if Gordon knows she is in his shop without permission!
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>>685934432
>walk into record, shop see this

First off I'd never walk into a record, and certainly not to shop. You're a faggot. She has nice big floppy flappy fun bags though. Would berry my dick between them and scream REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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>>685934432
Offer her to my wife's black son
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>be me
>walk into record store
>need to find music or something
>see attendant standing in an aisle
>"hey attendant lady"
>attendant lady has tits out
>tits out in the store
>everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>685936361
>mfw scREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEam
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>>685934432
Ask her what teh fuck she is doing in a record shop, no one has record players anymore. God damn hipster.
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>>685936361
literal 5/7 post
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>>685936490
You forgot the floor part bro, it's only funny when dinosaur rhymes with floor... holy fuck dude, mcfucking kill yourself.
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>>685934432
Stick 2 fingers in my asshole then walk up to her and put them under her nose
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>>685936490
Well meme'd, friendo!
10/10 would kek again! Good show!
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>>685936159
Op here. Here ya go. http://m.imgur.com/a/OpFNw
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>>685934432

put the needle on the rekkid.
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>>685934432
This is Hilary Craig
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>>685936654
That's like a literal score in the 80 percentile range, if my maths are okay. (I'm not American so I'm pretty sure they are) Thanks faggot, I'll take it.
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Wonder how the fuck i turned in to a fucking hipster cunt hanging out in a record shop and kill myself along with everyone else inside.
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>>685936760
thanks man, i tried reverse searching but could only get partial sets with tons of popups

what else you got like that?
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>>685936679
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>>685936755
Nice dubblez√ but dude that meme sucked. No floor, no dinosaur. Simple fucking math faggot.
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>>685934432
choke
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>>685936914
No, it's Hillary Clinton
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>>685937042
>yfw no floor for dinosaur to live under
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>>685937101
Do you even sarcasm bro?
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>>685936760
post any other set links if you go tthem please!!!
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>>685935095
Id probably buy her a razor and some new shoes
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Would rek/10
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She's sexy as fuck, but she needs to trim that snatch.
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>>685936914
What this anon said. Hilary Craig. Her eyes scream 'crazy'
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>>685937264
Of course, I'm not an autist bro.
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>>685935522
>>685935095
you guys are both more hairy and more pussy than that hairy pussy
Goddamn I bet it's delicious.
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>>685936914
>>685937803
She has the look of a hundred girls I've fucked.
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>>685934432
find out if she has any trap friends with cute feminine penises
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>>685934432
put a 45 on each nipple and walk away.
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If she's smiling at me and showing her tits, I'm going to take the natural approach which is suck on them. It's direct consent.
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>>685937174
No, it's Bill Clinton
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>>685935716
For newfag education...pic demonstrates
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