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walk in car see this what do
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>>685933509
hi there, why tbe fuck are you in my car?
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Drop to the floor and begin kissing her feet while asking if I can be her personal human toilet.

I want her to shit in my mouth and laugh at me while I swallow it.
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>>685933509
thank god its my lucky day for putting a trap in my car, then id suck his penis
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>>685933693
This tbh
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Smash
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id ask the little boy if he was lost, then id start looking around for his mother, then id rape him
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why does everyone have a piss and shit fetish?
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>>685933744
check'd
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>>685933509
>stomp her head in
>realise I just walked INTO my car
>realise I walked into the back SEAT of my car
>wipe the blood off of my scorpion jacket
>get out of the car
>get back into the car in the driver's seat
>drive
>I drive
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>>685933848
why not?

id do this to her
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id suck his dick
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Probably prepare myself to hear her mind numbing feminist mantra.
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>>685933848
I don't normally. It's just for here. I see her as so completely superior to all else, that it's the only thing I think I'm worth doing for her.
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"bring back joji vlogs"
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>>685933996
pretty much this, she's useless unless you're gonna fucking rape the bitch which I wouldnt even recommend. Her lesbo lovers have probably destroyed that by now.
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>>685933509
fuckin' finger bang err CUNT
then go home
throw err over mee shoulderr and slap her on da RUMP
then pull her dainty paintys down make sure no1 is watching..
>never see her again
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"Useless unless yours going to rape her"
"Lesbo"

And you people wonder why they become feminists...
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"It's Leeeeeviosaaaaa!!!"
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>>685933509
Ask her if it's ok if I masturbate and will she watch me cum
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>>685933509
>walk in car
A bus
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>>685933509
How do you walk in car????
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>>685933509
Ask for a blowjob, had one once from her and she's pretty good.
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Turn 360ยบ and walk away
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>>685934327
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>>685934562
Sur
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>>685933509
Rape. It's my only option. She has such nice legs.
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>>685934674
This
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>>685934597
*180ยฐ
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>>685933509
tell the feminist cunt to get out of my car..
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>>685933840
Top kek
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Newfag confirmed.
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>>685934001
You are disgustingly pathetic
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>>685934871
newfaggot
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>>685934562
Yeah, sure dude
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>>685933509
She will nail her role as beast
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Realise that I have traveled back in time and win big with my sports almanac!
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>>685935047
>implying him
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>>685934839
who thinks of this shit man..? ultra cuckery right there
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>>685934871
*360 faggot
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>>685933509
Tell her to get out of the car as I'm ready to suck Daniel Radcliff's penis inside
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>>685934597
Kek you beat me to it
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>tip fedora
>m'lady
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>>685935337
That's kinda the whole point.
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>>685934753
Don't be jelly. In the end, it's just a blowjob, doesn't make it any different just because she's famous.
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>>685933509
ask her if she'd like to see my "wand"
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>>685933509
wonder why I'm walking inside a car
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>>685935729
You're a faggot and thattotallyhappened
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>>685934597
retard
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>>685933509

Prepare for the security guard beating that will immediately follow.
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Excuse me, what the fuck are you doing in my car if I may ask?
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>>685933509
Em..e ee... emmaa..!? Nah fuck that I would rape the shit out of her and post her on b with timestamps you fuckers would be jelly ehh?
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>be me
>walk into bus/car hybrid thing
>need to travel or something
>see other person
>hold up
>it is child star and political speaker Emma fucking Watson
>spaghetti falls out of my pockets
>i fall on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur
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>>685937236
You're spilling your 12 year old/9gag tumbler jokes on the floor faggot.
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>walk into car
>see Emma Watson
>start to nervously twitch
>c c c-an I help you?
>she speaks
>I pee my pants out of nervousness
>quickly waddle away in embarrassment
>fap to the memory later that night
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Wake up
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>plain jane
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Do a 360 and drive away
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>>685937469
I'll have you know I'm 12 and a half, nigger.
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