Waifu claiming thread.
>Eggs Edition
The rules are very simple:
>uhh
>rules?
>RP + ERP = BAD
>stuff
>damn these are complicated
>Eggs
E G G
Do I get a bottle of water with my eggs?
>>685932803
Sup OG bun
>>685932829
What up Syndra. Got tea today?
>>685932883
Still just scrambling?
ayy, you're back from lurking
>>685932815
>Shiro
>>685933019
>Not me.
Yes, always.
>>685932815
hope you like em
>Shiro
>>685933019
Devilled tomorrow. And now it's two dozen.
>Maybe this time I'll actually eat them
>>685933015
It's complimentary
>>685933002
Hello Galko
>>685933163
Noticerino
>>685932917
Fuck you too.
>>685933148
I went with the latest one. I apologise, what tea are you drinking today?
>>685933229
So just boiled then curried. Should use some cream with it. Helps out a heap.
>>685933163
I always just assume you're in thread at this point.
Akiko claimed
ITT: will the shitposting continue or did he see the futility of his actions
>>685932883
Good rules, I approve
>>685932978
Woo random naps
>Not tired rattles
>>685933359
Hopefully he saw the futility of his life.
>>685932762
Yeah, it was a failed attempt that went pretty far.
>>685932906
Good night yo.
>>685932917
Shit, its 4am for me.
>>685932978
Do actually legitimately sleep?
>>685933118
>>685933179
Holy shit these are great! Thanks!
>>685933311
Oh, right.
>>685933348
Peppermint.
>>685933588
2pm here.
/waifu/ quit putting forth effort months ago. A shame, really.
>>685933229
Hi Hanako.
>>685933348
Thanks senpai
>>685933359
I always have good rules
>>685933359
>>685933578
>don't talk about shitposters
>doing so practically invites them to come out of the shadows and approach you menacingly whilst snapping their fingers to the beat
>>685933588
Your welcome. I got nothing better to do, so I could make some intensify gifs for you if it pleases ya. Don't think it'll bother me either, only takes about 30 seconds. Can't do it of something that's already a gif though.
Example
>
>>685933659
What is there to do in Latvia anyways?
>>685933769
It's literally just an innovation of my rules, but fine, don't give me credit.
>Shiro
Good afternoon waifus. How goes it?
>>685932895
I am not nice.
>Done with your shit hentai loli claimed
>>685933856
Sorry, who are you again?
>>685933871
Finals in two weeks
>KILL ME NOW
>>685933912
You can still be
>>685933966
You can do it Hanako! Study hard~!
>>685933856
Shit I need intensifying gifs. Please I need this.
>>685933966
Don't think I won't fuck you up friend.
>>685933578
RIP shitposter #2346
>>685933769
>come out of the shadows and approach you menacingly whilst snapping their fingers to the beat
But it's just that what's so amusing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs4i41cOv0s
>>685933659
Always enjoyable. I get to make blends at work, I think we have 7 flavours or so that are all loose leaf. No bags allowed.
>>685933769
No problem.
>>685933966
They finish this week at UC. So we're not busy at work.
>>685934077
>Shiro
>>685934221
Sup Chen
>metal warning
https://youtu.be/jEOF4aZwDkE
>>685933966
No I can't.
I am Skeletor in disguise.
>>685934241
Fuck yeah. Now I can scream internally for today's egg results.
>can you please do this one. No more after I promise.
What program do you use to do this?
>>685934420
>420 checked
Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeh
>>685934076
>dying inside
>>685934091
Sorry, I don't remember you very well
>I have bad memory
>>685934178
Well, I guess I'd like shitposters to NOT come to this thread at all.
>>685934420
Even someone like you has a heart.
>You're a good person
>>685933752
The bandaged waifu is the best waifu! I invoke the king's right, for I am the schwanz king!
>the schwanz is thrust into the bandage waifu's backdoor and thrust vigorusly
>the feeling is good and ograsmic
>seamin floods the waifu's butt, and the anus
>she is pragnated
Aaahhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
>>685934594
i-i see how it is hanako...
>
>>685934600
Good taste schwanz king.
morning claim!!
>>685934472
I don't actually use a program. I use this to give it the shaking effect: http://en.bloggif.com/effect
and this to speed it up: http://ezgif.com/optimize
Also, if you want to request more, it's all fine dude, it takes up very little time.
>>685934794
How was your sleep Kagami?
>Shiro
>>685934667
OH SHIT NO WAIT I REMEMBER SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY I'M SO SORRY
>bows so hard I faceplant
>>685934794
Goooooood morning qt3.14
>>685933856
What is there to do in [insert country] anyways?
>>685933871
So did we get anything new?
>>685934230
Im not a big fan of tea in bags.
>>685934673
How's the break from waifu going?
>>685934350
I'm not really into metal, I like a few bands, but that's it.
I like more grunge stuff I guess when it comes to rock.
>>685933769
No! The waifu must not be kept barefoot and in the kitchen! The schwanz king will save you!
>I regally edgeaculate from the schwanz into the waifu's mouth
>I defecate with power and majesty
>the waifu ograsms and leaves you, coming with me to a land where she can have shoes
>she is pragnated
Take that, waifu abuser!
>>685934859
meh
I'm going to work now, see you guys later.
>>685934594
What's a Heart.
>>685934594
I believe in you!
>>685934858
Don't think so. I only just got up 10 mins ago and sounds like nothing happened but blade getting banned, which I'm glad about tbh
>>685933588
>Naps are a good idea
>>685933578
>no more sleep rattle
>>685934844
lel it's fine just busting your balls
>>685934993
don't stress out too much galks! see you soon.
>>685934600
>>685934880
Five Dios.
>>685934928
You've been lurking haven't you?
>>685935014
It's the beat that you feel in your chest. Sometimes, it can soar, it can sink, it can go fast and it can go slow.
The heart feels.
>>685935060
I HAVE DISHONORED THEE I GIVE MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES
>forehead is glued to the floor
>>685934863
Thats why I put the warning. I prefer some covers of theirs though, they do good adaptation work. Reload seemed like a more grungy album by Metallica, definitely not their thrashy stuff.
>>685934858
I just think my boss is a fan of not shit overall. Tea isnt in bags, 3 top blends of coffee and quality food. Even our takeout teas are made in pots and brewed before we pour them.
>pots always come in to wash cold
>I get the smell but cold tea
>>685934794
Good mourning
>>685934838
Well, I have a huge headache right now so I was planning on going to sleep actually. Plus I dislike when someone offers me something and I take more than I should. Although you are allowing me so...
>>685935030
I do love my naps...
Guys my brain is going to blow from this headache. I think Im going to sleep. Goodnight/morning/day to all!
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
>>685934838
it was good!!! how are you shiro???
>>685934844
hey hanako!!! how are you today?
>>685935019
Only thing i herd that someone found an instagram that's almoust exactly like deepers channel.
>>685935373
I don't know what you're talking about, sometimes I feel hungry, does that count?
>>685935219
Periodically.
>>685935376
I wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Ika! Also, don't worry about it man, I'm the one asking for requests.
>>685935552
Oh I'm good, going to sleep soon, watching FMA: Brotherhood.
>>685935526
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
>meme
>>685935526
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
>>685935659
>I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
>>685935575
No. That's your stomach.
>>685935376
>mourning
>dat pic
OH GOD DON'T DIE
>>685935552
I... am bored.
>>685935710
>>685935659
>>685935645
>I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
>I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
>I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
>>685935570
interesting, but I'm not sure deeper would leave himself with such an open thread
oh god not this shit again
>>685935732
If that's the Stomach, where's the heart?
>>685932883
>>685935732
sorry to hear that....you don't have any games to play???
>>685935845
He just posted ''TkVWRVIgT1ZFUi4='' oh his channel
>>685935933
That's easy! It's between your...
Uh... ever feel something beating in your chest? That's your heart.
>>685936061
Can't play. Finals in two weeks
>I feel my soul drifting away
>>685935845
Could be a bait?
>>685936146
My bowels beat. Is my heart in my bowels?
>>685936129
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
what to do...
what to do...
what to do...
>jenny claim
>>685936224
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
>>685936146
I thought that was a knife.
>>685935967
Good waifu, I r8 9/9
>>685932883
Vino claimed for top tier Waifu.
How're you degenerate otherkins going? Still disappointing your parents in your shit taste in qt anime grills?
>>685936253
http://bed56888308e93972c04-0dfc23b7b97881dee012a129d9518bae.r34.cf1.rackcdn.com/sites/default/files/iced_tea_3.jpg
>>685936348
ops
>>685936253
sleep, but don't know where you live in aus so it could be kinda early for ya.
>>685936129
Apparently it's 'never over'
>>685936224
It's a good chance. I think I'm 50/50 on it being bait/a legit killer.
Either way an interesting ARG
>>685936146
are you studying hard?? don't be unprepared for them!!! try and focus, i know it's hard to!!!
>>685936391
Well atleast he is talking.
>>685936224
No! Your heart's in between your b-
Oh, sorry. I forgot.
>>685936312
>knife
I don't think a knife should be in your chest. At all.
>>685936446
>Nothing but fucking essays as far as the eye could see
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!
>>685936388
it's like 10pm over.
>>685936348
i'm already drinking tea
>>685936608
ouch...what subjects are they for??? i haven't done an essay in ages....and im not looking forward to it lol
>>685936262
i still can't belive these are vigil's words
>>685936608
There's lots of stuff that shouldn't be in my chest.
Like Lungs, who needs those.
>>685936388
Its 10pm for him
>>685936608
So which coast in Aus?
Hey guys. Azusa here. I need some opinions.
I just got a blue Subaru and I named it "Konata" because... Blue. Anyway, would it be cringe to put a small decal of the word Konata on the side window? Not of her face or anything but literally just the word Konata in white. I don't think anyone would understand what it meant and the ones who do will think it's cool.
Kagami especially. Answer this shit. I'd name it Kagami if it was purple.
>>685937159
You need those, To breathe. And, I don't know...
STAY ALIVE
>>685936858
>English
One subject should not have this many essays
>>685937347
Already told you before.
>I'm going to pretend I never said this >>685936608
>>685937638
justdoit.gif
>>685937638
It wouldnt really be cringe, people put a lot worse on their cars.
>Not worse, but this is decals done right
>With this car I summon Homu
>>685937706
If I had Paul Walker's Porsche Carerra GT, I'd name it Hanako.
Good morning everyone.
>>685937638
It would be REALLY cringe.
Don't do it, for your own respect.
EGG
>>685937839
That's pretty cool. I love itasha and if I lived in Japan is go for it.
Not in the Bible Belt in the United States. It would be keyed within a week.
Nyanpasu
Still half asleep
What's going on my dudes?
>>685938075
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
>>685937638
hmmm, i don't know....i've never put many stickers on my car, but i don't think i would do it
>>685937706
you gotta do them!!! i wish you best of luck hanako, how many essays do you have for english??
>>685937638
Seems pretty cool man. Konata is in these threads too, don't know where he is though. I'd definently reccomend it, as it's only a name, really nothing too flashy.
>>685937862
zozzle
>>685938075
Not much, going to sleep soon because of my fucked up sleep schedule. You sleep good?
>>685938139
>>685937940
Yeah... I don't think I'll do it now. I saved my ass off for it.
Pic is one like it. Would take a pic but it's storming now.
>Azusa
>>685937706
What's alive?
>>685938158
forgot image
>>685937638
if i were to be honest it'd feel off just having konata written on it. it's not suttle enough to feel neat to the few who get it but it's not flashy enough to really be worth having on there. that's just my opinion on it anyway.
>>685938137
>>685938158
I have no idea who I'm talking to
>>685938137
What's going on, man? Anything in particular that you want to talk to me about or is it just life getting to you?
>>685938158
Slept pretty well, actually. Karen poster showed up in my dream, guess I spend too much time here. What's your schedule like?
>>685938361
Okay there we go, this helps
>>685938338
Is okay.
That's a nice car.
But sticker on your own car, is childish in my opinion.
You need to respect it.
>>685938338
It's literally just a name man, I really doubt anyone would notice it. Plus shit, it's a baller ass car, you bought it, you named it, mind as well do something nice to it. It's pretty cool imo.
Starting to sober up some. Playing some MWO, either getting top damage for team or a few kills.
>Its fun being a Timberwolf.
>>685938614
also, not asuza anon who posted this, just realized makes it seem like he's talking to himself lel
Claiming childhood crush
Also now I cant get the opening song outta my head fuck Im not even into anime
>>685938623
>pics will be the death of me I swear
>>685938139
Enough to take up two whole days apparently
>or so I've heard
>>685938339
Hmm... good question.
I could say that anything that could move is alive, but then that would also count inanimate objects that can move on its own.
I guess the best definition of being alive I can give you is that if you can grow, act, die and *cough* reproduce *cough* then you're officially classed as "alive".
>>685938507
It's a meme. Copy pasted a few times in this thread.
>>685938507
Oh, I wake up at 3-4 PM and go to bed at around 7:30 AM, fun stuff. Don't have a job and I'm out of school so don't really care about my sleep schedule being fucky.
>>685937638
it's not like your plastering a big konata face on the side of car, just a small decal on window. go for it if it makes you happy man!!
pic related
>>685938614
Thank for the compliment, dude. I saved forever.
Yeah. I'm the type to add a few decals but never go overboard with it. I like itasha but I want to be stealthy about it. That's why I opted just for the name. It'll probably just be 4 inches long on the window or something.
I just hated getting rid of my old car. It was a grey Scion FR-S. That thing was named Azusa.
>>685938801
Fug, usually I recognize those. I wondered whether it might be. Just haven't seen that one posted before.
>>685938811
Huh. I work 10-7 so I can't really do that. I've let my sleep schedule get wonky before but it really doesn't feel right unless I maintain a largely diurnal lifestyle.
>>685938801
hmmm, that sounds like a lot of essays....but you've got this hanako! good luck to you!!!
>>685939335
>
>>685939139
Oh yeah it's fake, got spammed to shit, has been reoccuring for past couple days.
>>685939399
oh! hello......tsukasa, is it time to be more cute than i lol
>>685939645
>It always was
I think I might switch waifus. I've been loyal to Azusa for a while but... She's been getting boring.
Pic related is possible waifu
>>685938801
remember when you tried so hard to get with prinz and she denied you so you left the thread like a little bitch
>>685939839
Shame.
Alright, I think thats it for me tonight.
>certain long range missiles have an arming time in MWO
I spent 3 minutes of my life watching someone try to fire 300 shots of those within that arming range
For a grand total of 15 damage.
Mechs dealing 15 damage in 3 minutes are fucked.
Starting to rage at the potatoes.
>I dealt 600 damage with pinpoint damage
>second highest on the team
>>685939839
fak u
>>685939908
I main Catapult.
>>685939810
>it never ends
my eternal torment continues, is it time for a cute off??
>>685939908
Oh, ya going to bed or something?
>>685939893
No! I'm sorry AzuNyan!
>>685939995
>so easy I will fall asleep
>>685939988
I main Timbies. Fight me.
>>685940057
Still gonna be on thread for a bit. Just raging at potatoes.
>>685940208
>goddamn pics
>>685940208
How's bitchwhore holding up?
>>685940171
>but you can't fall asleep....because ill poke you awake
What does everyone here think of the American presidential election?
I can't really stand any of the candidates. The only one I somewhat like is Bernie Sanders. He seems cool. I'm usually obsessed with elections but this one... It's shit.
Oh well. Anyone but Hillary.
>>685940315
>oshit
Level 40, outside Rock Tunnel. Had to charge to continue, thats an idea...
>>685940249
What's going on with the pictures bro?
>>685940171
>>685940330
OH GOD I CAN'T DECIDE
>>685940416
Murica's fucked.
>>685940470
>The leg master has returned
>>685940416
I really don't like presidential candidates ever. I enjoy Bernie's ideas, but someone has gotta pay for all of that shit.
>>685940470
Sup anxious one
>>685940495
I keep forgetting.
>we have two knife guy now
>>685940495
>Murica's fucked.
hopefully not, but i have a bad feeling....
>kagami is the cuter one, you know it....
>>685940208
My Catapult is Literally LRM boat.
It rains fire and death on anything it can hit.
>>685940620
>>kagami is the cuter one, you know it....
Oh really?
Prove it.
>>685940600
>Now that's what I call edgy
>>685940330
>yawn
>>685940629
I have a 42 point alpha. Im faster, tankier and l dont need people to target for me. You spread damage like a mofo and cant specifically hit my weak point while I can easily take off your arms.
>theres a reason LRMs arent widely used in comps
>>685940787
>poke
wake up!!
>>685940932
>>685940787
>almost falling asleep but not quite
>the oversized sweater look
HNGGGG
>>685940416
Gary Johnson
>>685940909
I just sit at the back like cancer artillery and go pew pew.
>>685940932
>not working
>>685940512
Hey Mai.
>>685940495
Someone say L E G S?
>Pleased to see you around.
>>685940600
Greetings, fledgling Love Goddess. Just another day without my only passion and driving source, how goes your night? I imagine you're tired.
>>685941192
At least go SRM facecheck. People dont expect it and you can unload.
>I sometimes play shotgun jenner
>72 point alpha on a light is insane
>>685941215
>pokes harder
>>685941222
>>685941267
Not really tired.
>>685941286
Damn memory of mine...
>>685940586
Maybe if we cut the fucking military budget just a smudge we'd have money. We spend more than the next 26 countries spend combined, yet Russia or Chona could still destroy us.
Why? How?
>>685941325
>not leonardo
You had one job
>>685941499
>could still destroy us
Wouldn't it be MAD?
I have no idea what you guys could even possibly spend that much money on. Are you building a space lazor or something?
>Akiko