>>685932331
who came first ?

did you like the taste of dick and how awkward did the cock fit in your ass?

>>685932331

Is OP a faggot?

Dis she put her doodledadle in your bum?

>>685932331

Are you going to finish that kitkat?

>>685932423
She did
>>685932461
Didn't taste it, didn't go in my ass
>>685932476
Gender really isn't an issue with me, I'm more concerned about what's between a person's ears than their legs.

Did you always know you were gay?

>>685932499
Nope
>>685932506
That's an old picture

>>685932331
I want to eat kitkat now and is all your fault

>>685932630
See
>>685932619

>>685932673
Deal with it

>>685932619
How come you find it reasonable to call a person with a penis a she when a penis is something to obviously belongs to a he?

>>685932619
>>685932682
Just because gender "doesn't matter to you" doesn't make you any less gay. Just admit your a faggot and move on. But how tight was it?

>>685932808
Fuck your mother, that's why.

>>685932808
mental illness

>>685932833
Not a faggot though, I like women.
Pretty tight tbh

>>685932904
I am pretty fucked in the head.

>>685932331
What is the name of this trap?

Any pictures or videos of the trap?

>>685933008
Her name's Elayne

>>685933052
Yes, but not posting.

>>685932960
That's not a woman

>>685933113
I mean in general. You fuckin slow or something?

video or it hasn't happened

Where did you find the trap OP?

Did she have a feminine penis? And was it the first penis you ever touched (besides yours ofc), how was it?

>>685933104
Why? I don't believe you did it

>>685933191
Why would I record it?

>>685933208

>Did she have a feminine penis?

That asteroid can't hit Earth soon enough.

Humanity is fucking DONE.

>>685933202
Met her through a friend. Didn't know she was a trap until she flat out told me.
>>685933208
What the fuck is a feminine penis? And no, it wasn't,

>>685932331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgk4Cd7h6ak

>>685932898
Well, I'm glad to see that you're fully open to questions. I didn't say anything offensive or testing so stop being so edgy.

>>685933216
Cuz I'm not gonna be an asshole and post her on 4chan.
Don't believe me then,

>>685933235
a great experience to remember.
the time u have becomed a fag

Have you come out to your parents yet OP?

>>685933454
kek

>>685933208
>feminine penis
what are you even i dont know man.

You seeing her again OP?

>>685932619
>She

>>685932331
How'd his dick taste after he fucked your anus?

>>685932808
because calling it a he is an insult to males. It/she is better.

>>685933543
See
>>685932619

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>>685932619
>She did

Good work, anon. Way to be a considerate bro.

>>685933555
checkd

>>685933563
Who knows?
>>685933615
I was the one on top.

>>685933632
still a fag no matter what

>>685932960
>I like women

You just fucked a guy in the ass for sexual pleasure. Pretty sure you're a fag.

>>685933647
I aim to please

>>685932331
Are you taking hormones? Does she?

>>685932331
pics or it didn't happen.

>>685933773
if he also fucks women, he's a bi faggot

>>685933479
Fag

>>685933773
You ever think it's possible to like men and women?

>>685933773
If the categories are breaking down as the world changes, then it's pretty stupid to start going all allahu akbar over muh definitions.

did the balls touch?

pics of the trap?

would you fuck a nigger trap?

>>685933944
It's a possibility, I wasn't really paying attention.

>>685932331
You fucked a dude. How gay are you

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>>685932499
>>685932619
>>685933208
>She
>>685933063
>>685933373
>>685933563
>her

If you're not going to post a pic, can you at least describe trap's appearance?

>>685934026
Any hole's a goal anon
>>685933959
Nah

>>685934042
50%

>>685933875
Of course it's possible. Just admit you're a bisexual queer.

Anything anybody says will not hangs the fact you are indeed, somewhat, gay. Life is a man and woman, and children, and death.

Not man on man faggotry

>>685934045
Traps aren't males. They're not females either though. They are abominations.

>>685932619
>I'm more concerned about what's between a person's ears than their legs.
>asking to be interrogated by /b/

Choose one

>she did

HE did

Are you comfortable with your homosexuality?

>>685934137
>Life is a man and woman, and children, and death.
Kill yourself, you tool.

>>685934224
Homosexuality would mean that I only like men. Which isn't true.

>>685933208
>feminine Penis

wtf man

You faggots really bring "take what you can get" to a whole new level.

Pretending some insane faggot is a girl, that actually makes me sad.

>>685932331
So are you technically gay?

>>685934351
I'm by no means desperate. Quite the opposite really, I'm kinda picky.

>>685934351
why does it matter?

>>685932476
Well obviously. He fucked a guy

>>685934375
50/50

>>685934451
But I also fuck women...

>>685934168
>Traps aren't males

Your post gave me a good laugh. But don't encourage OP to be any more gay.

He seems like the type to get HIV and unknowingly spread it to people before finding out.

Tis the way of the gay community

have you ever fucked a manly guy? if not, would you?

>>685934462
Ah bisexual. I forgot about that one. Well cheers! As long as you enjoyed it. Hedonism is life.

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GREENTEXT SEXY TIME

>>685934518
Yes I have

>>685934570
Fuckin a.

>>685934428
>I'm kinda picky.

Kinda gay you mean

>>685932331
What was she wearing? Traps always seem to be fucking lingerie prodigies.

>>685934609
The whole thing, or skip right the sexy yime?

>>685934773
Nothing out of the ordinary, it was chilly today. Sweater, tank top, yoga pants, so on and so forth

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Look at this picture of my new pet turtle, Arthur.
>pic related

>>685934918
>so on and so forth

But the so ons and so forths are what I wanted to hear about!

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Was it hard whiping shit of your dick?

>>685934992
Just normal clothes..
Bra, panties, socks, shoes.
Ya really want me to go into detail?

>>685935099
Well, no. Not anymore I guess.

>>685935076
Used a condom, so if there was any shit, it didn't get on my dick

How's your shitdick faggot?

>>685935181
See
>>685935163

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>>685934805

the whole thing. how you met, a little bit about how you flirted and arranged hooking up, then sexy time. i'm interested in fucking a trap too, but most are either straight up expensive prostitutes or niggers on my local craigslist

>>685935181
He's getting super annoying; I think he's a compulsive shitposter. Look at this latest one:

>>685935181
>How's your shitdick faggot?

I mean, that's not even funny; it's just low-effort. What a shitdick.

>>685932331
I don't give a fuck about any of that. What I want to know is why you can't eat a fucking Kit-Kat? Are you mentally retarded? You break off one of the bars and you eat it, THEN you deal with the next bar. You don't bite into the entire thing! Congratulations, asshole, you've just ruined the last three bars before you've had a chance to properly snap each one off and eat it individually. You may as well have given your $2.00 to Susan G. Komen so she could pretend to use it to cure breast cancer.

>>685935875
umadbro

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>>685935271

to add on to my own post, most traps in the area are either the niggers (ALL ugly as fuck) or the expensive prostitutes.

the few non nigger, non prostitute traps i've been exposed to all hate "chasers". they straight up deny any guy that fetishizes them for being a trap, but can't find love by lying to guys about being a trap.

must be all the hormones making them think more like women. shit doesn't make sense to me.

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>>685935875

Best....comment....ever

>>685935983
Thing is, I'm not exactly a chaser. I didn't realize she was a trap until she told me.

>>685933104
Then fuck off

>>685935875
autism speaks

>>685936044
autism echoes

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>>685936240

>hope you understand!

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>>685936100

well greentext how it went down, bro.

the meet, flirt, reveal, and hook up.

>>685936578
Working on it

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>>685936463

>>685936696
Gonna prestige soon.

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>>685936463
I empathize with your struggle. And I give you this delicious trap as a show of support.

>>685936884

Well thank you kind sir.
That's very polite of you.

This is some great bait mate I rate 8 out of 8

>>685932331
How hard did you fit that ass?

The only times I ever think of fucking a trap is to brutally hammer an ass to get all of my urge out of my system for as long as possible.

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>>685937061

Here you go.

>>685937124
Took a good minute or two until I was all the way in, she was on top at first, so she went at her own pace. The rough shit came later.

Bump, still working on Greentext

>>685936578
Here ya go
>Met through mutual friend, who gave her my number
>Texted back and forth for a couple days
>Decided to meet last night, only night both of us had off
>Meet at local coffee joint
>Nervous as hell, awkwardly try to flirt.
>Find out she smokes weed.
>fuckyeah.jpg
>Ask her if she wants to go back to my place and get high.
>Skip to my place
>Smoking a joint or two.
>"Anon, there's something I have to tell you."
>Oh shit
>Tells me she's a trap.
>"Appreciate the honesty, but it's not a big deal"
>Her relief was visible.
>Go to check something on the computer, had Deadpool playing when I left, was still open.
>"Oh my god, I haven't seen that movie, we should watch it"
>"Ok" Hooked the computer up to my tv, started watching it.
>We start cuddling and shit.
>Start making out about 15 minutes into the movie
>Starts rubbing my dick through the pants
>Continue making out like horny teenagers for another 5 minutes or so.
>She slides down the couch, tugs off my pants.
>Takes the whole fucking thing in her mouth, no gag reflex at all.
>Start fucking her face, cuz why the hell not, she likes it.
>She gets up, strips herself down. "Do you have any lube Anon?"
>Bring her into bedroom.
>She pushes me onto the bed, puts the condom on my dick and lubes both of us up.
>Hops on like a horny cowgirl.
>Rides the cock for a good 10 minutes.
>Tell her to get up
>She automatically gets on her hands and knees
>Really started to get rough, hair grabbing, biting, spanking.
>She cums buckets, collapses after we're done.
>Cuddle and pass out, wake up a couple hours later.
>Smoke some more weed.
>She goes home.

Some anon must have more questions

>>685938517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5xl_5DPDn4

>>685938771
Not really, I still fuck women

When did you realize you are a faggot?

>>685938853
why are you trying to deny the fact that you just fucked a man for sexual pleasure. like dude had a dick and all. like big ol' wien. you fucked a person with a shlong.

>>685939044
Not denying anything. I've already said that I like both

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tfw you realize OP is literally a massive faggot

>>685938517

I don't care about your sexuality, as I don't think it matters/is relevant.

What will you do now? Not being a chaser, would you consider hooking up with a trap?

>>685939352
Like I said before, any hole's a goal. If the opportunity presents itself, yeah.

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post a pic of a similar looking trap (or a pic of her if you really want to). or describe in detail. i need a visual

>>685939280
If only you dumb /pol/ bitches really would burn your computers

>>685939959
>implying I have anything to do with cancer that is /pol/
>implying fucking dudes is not gay

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>>685933208
>feminine penis

>>685939685
Let's see:
She's about 5'4, curly shoulder length strawberry blonde hair, green eyes. Slim, but not overly skinny. B cup tits, cute smile. Anything else?

>>685940251
I'm not gay though, I still fuck women

>>685932331
OP, you are a very lucky guy. Fuck what all the jealous fags have to say.

I've been wanting the date, fuck, and marry a trap for as long as I can remember. Not necessarily in that order either.

>>685940260
OP here, even I don't know what a feminine penis is.

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>>685939959

No. NO. You don't get it, do you? You don't fucking GET IT. We are here to stay. STAY. Oh you'd better get fucking used to it, son, because there are so many goddamn fucking things wrong with the world, not the least of which is your fucking ENTERTAINMENT.

We will point that out for you. Let me say that again so you understand.

WE.

WILL.

POINT.

THAT.

OUT.

FOR.

YOU.

We will point everything wrong out for you so you can finally get through your thick fucking head some of the things that are wrong with this world. Starting with you. YOU.

>>685940476
The fact that she's a trap didn't really matter to me. I didn't even know until we were back at my place and she told me.

>>685940518
This is what cancer actually looks like, /b/

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>>685932331
http://link.dabebook.com/3

>>685940627
That's what makes your experience so perfect. You didn't even know until you knew.

You're not supposed to know. How did you find out and what was the first thing you said?

>>685940431
>I'm not gay though, I still fuck women
That's like saying, "I'm a vegetarian, but I still eat meat."
You're a faggot, plain and simple.

>>685940857
We were back at my place smoking, and she just tells me. I told her that I appreciate the honesty, but it really doesn't matter to me.

>>685932331
why?

>>685940925
Never heard of bisexuals?

>>685932619
>She did
its not a fucking female

>>685940995
Why not?

>>685941081
You know what you did and you know you should be ashamed and contemplating suicide. What gets you through the day? More trap porn?

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>>685940373

have you followed her on social networking sites and seen any "before" pics?

>>685941213
I regret nothing.

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>>685941071
I don't believe in "male" and "female" anymore. Humanity is merely a connected community of individuals, some of which make my penis hard. Get on my level, scrub.

>>685941280
Got her on Facebook, no before pics though

>>685941037
>bisexuals
So, not exclusively a faggot, but still a faggot none the less.

>>685938517
So when you say she came all over, you mean all over your bed then went to sleep without cleaning the sheets full of his cum?

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>not a faggot
>she
>fucked a guy in the ass
>HE CAME FIRST
OP is megabeta

>>685941473
However you wanna put it mate. Either way, I still got laid.

>>685941386
Enlightened on how that dick tastes? Yeah, gonna pass on that one homo.

>>685941616
>I still got laid.
As do most faggots in the state pen. Not really an accomplishment.

>>685941532
I cleaned up first, I'm not an animal
>>685941541
I'm a beta because it took me longer to cum than her?

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>>685941845
>I'm a beta because it took me longer to cum than him?
FTFY

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>>685941626
Simple creature. You notice the hook, but cannot achieve the hook up. But the eye merely sees and the penis must respond. This is the way.

>>685942167
I like the way you think anon.

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>>685941845
>her

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do you Like Marina and the Diamonds?

ITT: Closed-minded homophobes.

>>685942356
ITT: Faggots pretending they're not gay.

>>685942333
Never heard of em

>>685932331
>>685940373
Sounds like a good experience, I wonder if I ever get to have a similar one.

>>685942599
It was great. Best of luck to ya anon

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>>685942223
Proper thinking makes a trail for proper fucking on the path of the wise. Are not all vessels of every shape merely containers for man's seed? A fellow wanderer understands.

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167 Posts, 56 Posters
Hardcore samefagging in here.

>>685942736
On a scale of 1 to 10.
How stoned are you right now?

>>685942880
Maybe people have multiple questions, I don't fucking know?

>>685941293
Don't lie to yourself.

>>685938517
>her/she

>>685943005
Nah man, it was a great time. I'd do it again, if given the chance.

>>685942880

i've asked a few different questions. who cares?

>>685941616
My question is, why is OP so afraid of admitting he's gay without including he likes women as well?

>>685943135
This

I haven't had any sweets in a long time. In fact, I have forgot how KitKat tastes. You got me curious but I must keep away from unhealthy sweets.

>>685943226
Because the fact that I like men and women makes me clearly not gay....

>>685943288
Whatever floats your boat anon.

>>685943402
kek
little minded closet faggot
just admit it

>>685943604
Is the fact that somebody likes both really so foreign to you?

>>685943708
nope but it's fuckin cancer
i hope this faggotry will come to an end soon and we can throw all mentally ill people from rooftops

OMG, thats not how you eat a kitkat, what is wrong with you?

>>685934611
bait

>>685944035
Where would you like me to start?

>>685944116
lolwut

>>685943945

u need to find a hobby, friend.

>u need to try prostate orgasm ftw

>no anal = not a man

>take it in your ass like a champ if u want to be considered a real 21st century mein

>>685943463
I'm just not surprised that another person has fucked a trap. I'm more surprised by fact that I forgot how KitKat tastes

>>685944136
You're supposed to break one small bar and eat it, like, there's a reason why it's divided into small bars.

>>685944194
u act like u are buy...attracted to women and all that..
and uve had sex with a manly man??

keek

if not bait then gtfo u fagglet

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pedophile of /b/
you have 1 post to justify yourself

>>685944360
Jesus fucking Christ that hurt to read.
>>685944353
kek

>>685944485
it's hebephile

>>685944555
checked

>>685944555
Trips make it true

>People judging eachother based off what they want to stick their dick into
>2016

Seriously, why the fuck is this still a concern?
And why the fuck do people still care about what they're labeled with in the first place? Who the fuck cares if someone thinks you're gay, straight, whateverthefuck.

>>685932331
Did you fuck a trap tonight?

>>685944758
i am a dolphin lover. i only fuck dolphins..but only if they have dolphin boy pussies.

>>685944843
Yes

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>>685944758
>CURRENTYEAR
>U
>R
>R
>E
>N
>T
>Y
>E
>A
>R

I agree with you though anon

>>685944936

and a dolphin's feminine cock

>>685944986
What the fuck is a feminine cock?

>>685932619
>she

>>685945059
it's the best kind of penis.

>>685945157
What?

>>685945245
everyone secretly loves feminine penis

>>685945059
a cock that is not there to penetrate... its just there to be hard and look pink and pretty. its a cock that thinks that its a pussy.

>>685945305
I don't know what a feminine penis is tho

>>685934137
you got lost in the way to church m8

>>685945335

like a dog who thinks he's a cat?

>>685945378
>>685945245
>>685945059


look at this:

>>685945335


>check'em

>>685945378
You will know and you will love it when yo usee it.

>>685945506
if the dog has a feminine penis..then yes

>>685932331
>she

You are a faggot dude.

>>685945537
Fail

>>685934137
Somewhat gay? Do you even think?
Being gay is liking the same sex and not the opposite. So if you like both. You're not a little or somewhat gay, you are bisexual.

>>685932331
Why are you such a faggot?

>>685932331
Have you come out to your parents?

>>685946224
They know I'm bi, yes.
I don't hide it, but I don't go around announcing it either

>>685932331
How does it feel to know that you are now a homosexual?

>>685932619
>HE
>HE
>HE
>HE

Are you gonna date her now or do you just try to fuck her more.

>>685946599
Homosexual would imply that I only like men, I actually like both.

>>685946724
Whatever happens, happens anon.

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>>685932960
>Not a faggot
>Has sex with a man
Pick one dumbass

>>685946887
I like men and women dumbass.

>>685933479
>her
Him. You fucked a dude. Stop trying to conceive yourself that you're not gay.

>>685947058
See
>>685946788

>>685938517
awesome OP. Sounds like a good night!

>>685933563
>her
Him. Did you fail biology and anatomy?

How big were tits and ass? How feminine does she look?

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I will never get how people refuse to believe there is a thing as being bi. All these shitheads here saying op is a faggot are either baiting or incredibly stupid. Next to that I also don't see what is wrong with people having other sexual prefferences???
>o look people are unique come let's laugh at each other for being different in one way or another

Litteraly the mindset of a 12 year old.

This is also the reason Amerika is such a shitfest. Everybody just judges eachother without the slightest consideration and texas takes the cake. Having grown up in the netherlands I can at least say I know what is a decent mindset. And I can tell you, untollerant judgemental people do not have it.

>>685947156
It was a great night.
>>685947159
Nah, biology was one of my better classes
>>685947163
Tits were about a B
Ass was god tier.
Scale of 1-10 for how feminine she looked: 8

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>>685932331
>tonight
>its 14pm

>>685946958
You're the dumbass, male sex organs are incompatible. You're also a full fledged homosexual. Having sex with a guy is the literal qualification of being gay.
>Stay off tumblr
>Stop sucking your community college sociologist professor's dick

>>685947515
It was 7 am when I posted this, I haven't been to bed yet, unless you count the two hour nap her and I had after we were done. So ya...

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>>685947325
Yeah, European "tolerance" is so great! Seriously, fuck off back to Europe with the rest of the cucks.

>>685947325
>hurr durr muh bi is not gay narrative
If you fuck members of the same sex, your are homosexual. Maybe not exclusively homosexual, but homosexual none the less.

I honestly don't give a fuck what you stick your dick into, but at least be real about it.

Did she come from anal or did you do a bit of manual manipulation of her fempen?

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>>685947501
>Nah, biology was one of my better classes
Did your class omit chromosomes or would that have been too much of a trigger for your PC bubble?
>You had sex with a man
>You are a homosexual

>>685932331
I also have a trap that I like, but I'm afraid to go for it bc idk how others would react. Any advice?

>>685948596
Anal, she got kinda awkward anytime I went to touch the dick

>>685948634
Fuck what they think. It's your life, not theirs.

>>685936240
lel

>>685948733
>she got kinda awkward anytime I went to touch the dick
yeah, figures, most true traps do. They want nothing to do with their appendage and usually dont want you to do anything with it either.

>>685940848
Sauce?¿

>>685949122
That's what I figured, I just didn't press the issue.

>>685948634
Take a good hard look in the mirror and ask yourself why the hell you'd fuck a dude who dresses as a woman instead of an actual woman.
>Two dudes are sexualy incompatible
>Fucking a dude makes you gay
>Stop trying to rationalize your deviant behavior

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>>685948096

White females are race traitors. Fucking scum.

>>685948733
>she got kinda awkward anytime I went to touch the dick
He

>>685942920
Haha this.

>>685947325
Dit keer duizend. Mijn gezicht wanneer deze achterlijke Amerikanen.

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>>685948096
>>685949510
>Litterally believing /pol/ shitposting
Yeah sure have fun hating on people bro

>>685948562
I am real about the fact that I am bi, which indirectly means I am both gay and straight, now good?