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You can suck this dick for 20$
>>685931826
Cars only bother that one dude
>>685931721
Make him say his general orders while sucking your dick
>>685931801
How about we 68, OP
That's where you suck my dick, and I owe you 1
kill yourself furry faggot
>>685931801
Not even worth it.
>>685931975
haha, yeah we scared that guy off
>>685931995
gross
>>685931432
>I want to know if there's something to it beyond the overblown power fantasy and sort of god-defying nature of Guts' character
>"Nope~"
>>685931584
>"Welp that's shyte~"
>>685932042
He just posts at different times now. Not sure why he tilted so hard. It's just fucking cars
>>685932149
Shit happens, man
I'll deal with it
>>685932254
you see him around?
who cares why he got triggered by it, it was hilarious
oh julian left
>>685932375
I don't get how he got triggered by it.
>>685932375
Nasty as fuck.
>>685932592
Summon him.
>>685932612
autism I guess
>>685932634
that'll make me post more
>>685932592
He was weak
>>685932259
>"Any plans for the rest of the week?"
>"I've got a delivery today so I have to stay in. I'm off about town tomorrow, fencing a friend on Thursday and have a medical on Friday~"
>>685932732
>>685932732
>>685932732
Time to post the few pics that are on my phone
>>685932665
I don't have that power
>>685932732
despicable
>>685932793
wed - school
thurs - school, then work
fri - work
sat - work
Sunday probably work my butt off trying to finish up my assignments.
Requesting more large felines
>>685932932
>"What do you have to do for your assignment~?"
>"Also, has having a child made you regret abandoning your homosexual past~?"
>>685932920
sup?
>>685932911
>phoneposting
>>685933080
Contrary to popular belief, I was never gay
This is my second child. The first was an accident when I was 16.
>"What do you have to do for your assignment~?"
Couple of dozen accounting questions. Take about an hour each.
>>685933122
just woke up
gonna pretend to look for a job all day
>>685933376
That sounds like a valuable use of time.
here have some shitty music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeohN5JMeYY
>>685933493
listenan
>>685933672
I dunno if you'd actually like it
SF was asking me about an Aus indie band earlier, made me think of this one because it's like the only decent Perth band in existence.
>>685933162
Spam more cars. Even though I really don't get cars
>>685933320
>"Oh well, then I guess you'll never know the joys of boipucci~"
>"Plan on working at TurboTax when you finish~?"
>>685933867
they seem pretty okay so far
I like most music it turns out
>>685933951
>don't get cars
what's not to get? and I was just trying to be funny, he asked for big felines, so that's what I posted
>>685934046
You'd think that, but we'd considered having a threesome with a trap earlier.
Wouldn't be the first threesome, though that was FFM
>"Plan on working at TurboTax when you finish~?"
Probably work as an assistant in a tax agency once I get my certificate, so I can rack up enough experience hours to become an official Business Activity Statement agent.
>>685934099
>I like most music it turns out
This is a good thing.
>>685934100
I'm just not a car guy. I just see them as things that get me from point a to b
>>685934289
I agree
much better than hating most music like the rest of the snobs
>>685934347
cars are great though
>>685934289
>Two women
>"Sounds like a headache tbh fam. Asides from that, it sounds like you have a plan, and that's good"
>>685934482
post a good car
>>685934461
I can enjoy hating things, but music is one of the things I find it is better to like
>>685934535
Yeah I dunno it wasn't amazing. It's hard to tell how much attention goes where. It works in porn because no one is actually intending on achieving orgasm
>>685934482
Doesn't really do much for me. For me a car is just utility
>>685934739
>dodge
absolutely fucking disgusting
>>685934833
even something like this?
>>685934917
I know I'm sorry
You call for the spam tanks?
>>685935015
>4chan filename
you're not tank guy
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A PILE OF FILTHY LIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEESSSS
>>685934781
yeah
>>685935015
oh yes wonderful
>>685934987
Tanks a better
>>685935200
here is a sexy one
>>685935207
don't be wrong
Tanki-san whit Tanki-chan
I would for $40
>>685934781
>"I'm fairly sure most men are aiming for orgasm. How else will the produce that all important money shot~?"
>"Welp I can#'t very well spend all day on here. I'm gonna get off and do something productive. Toodles~"
>>685935363
I'm never wrong, these things cost more than your life
>>685934987
Even that
>>685935379
I wound't I have tanks
>>685935450
doesn't mean they're better
>>685935498
My bad wouldn't*
>>685935559
Yeah they are these things can kill you and run over your shit cars that not even government officials would drive.
>>685935489
If you don't like something as basic as cars you must be a very bland person. Are you just upset daddy never taught you how to drive stick?
>>685935489
now you've disappointed me
I hate these gay threads
my friend got a new corvette recently and drove me around in it a bit
it was pretty sweet, if a bit of a novelty
>>685935688
Except for when you throw a frag down the barrel and it cooks off.
>>685935739
Not bad
Any Rolls-Royce?
>>685935778
I like your friend's taste
>>685935739
I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive my plebness
>>685935807
If you can even get that close
>>685935890
That is just gross
>>685935890
he's aiming for a ferrari next
>>685935893
I want abs like that...
>>685935893
idk if I can
>>685935914
https://youtu.be/ndIpj97PA08
>>685934289
Be careful where you work though.
>A lot of agencies have a non competing clauses that will stop independent work after you work with them
>>685936040
Nice blue
>>685931801
Get aids faggot.
>>685936005
I'm sorry to tell you but your friend has absolutely fucking awful taste. I hope he crashes at >30mph and disintegrates along with the car.
I'm gonna have dinner. Will be back later
>>685936066
Well i'm sorry we Westerners can put up a fight.
>>685936034
Then you are sane. Untouched by the malady of femboy
>>685936040
What will mend this wound?
>>685936233
bye good luck
>>685936218
he just wants to go fast is all
>>685936233
Don't come back with this shit plz
>>685936273
A pic of a car because he can't handle the power of tanks.
>>685936273
liking cars, or at least finding one you appreciate as more than a 'utility'
>>685936342
Then he should get a car that isn't made of tissue paper and won't shatter into a million pieces/combust from a minor accident. They're nice to look at but actually driving a corvette or ferrari is possibly the most horrifying thing in existence.
>>685936594
he does not give a FUCK about SAFETY like some kinda pussy-ass faggot BITCH
>>685936579
Well let's face it it is a utility it gets us from point A to point B
>>685936758
Take it easy not hard like a dick
I think my job is done.
>>685936579
I'm not sure if I can
>>685936594
But you make it sound somewhat erotic
>>685936940
it is never done
>didn't even cap the thread
oh our true savior REAL tank guy is here
>>685937108
My comrade!!!!
>>685937175
hello comrade
>>685936758
Then he's a fucking moron and I'll applaud his dawrin award when he fishtails, goes careening into oncoming traffic and turns into a charcoal briquette.
>>685937238
he does actually know how to drive the thing, you know
>>685937009
you're just trying to disappoint me now
>he bought a car and didn't build one
how fucking retarded
total trash
>>685937431
I assure you that's not my intent
>>685936347
Based tank poster
I'm at work i don't have time
Eep up the good work
>>685937673
kill yourself stop replying to my posts
>>685937411
Homos are notoriously bad at driving so I doubt that. And if some dumb bimbo slut on her phone cuts him off he's dead because they're pieces of shit that explode at the slightest collision.
>>685937637
it feels like it
>>685936342
>good luck
what
>>685937967
If I were I'd be posting wrecked cars and femboys
>posting fat guys
>>685938052
nice jockstrap there
>>685936594
Corvettes & Ferraris are perfectly comfortable & safe to drive.
I'm honestly more terrified of rattle box 90's sports cars, like an LS fbody or a boosted 240sx since they start shaking all over once you're over 100mph
>>685938259
only if they are stock and in bad condition or built by some rice idiot
>>685938259
I don't think you've ever seen a picture of a corvette crash to be saying something like that.
>>685938240
I've learned from the best
>>685938537
of course, it's more than likely an Australian guy there, so that makes me happy
>>685938758
Such a fine ass
>>685938975
agreed
>>685938486
I learned how to drive stick in a C6 Corvette & have been well over 100 in one. The ride is smooth, while the wheel barley fights you.
Fastest I've gone in an old Z/28 Camaro is 130-140, & all it wanted to do is seay back & forth
240sx estimated speed was vaugly around 140-160 (speedo needle was pointing between trip & odometer) and i just tought I was gonna die the whole time.
>>685939121
And if you hit something or vice versa you're dead.
>>685939355
But more so in the 90's sports car with no ABS, traction control or airbags
>>685939121
going fast doesnt mean anything, i've got a 2012 stock base model mitsubishi lancer and have gone well over 230kmh and its been fine, no wobbles, or anything
>>685939031
I really love America. But I've always wondered how your country produces such fine men
>>685939462
For higher horse power cars that make high speed easily accessible in only a few seconds that are less stable at them then newer economy cars it is
>>685939521
we're all either incredibly beautiful or incredibly ugly, there is no in between
>>685939665
true true, it does take a while to reach that speed in my car and i have control the whole time
>>685939778
Sorta like Russia?
>>685940141
I suppose so
>>685940186
Do you guys just do a really good job hiding the ugly ones?
>>685940503
I think they're too busy with drugs to pay attention to anything else
>>685940607
How bad are aussie junkies?
>>685940741
they're called bogans, and yeah, they're bad
sometimes i want to go fast
sometimes too fast
>>685940741
Pretty severe meth problem right now, at least in West Aus
>>685940812
Hey, not all bogans are junkies
Just most
>>685940812
I thought bogans were your answer to our rednecks
>>685940852
How bad?
>>685941125
The government has recently just said "lol yeah we lost this war"
>>685941225
Didn't your government say that about emus as well?
>>685941125
they're both
>>685941356
Eh, sorta
Emus were a pest, and we weren't doing anything with the military so we had some machine gunners have a go at them
Turns out emus are very difficult to hit and can take multiple bullets.
It wasn't effective enough to continue it.
The Emu War is more of a tongue-in-cheek joke than anything serious
