>>685922405
my cars mom friended me in the back of my finger

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>>685922622
I dont... I dont know what that means

I have acces to my ex' facebook and jerk off to her chats with guys she sleeps with

>>685922622
but who was phone??

>>685922405
Not really a secret. I'm just feeling shitty.

My dog had to be put down today. I've cried a few times already but now I can't even cry. It doesn't feel right.

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>>685922709

I've been smoking about an once of weed a week for the last 2 years and really want to quit but don't know if I'm strong enough to stop.

>>685922786
Post a convo or two.

>>685922786
Nice. Care to share some of her stuff?

when I go to the bathroom at work I use a different walking style in case there's somebody in a stall already I don't want them to know I'm the one ruining the toilets like that.

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>>685922853

>>685923037
seconded

>>685922405
eight months ago i caught my girlfriend cheating via leaving my webcam on
rather hten tell her if systematically being seducing her best friend and 3 sisters and filming it to give to her as a breakup moment
friend was easy as fuck, slutty and easy after very little alochol
sisters have been alot harder, managed to get two of them so far after alot of flirting and hinting. working on the youngest still, she turns eighteen in july and ive been putting the time in, seems like she wants me so i think my master project will be done soon

Here's a story of how shit my life is.
Be 35 yr old Virgin through various reasons mainly being overweight, socially awkward and having a small dick. After years on here I develop a trap fetish, decide that I'm too embarrassed about my small dick and body too visit a female escort so I'll try a trap escort. At least this way even if my babby cock won't do, at least I can get off from my getting my prostrate rammed, (Every holes a goal even if it's mine getting cooked). As I said socially awkward awkward to fuck so trying to arrange it was a nightmare, eventually find a 10/10 say fuck it and arrange to go round after work. Eventually find her apartment after driving around for ages and go knock on her door all the while sweating like a rapist, she tells me to relax and strip off and lie on the bed, she gets naked and starts to rub my cock outside my underwear, 3 seconds at the most and I've shot my muck. I feel like shit and start to realise I'm potentially going to get bummed and I freak out and leave.

Tldr. paid a trap, albeit a beautiful one good money to basically make me Cum in my boxers.

>>685922405
I am a drug dealer, I deal in pharmaceuticals only. I make a lot of money. No one in my family knows.

I work a corporate job, have a wife and 2 kids, house and white picket fence. I am the opposite of what you would think a drug dealer looks like.

I like smoking pubes, Anyone want proof

>>685923392
How do you manage the two at once?

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>>685923270
Damn....Can you get the mom or no? Better if she's married too.

>>685923392
can i borrow some money?

>>685922405
I kinda wanna plow a GMILF just to see how it feels to feel an older lady cum. also, always wanted to plow a midget.

>>in b4 shitstorm

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I fap to and with my cousin's top and bottop underwear while home alone

>>685923370
>babby cock
Kek

I hate nig nogs

>>685923270
This is fucking alpha.
>she turns eighteen in july
Legal age is 16 bro.

>>685923370
I remember your thread earlier.

kekked hard anon, thanks for the laugh

>>685923575
I want to destroy a milf. I'd fuck a woman as old as 65 if she was good looking enough.

>>685923270
You are doing the Lord's work Anon. I hope you are successful and post your work.

>>685923504
through connections both social (gym) and work. People get hooked and I deal at a competitive price and have access to hard to get drugs. I am super organised and people know when to contact me.

>>685923575
Yeah, I'm with you on the GILF part. Let's say like, 65 tops.

>>685923508
i think i could, but honestly mom is a hambeast and a bitch to boot
i dont want that, even for revenge

My first kiss was with another same age guy friend I had when I was like 5 or 6. I've never told anyone but my mother I think.

>>685923370
>being overweight
Anyone and everyone can lose weight anon.

>>685923691
yeah but i dont want to chance it, if im going to video it i want her to be 18 to be safe.
then again i not be able to wait. im getting a little giddy just thinking about finally doing this.

None. I tried to kill myself two years ago and the shitstorm hit my whole family. Only reason I'm alive after the failed attempt is from a friend paying off my coke debt. They all know about all my drug use and sales. Kinda sucks but my family doesn't judge me for it too hard, kinda just disappointed and glad I'm turning it around.

I cheated on my gf a couple times when she was in paris for a semester but even as straight as she is I doubt she didn't have a slip up or two over there as well so whatever. Also my close male friends know so it's not really a secret.

>>685923773
That's crazy man. Do you or have you ever had any suspicions that you're being watched by police or any kind of drug enforcement agency?

Do you ever plan on stopping selling drugs?

>>685923757
once i actually do it and theres no chance it will get back to her beforehand ill probably post everything for the additional keks at her expense.
look to the western sky soon anon

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>>685923270

>>685923942
Well I mean, why wait? if 16 is legal age than 17 is definitely going to be fine. Just root her brains out.

>>685923370
That's what you get for not greentexting your story, faggot

I blackmail people to get their nudes.

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>>685922786
>>685923037
>>685923092
>>685923143

>>685923954
>it's not really a secret
It's a secret from her though!

>>685922405
I'm 28 and just started yu gi oh for the first time for no reason. I don't mind it.

>>685923370
Wow dude, I know the main reason people don't kill themselves is the hope it will get better but after a story like that you may as well just jump in front of a bus.

I guess I might as well share. I looked up porn in as church or tried at least when I was easy younger like 13 I think. It's been 10 years. Um I had this really attractive girl over at my house and I slid my hand down her pants and started giving her the business. Got crazy hard and whipped it out to put it in her mouth to find out she was passed out and didn't realize since she was leaning/laying in front of me. So I couldn't even tell. And I was tripping out because she was soaking wet. Haven't ever told anyone. Don't know if I should go into what I did next....you guys decide. Um I once invited this fat chick over cause I wanted to get laid and got her to let me get it in and came inside her even though I said I wouldn't.

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>>685923782
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. I mean you're a legend so far. Hats off already. If you bit that bullet you could literally say you fucked her whole family though. Don't risk it for the biscuit if you ain't down though, I say.

>>685924108
Why not just take a screen shot..?

>>685923734
>>685923778

done the milf, she wasnt anything to write home about other than looks other than than that she liked her doggie and missionary... REALLY DUMB though and not open minded.

>>685923099
What

Im a newfag

>>685924108
Has promise. Anything juicy though?

>>685923370
People like you are what I refuse to become. I'm 22 and that shit is not going to happen to me. I can't imagine being so fucking pathetic.

>>685923910
I'm dieting and hitting the gym. But honestly knowing no matter how fit I'll get, any opportunity to get a gf or even have sex will be ruined by my shit junk. It's got my self confidence fucked.

>>685924052
I'll do my best to catch it. What part of July is the last target legal? (Early/mid/late)

>>685924298
That's just one milf man. There are literally millions of milfs around.

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An ex girlfriend of mine killed herself last week because I refused to get back together with her. I still loved her too. Not really a secret I guess but I wanted to share

I have vagina

>>685923734
leave my grandma alone you sick fuck

>>685924348
That's what I said when I was 22. You're just as fucked as me.

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>>685924108
>>685924278
>>685924344

I sucked off my sister's boyfriend and now we regularly get together behind her back and fuck around.

>>685924349
Good on you for cleaning up your health mate. How big is your cock erect?

>>685924254
perhaps i might, just to add that cherry on top
would be easy, sure no one has touched her in years

>>685924298
How did it happen?

Once when my cousin was asleep I slid my hand down her panties to feel. I was very desperate....

>>685924052
If possible, you should film her reaction to it. It would be funny, to have a kind of parody reaction-video version.

>>685924319
seriously I leave those things in a terrible state, my diet is not good.

>>685924484
then tell your grandma to stop grabbing my cock you grandson of a whore.

>>685924490
I'm not overweight. I exercise every day. I lost my virginity at 17. I've even fucked a whore at a brothel. I'm definitely not as fucked as you.

>>685924278
cause he is clearly a dipfuck retard

>>685922405
allahu ackbar

>>685924387
late july, probably a few weeks after if i dont jump the gun like the other anon is suggesting

>>685924015
To be honest, I am concerned about it but I have never seen anything (i.e. been followed) that has made me think someone is watching. All communications are done via wickr and only people that are "vetted" get my id. I don't TIC people drugs so I never have to collect debts which makes it safer. Fuck I should give up and I kinda want to but I like the cash to much. My missus just thinks its bonuses from work

You sure you're not as bad?? I tried touching my cousins pussy and tits while she was asleep. That's pretty bad.

>>685924200
Thought it but I've still got my parents and other family so won't kill myself. It might get better, who's to say there won't be surgery or a pill to give you a better dick in a few years.

>>685924565
i like your style anon, will do my best

>>685924511
Nice. How old are you, & how old is your sister?

Ive been with my girlfriend for 2 and a half years and she still doesn't know how much I get paid or how much is in my bank. I want to clear all her student uni debt and buy her a new reliable car but I fear she might just want me for money.

When i was 17 my 14 year old friend (girl) invited me to a kickback. She invited me extra early. She wore only boy boxers and a pink top twice her shirt size with no bra or underwear. As i was relaxing on the couch. She sat next to me kindof layibg down resting her head on the arm rest with one leg up. She started talking to me and when i looked i saw down her shorts and her smooth pussy. I tried not to look but couldnt. She then said she was going to the bathroom. I said okay and as she stood up and i saw her small dark puffy nipples. When she came back i was relaxed on the couch trying not to think about it when suddenly she sat on me and layed back. She said i was comfey and proceded to grind her big ass on my cock which got hard. Sense i was wearing shorts she was able to really feel it. Long story short. She sucked me and we fucked. There was no party at all. We took eachothers virginity. Im 21 now and she sends me nudes to this day

>>685924565
this is an amazing idea

>>685922709
>>685922799
My mom's friend fingered me in the back of my car.

>>685922405
If I know my friend is driving I'll get good and drunk before he picks me up. I've never told him, and I don't think he knows.
The life of an alcohol.

>>685924689
>my missus thinks it's bonuses from work
Not that I think she's dumb or anything, but wouldn't all that extra money be quite suspicious to her? I mean, no job, even high paying ones get bonuses like every week haha.

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>>685924535
I mean I'm actually not gonna pressure that one. Just mull it over ya know? Do ya really want to or not?

But

Make sure you nut in her lil sis and then nut in her later the same day. God....God.................I actually hope she throws up in her mouth from how embarrassed she is

>>685924955
Oh shit....dude I'm sorry about that :/

>>685924537
met her on POF, met up once, hooked up on second meet up. 44, lebanese, 42DD & hourglass shaped...

major boner kill: she used to refer to me as 'long hair' in spite of asking politely not to be called that. also, condom broke and she didnt trip... like AT ALL... and she wasnt on BC

I put a curse on an ex and now people keep trying to kill her. worth.

>>685925037
>I put a curse on an ex and now people keep trying to kill her. worth.

Lmao do people actually think this shit works?

>>685922816
your crying part broke. go fap.

>>685924834
Wouldn't mind seeing evidence

>>685924966
he knows
i had a friend who thought he was a stealth drunk too, your actually pretty obvious we are just to nice to say anything because its not our damn business

>>685925173
well it worked... so... I win.

>>685924516
Probably 4.5. I know it's not worth measuring.

>>685925192
I probably will soon. It'll be something filthy and disgusting.

>>685925026
Holy fuck. Maybe she was infertile? Like, so, what actually happened after the breakage? Was she just like "Thanks, long hair"?

>>685924597
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>685925281
You're a fuckwit cunt. Curses aren't real. Fuck off back to /x/.

>>685925260
I know you wouldnt and i wouldnt mind sharing but im engaged to be married and i cant save them my fiance uses my phone

>>685925297
Don't trip I'm still self conscious about mine I'm probably gonna measure just to see>>685925297

>>685925261
I'm not sure that he does since I've never been drinking with him.
And since I do it pretty frequently he probably just thinks I'm an idiot.

I ejaculated on a 5 year old girls feet.

>>685922405
I'm a jew, and I don't know what to do when someone offers me free ham. It completely tears me apart.

>>685925398
Believe what you want. I never said I was alpha as fuck. I've only fucked one girlfriend, and the other woman was a whore at a brothel.

Not really a secret but I'm a stoner and a smoker(ciggs) but I'm hiding it from my family, have gone really well so far!

>>685925398
Mine aren't dude....you probably won't believe me. But I really tried to get my cousin horny so shed fuck me from desperation but she slowly woke up. And I really didn't know the chick that I was getting wet passed out. I have darker stuff....but, yeah.

>>685925409
You're mad because you lost.

>>685925465
I put my dick on a 5 yo girls mouth while she slept. She suckled the tip

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>>685924108
Post more

>>685925589
>lost
There is nothing to lose. Curses aren't real. Go back to believing in ghosts and ghouls and zombies though.

>>685924798
I'll just say we're all legal, now. We weren't when it started.

>>685925490
I've only slept with one girlfriend and a woman who stripped for 4 years so I've pretty much got the same sexual history as yourself.

>>685925600
WTF dude. That's fucked

>>685925583
>darker stuff
Do tell.

>>685925583
Post darker stufg

>>685925681
fuck that Halloween shit. I cursed her ass though.

>>685925373
doubt it based on her insistance for rubbers and stating she wasnt on the pill. I suspected i was also sancho without being told.

whole thing was a bad situation, condom broke because i was too stubborn to admit her disrepect and objectification of me bothered me. ergo, i tried to fuck her with a windsock...

I used to jerk to my sister in the shower via occasionally setting up hidden phone cam
Also got step mom at one point
>ngyuen

>>685925697
I only went to the brothel because I was so sexually frustrated and deprived. If you've never had sex you don't know what it's like to not have it again. After having a dry spell since I was around 19 (I'm 22 now) I was so fucking fed up and went to a brothel. It helped for a while but now I'm desperate for sex again and I don't want to drop nearly $200 for it.

>>685925696
Fair enough. How far apart are you in age, though?

>>685925835
You didn't.

>>685925961
2 years.

>>685925979
Definitely did.

I'm fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister. Her sis is the only other person besides us who knows.

>>685925743
Alright. The girl that I fingered once I found out she was asleep I tried to move her around to wake her up to have sex with her. She didn't so I kept fingering her and rubbing her clit. She had these tight fucking jeans on. Anyway It got to the point where I had blue balls and I pulled her pants down and.....*sigh. You'd think I'd fuck her or tape pictures or something instead because I was scared of getting caught I got a cucumber and pulled her pussy lips apart and put it in. And this cucumber was long and it went really far in. I was young at the time and super horny. Issue is I had a huge thing for this girl and well it was a turn off because she had shit crumbs in her underwear and had hella pubes. And I was like this 8/10 girl is nasty. Didn't stop me from doing it. She woke up later and I made up some story why she moved across the bed.

>>685925861
Sounds like you objectified her just as much, if not more, though. Were you expecting it to be something more?

I don't feel like other people do, like an emotional cripple but I genuinely guess I'm not.

My sister took me to a massage parlor her friend works at. We had a threesome after she got us both off on the table. Best day of my life.

>>685926102
Back the fuck up. Do you honestly 100% believe in curses? Do you actually think you cursed her? Pray tell, who is trying to "kill her". And I mean actually murder her.

>>685924974
to be honest she is a smart girl but has zero street smarts. She has lived a very sheltered life and she doesn't complain when we go on an international holiday every year

After seven years of sobriety amd general straight edge I'm an alcohol again. I smoke three packs a day and when I don't have alcohol I dab til I can't see straight. I'm scared I'll soon go into harder drugs. My family and some of my close friends still think I'm edge.

>>685926295
Several crazed exes, her mom tried to kill herself, she lost her home. Couldn't be more satisfied.

>>685926275
Alpha af

>>685926275
With your sister included?!

My ex girlfriend had sex with her friends dog right in front of me

>>685924834
Pics or it didn't happen

>>685926459
Same

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>>685926564
Story time?

>>685926031
& you're younger, or older?

>>685926580
Well dude I mean incest happens. But like think about it.youll ruin the relationship for years

>>685926424
Yep. She went first for the massage, and then when I went back, I was there maybe 10 min. and then she came back, opened the curtain and just took off her clothes, waited for her friend to get me off, and then we had a shower, some tea, and then the threesome. I'll probably never have a better day in my life.

I went to a brothel and had sex but it wasn't as good as I imagined. Sex is tiring (is basically like doing push ups) and real pussy doesn't feel as good as I thought from porn.

But ever since then it's hard to get boner from porn and jerking off feels pointless. It's like reaching the summit but found nothingness.

>>685926275
Tell us more. Full story/description

>>685926387
Coincidence, coincidence, coincidence.

>>685926654
older

>7 months ago
>dated a girl who admitted to messing with her dad
>promised it stopped when she got with me, said he used to guilt her into it
>living in his house, rent free, blah blah. Scum bag
>went through her phone, seen her sending nudes to him earlier that day
>went back to a few days after we started dating in convo log
>convo about how they had sex that day
>broke up with her but never admitted why

>>685924757
I look forward to it!

>>685926459
>>685926158
>>685924955
>>685922786
looks like the regulars are in

just need the guy who showers with his nephews/nieces and the gang's all here.

>>685926758
see >>685926743

>>685926351
Well, I hope for your sake that you're not doing it forever. Money is nice and all but a long life that doesn't end in jail would be a lot better. I assume you're already quite well off.

>>685926580
She's fucking sexy and slutty but do these dumb cunts ever get off their phones?

>>685924439

Whenever bitches say imma kill myself I say bye lol. D
Had bitches attempt and cutters and end up in hospital bUT never a successful suicide.

I don't feel a bit bad about any of it. It's their choice to be such cunts

>>685925700
You see my friend, the way I see it, "pedophilia" is a sexual attraction one can't help just as having homosexual desires is attraction one can't help. Basically, you like what you like or "the heart wants what the heart wants." a homo didn't wake up one day and proclaim "I think I'd like to be a faggot! Gee that really does sound swell!" Just as a man or woman does not wake up one day choosing to want to fuck a 9 year old. It just happens that way. It's wiring of a sort. The way I see it is this; nobody has any right to criticize another for their sexual behavior because really we are all deviants. Your either a faggot, a dyke, a pedo, or perhaps even the straight man who really enjoys being humiliated and burned with cigarettes. We are ALL fucked up. Now I say unto all, let he who is WITHOUT sin cast the first stone.

>>685924439
Not your fault. You can't love people who would think that that's acceptable. She didn't love you if she did that.

>>685926755
>jerking off feels pointless
I often get this feeling too. Ever tried to jerk off while on mdma or coke? My fucking cock just wouldn't stay erect.

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>>685926707
Yeah or it will make it fucking amazing?
>>685926892
Haha yeah she's bad for it

>>685926940
Some of them are attention seekers for sure, but some aren't. My first girlfriend was a serious cutter and she wasn't doing it to show off. She hid her cuts all the time, wouldn't tell me when she was doing it etc. It was crazy.

>>685926953
>is a pedo
>quotes bible
Edgemaster

When I was 12 my best friend asked me to jerk him off
Sucked his cock almost everyday for 3 years
now I have a girlfriend all fun and games but I still see him once a month and suck him off and get fucked so hard

>>685926841
im here, just lurking tonight. no one ever gives a fuck so not wasting time posting it.

>>685926803
>a fucking cunt says she'll stop
It's also with guys but especially with girls. They lie so fucking hard.

>>685926846
Have you talked about it since? What are your ages? Pics of sister?

>>685926852
cheers bro. You are correct, I will give it up. I just bought another house so once that is paid off, I will try my hardest to end it

>>685923370
Post the tranny

>>685926251
I was in a failing relationship at the end of it anyways... and I often times wondered what it would be like to fuck an 8/10 since personallity won me over in my past.

I dunno, she let me jump in her pants the second night, she was like... super infatuated with my hair (i had like.... center of back length) and really, really simple. like she never had to actually work for anything in her entire life.

hence where i suspect bored housewife getting sancho action on the side.