Beat that faggot up and then fuck his ass

>>685922214
^

>knock him out
>harvest kidney
>profit

>knock him out
>harvest kidney
>buy gtx1080

>knock him out
>harvest kidney
>shove kidney in his ass

>knock him out
>harvest kidney
>get a hooker to give him aids

>>685921701
>knock him out
>steal kidney
>buy better computer

>knock him out
>harvest kidney
>force him to eat own kidney

>Kidney him Knock
>Out Harvest
>Fuck kidney hole

>>685922666
what if he already has the aids ?

>harvest knock
>knock his kidney
>watch him die

>>685922840
Then he has super-aids

>>685922840
Shh. Never question satanic trips you madman.

In reply to OP though, I'd obviously undo my fly, rub butter up and down my cock and push my engorged cock into the faggots ringpipe and fuck him hard til I nudged his kidneys

>see room
>what in do walk
>harvest out
>kidney in
>realize I am Doctor

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>knock him out
>harvest all his organs
>fill in the newly-vacated spaces with candy
>leave him next to my front door
>strike fear into the hearts of neighborhood children

>>685921701
>Knock him out
>Harvest kidney
>Harvest Lung
>Harvest testicle
>Harvest cornea
>Pour bleach in glass of ice
>Leave glass on coffee table
>Smelling salts under nose,
>Leave with harvest before wakey

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>>685921701
I'm joining the kidney folk. Guy is too masculine for my taste. I'm straight up heterosexual now but I didn't mind the boy pussy back in the day.
God I miss 2006 and its feminine emoboys.

>kindly ask if I can harvest his kidney
>'No but you can fuck me'
>slap my dick on his head to knock him out
>turn 360° and walk away

>>685923391
>mfw I was one of those emoboys
>mfw I just kissed some guys
>mfw I didn't fucked with them when I had the chance to do it
>mfw now I have a gf
>mfw no face

>>685923391
Gay

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>knock him out
>steal kidney
>o shit waddup

>>685923391
Hope you're wife n kids enjoy your aids you fat old homo

>knock him out
>harvest kidney
>now watch me whip
>now watch your kidney

kek, this thread

>knock him out
>too weak to knock him out
>give him my kidney

>>685921701
>Paralyze him from neck down
>Harvest kidney
>Tie to chair
>Cook with fava beans and a nice Chianti
>Feed to him

>>685923772
Kek

>>685924021
hehe you give him beans because beans looks like a kidney right??? :DDD
THATS A GOOD IDEA :DD

>>685924021
It puts the motion lotion on its bum or it gets the warty thumb.

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>>685923391
>>685923553
>>685923558
>>685923730

Yeah those days were wild.

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>>685924219
Itt go watch silence of the lambs children

>>685921701
draw a cellphone start shooting a video, kick him in the balls and post it here

>tell him I'm gonna go get a condom on
>wait till he's not paying attention
>go to abortion clinic
>take kid
>put condom on aborted fetus
>shove it in his ass

>knock it out
>realize its a manly looking lesbian
>harvest vagina
>put vagina on my mouth
>get mouthfucked by vagina-mouth-fetish-4channers

>>685924428

"A census taker tried to test me once. I ate his liver....with some Fava beans, and a nice chianti...fff-fff-fff-fff"

Great movie

>>685924620
TITS OR GTFO

>>685921701
I'd ask him why he's naked

>>685921701
Take picture to show my gf.
We have a great habit where we sneakily take pictures/snapchats of people we think the other would want to fuck and send it to them.

I would probably fuck that ass myself though

>>685924620
You realize that in a chemical abortion you just get like a blood clot, and with dnc abortion you mostly get uterine lining, often the foetus isn't even pulled out because the dnc makes the uterus no longer hospitable, so the foetus is passed later like an early term miscarriage, and again just looks like a blood clot... it doesn't really start to look like q baby till well after the limit for abortions is up

Punch faggot in face.
Tell faggot, "Get the fuck out of my apartment"
Throw faggot out window.
Cook bacon.
Eat bacon.

>>685924774
It should be a prerequisite to post here

>walk in room
>see this
>call dad
>"Dad, dad is on the couch naked"
>cover him up
>"I love you dad"

>>685925280

Agreed

>>685921701
Shoot him with my .45 because I can legally shoot an intruder in my home.It'd feel good to kill a faggot and get away with it legally

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>>685925115
The more you know

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>>685925679

>>685925315

I really needed the laugh

Thank you

>itt
>guys who are weak as fuck claiming they'd knock out a random dude on their sofa

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>>685925826
Saved!

>>685926048
I didn't want to give him the real one, that's vintage , he can have the smaller one I made special just for him

>>685925315
I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.

Thanks anon. Only good post in the thread.

>>685925826
Thinking about g.i.joe talking about abortions now

Rape the shit out of him

>>685921701
>Wake him up
>Offer him a change of clothes
>Call Uber for him
>Pray that I wasn't molested in my sleep

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>>685926224

Make him eat shit from that beautiful ass

>>685924300
Please spank my bum bum

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>>685926614
I hope you die, fucking homosexuals are a cancerous deviation on civilization

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>>685926224
Remember kids D's, abortions may look cool, but if you have too many you get breast cancer.

>>685926850
(Farts in your face) you like it

>>685927000
Roleplay huh? Nah I'm not into that
That was a joke btw, why there's a pack of toilet paper on it . Homosexuals don't bother me , them damn trannys do though

>>685927203
Well it turned me on lol yeah I don't understand the trannys. Women don't have penises and even if they did...no!

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>>685927203
As a ftmtf trans-cisgender I take offence at my agreement with your post

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>>685927519

>>685927853
Female to male to female

>call police
>"hello, police? there's a naked guy in my house. he's presenting"

>>685928006
So female?

>>685928036
I'm so glad I live in the USA, unlike you yooropeons I can call the cops after I blow the butt pirates head off with a shotgun

Would love to hit that shit, but fuck getting HIV or AIDS.