How does society let this man get away with what he is done? How have we not discussed
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How does society let this man get away with what he is done? How have we not discussed this man in so long?!
>>685907200
it'd help to know his name asshat
>>685907685
bing dis nue
>>685907685
reverse google search too hard for little baby?
>>685907685
Dan "If you have a daughter, you better hide her" Schneider
>>685907685
Dan "I'll make you famous if you show me your anus" Schneider
>>685907685
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>685907809
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>685907908
chek um
>>685907685
Dan "4chan party van" Schneider
>>685908624
Gotta covered
>>685908123
>>685907200
Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider.
>>685908624
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>685908951
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
while were on the topic what does be think about the doc "an open secret"?
>>685909208
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>685909302
URL?
>>685907685
Lurk MOAR
>>685909254
post a link
jewtube took it down
tbh dan "holder her tighter, she's a fighter" gets better pussy than all of us \:
i wish i could fuck a baby into jamie lynn spears and have ariana grande rim me. not to mention the blonde girl from icarly has swallowed so much of his seed that she's a certified green house.
>>685909543
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>685909302
Wasnt jennette mccurdy a grown ass woman tho?
>>685909666
Go to bed Satan... I mean Dan
>>685909643
Do you have one for.
Dan "Hold her tighter, She's a fighter." Schneider?
>>685907685
Dirty Dan "the man" (catch me if you can) schneider
>>685907685
Dan "Don't shed a tear, it's for your career" Schneider
>>685909543
Memes aside, I don't think Dan Schneider or whatever his name is had any inappropriate sexual intercourse with any of the children in his shows.
>>685907685
Are you referring to Dan "Don't she'd a tear it's for your career" Schneider
>>685909839
Great qauds man
>>685907200
Dan "on her feet I will skeet" Schneider
>>685909500
kys
>>685909836
Lemme check
If not I'll make you one
>>685909969
KEK, FUCKING, KEK
>>685909900
>>685909513
give me a sec have to find the link again
>>685909894
Okay then, Dan "won't even admit he's a predator" Schneider
>>685909931
thx
>>685909894
Based on what evidence.
>>685910426
Based on the "Nobody has seriously spoken out about it" evidence.
>>685910534
Dan just go to bed already
>>685910535
Jesus
>>685909513
https://weshare.me/d61ee92a277361e6
use adblock if you want, only one ad popped up for me but was a good watch
>>685910581
Well, he asked me a question. What am I going to do, ignore him?
>>685909894
> I don't think Dan Schneider or whatever his name is had any inappropriate sexual intercourse with any of the children in his shows.
>inappropriate
so the sex he had was appropriate is what you're saying?
>>685910718
I know Dan
I'm only here to help
There really isn't any proof he's ever one anything. All this shit is made up.
Look at it this way: He's an enormous gross looking dude who makes kids shows starring attractive teens. Those rumors are pretty much automatic.
It's like when that gross old guy was the manager of backstreet boys and britney spears. Anyone would take one look at him and think "creepy pedo". It doesn't take any imagination or investigation at all. The gossip writes itself.
It's just obvious and lazy. I'm sure schnieder has secrets. Everyone does. They just aren't what you think they are.
>>685910848
yes
>>685909894
Nice try Dan
>>685910950
Hey Dan
>>685910950
You forgot the part where he's in photos with all the attractive teens arms around them. He's also written a "foot" episode for every attractive teen he's worked with.
this is the best
>>685910950
thread hit too close to home for this pedo
>>685911032
The fear
>>685910950
ayyyyyyyyyyyy
>>685910950
Hey Dan, can you just post all of the nudes already? We're getting tired of the wait.
Who the fuck wouldn't? Acting like this guy is the only fatass who would feel up these fine ass bitches
>>685911251
Can we dispel the notion that Dan Schneider doesn't know what he's doing? He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. You think he would be stupid enough to leave physical evidence behind?
>>685911076
got feet?
>>685911082
>save me
>>685911076
Any showrunner has tons of photos online with their arms around the actors.
I dont know about the foot thing since those shows are unwatchable for anyone with a brain. But if that's true all it says is that he's a foot fetishist which is the most common fetish in the country
>>685907200
Good ol Dan "get in the van" Schneider
>>685911032
captcha : tea
>>685911387
coming from someone with a foot fetish, this is creepy as fuck
>>685911387
Sauce?
>>685911553
It doesn't matter that most writers do this or whatever. I'm saying that it helps fuel the rumors.
>>685907200
half of /b/ wish they were Dan "The Hunger for Younger" Schneider
>>685911818
Okay Dan just settle down.
>>685911818
>rumors
>>685911387
haha okay that's pretty damning. But like i said, he's in to feet not kids.
>>685910509
Lucky Dan fucked her in her prime. So jelly of him.
>>685912036
Kids' feet.
>>685912167
>holding a tissue
>>685911082
You can just see the years of sexual torment and disgracement she had to sacrifice for her career
>>685911082
The next Donald Trump.
>>685907200
Hi, this is Dan.
>you faggots know what to do
>>685911959
>the hunger for younger
>>685911082
>$180,000 per iCarly episode
>+100 episodes
What wise girl wouldn't jump at that chance? That Hollywood's slut sold well her body and soul.
>>685912752
Would you let Dan stick it in your pooper for 18 million dollars?
>>685912275
HOLY SHIT never noticed that!!
>>685912036
All of his shows are starring kids as main characters, until they're too old to be called kids anymore.
Okay its shows for kids but geeeeze
>>685912931
are you retarded? for 18 million dollards i'll eat his shit if i have to
>>685913283
Seconded.
>>685912931
Who the fuck WOULDN'T?
Dan: I don't like kids or feet.
His Wikipedia page doesn't mention any criminal activity so he's obviously innocent.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Schneider_(TV_producer)
>>685908322
u meant - FEED
>>685912931
I would let Dan "make me a man" Schneider for 18 million.
>>685912752
Her career is dead and buried.
Hop back on Dan's sloppy jock, girl. He will make you famous again.
>>685913709
>Her career is dead and buried
Far from it. She's attending college at the moment and he career will pick right back up where it left off.
>>685913476
Wow
Calm the fuck down with the damage controll Dan
>>685913875
Is it true she had a gang bang with the USC football team?
>>685913875
after therapy
>>685914059
Yes but she didn't swallow.
>>685913875
She is the star of Dan's new book
>>685913594
top kek
>>685914059
No
it was 3-4 of them tops
You guys are retarded, he's just a producer on a cable network. You guys are reading too much into this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg0mEN0J6Bg
>>685909302
>beta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg
>>685914410
He rapes 10-20 children every day.
>>685914410
>>685914229
I'd take the bait... details?
>>685914229
where did you hear of this?
>>685914181
With her insane DSLs, that's a real shame.
>>685914451
fuck
>>685911804
>sauce
Fuckin all of nickelodeon, dude
>>685907200
ANSWER ME /B/ WHO WOULD YOU RATHER FUCK?
Justice?
Cosgrove?
Mccurdy or
Grande?
>>685913594
Fucking kek
>>685914930
all of them at once like dan my man
>>685914930
Cosgrove, anything else is autism.
Dan the "bareback rider" Schneider
>>685915025
I personally think Victoria is the prettiest funny how she isnt as popular compared to cosgrove and mccurdy here in /b/
>>685913709
>friendly reminder Miranda cucked Dan with the entire football team
Based Miranda had the last laugh
>>685914059
I thought that was the blonde bitch that was on the show with her that fucked the football team
Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider
>>685907809
How new are you?
>>685915013
If you choose all then that would include a penetration in the anus from Dan himself.
>>685915353
im ok with that
>>685915215
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
you saved one
I should really make an imgur link so you guys can have all of them I made
>>685908843
Lol I made this one up and op made all these stickers for them a few months back
>>685915223
>implying Dan "the pimp man Schneider didn't sold her four a couple hours
He went laughing all the way to the bank.
>>685914930
Ehh probably Grande or Cosgrove. Honorable mention to Justice. Mccurdy can fuck off
>>685915517
nice
It's me again
That was a good thread
>>685914490
Fucking kek, lets tweet this at danny boy
Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider
>>685911082
Holy fucking shit I laughed so fucking hard
>>685915522
Dan really worked a number on her. Poor thing is too damaged goods.
>>685915634
Old and stale, it's only fun to circle jerk on 4chan
>>685915223
Thought Mccurdy was in the gangbang
>>685915634
be my guest
let's send him a link to the thread but he is prolly already in here
>>685915734
You got trolled mate.
>>685915601
Lol do you have the other one I did
Dan "If you want to get on nickolodean, my dicks-a-going in" Schneider
>>685915705
nope it wasn't her
>>685915601
Lol that proxy shit was hilarious, haven't enjoyed a thread like that in a long time
>>685915832
here ya go
I just realized it's wrong so I'll make a new one
>>685912931
Fucking yes? I'll have 18 million dollars to help pay for my therapy afterwards
>>685911082
>smile for the camera, slut
>Dan, please let me go
>I want to fuck all your holes all night
>b-but... I'm so sore...
>do you want the money and fame again
>yes-yes... but that's a little too much
>so...
>o-okay...
welcome to the Hollywood dream
For those not knowing, some rumours were posted on the net late last year that Dan Schneider is a paedo.
It is just rumours, but as usual the 99% of users ate it up and believed it without checking.
Kinda stupid watching kids think they know what they are talking about, was fun for the first 2 days, but then it got old quickly.
>be 15
>school of rock comes out
>want to fuck miranda cosgrove
>shes 10
>realize this now
>fuck FBI pls i didn't know when i was 15!
Dan "the fastest,pap test, on the mattress of fatness" Schneider
>>685916108
/thread
Elijah woods talked about pedos in the hollywood industry
>>685916135
Dan Please
Go to bed
All jokes aside, I wonder what's going on with that man. Word is Dan Schneider is a nasty pedophile and has been pretty much molesting all his young Nickelodeon stars since he's been in this industry. The most common names are Victoria Justice, Jamie Lynn Spears, Miranda Cosgrove (apparently she's the one with the MOST stories and red flags) and of course Amanda Bynes. But it's really true or only rumors?
>>685916319
No hoverhand here
>>685916319
Dan "bounce on my lap, while I do an ounce of crack" Schneider
>>685916356
The story is this.
Some anonymous faggot posted online that someone was a paedophile.
Faggots decided somehow that he was Robert Downey Jr and that he was somehow talking about Dan Schneider.
And from there they use the pic OP has used to try and make him into a Paedophile because the pic makes him look evil etc.
Of course serious shit when you lie about this stuff, like child abuse is something to make jokes about, but the young kids of 4chan think it is funny.
But Karma always has a way of giving it back.
>>685916170
Jack Black fucked her when she was ten, and he was like 35. Don't feel too bad anon.
>>685916696
Dan just stop, your secret is safe with us
>>685916319
Is that his real hair, or a fucking wig? Every photo, his hair looks so fake.
>>685907200
God among men. Eventually there will be a scandal and he'll be fucked over worse than Miranda Cosgrove's asshole at a frat party, but until then he lives the dream.
Danny "circumsizer,rough rider hymen divider, slip inside her, spread em wider hold her tighter, this ones a fighter, keep her quieter, she's a biter, slip n slider, she better be 9 or" Schneider
>>685916696
Dan, just admit it.
>>685916736
lucky Jack if its true
>>685916696
>Of course serious shit when you lie about this stuff, like child abuse is something to make jokes about, but the young kids of 4chan think it is funny.
I think it's fucking hilarious, if it's kept on this platform.
>>685911082
Kek
>>685916985
It's written into Jack Blacks contract for every film he does that he is allowed to fuck one of his female co-stars. And I doubt he'd choose Sarah Silverman.
>>685916696
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3677412/
>>685917139
I want to believe
Dan "make my cock grow, cosgrove" Schneider
>>685917139
This is 100% true
He banged Michael Cera on the set of Year One
>>685916696
This is how we deal with heavy shit bruh. Like damn, Dan Schneider is a diddler, that is not nice.
>Making jokes about something doesn't cheapen the subject
I was gonna call you a moralfag, but I think you're worse
>Closet child molester
All childhood stars have been raped by producers and directors, but they don't call it rape, something along the lines of "earning your right of passage".
>>685917389
Cool, yesterday I "earning your right of passage"d my cousin when she passed out
>>685917389
>One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them; One ring to bring them all. and in the darkness bind them.
You know which ring they are talking about.... yeah you do
>>685907200
so having 70 of his copypasta thread a day counts as so long.. alright man
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken some intern brought to him just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How back could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
>>685917577
He porked Cosgrove since she was 12 until the last day of her stupid show Icarly.
Living the dream indeed.
>>685917317
Well, Michael Cera looks like the guy who wouldnt mind some black in his brown eye
>>685916817
Probably a wig, looks like one at least.
>>685917980
I reckon he scalped the not ugly one from Drake and Josh, and is wearing it as a trophy, as well as a fashion accessory.
>>685917577
>No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
That's really deep. You can feel the pain.
>>685918591
Poor Frodo
>>685918591
>>685918705
Electroshock therapy to the rescue
>>685918705
Frodo wasn't raped by Dan, you idiot, Dan ISN'T gay
>Dan, the man with the plan to get the girls in the van
I mean, he's THOUGHT about fucking all these girls, and that should be a crime in and of itself.
>>685907685
Dan "Get in the van" Schneider?
>>685918883
I've thought about fucking all the girls too. Come fight me nigger.
>>685916356
Someone should ask one of them.
>>685918869
How can you be sure
I didn't think I liked feet until Miranda proved me wrong
>>685918869
Dan "guess what I'm also gay" Schneider
>>685914930
Cosgrove if she can be School of Rock Cosgrove
McCurdy if it's right now
>>685919503
You filthy anon.
>>685919199
Checked.
I guess I can't be sure that Dan isn't gay, but I believe that he would not have raped the Frodo boy. It doesn't fit his MO.
If Elijah Wood had starred in a Schneider production as a little boy, and there was an episode focused on his feet, yeah, I'd think "Schneider raped Frodo". But the yung Frodo was not in a tv series created/produced by one Dan Schneider.
>Dan don't rape /b/oys
Dan "Shave Balls" Schneider
Dan "lift that skirty, mcCurdy, so I can pearly, on your birdie" Schneider
>>685917557
Dan programmed Frodo to tell us ACTUALLY what he wanted us to think.
That way he can rid himself of competition in the business.
Dan Clearly Knows what he is Doing
>>685919398
The bathtub episode was totally fappable.
Thanks, Dan!
Nigger this niggers
>>685914930
Ariana. Not even close.
In order though, >1.Ariana
>2.Jennette
>3.Victoria
>4.Miranda
>>685914487
He's luckier then I thought.
>>685917369
You are a closet Child Molester?
That is fucking sick faggot.
We all know Molesters like to blame everyone else as being one than themselves.
>>685920132
Sick one faggot, but no, I am not a 'closet child molester'
>>685920132
>>685920212
Obviously he does it in the van not the closet
>>685920075
Dan, Dan...
>>685920400
This guy gets it, and by extension probably fucks.
Children. In our van. That we share.
>With Dan.
>>685916321
Elijah Woods knows nothing. He only talked shit after watching that documentary. Other than that he doesn't have any first-hand proof.
>>685920734
which documentary?
>>685920902
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3677412/
Has anyone got that list of his nicknames? It's sorted by length
>>685921034
Nvm, google
>>685914059
That really happened or it's a meme?
>How does she smell
>>685907200
Why his face that size?
>>685921482
with her nose
dumbass
>>685915734
>implying that wasn't a troll
>implying you aren't a troll
> 18. BUZZFOTO 11/08
> This seemingly sweet and fresh-faced young actress who can also sing is heading the way other troubled stars. After allegedly getting pregnant by a much older man and having a hush-hush abortion, the poor starlet can’t get over the whole affair and has turned to hard partying and drugs to forget.
>Miranda Cosgrove
http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/2010/NOVDEC.html
Poor icarly, but so lucky Dan lol
>>685910950
Hey dan
>>685921761
>implying I don't know Dan
>implying we don't draw attention to him to get ratings
I'm Not Dan btw
>>685921872
better
How many of them do you think were molested doing ICarly?
>>685922233
trips dubs chekd
>>685922618
The real question is: how many of them fucked Miranda?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YVrxFmheSc
>>685924140
legend
>>685925039
>>685925114
>somebody on /b/ RIGHT NOW has fapped to this
>>685925406
Dan, fuck off
>>685925459
Quit calling me Dan dammit
it's Daniel
>>685912167
The tissue in her hand always gets me
>>685912167
wtf?! Is that real?
>>685907685
Dan "I'll slaughter your daughter" Schneider
>>685912167
She was cleaning her tears with the paper that she has on her left hand
>>685917759
They don't call him Dirty Dan for nothing at Nickelodeon.
>>685928260
>you will never have a five way with Josh, Drake, Drake's Guitar, and Miranda
>>685928260
Probably they DP'd her in every possible position while Dan was filming it. Pure garbage.
>>685911082
Looks like she's been crying
i think hell be fine if you know what i'm saying
>>685907200
Is that Jontron?
>>685929602
Jon "ill play with her atari" jafari
>>685929758
first person that makes a joystick joke gets lynched
>>685911082
>him creepy smile
>her tears
wonder how many times that repulsive bastard smashed her while she was crying
the fame and money... it was worthy, Miranda?
>>685930376
absolutely. Girls have done worse for less
>>685930452
>Girls have done worse for less
How so?
