>>685899579
WE

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Miho claimed

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>>685898750
Haha, nope! I have a sports bike, and a sports tourer. I just got fishtailing down today, so next up is dumping the clutch appropriately in a turn to get a drift effect. Gotta get a good pair of kneedpads though in case I go down practicing.
>>685898944
Thanks Milinda! I look forward to whatever you remember!

>>685899712
WAS

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>>685899579
Should've used the other pic from same artist :^)

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Claiming best surgeon.

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>>685899793
KANGZ

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>>685898750
Are you for real!? WOOOHOOO!!!

>>685898764
Hey man l, that ain't me. And plus wasn't it you who wanted to do lewd stuff to eiko?

>>685899256
Ohayou means good morning as in "ohayou gozaimasu" as the second part is more to be respectful. But now I get you.

Claimed

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Megumin claimed~
>I will miss Amatsu edition
>still on the fence about this

>>685898971
You have a pretty good memory :o
I can't remember most things very well..
>>685898944
Alright, thank you~
>>685899429
Topkek
>>685899735
Nice!
Good luck with the training and be careful out there~
>>685899802
I need the pic for research purposes

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>>685899864
I just took pics of your weekends together from the window.

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>>685899802
Can to show other pic?

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Obligatory claim.

>>685899815
Heyo, Fran.
>I'll try and greet you more often
>my bad

>>685899703
Syndra.

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Hanako here

>class ends
>last to leave class
>asked to shut the door behind me
>grab books
>walk out
>shut door
>realise I'm missing a book
>try to walk back in
>door's locked

I'm not a smart anon

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>>685900191
>>685900144
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2950415

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>>685899429
It's garbage!
No ltierally. It's garbage. There's a garbage going on because our leaders are too busy putting money in their pockets to invest in a proper garbage policy.
They're also too busy to stop the two internet companies from closing off the market and controlling prices.
We're behind most other countries even though we have tourist revenue, great agriculture and overall good economy.
It's sad, desu. I wanted to go to British Columbia to study in UBC but even though the university accepted me the country didn't.
Working on going there now with the help of a lawyer desu.

>>685899218
I only like head pats from one specific person desu
Do you post here lots? Or did you used to post and stop?

>>685899700
Yeah that's definitely after me then as I started on early march, I think.

>>685899858
That fucking entrance, bravo.

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>>685900180
Milk is here.

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>>685899802
No

>>685900144
No

>>685900191
No

>>685900393
What have you done.

>>685900338
>pic
We are both stupids

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>>685900176
That was not me faggot!!

>>685900338
Seems you are not book smart.
>ok that was horrible.

>>685900393
>gelbooru
That's seems unsafe.

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Alright, I'm going to bed.
On an unrelated note, the feeling that I get when I read about these incredible discoveries, that feeling of pride in my species overcoming my cynicism-induced misanthropy, is probably what gets me up in the morning. I'll be back with more science stuff tomorrow for you guys.

>>685900437
>There's a garbge going on
garbage crisis***

>>685899703
Good morning sweety

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>>685900393
>wew lad
>>685900567
Yes
>>685900338
kek'd

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Milinda claim

>>685899735
Not a problem, although honestly besides crashing a plane, I've never really done too much flying that's story worthy.

>>685899700
Hehe Now the only question is how bad do you want to score above 80%? ;)

>>685900144
Decided to go back? Nice.
>Not a problem qt :)

>>685900338
kek hello Hanako

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>>685900180
Milk.

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>>685900238
That's more like it Hand-san! Did you ever get into the tabletop gaming scene? Pick up any of those Roll20 games I suggested?

>>685900338
Hopefully it wasn't a book you needed to study from. What classes are you taking?

>>685900437
That would be hell for me. I hat having refuse anywhere near my general area.

Ah yes UBC. I got accepted but didn't have nearly enough money to move down there. Went to UNBC instead which is much closer to home. What classes are you taking?

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>>685900624
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2196876 better?

>>685900567
>What have you done.
It's not bad at all, it's not a full blown out lewd, there's a difference!

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>>685900437
>Do you post here lots?
Hmm... I could say I haven't posted much since I've done maybe 20 or so posts in these threads these last two weeks.

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>>685900238
Hand.
>>685900644
Hello anon

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>>685900624
>BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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>Shizuru get!
>>685899858
>Rattle rattle

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>>685900338
Looks like you need to hit the books.

>>685900437
Ah, well it's nice to finally chit-chat friend.

>>685900711
Pretty damn bad~

>Best idol claimed

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I'm probably gonna go to sleep soon so if there's anything you guys wanna talk about say it now.
>>685900491
Yes.
>>685900754
Hand.

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>>685900684
>she's back
good decision

>>685900784
ITS SUGGESTIVE
WHY DOES KAREN HAVE TO WEAR SUCH A SHORT SKIRT FUCK

>>685900813
Ah okidokes, definitely not the horo I know then desu

>>685900766
I approve of the way you name your files desu, very neat!
I'm taking Business classes! I just finished my semester which had accounting, law, geology and english in it.
What about you?

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>>685900624
>>685901027
That was horrible

So horrible, in fact, that I need to cook two dozen eggs to remedy how horrible that was

>I have two cartons ready for tomorrow

>>685900684
Hey Megumin

>quick question
>do you remember the incident with Prinz?

>>685900711
Sup

>>685900766
It was a book from one of my two math classes

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>>685901112
Why does your milk taste so good?

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>>685901116
Calm down Karen.
It's ok.
There's much worse pics out there, atleast this one has pretty 10/10 art.

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>>685901116
Thank you Karen~
>>685901167
Oh I remember it all alright
>

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>>685900144
Haha, I'll try and be safe! I can't make too many promises on that though.
>>685900711
Hmm, well I guess all in all that's a good thing, right?

>>685900883
Why are you getting up so late? Did you only get up early for Uni shit?

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>>685901323
I understand, just be as careful as you can~

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>>685900437
Something like this?
>

>Shiro

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>>685901116
Wow Karen I didn't know you had such nice legs

>>685901321
Yeah...

It happened again. With Shinoa. And Tsuyu.

>I seem to have poor self-control

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>>685901027
Hehe I can tell <3

>>685901167
Not too much. How was murdering Shinoa?

>>685901323
I could repost that if you would like?

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Clamied

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>>685900437
Also made a dank pic.

>Shiro

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>>685900933
...back off...

>>685901167
No! Don't do it! I'm sorry!
>what happened to the previous eggs?

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>>685901554
One of us.One of us. One of us. One of us.

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>>685901200
Its full of love.

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>>685901565
Don't worry about it, at least you didn't switch waifu..
Like ..
I..
Did...
>

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>>685901477
Today i acualy slept becuse exams.
Usualy i wake up at 5am my time (its 8:50 atm)

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>>685900766
I couldn't, too much has been going on for me to try and pursue other hobbies lately. Sorry.

Your night going well so far?

>>685900883
How goes your night?

>>685901112
Handsome.

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>>685901116
Why thank you. It's mostly because I'm much too lazy to sort my pictures into folders so they're all n the same one. Makes it a lot easier to figure out which is which when posting to the 4chins.
I majored in Mortuary Science, minoring in microbiology. Business is a good way to go. Never was good with math though so stats are my fucking bane.

>>685901167
God I hate math. Makes my brain hurt.

>>685901281
Agreed. Does it help if I jump on the suggestively lewd train?

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>>685901776
>Agreed. Does it help if I jump on the suggestively lewd train?
Don't mind if you do

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>>685901697
Don't exactly know how you'd use this, but I like it.

>Shiro

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>>685901768
It's going pretty great. Just picked up FFX and am playing through it for the first time. Loving every second of it. Wakka's VA makes my heart melt.

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>>685900437
That's reassuring since I was so certain I had this topic the last time I posted. :3c


>>685901697
I keep hearing a scream after the one of us.

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>>685901620
No need. Everything worked out in the end

>if it didn't, however
>I wouldn't know what to do with myself

>>685901688
It's already planned

>>685901714
>unexpectedly sad

>>685901776
I have advanced math and advanced advanced math

>I regret my decisions

>>685901944
Oh dear

>Megumin I demand you dress decently
>like, right now

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>>685901688
To bad its.
>pic related

>>685901702
Sweet warm love.

>>685901964
Over 9000 feels

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>>685901944
It helps me <3.

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>>685901768
Yes you are.

>>685901728
Do you have to attend still or just wait for your exams?

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Mari all the way

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>>685901167
Well at least you get to eat some eggs now :^)

>>685901554
>Hidden one with the dank glasses
Kek

>>685901620
You know me too well <3

Whatcha up to?

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>>685901027
It sure is desu! Maybe next time when I'm a little more awake, yes? I should be able to hold a better conversation desu.

>>685901112
>off by one
sleep warm, moo!

>>685901281
You're right, desu. I want to save it just because of how good it looks.
But it's definitely suggestive. Can't do it desu.

>>685901321
>that pic
yes.
Post high impact sexual explosions

>>685901554
kek, kind of
what's with the mothballs on top though?
OH
THOSE ARE MINI KARENS
NICE
Any chance you could make them more symmetrical, desu?

>>685901776
Same here! Pic related is my folder, although it's bigger now.
Do you get to play with dead bodies? That sounds super fun!
I am also bad at math, but I am going to do marketing to avoid the heavy math lifting desu.
I wanted to do psychology but that's not possible in an arab country due to the shitty jobs.

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>>685902108
Don't know why you're having feels, but I appreciate it I think?

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Star wars battlefront 2 is fun

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>>685902236
How so? The moth ball Karen's?

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>>685902238
I would name it over 9000 feels

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>>685901488
I'll try. Maybe I'll get some footage since my cousin will be with me! At least she knows how to work a damn camera.
>>685901620
If you'd like. Still can't believe it was all cause you didn't check the tail though.

>>685902236
How so? The moth ball Karen's?

>Shiro

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>>685902379

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>>685902236
>Post high impact sexual explosions
>
I will post the one on the pic next post~
>>685902139
Then you should also help me you squid!
>>685902460
Will you post it here? :o

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>>685902224
Nah, I'm still not eating any of them

>>685902379
Nothing beats playing the Empire

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>>685901768
>Night
Morning
And its going without any problems so far.
>>685902167
Only waiting left.
Thats why im shitposting here.

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>>685902090
How will you make them this time?

>>685902108
It is not. And it never will happen.

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>>685902090
>unexpectedly sad
I know...
>Megumin I demand you dress decently
NEVAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>

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>>685902108
Creamy and delicious.

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>>685902090
You poor, poor soul. You have my condolences.

>>685902236
I WISH my folder was that big. It's hard to find decent art of Fran that isn't cropped directly from the manga. Having a lesser known waifu is both a blessing and a curse.
I do get to play with dead bodies! I'm the guy that drains the blood and pumps them full of formaldehyde. I also sew the mangled ones back together for the funerals and make them look like their not actually dead. Finally I occasionally take all the guts and junk out and fill the corpse with saw dust to preserve it if it is to be buried.

>>685902379
Droids master race.

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>>685902546
How are you my sweet Cinnabun?

>>685902602
>>685902785
You spelt clones wrong

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>>685902637
Devilled

>all 24
>mix things up a little

>>685902716
DAMMIT MEGUMIN YOU KNOW I HAVE POOR SELF-CONTROL

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>>685902090
Glad to know everything worked out for you.

>>685902224
Just kinda chilling, listening to music. You?

>>685902460
kek so you have seen it. In my defense I wasnt aware that his broken plane was still in the hanger. I thought it would have been in a repair shop...

>>685902716
wew lad

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>>685901981
Nice, glad you're enjoying yourself, man.

>Makes my heart melt
Must be some good shit.

>>685902165
Same with you.

>>685902605
Sorry, I'm not really on my best feet right now.

Glad it's going well, man. Hope the rest of it goes smoothly.

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>>685902236
Looking forward to it, you seem pretty chill man.

>Dat collection
How long did that take?

>>685902379
Hey Queen Smug.

>Battlefront 2
My motherfuckin nigga

>>685902602
Then do pic related with them.

>>685903017
Same, don't really feel like sleeping.

>Maki

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>>685902572
Sure! I've already posted a small burnout here, so I see no reason not to! I'll even have a helmet cam after Friday to record with!
>>685902964
Hiya Smuggles!
>>685903017
Always check the taaaaaiiiiil! Maybe he does his own repairs? Or maybe just didn't have the money?
>Although having multiple planes, I'm sure that wasn't the issue.

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>>685902572
But, I only have this one!

>>685902967
Oh man... You are Satan...
>Also bad?

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>>685902967
Hmmm?
Like what you see~
>I'm such a tease
>>685903017
Can I get thighs?
Please~?
>>685903210
Noice!

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>>685903066
What's been up with you Hand-san? Your posts seem to have lost quite a bit of vigor since we last talked. Is everything alright?

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>>685903066
Doing the hisao tricks again?

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>>685902637
>But it already did.

>>685902768
>Drinks more warm sweet milk

>bullies
Pic not related

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>>685902437
No like
There are three karens on top, yes? But they are not equidistant from each other.
There is also on on the bottom right but none on the bottom left. Get what I mean desu?

>>685902785
This is my folder now, actually. I realised that one was outdated.
Your job sounds like tons of fun. Is formaldehyde that thing that basically pickles the bodies?
The sewing and the removal of innards sounds like the most enjoyable part though. I can see why you picked Fran!
Have you gotten a lot of practical experience or still mostly studying?

>>685903154
Kek not that long, it's mostly screenshots with lots of art in between. Here is my current collection. I'm still expanding it with manga pictures and fanart.

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>>685903471
Shit

>>685903017
>Bullies

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>>685903217
... as expected from you
useless
>but at least you're a cute

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>>685900938
>rattle rattle rattle
how are you today shizuru?

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I'm gonna go to bed now, goodnight everybody.
>>685903066
You more so though.
>>685903471
Its a best.

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>>685902964
Hey smugs
Glad you're here lol, I'm a little bit too tired. Now you can take over threads desu.

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>>685903277
>playing with my weakness

How dastardly

>like what you see

N-no

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>>685903154
Yeah me neither...

>>685903210
kek yeah. He doesnt do his own repairs. The reason he found out I took that one is because the repair tech he hired went to pick it up and it was gone... kek

>>685903277
M-Maybe... Only if Maki says its okay.

>>685903614
Hello Bully!

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>>685902964
>Cinnabun

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>>685903781
>Bullies with cuteness and hugs

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>>685903781
Maki has given me plenty of thighs, pretty sure she would be ok with it
>>685903718
>Eheh~

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>>685903471
No it didn't. My dubs can verify for you.

>>685903636
But... I tried... I really did...

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>>685903492
You're right on the money with the formaldehyde. I pretty much lost my scent of smell working with the stuff but god damn is it helpful.
The removing of innards is like scooping out a pumpkin. Fun but tedious. The sewing is much more stressful than enjoyable though. If I have to sew something back together it usually means the body is pretty fucked up. Fucked up enough that it can't be given an open casket funeral without freaking everyone out. My worst memory is having to sew back together this baby that was pretty much butter on the road only so I could watch the mother cry and hold it one more time.
I've been a Mortician for about seven years now. Got an early start on the practical because the town really needed a new one. I'm head mortician for the whole region now.

>>685903933
The best kind of bullying

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>>685903154
Hell yes! I need to get some maps

>>685903210
Hello there! What's up man?

>>685903689
Oh ok

>>685903783
>filename
Love it! But I'm sure you're the sweeter one <3

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>>685904034
>34
Rule34 confirmed

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>>685903492
Shiett, nice man. Gotta get to your level of dedication.

>>685903781
Something on your mind cutie?

>>685903948
Shh~

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>>685904248

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>>685903948
I know what your doing

Stop this. Stop right now

>>685904248
>not playing as the Empire

What are you, a prequel scrub?

>>685904277
>here we go

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>>685903320
Very stressed combined with a lack of sleep.

Having trouble breathing right now as is.

Don't worry about it, man. Just a tough period in my life right now, it'll pass.

>>685903419
Yeah, something like that. At this point I'm okay with it just working it's magic already.

>>685903669
Goodnight man, sleep warm and well.

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>>685904034
Try harder!

>Megumin

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>>685903933
That pic a cute

>>685903948
W-What?!?! HOLD ON A SECOND!

>>685904277
MAKI! DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS? >>685903948
>feelings hurt....
>

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>>685903781
>"Hey man, I'm here to pick up the plane. Which one is it?"
>"The Single prop in the back"
>"The grey one?"
>"Nah, the red one"
>"What red one?"
>"......SHIT!"
I imagine it went something like that.
>>685904248
Not much. Thinking about sleeping really early tonight so I can be up to do things tomorrow. How about you?

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>>685903660
>Rattle rattle
I'm pretty good, how about you?

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>>685904277
>>685904455
I fucked up bad, didn't I?
>>685904408
And what am I doing exactly~?
>I just want thighs man

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>>685904408
I know this is complete and utter fucking blasphemy but I liked the prequels better than the original trilogy. Anakin's a little shitstain but it does so much awesome shit.
Pod racing
Droids
FUCKING GRIEVOUS

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>>685903689
>

>Shiro

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>>685904213
>I'm head mortician for the whole region now.
I'm speaking to greatness! The baby story is pretty gruesome, poor mom!
Do you ever get disgusted, desu? By now you should be used to it, yes?
Also our conversation is going to end soon, I don't think I can stay awake much longer.

>>685904248
Not that I'm not glad to see you desu! Sorry just tired
how are you doing?

>>685904277
You flatter me! Karen deserves it though
How many are in your folder?

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>>685904493
Haha yeah. That was probably really funny... kek

>>685904698
...
>

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>>685904252
N-no...

>>685904436
That is... Very suggestive...
>like this?

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>>685904787
Thank you!

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>>685904861
Hehe

>Miho

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>>685904375
>
Had another "meh" day? :p

>>685904408
Nope. I know clones are better than them

>>685904493
Staying late for the squad. Big plans tomorrow?

>>685904793
It's understandable I'm doing fine my dude. Busy day?

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>>685905221
>another wet one

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>>685904830
Come on now, I'm fairly certain you also gave me some thighs
>>685904861
>That is... Very suggestive...
That's the goal, squid
I give your pic a 6/10 try harder stamped
But you passed~

>>685905328
But they were not meant for you! You just happened to see!

>Milinda

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>>685905221
Stunt practice, or at least the start of it. No lie, wishing I worked in a place with a large parking lot right now, so I could practice at work.

>>685905501
There was one that was meant for me because I asked nicely

>Megumin

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>>685904793
I've always been pretty desensitized to gore and the like ever since I was a kid. Saw my grandfather get exploded on his motorbike by a semi-truck when I was 10 and haven't really felt anything on the matter since.

I'm sad to hear that. I very much enjoyed your company. Here's a little something from me to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhLWf6rYyPs

>>685904433
Alright man. If you say so. Keep looking up to the skies. Eventually the clouds will shift and the sun will shine.

>>685905194
>>685905310
L-Lewd.

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>>685905221
Too many interesting people coming in here. I can't stop myself from talking desu.
I wanted to shave, talk to my manager, work out, play overwatch and a million other things but I couldn't lol
Every time one leaves another person joins. It's finally slowing down for me though.
There are some people I really want to talk to right now but I know it's going to extend into another three hours lol.

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>>685905724
>Lewd

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>>685904248
Right on man! I'm assuming there's custom maps on PC.

>>685904408
Don't worry, not today.

>>685904455
I'm sorry Milinda, she wanted to see a few so I obliged... how can I fix this?

>>685904698
I don't blame you m8, I'm the one who pressed post.

>>685904793
Kek, 358 pics. Only about 50 or so are from the actaul show. That reminds me, gotta finish the English dub.

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Akikonon is still gone, laaaaaaaaame.
I sure do hope the game is going well.

>Shiragami Youko claimed

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>>685905194
I refuse to speak to you any longer.
>ignored.

>>685905221
>Staying late for the squid.
Fix'd

>>685905328
I don't have any more!

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>>685905945
I have alot worse but i didnt post it.

>Miho

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>>685905925
I'm sorry ;-;
>>685905945
>

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>>685905702
I dont believe you!

>>685905925
... I-I dont know....

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>>685904612
fine apart from sleeping for like 12 hours
>rattle

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>>685905310
I take it you work somewhere with water?

>>685905566
>dubdub
You're going to be a stunt man for some film?

>>685905730
Semi know that feel. I had people want to game with me in vidya and the other wanted to game with me as well. Really lots of pretty cool guys here

>>685905925
Makes the new battlefront shit

>>685905841
Ooohhhh is the old bun going back to her old ways? This should be interesting...

>>685905927
Same

>>685905945
Kek

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Late Rory claim

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>>685906488
>just rain

>maybe later

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>>685906478
Woo that's a lot of sleep.
That's what you get for skipping so much sleep lately. Lol
>Rattle rattle

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>>685906444
... I'm sorry

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>>685905724
That ending made me laugh pretty hard lol
Sorry about your grandpa. But I can appreciate this kind of view. I don't know how to explain but to be able to understand that gore is basically what's inside us and nothing more, yes? To be able to do things to parts of the human body that you can't normally access is something so fascinating! When I saw dead animals as a kid I would try to find the heart and intestines to try to see what they looked like before someone found me and made me stop. I'm thankful for that though, lots of diseases in said animals desu.
If I ever get my visa fixed, maybe you could show me around your workplace?
I am done for now, too tired. Thank you for talking to me. I especially enjoy it when people talk instead of just replying, if you can understand what I'm trying to say desu.
Good day!

>>685905927
Sorry yoko, glad you're back though
You missed him a few hours ago.

>>685905925
Godspeed with that, I'll see you later.

>>685906488
Well I got to see you right before I left though, have fun!


Goodbye everyone!

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>>685906488
HA! I wish, I'm no where near good enough for something like that. I'm practicing stunt riding on my bike for sick bragging and show off purposes. Here's the guy that inspired me to do such.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btRvVLA0KzM

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>>685906285
Do you actually... Look at lewd pictures... Of my... Waifu?

>>685906439
I'm sorry ;-;
>inb4 copypasta

>>685906664
I'm loving these pics.

>>685906666
>>685906666
>>685906666

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Here I am, posting in one of these threads again, late at night when I should be getting sleep for work tomorrow.

It has been seven years since I got out of school, seven years at the same shitty part-time janitorial position I've worked my ass of for years and outright BEGGED for more work hours... To no avail, I'm always ignored.

Meanwhile, everyone I once knew and haven't physically spoken to in years has a life, relationships, friends, wives, husbands, having kids...

And here I am... Still living with my parents because I can't break even. Always alone, no friends other than alcohol and weed.

Nothing ever changes, no matter how hard I work. I used to be fit... I was going to be a Marine... But that door was closed to me. Never even had a chance.

And so what? No one gives a flying fuck. I can hardly muster the energy to care anymore.

Death cannot come fast enough.

Also, claim.

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>>685906662

>>685906900
>I'm sorry ;-;
>>inb4 copypasta
>copypasta'd anyway

>Megumin

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>>685906900
Yes. But i like Eiko more.