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>>685896550
>>685896584
>>685896618
The madman
>>685896550
lost
>>685898780
Lost, I imagined him say "Hiiiyah" and like karate chopping the air at the seagulls
>>685897118
Fucken nasty man lol
>>685898780
And he ran so far away, but he couldn't get away
>>685900911
My fiance and I wanna do this to the guy she left for me (one of my best friends from high school) who now won't leave her alone and thinks he can win her back
>>685898780
'I was wearing this, tell me I was asking for it'
>>685900856
alternatively,
"I said my name was Karl with a K"
>>685900737
Jesus I gagged so hard I think I busted a blood vessel in my eye.
>>685896785
damn...
>>685896785
Well i can direct you to op, a true expert in that area
>>685896550
honestly this stuff 100 x better than that desu bull shit
>>685901956
Umm that is horrifying
>>685896550
>>685896584
>>685896618
Thanks Lori
>>685902230
"c'est la vie"
>>685902279
>Thanks Lori
Lost.
>>685900299
>Good taste in music and doubles
Have a nice night sir
>>685902497
What is this? A movie poster for a-ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I see what you did there.
>>685902562
eww
>>685902222
quads yo.
>>685901660
Jej
>>685901513
Slight chuckle.
>>685902362
>>Thanks Lori
>Lost.
Lost
Worst fucking ylyl I've ever come across
>>685902149
Wat. Kek!
>>685902222
>>685902811
>>685902922
>Lost
Found
>>685903004
> shits on thread
> doesn't contribute
>>685902279
Who's Lori?
>>685902595
Lost.
>>685903287
;^)
>>685903203
If you like I could get out of bed and contribute my desu images pasta and ascii?
>>685903592
Mind = BLOWN
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.
The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight
Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.
>>685901660
every time i kek.
>>685902781
lost to this word
>>685903592
the evolution of cock,
now thats a porno i'd pay to see.
>The look on her face when she sees its not what she is expecting.
>the snoopy ears his cock would have when its erect
>>685903380
this pic has forever confused me
>>685904758
I don't see why it'd be confusing. The man is clearly just made entirely of butts
>>685904923
"I'm sorry"
FUCKING DIED
>>685901211
Sick bro. You won't do it though cus she doesn't really want to do that. In fact I bet this guy doesn't even exist, I'm pretty sure your fiancé doesn't exist either... pillows aren't fiancés big guy.
>walk it off bud
>>685904758
forever cleared up
>>685903592
Can you imagine how his gf's, hookers or what ever react to seeing that shit. Like how do you prepare someone for that. "uhh, well, you see my balls are above my dick. It's like you took the normal dick/ball configuration and spun it 180 degrees. kind of like a door knob, but up side down"
>>685902182
I would pay $50 to watch
>>685903777
Keep trying, it's totally hilarious and so funny xd xd kek . Plus it's totally working!
>>685903592
Wat...
>>685903592
dis nigga here is tea bagging himself.
>>685905544
I still don't see how his head / shoulder can also be an obvious butt. Haven't you seen the webm version? Guy definitely shits out of there all over the baby
>>685902230
so much wut
>>685906029
that's not funny, it's just really hateful and annoying as fucc
>>685896434
https://youtu.be/JF3yrdv3eY8
>>685906734
Fuck off nigger. Give whitey back every thing we gave you and swim back to Africa.
>>685907188
So just because I'm defending black people against ignorant white people that means, in your little mind, that I must be black?
I feel bad that your parents have to deal with the fact that they created you.
bye now
>>685907503
Implying I'm white... Fucking niggers.
>>685907503
Kek you're butt hurt because someone was offensive on the Internet
>>685904923
Ralph's First
post results
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNEBUVXmZYY
>>685902595
Fuck thats shit
>>685900856
loooooooossst
>>685906029
Lost
>>685904073
upside down lion for sure
>>685900987
lost
>>685907503
You ill educated despite going to the same school a whites, nigger. Popular opinions can't be offensive.
>>685903380
kek holy shit, for a solid minute i was sitting there trying to figure out what the fuck that was.
>>685907503
where the fuck do you think you are, faggot?
>>685899830
fuck you bitch
http://m.efukt.com/21370_Trolling_Wannabe_Pornstars_2K16!.html
>>685906181
Op smoked his pubes
>>685905318
Top fucking zozzle. I legit laughed.
>>685901909
I died. RIP
>>685902149
That was good.
what a time to be alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kGJywuLAfY
>>685903777
Are you trying to be an oldfag by desuing? I don't think that's how it works, kid.
>>685903592
>Have you seen my downstairs mixup?
>>685914049
Hmph, you're almost not worth it... *teleports behind you, cutting you in half* heh... nothing personnel...kid... *tips fedora*.
>>685914345
please dont start this shit, I cant even right now
>>685914049
Newfag, that cunt has been KOing ylyl for months now. He's been at it that hard he has sent over 9000 12 year olds to hospital with potassium deficiencys.
>>685912838
>hiv positie
>>685906085
who has the original webM?
>>685904073
so its a normal lion vs an australian lion?
>>685914603
shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>685906085
original pls?
>>685898195
Clearly the slave labourer misheard the boss say "sew with eggxact precision"
>>685914640
there's a v there you fat fuck. is the lard blocking your eyes, nigger?
>>685914895
It was plural nigger
>>685901884
It's supposed to be "The fuck you tryna eat"?
>>685905544
yeah cmon people always claim this is either fake or just chocolate sauce and it doesnt fucking make sense. Nobody would squirt that much chocolate up there ass
worst ylyl ever. b is truly dead now
>>685915513
Contribute then pussy
>>685907503
>bye now
>>685902230
Real life jesus
>>685901383
>>685901383
I fucking hate the name Karl for guys. I cant pronounce it.
>>685915882
Why? It's literally Carl with a K.
>>685916039
Sorry, didnt mean between K and C, I mean Carl and Carol. (Male and Female).
>>685902222
Quaaaads.
>>685916133
checked
>>685907503
Can't tell if serious or b8
>>685896785
whats this game?
>>685896434
>lost
Goddamn, that's fucking hilarious because you can't light chicken on fire!
>>685914206
You get 2 internets for that
>>685914755
no because the earth is flat
>>685916260
_Plauge inc I think
>>685902149
lost
>>685896434
I hunted fags for hours.
>>685907503
>me
>being white
okay.
>>685907503
>implying black people don't ruin themselves
>white man's fault
>people don't make their own choices
Is this amount of white guilt real?
>>685901282
you were asking for it
>>685903443
im dying hahaha
>>685903380
>>685905544
>>685915291
this is the state of b now, just accept it kiddo. PG13 photoshopped stills of timeless classics. We wouldnt want to upset the summerfags. I dont even know why I come here anymore
The old gif was actually a little longer than the webm but I havent seen that since like 2010. The baby eats a second handful before the mom can catch it.
>>685903555
Gagged.
Nice trips, though
>>685916915
Fuck off.
/b/ is where we came to fap. What's sad is that there are regulars here but no-one on the rest of the boards.
>>685900987
i laughed way too hard at this one...
NICE DIGITS PHARAOH
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/bar/5598855202.html
>>685904073
upside down lion wins
he freaking survived Australia he can survive a lion
>>685902562
Dude this is fuckig magick
>>685907503
Sam ?
>>685914502
"alright then you asked for it"
*materializes from the shadows with a poison blade*
>>685916260
plague inc evolved.. it's a lot of fun for a while, but once you beat everything on mega brutal it gets boring
>>685896785
i called my simian flu "niggers"
>>685904673
Lost at Snoopy ears
>>685917582
W-who is this?
>>685907097
Lost
>>685918148
Hahahahahaha what a dick
>>685918493
AHAAAAAH HA HA HA HA!
>>685900987
Fucking lost
>>685905544
Oh, sweet Jebus, THANK YOU.
long read but worth it
>>685898737
I could swear that joke on that exact image was made on 4chan first.
>>685902497
Hahaha actually made me lol you sonofabitch
>>685919148
dont get trolled by obvious bbait newfriend
>>685919806
when theory meets reality
>>685898737
Fuck how did I lose to this?
>>685919806
>implying niggers are people.
>>685902230
I always feel good about this gif
>>685898780
"My ancestors are smiling at me Imperials. Can you say the same?"
>>685904696
Niggers
>>685918493
Don't worry, it's not real XD
>>685904673
fuck snoopy ears made me laugh.
>>685902230
>>685906724
>>685915862
>>685920335
the original has even more wat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgDJzj9t5dQ#t=2m6s
>>685921560
2:06 for jesus
>>685903443
Damn it i ruse
>>685904923
I'm sorry
>>685904923
Feminism
>>685923300
its ok
>>685907503
wow look at all the replies i got.
you white boys must be really hung up about this whole race thing.
just a word of advice:
books are your friend
>>685904673
>the snoopy ears his cock would have when its erect
>snoopy ears
all of my keks
>>685924352
Newfag
>>685924352
>confirms that he's a shit skin
>>685919855
Sounds like a qt
>>685916915
I'm the kiddo who labelled the image, and sadly i've been here since I was in year 10 at secondary school, which was about 8 years ago.
>>685924352
Oh wow I got all the people on /b/ to respond I have really made a good point
>>685924515
I'm a white male, and I'm 23 years old, I'm just more educated and less sheltered than you.
>>685906085
Fucking kek. Okay fuck i never thought I would lose to this stupd picture but good job anon, you cheeky cunt
>>685920137
what does that actually say?
>>685924866
>you white boys
>>685925424
Literal translation:
Fuking white male.
>>685901739
I'm ashamed to say the last one got me
Fresh oc right off the stove
>>685927158
More gold
>>685902248
you're mom's horrifying
>>685904923
Kek Ralph's bag
>>685927638
it's been repeatedly proven that hitler did nothing wrong
>>685897532
Classy
>>685905544
You are cancer
>>685929383
This needs to be distributed worldwide for all whites.
>>685903592
I replied because I miss clicked and this gay fucking pop up reply box wouldn't fucking close
>>685929383
kek, its so wrong
im 12, report me or ill bring my friends to the chan
>>685929626
lol fucking anglocucks
>>685929626
Thanks for the tip! I'll be sure to do this if I ever see a halal section anywhere.
>>685900299
Way underrated
>>685930042
same here! So simple so keks!
>>685900987
I had to explain this one to a girl once, after I told her the punchline she looked at me like I was the reincarnation of space Hitler himself.
>>685918493
Hahaha yes
>>685930360
Girls like that can be superhot but its not worth it
>>685904073
Upside down lion it has the highground
>>685900987
Lost
>>685898780
alpha as fuck
>>685919778
kek that's awesome
>>685901956
fucking scary
>>685905544
>always thought it was a large pumpkin
>>685900987
Lost
>>685900737
white people are the scum of the earth
>>685912331
nice one
>>685931241
underageb&
modsmodsmods
>>685901885
like christ insanity
>>685896618
You let this happen /b/
>>685896785
PRESIDENT MADAGASCAR, SOMEONE IN BRAZIL IS COUGHING!
>>685931695
>lost
>>685931976
Classic
>>685900934
lost
>>685902182
kek his right legs looks pretty fucking weird
>>685900987
got me
>>685906029
white people are the scum of the earth
>>685897532
JUS
SHIET
MAHSELF
UP
IN
DIS
CLUUUUUUUUUHHB
>>685924352
>being black
>books are your friend
>>685929582
newfag detected
>>685931241
Get out. Now.
>>685901021
lool. this guy is fucking pink panther
>>685931911
your digits were 911 dude
>>685932422
top kek
>>685932586
> half life 3 confirmed
>>685932111
Check'd and kek'd
>>685932840
Ghostcum
>>685932664
>>685932664
>>685932926
ectoplasm
>>685897532
Oh my fucking god...
>>685907577
Anything that isn't white is some type of Nigger, So fuck off Nigger.
>>685903443
Lost. Still chuckling.
>>685900987
It usually takes a crane
>>685904923
I've never actually watched someone become a homosexual before
>>685933366
Go on. I can feel it. It's about to be posted isn't it?
>>685904073
The aussie lion
>>685903592
Well that's something new.
>>685903380
Holy Fuck it's a dude... After seing this pic about 10000 times I finally saw it...
>>685906085
>>685934039
No it's not. It's like 8 years old. lurk moar..
>>685912331
That's cool, they put them back on the right road
