School shooting

>>685875204
/thread

>>685875129
ask to do a speech in front of your classmates, then kill yourself

>>685876359
roll

>>685876359
roling

>>685876359
rolling

>>685876359
rolerino

>>685876359
rollingg

Pigs numbered 1 2 and 4

>>685876359
>777

incoming trips says you're getting banned.

>>685876750

Reroll

>>685876359
OP i hope you know I'm rolling this until it gets trips

get three pigs, and paint "1", "2", and "4" on them. then burn down the school.

>>685875129
Label a crane 1,2, and 4. Then throw it into the mattress. It will take a pig to get it out, and they will spend all day looking for the third pool.

>>685876359
reroll

>>685876359
Roll

>>685876359
rerolling

>>685876359
this

>>685875129
expanding foam in the toilets

>>685876359
rerolll

Hang yourself from your schools flagpole or stadium/auditorium/gym

>>685877185
roll

>>685876359
rerollll

>>685876359
thiss

>>685876359
roll again

Kill yourself in the most unused area so you go undiscovered long enough to decompose

>>685876359
rollling for this

>>685877185
reroll
how about something he might ACTUALLY do?

Unleash 3 pigs in your school with the numbers 1 2 and 4. Then shoot up the school while they look for the missing pig.

>>685877622
Rollin

Stay at home in your parents' basement. No one will see that coming.

>>685875129
Shoot up your school

>>685877622
Rolling

Bud Dwyer it up

>>685875129
Kill a class mate

>>685875129
Pepper spray your principal

For real though put tires over the flagpole

>>685876359
roll

expanding foam in the toilets

Call in a bomb threat as a prank, but actually set off a bomb as the prank itself.

>>685875129
Piss in one of your teachers coffee mugs

>>685876359
rolling

>>685878055
reroll

>>685876359
rerolling

put a wuppiecushion on your teacher seat

>>685876359
fuck it, last roll from me

>>685876359
Roll for this.

>>685875129
Rape your teacher

Summon demons in school.

What school do you go to?

>>685876359
That's some Budd Dwyer shit

reenact columbine

>>685875129
Set off home made pipe bombs in school

>>685875129
Smoke bomb your gym

>>685875129
Replace all their pills with different coloured skittles. Shape them for authenticity

place pineapples everywhere

>>685875129
Hang yourself from the flag pole

>>685878787
>878787

>>685875129
Hang yourself from the flagpole

>>685875129
Roll

Poop in the cafeteria floor then shootup the school

Soviet Union National anthem blasted through the loud speaker. Storm through the school in WWII Soviet Uniforms. Rape the Women. Burn the library to the ground. Execute Germans. Good old fashioned fun.

>>685875129
shit in a urinal

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>>685878882
>878787878787878787878787878787

car bomb your principal

On prom night, release a bunch of mosquitos in the dance hall and complain about the zika virus the whole time

Take a knife and stab your best friends, the look on their face will be hilarious

skip all your final exams
sooo funny

>>685875129
OP you must shit in a bitch teacher's desk/ files

>>685875129
get all the nudes of girls in your school that you can find, put them neatly onto a couple dozen flashdrives/SD cards, and spread them around school.

Become a devote Muslim and live like that for 3 years, after that bomb the school and while you're being arrested clam it is part of your relegion.

Shit in your teachers desk

>>685876359
if this goes on /r/4chan, please include me

Dress up as Donald trump and beat up all the Mexicans and trans faggots

Put condoms on all the locker handles

>>685875129
Get acid in the punch at prom.

Step 1: acquire bucket
Step 2: shit in bucket
Step 3: hide bucket in ventilation
Step 4: ???
Step 5: profit

>>685879597
there's an /r/4chan?
why even...

>>685879688
WINRAR

Bath Salts and Meth in the punch at prom.

murder whoever becomes valedictorian, claim they were too much greater than you for you to bear

>>685879658
Roll

>>685879777
Well shit

>>685879777
oh shit checkem

>>685879777
>>685879688
LSD or hydrochloric?

>>685879777
Winnar

>>685879777
Wasted

>>685879913
both

>>685879777
Op here, prom ready happened, but there's a senior breakfast this Friday. I'll post the video. Glad I didn't have to kill myself.

>>685879777
Confused, were you announcing your own winrar or did you misread that as trip 6es?

Either way - better find some LSD OP.

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>>685879777

shoot ur school up

>>685879974
kill yourself anyway

Rape the hottest chick and kill urself

if by a miracle you're able to graduate OP, then yell, "i hate niggers" swiftly into a nearby microphone

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>>685879913
LSD

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>>685875129
Feed your balls to an african teacher

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>>685879978
yeah I thought dubs was the winner, turned out I'm retarded, then I got trips.

>>685880420
you scumbag, you....

>>685880420
Kek. At least you're honest.

>>685876359
Rolling fo dis

>>685878561

columbine would have been even more devastating had their propane BLEVE bombs worked. they should have filled a soda can with thermite and placed that directly above the the tanks, since the resulting liquid iron would have transferred a huge amount of heat (and probably melted through) the tanks

>>685880404
cancerous

>>685877945
Rolling for this

>>685875129
kill yourself

Put mass amounts of marbles all over the schools halls/rooms/gym etc.

>>685876359
Rolling

hang yourself in the hallways

Fill the hallway with nooses and condoms spelling out "do it faggot"

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>>685876359
Rollerino friendo