Start with killing the emo in the front, party in the back haircut

>>685850128
Do you even lift?

>>685850320
seconded
You could do much better with your hair.

When did you get out of the hospital? Going to resume the tour now?

>>685850128
You're skinny muscular, girls don't want a dude smaller than they are. Eat a sandwich

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Hair then...

>>685850128
If that's you, my best advice would be to get rid of the wig. Seriously, does not suit you at all.

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Hair now

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>>685850653

>>685850128
The length of your middlefinger is equal to that of your hair, you Fucking degenerate homo

>>685850128

>Haircut
>Shave
>Protein
>Lifting
>????
>Profit.

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>>685850128
> good looking guy
> BWAHAHAHAH

> go back to the skating rink you autistic faggot
> stuck with fatties
> of course they have gravitational pull
> you are small object surrounded by bigger objects
> shave happy trail
> get surgery to fix misaligned right nipple
> go lactate in cup in corner then drink it
> who decided your good looking your right hand?
> if it has been decided by other people then where they @?
> finish bathroom
> also get off meth and creatine

>>685851424
>shave happy trail

You fucking woman

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>>685850762

>>685850128

Youre too skinny and youre not ripped, you just dont eat.

You look like you act like a dick especially thinking youre a good looking lad.

Your hair is emo justin beiber goth shit and you look like you are half slum brazillian

>>685850128
if you are half as good looking as you claim to be head to tinder.

there you don't have to rely on your lousy personality and immature behavior to get pussy

> using facial recognition software to find ur facebook
> will post gay porn when i find it

Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat chick. It doesn't count.

>>685850128
haircut

>>685850128
BECAUSE YOU HAVE MISSING DRYWALL IN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE.

I've also tried putting on weight with creatine... Doesn't work. I only lift at work. Not shaving or cutting hair. Thanks for the laugh /b

goodlooking? You look like Peter Dinklage you fuccboi.

>>685852206
> Doesn't work
> nuff said

>>685850128
>It's been decided I'm a good looking guy.

By who? Yourself?
Because that explains it all you ugly egotistical faggot.

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>>685852400
> dubz speak truth
/thread

>>685850320
This

Nigger, you don't just get girls with looks alone. You gotta be confident, outgoing and have a good job. Girls won't find you atractive if you're just some faggot who goes 'waah why won't you like me?'

>>685850128
there's something wrong with your personality. I'm 100% completely objectively less attractive than you and I'm unemployed and get women out of my league.

you're doing something completely wrong kid

>>685851493
> google search image
> public speaking
> top kek

>>685852206
SS and GOMAD

>>685850653
Everything about this is wrong

Your dress sense is awful, dude. Sleeveless shirt over a t-shirt? Combat pants? Necklaces? A fucking goatee?

The reason you can't land a good looking girl is that you don't know who you are and who you're trying to be. You look like you're lost and faking it. My advice? Stop worrying about how they look to you and sort out how you look to them.

>>685852841
This.
I'm quite antisocial and poor. 40+ hours a week barely cuts it.

>>685850128
is your last name bond?

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>>685853235

>>685853199
> budget

Because you're a "man" who is obsessed with your looks. Real men look like the hand life deals them and don't worry one bit what any woman thinks. Not to say real men are fat asses but the "looks" you think are important barely register top 10 with attractive women or successful men. Learn to dress like a grown man, learn life skills, start a business or two and women will just be little toys you pick up and throw away.

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>>685850128
You look like DJ Qualls, pussy ass nyugga

>>685853257
That Photoshop sums it up.

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>lose the necklace, it's pretty 1995
>cut your hair
>don't wear cargo shorts/pants with longer hair like that
>if you do these things and still have trouble then it's your personality.
>clearly your personality needs some work, because you browse /b/ and think it's a good place to get relationship advice.

>>685850128
You have a fucking beehive. Are you in the B-52s?

>>685850128
that horiffic bowl cut gone wrong. thats why.

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>>685853860
these and gain some weight. you don't have to lift, but you look a bit skinny. If you decide to cut your hair and wear more trimming/flattering clothes you're gonna want a little more meat on those bones.

pic not related

Lol it's just natural growth from a skinhead cut.

There is no such thing as a man being good looking. You need to work on your appearance which is at the time cock slut and turn it into man which is basically just following the rules. There are 30 to 50 of them and following those is what makes you appear manly. Sure, if you're the CEO of fiat or Ferrari, you can bend a few, but if you're not, then you're just a childish loser if you can't dress, groom, and act like a grown man.

>>685854306
yeah definately gain a little weight. plus too if he cuts the hair it's gonna make his face look skinnier. I worry he'll look like a meth head without adding some pounds all around, face, body

>>685850128
Cause having abs from being anorexic aren't the same as having them from working out. Also shave your entire head, Christ

>>685850128
Definitely a combination of bad personality and not being as good looking as you think. Your face is mildly attractive, but you dress and present yourself like a cocky douche.

Nothing is less sexy than a mediocre guy imitating "hot" badboy types and thinking he's cool

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>>685850128
> this fucking thread
> major b8
> leave /b/
> go to youtube
> search eric thomas
> get shit together
> and stop hitting the goddamn update button
> get life the fuck together
> lrn to budget as other anon said
>>685853467

>>685853489
> toys=correct

>>685853540
> fucking dead on

>>685854501
> fbi informant spotted

>>685852050
> im looking aswell anon

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I'm actually not a douche at all on the outside. I'm rather quiet and socially awkward. I'm just REALLY shallow on the inside and getting tired of hiding it. Putting on weight is damn near impossible.

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>>685850128
OP trust me, once you've fucked your share of good looking girls you'll change to wanting interesting-in-bed girls. I could care less what a chick looks likes now as long as they're not hamplanets, a fun and adventurous fuck is the gold standard, don't be like me and go through to good looking only phase. Rise above morty, focus on science

>>685850128
well you do hangout on here by the looks of it. that may play a huge part in the fact your probly a pedo/faggot thats into traps. this is /b/ right? what woman would want that?

>>685855646
Nah, putting on weight is pretty easy. I have a similar body build as you, same problem with keeping weight on. I've found drinking a chocolate milk everyday and randomly stopping at burger king for a 99cent cheeseburger a coulpe times a day helps. Just gotta stack the calories. But yeah, go buy some of that chocolate milk syrup, theres like 100 calories per tablespoon of that shit. you can easily stack on an extra 500 calories a day using vitamin D milk and chocolate syrup.

>>685850128
>I'm a good looking guy
body maybe, your face is kinda gross.

>>685855646
> lrn to not be a whiny bitch
> 40hrs a week.... my ass
> i see a fucking pot smoking bernie sanders supporter
> eric thomas <------this DO IT

>>685850128
OP watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsSC2vx7zFQ

>>685855646
Ur also a faggot narcissist. Just workout, and stop being a bitch

>>685855646
see, this is a good picture. You have a nice face, beard. dark eyes. It's the hair, maybe a little weight, the style of the clothes as everyone else has mentioned.

Otherwise you're all good in the looks dept. Must be your personality, how you interact with the potentials. Stop looking on the outside, (after you make the recommended adjustments of course) and look inside to discover what it is that is keeping you from getting what you want

>>685850128
Hey, your problem is obvious to everyone but you, douchebag.

>>685850537
This!

>>685856407
Enjoy your type 2 diabetes faggot

OP just go to /fit/ for fuck sake, I was skinnier than you at 6'1 tall, this year I was 83kg of solid muscle before I started training for the army officer entry and had to drop weight for cardio

>>685855646
Also stop slicking your hair back like that, no body wants to run their hands through that greasy shit. Get a high and tight cut to go with the beard and you'll be set

>>685852921
Top! Kek

>>685850128
Abs on a skinny guy are like tits on a fat chick. Start bullying hit the gym hard, gain some fucking mass. I used to be like you and thought I was decent at 150lbs. I'm now at 185 trying to gain about 20 more lbs before I cut. Seriously dude gym.

>>685853257
Hahaha these are killing me plz stop!

>>685856407
>chocolate milk
>cheeseburger
>syrup
>couple of times a day
found the planet neckbeard

>>685851743
Different anon but there is nothing wrong with shaving your happy trail. They're frankly just quite gross looking. Especially if you shave your pubes that shit just looks retarded.

>>685857660
Bulking not bullying.

this kid needs a sandwhich.

>>685855646
Just buy yourself a bag of weightgainer man. One shake is about 1000 calories. You take one a day and hit the gym. Take some creatine with that everyday and a proteine shake after the gym. If you can eat all this plus your normal daily meals. You'll put on weight. 100%

>>685850128
GRRRRRRRATATAAAAAAAA

>>685850320
Yeah get better hair mate, you look like some highschooler cuck with that doo

>>685857799
Dafuq!? Do not listen to this fuck tard. Stack carbs and protein. Potatos are your new best friend.

>>685857499
This op. Seriously.

>>685858184
It's gel. Stiff as fuck after it dries. Holds the top together while I'm working. Otherwise everyone calls me Jesus.

You look like a douchy faggot

>>685855646

and trim your fucking eyebrows. you look like a homeless person. beard is a no go for that face. overall....

GROOM THE FUCK BETTER

>>685850128

Kill your stuffed ponies and yourself with your katana faggot

>>685857799
nice double dubs but youre a faggot. That's how you put on weight, calories. OP needs calories, carbs, protein. A chocolate milk once a day is easy to do, and throws in an extra 3-500 calories per day, depending.

Or, as the other anon mentioned, that weight gainer mass shake stuff. It does work, is kind of a bitch pounding it down, but it does work. A bag of it put nearly 6lbs on me in about two weeks

carbs and calories bruv

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>>685850128
this

>>685858435
Get it cut, then nothing to hold back faggot

Hahahaha! I was waiting for someone to pick out my fucking awesome zero fucks given unibrow in progress.

>>685859650
You're a dumb shit that got skinnyfat, nice work.

OP eat some quality food and lots of it, don't add in bullshit things for no reason, get some peanut butter and have 50g in a smoothie with a banana and some water. Tastes amazing, calorific, good amount of protein, or listen to >>>685859650
faggot and add in a 3-500 calorie shake of sugar and nothingness

Gonna go home and make a giant peanut butter chocolate milkshake now... Daily. Can't bitch about being stuck with fatties while I'm one myself now can I.

>>685850128
go to r9k faggot

Anyone else wanna roast me b4 this thread dies out? Photoshops welcome.

>>685860734
do a press up, just one, you don't want to get too big OP

I want to dip your head in the toilet as I'm taking you from behind.

>>685851261
underrated

Love the long hair. Want to pull on it and go balls deep in that mouth.

>>685855661
oh so that's how you explain the fat chicks to yur friends

>>685855661
I actually have pretty low standards but it's only temporary satisfaction. I need leaner women.

>>685850128
Fuckin' juzt go to them and say 'ayyyy bb, give me the succ'. Many will say no. Some will say 'kk'.

>>685852240
The imp gets me wet.

>>685863431
And people call me a douchebag. Somehow behavior like that rates above me... Smh

>>685858939
Hey! I'm homeless and I resemble that remark.

>>685850128
You could start with your shitty personality.

Protip: Stop being an utter cunt.