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I HATE THIS LITTLE CUNT DICKHEAD FUCKER!
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I HATE THIS LITTLE CUNT DICKHEAD FUCKER!
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10/10 worse than joffrey
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>>685822547
y? u heart hodor or what?
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>>685822547
>rob dies
>this prick survives

Fuck GoT. The fucker doesn't even have fucking working legs.
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>>685822793
who doens't
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>>685822547
HOLD THE DOOR!
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>>685822547
seconded
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HE BETTER DO SOMETHING GOOD OR ELSE I PISS ON HIS SCULL
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>>685822547

I'm okay with them keeping bran, but I swear to god if one more wolf dies while their shithead kid partner just fucks off, I'm done with this show.
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>>685823619
this
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he did nothing wrong
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WORSE THAN OLLY
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>>685824286
He did nothing right neither.
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if he passes the wall with the mark will it fall?
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>>685822992
HO DOR

that ending was lame af
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>>685823619
I SECOND THAT
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>>685823619
The only two left are Ghost and Nymeria. I seriously doubt that will happen.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuJI-gfVGL8
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>>685825175
yes. Bran is a good kid but he's the only reason any of the terrible shit in this show has happened. He broke Wilys' mind turning him into Hodor, He led the Night King to the cave killing the last Children of the Forest, Bloodraven, Summer, and Hodor. Now he's going to go South with Benjen and Meera and get all of Westeros shitstomped by an army of the undead that keeps growing. And all of this? Because he saw Cersei and Jaime fucking while doing the one thing his mother told him NOT to do. Climb. I like Bran as a person but he's a fucking idiot who will get everyone killed
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>>685825854
will nymeria and arya ever ruinited? i dont think so
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>>685826714
agreed
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>>685822547
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>>685826714
Yeah but this was his destiny, bran and the three eyed raven are the same person. Just reincarnated. This was going to happen no matter what.
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>>685825854

stop posting and kill yourself newfag
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>>685822547
If he was warged into hodor making him hold the door technically he killed him. Used him as a fucking meat shield. Awful writing.
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>>685828182
Only new fags call each other new fags friendo
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>>685829364
Newfag
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>>685823619

This. The wolves are made out to be super significant but most of them just die without doing anything.

Also I hope Bran actually does something useful for Westeros otherwise Hodor will have turned retard and probably dead for nothing.
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>>685822547
Worst of the stories. Fuck that fucker.
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LET THE HODOR HOLD THE
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>685830445
he's the only one who can plumb the white walkers afaik, specially now he has the old cunts powers
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>>685822547

at least not worst than Olly
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i didn't understand this whole plotline at all. can someone explain it to this dense cunt? why did their eyes keep glazing over, even in the past. why was he yelling abuot holding a door fucking 40 years before he did it.
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>>685827988
debatable. Destiny is a poor man's way of dealing with his poor decisions
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best part of this season so far
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>>685830445
Bran causes the mad king to go mad
Bran is actually Bran the Builder who builds the wall
Bran is actually that old man in the tree
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>>685832854
Bran was experiencing past events through the weirwood trees. He basically projects his consciousness into the past. While he's doing this he can influence the past by either shouting during his visions or having his physical body hear something that then bleeds into the past for others to hear. During his vision he warged into Hodor in the present which created a bridge between the past and present allowing young Wylis (Hodor) to hear Meera shouting "Hold the door". The human mind wasn't built to experience multiple points in time and space simultaneously and it broke Wylis' mind turning him into Hodor. The pleasant natured stable boy
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>>685833052
i love the unexpected titties. first khaleesi last episode and now just random boobs as aira wanders arounnd. going to watch it again in a few minutes i think
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>>685833052
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>>685833504
thanks anon. i will keep this in mind when i watch again, see if it makes sense.
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>>685833297
>"What did Aerys Targaryen say when you stabbed him in the back?"
>"Same thing he'd been saying for hours. Burn them all"
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>>685833297
>
The old man in the wall is the bastard of aeigon targaryon
Bryndon Rivers, the Blood Raven, former Lord commander of the Knights watch and lover of the sea star (potentially melisandres father)
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>>685833762
I hope I could help you enjoy the show more.
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>>685833848
holy fuck, that could actually happen
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>>685833989
If that fucking kid caused 2 wars and the deaths of almost his entire family I hope he commits suicide
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>>685833989
No that time travel is a thing, anything could happen like red wedding never happened, ned never went south, and they all end up lost on an island with the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42
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>>685833052
>>685833543
>>685833572
Kahleesi is better
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>>685833953

it helped a bit.

but how far could that little bitch carry the kid once hodor is eaten or whatever? i mean him dying bought them hardly any time at all. that bothered me and i was hoping something in there explained it. what powers was he getting form the old man?
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>>685833543
Unexpected titties are always great, but the scene in between was even more unexpected.
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>>685834367
she's got no cleavage. had an ex gf like that. kind of disappointing.
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>>685834350
actually Bran can't alter the past. It's set. But that doesn't mean his actions didn't CAUSE the past to happen. It's a paradox
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>>685834367
maybe if you like fat midgets
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>>685834444
nice quads my friend. Meera and Bran will be saved by Benjen Stark. He'll bring them South where Bran will get the Wall destroyed and he'll try to redeem himself in the end by warging a dragon
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It's like Terminator and Butterfly Effect.
Bran sent his consciousness in the past so to prevent being killed by the WW in the present.
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>>685822992
HOT-DOG!
HOT-DOG!
HOT-DOG!
HOT-DOG!
HOT-DOG!
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>>685834367
Not her tits
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>>685834594
and i fucking hate that. I think there is too much magic in the show, and books obviously, for my taste. but it is probably just me
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>>685834973
they sure are faggot. don't be dumb
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Next week: Cold Hands saves Bran, Lady Stoneheart grabs Brienne, fucking dragons finish their holiday.
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>>685834729
i never got the "dany is fat" meme
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>>685835060
You retard she signed a contract for no nudity. They're not her tits faggot.
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>>685835009
>too much magic
>fantasy genre

You did notice the very first episode featured big monsters, right?

That should had been a clue of the setting.
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>>685835009
I only like that the magic seems to cause just as many problems as it solves. It's also not usually centerstage. It's a background element that guides events but that doesn't mean someone can't put a sword in your chest and stop that bullshit
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>>685834973
just because Cersei used body double doesnt mean all the main characters nudes are fake
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>>685827988
>bran and the three eyed raven are the same person. Just reincarnated.

what?

In the books he's Brynden Rivers, a Targaryen bastard, former Hand of the King and former Night's Watch member.
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>>685835199
>she signed a contract for no nudity
lmao
its hers
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>>685831677
Even with those shorts on and your dubs I can tell this bitch has a flat ass.
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>>685835218
no but the no nudity clause in the contracts kinda does
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>>685835199
no she didn't you dumb fuck. she wanted right of refusal if it wasn't necessary for the scene. and this time it was.

https://www.inverse.com/article/15745-were-those-really-her-boobs-we-re-the-issue-with-nudity-on-game-of-thrones
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>>685835377
Funny hows shes giving interview saying it was her you retarded faggot.
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>>685835199
>>685834973
It's been confirmed that wasn't a body double.
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>>685834367
cant beat this godess tho
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>>685835579
overrated
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>>685835579
oh yes, is she dead already? i forget
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>>685828325
Good one, fuck feminists
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>>685832753
but he ded
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>>685834272
He did it to prevent the Others from overtaking Westeros. Sacrifice the lives of a few for the lives of many.
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>>685835535
in that case praise khaleesi. I don't watch interviews because I don't care enough about it. no need to sling hateful rhetoric around just because someone was mistaken you inbred mongoloid door holder
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>>685835579
Where the fuck is braun? did he leave with Jaime?
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>>685828325
oh god what aspie wasted his time with that trash
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>>685835208
>big monsters

actually no, i only noticed all the incest and beheadings. and im down with the monsters and stuff. magic just always offers a solution to any problem, which is kinda annoying, in my opinion.
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>>685835795
If he really wanted to do that he'd off himself before getting the mark south of the wall
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>>685835798
Well fantastic then we are all agreed

> I'm going to slit your throat in front of your sow mother
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The actress?
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>>685835823
no he is busy shaving chins
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>>685835823
he got married and got a house and money as Cersei promised I guess
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>>685834497
wait, why is he shaving his balls?
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>>685822547
thinks OP is the real cunt dickhead fucker lay off my Bran!
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>>685835868
the books got steadily more "magical". as the dragons increase, so does magic in the books. but stuff like magical horns - euron had one that he thought would control dragons - have so far been missing from the show.
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>>685835677
Nah, her sisters and her mother just overthrew their city in s6ep1. Haven't gone back to Dorne since then.
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>>685835938
he might cut off his infected arm before going south, who knows
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hold the door...

this show had such potential, what a pile of ass
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>>685835984
can I rub one out while you have the blade at my throat? I want to gush from 2 holes
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>>685836057
he's not, he's checking out his dick warts
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>>685835868
>magic just always offers a solution to any problem

Are we watching the same show? Magic has fucked people over so many times. GRRM even states that magic is a double edged sword in his world.
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>>685822875
yea and theon and varys dont have cocks.... what of it?
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>>685836198
he would only have one working appendage then
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>>685836057
>needing to ask
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>>685836053
bet he turns up in mereen
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>>685822547
That motherfucker just had to sate his curiosity while everyone was asleep, costing the lives of everybody but that faggot and the girl. I hope he dies in the next episode.
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>>685836100
Í know, and i get it and stuff. i just think the best parts are the ones that does not involve magic. Fantastic creatures like dragons and giants are fair enough, since the tecnically could exist without breaking the laws of biologi.
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>>685836275
I know. I meant why are his balls shaved? Did they bother shaving in whatever time period GOT/ASOIAF is supposed to be inspired by?
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>>685836339
I would laugh so fucking hard
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>>685830445
so you are actually upset at GoT for killing characters/creatures that you thought would be significant for the story?

What part of Ned Stark dying made you think this wasnt going to be the case throughout the story?
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>>685836458
I mean, it would make sense for him to end up in the branches of a tree forever, then. He would have a useless fucking body.
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>>685822793
HOLD THE DOOR
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>>685836387
Im not even sure where bran could go now, castle black is a bad decision, probably to the riverlands, make army fuck up the knights king
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>>685836448
Honestly couldn't tell you lol, I know shaved pusses were signs of prostitution back then but I don't know much about renaissance balls
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>>685836448
they can shave a head. why not balls?
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>>685836278
>jon snow dies
>magic
>jon snow not dead

sure it fucks people over, but it still offers solutions to any problem
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>>685834594
It's a closed loop. Not really a paradox.
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>>685836448
Only if you're laurence tyrell in season 3 ;)
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>>685836435
i think breathing fire kinda breaks the laws of biology
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>>685836674
That's one instance of a solution. Arya used magic and ended up blind. The Children of the Forest used magic to create the Others and that backfired on the entire world.
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>>685836579
just a stump boy buried in a hole somewhere watching everything but not being able to actually do anything. Spying on naked women but not being able to jack off afterward. Just magical
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>>685833572
rule 34 in game of thrones time
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>>685825245
It was actually amazing, and shut the fuck up sir.
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>>685836788
Nah, my dog does that, its pretty legit
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>>685836663
it's a whole nother universe faggot it's not the renaissance.

did the dragons not give that away?
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>>685834367
is this a body double?
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>>685836448
really? shaved balls is where the story falls apart for you? The story about dragons and ice zombies is just not believable because he has shaved balls.
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>>685836676
thanks for the correction. my mistake
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>>685836876
That's like Rule 34'ing a porno. It's just not necessary. Or saying "That's what she said" to someone saying "Let's fuck". Yeah, we get it.
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>>685836919
it was a joke you sperglord. maybe take a break from the internet for the rest of today
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>>685836989
nope
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>>685836905
Makes me sad that someone's whole life was to be a pawn in someone else's story.
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>>685833902
ive heard this theory but it doesnt make sense, the blood raven isnt "thousands of years old" as he mentions in the show
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https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/
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>>685830445
That's what I can't figure out, what purpose he's supposed to serve in the end. Just warging into a dragon seems like a major waste of his ability to see (and alter) history, see and communicate over great distance, and share memories with people. The payoff for his story arc needs to be pretty big to make it worth all the effort.
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>>685837015
Fucking Kek
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>>685836599
fyi... its night king. not knight king
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>>685836989
no, emilia clarke said its really her
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>>685836599
He's going to go south of the Wall, which will break the magic that keeps the White Walkers north of the Wall, and they'll bring the Wall down.

Fucking Jon gave Edd the Hug of Death. It's a hug characters give each other when one of them is going to die. Jon and Robb did it, then Jon and Sam (when Sam said "don't worry, Jon always comes back"), and now Jon and Edd.

What did Jon say to Edd when he left? "Make sure it doesn't come down." GRRM writes very subtle foreshadowing (most of the time), so D&D feel the need to write the most hamfisted, obvious foreshadowing possible. The Wall's coming down, possibly at the end of the season.
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>>685836839
All im saying is, i'd like the dead guys to stay dead, and the guys who kills them being human guys with weapons. GoT beats the shit out of so much fantasy, becouse the politics is so well thought out. in my opinion the magic aspect just undermines it.
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>>685823619
STOP KILLING THE FUCKIN DIREWOLVES INDEED!!!
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>>685837267
Tbh only about 69% correct when talking about this show, forgive my GoT english
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>>685837167
yeah the show didn't set up the Blackfyre bastards. Bloodraven would just be another randomly thrown in character so they decided to make the 3 eyed raven more ancient for the sake of making him more mysterious
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>>685837219
If Benjen is dead, then Bran is heir to the lordship of Winterfell as the oldest living legitimized son of Ned Stark.
I also doubt his story would have a short arc if he is (presumably) the only person left in Westeros with greensight/the ability to warg into another human.
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>>685837152
But damn was it cool. I can understand that. But this shit was planned since when? How many years ago? I love it when shows plan ahead like that. It makes me feel like the people making it actually have a brain and are using it too.
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>>685837076
you knowq what i will do that. going to smoke and watch preacher again
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>>685835009
You're fucking autistic aren't you?
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lol I love that he killed that fat retard
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>>685837309
Yeah I feel that, but Jon coming back to life potentially carries out part of the prophecy about the Prince who was Promised.
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>>685837298
Im probably wrong but, cant white walkers and thier magic still work south of the wall because when jon was stewart to commander mormount the white walker attacked..
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>>685837708
kek
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>>685837015
Where did I say the story feel apart for me? Calm down.
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>>685837600
this was probably planned since Fat George wrote the 1st book
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>>685837803
That was north of the wall though, by Craster's keep. The closest White Walkers have gotten to the wall/Castle Black was when they brought the Wights back in after Benjen went missing.
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>>685837600
Like can you imagine GRRM thinking that shit up, the fat kid (Willis) really fucking sold the heart wrenching shit that left me contemplating my life choices, that is how much episode 5 has impacted me.
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>>685837867
im pretty calm buddy and it was definitely implied by your post.

just take your medicine and get back in bed
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>>685837772
yeah but..he could just, you know, not die
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>>685836573
Him being played by Sean Bean
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>>685838012
Are you sure tho, swore it was in castle black cause jons direwolf was in the cage..
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>>685837600
>But this shit was planned since when? How many years ago? I love it when shows plan ahead like that.

lol. Watch the Making of clip for this episode. George RR Martin told this to the showrunners. Hodor first appeared as a character around 1996, or whenever GoT was first released. So GRRM probably came up with this 20 years ago. The showrunners didn't do shit but drop their jaws when he fucking told them this spoiler.
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this thread is so much better than the /got/ generals on /tv/
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>>685837642
no i'd just prefer more screentime for boobs
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>>685838339
There's a joke about Sean Bean always dying in every role he plays. It's almost expected
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>>685834511
Are you retarded? The ex must be your only ex then.
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>>685838240
But that wouldn't fulfill the prophecy. Dany rose again from fire. Jon rose again in the snow at the wall. A Song of Ice and Fire.
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>>685830445
yteah the wolves are dying too quickly and they haven't even shown aria's wild wolf yet who in the books is leading a fucking gang of wolves on the coast fucking shit up.
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>>685834511
do you actually have an ex because you sound like a turbo-virgin
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>>685822547
seconded
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>>685838362
imagine if any of the team of GoT show is a hardcore fan of the books since the start and now they get all those spoilers from GRRM lmao
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>>685838575
you just have no clue how boobs like that actually work, ya virgin. yeah unless she fucking
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>>685822547
How was he supposed to know if that thing touched him he'd go to kill him?
Three eyed crow should have told him.
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>>685838931
^ unless she pushes them all the way up, this is how it looks.zero fucking cleavage.
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>>685838240
It'll probably be a bit better in the books.

When someone brings someone back to life, it take a lot out of them and the person who came back is changed permanently.
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>>685838704
I would love to read the books.. haven't got the time
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>>685838678
In the books it makes more sense. Jon is murdered with his brothers crying salty tears and his wounds "smoking" beneath a bloody knight with a star sigil on his chest (wunwun killed him) and he's reborn. His sword can kill white walkers and wights. He is the son of a Targaryen and a Stark. Jon IS the song of Ice and Fire
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>>685838506
watch Spartacus
same time period, blood, politics, no magic and lots of boobs in every episode
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>>685828694
Technically it's the only reason Bran is still alive. The only choice really.
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>>685822875
but rob came back?

u caught up?
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>>685838931
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>>685838678
but who is the 3rd head of the Dragon?

PS danny rose from the flames twice
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>>685839104
until they hollow, right?

makes sense, since R'llohr is totally the lord of cinder
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>>685838560
>joke
He literally does. The fastest ought to be equilibrium, around 5-10 minutes after the movie has began properly
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>>685839369
>>685838931

>>685838746
>>685838575

get it now you fucking virgins?
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>>685839339
no he didn't.
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>>685839155
I've admittedly never read the books. However, since I started watching the show, I've researched basically every detail religiously. So while I'm pretty well informed on it, I have no knowledge of stuff like this
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>>685839193
i did. even though i didnt like the new guy, it was a pretty solid show
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>>685839416
Could be Tyrion, could be Meera as the twin of Jon. Who honestly fucking knows
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>>685839193
spartacus sucks balls
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>>685839416
bran
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>>685834367
Her tits are shitty as fuck, i'm not sure if you're all virgins but those tits are just average at best
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>>685828694
>Used him as a fucking meat shield. Awful writing.

Read the books, it seems a lot more natural. Bran is actually continuously hinted at being a little shit. Hodor is described as being scared, in pain, and trying to fight him off every time Bran wargs into him, yet he does it constantly. There was a popular theory that Bran becomes full blown evil because of that shit. .
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>>685839416
She only properly rose once, burned twice
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>>685839155
If dragonglass and dragonsteel can kill white walkers, you bet your ass that dragonfire can too
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>>685837015
I laughed

reminds me of that south park episode game of cocks
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>>685839678
new guy was old guy's personal choice
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>>685827798
One, then he fucking dies.
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>>685833572
i came to b to see this
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>>685838931
>>685839044
>>685839369
>>685839491

you are powerfully retarded
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bran cures hodor of zombie, just watch.
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>>685834594
isnt the fact that white walker branded brand with the icy stuff proof that they can alter the present? and if the difference is that people are dead that shouldnt be if brand didnt went to the past as hodor, old dood, and the children.
this should work on "contrario censu" that he can change the present as in people that should have died are not dead now???
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>>685840354
for your next question: Eline Powell
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>>685839416
Jorah Mormont.
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>>685840506
says the masterful retard
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>>685839826
>Her tits are shitty as fuck, i'm not sure if you're all virgins but those tits are just average at best
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>>685839416
Night King
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>>685840931
What makes you say this? Targaryens are usually immune to illnesses. Part of the "Tyrion is a Targaryen" theory relies on him not getting Grey Scale like Jorah did, even though they were both touched.
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>>685839416
edmure tully
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Why all the hate for Bran? He got used by the 3er. He didn't mean to have any of it happen. If anyone is to blame it's the 3er since he knew everything was about to happen and didn't warn anyone. He even set it up to happen by having him go back then having him warg from the past.
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>>685835579
AYESSSSSSSSS
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>>685841232
He was touched on his clothes, not on his skin.
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>>685822547
>solving plots with deaths
>hurr durr so deep so reel

No one should watch or read this trash. It's a prime time soap opera that fans have been duped into with the temptation of actual story development.

Source?

>see over 5000 pages of shit.
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>>685822547
I don't think he purposefully did it.

As we've seen, Bran's mind/soul leaves his body when he wargs. However, his mind was currently located in the vision, and we saw that he was still there when Hodor was doing something other than Hodor-ing in a corner.

Also, if warged, his eyes would have stayed clouded over, rather than just flashing.

Now, I have two theories, I'll post most unlikely one first.

1) There's some kind of magical fate force, like a kind of anti-paradox system, that knows that past Hodor saw and heard it happen, so makes sure that it happens in the future.

2) Bran heard his friends screaming for help, but was unable to warg while in the vision. So, he either implants the the mental conditioning into past Hodor, for it to activate later, or, he uses his connection with past Hodor, to put his bravery into present Hodor. (Note how he doesn't say Hodor once his eyes flash)

3) Old tree nigger did it.
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>>685841540
>story about war
>not solving plots with deaths

You sound bootypained because your fav character died
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You don't have the time to read a fucking book? What are you?
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>>685841739
It's called a work of fiction you fucking moron fanboy. Plot lines need to be resolved. Death has been the only resolution GRRM has ever been able to provide in an incredibly inept manner. Take a look at literally ever other novel about war and you'll see the difference. It's called a coherent story and not one with nonsensical pointless side stories that go nowhere and have nothing to do with an overarching theme or plot.
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>>685841540
>stop liking things i dont like
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wouldn't it have been better if hodor became normal again in the present just as he had to hold the door? that death would have been epic.
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>>685842167
Yeah dude, you're right. Can't believe JK Rowling fucking ruined Harry Potter by killing Voldemort.
Fuck, man. Can't believe that the bad guys die at the end of Die Hard.
Shit, dude. Can't believe people fucking die in Saving Private Ryan.
It's an incomplete story. Stop being pretentious, you fucking faggot.
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>>685841739
>>685842274
>being this butthurt about honest critique regarding a shit story and author

Can't wait for that new Marvel movie.
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>>685841654
>>685841654

I think that because he couldn't break out of the dream that he had to warg into the young Hodor in order to control the old one. Because he WAS controlling the old one. Hodor's eyes don't stay white when he's warged, only Bran's does. So because he was controlled Hodor through young Hodor the young Hodor was able to see and experience his own death, which fucked his mind over.
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>>685841232
Jorah was never attacked or infected in the books, nor was he with Tyrion when he was attacked.
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>>685841654

1) That makes less sense and doesn't explain the seizure, nor why Hodor needed to go mental.
2) If he just implanted the idea or his bravery, it wouldn't have done as much damage as if he were warged and the past mingled with the future.
3) Old Tree Nigger was dead by this point.
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He and sansa are soo bad actors. And are just annoying every time they speak. Sansa sounds like she got downs or something, and brand has the worst voice and a face you just want to punch
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>>685842167
It's an unfinished, detailed story. Each plot plays into the greater plot for the the battle with the Others. Just because you want a condensed, toddler edition where no one dies and each plot thread is resolved quickly doesn't mean the story is bad.
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>>685842573
Well, this thread was started after last night's episode, so I could only assume we're talking about the show
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>>685842434
>Incomplete story
>5000 fucking pages

What planet are you from?

Die Hard was just over 2 hours.

Oddly enough JKR's novels had some sort of resolution and character development in them and only occasionally involved killing off major characters. I'm in no way saying Harry Potter is a good standard for literature or cinema.

You're citing reasons why the stories and novels are shit. There is no resolution. This is George Lucas shittier pretentiousness you're ironically condoning, faggot.
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>>685833052
Anyone know the actress's name?
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I liked her the best in season 1 when her ass was PHAT

>does anyone else here fucking hate Arya and her whole boring story?
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>>685842721

How long has George been stringing you along to keep his donut addiction in business?
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>>685842918
>implying that there's a set limit on how long a story can be
There are still two books left to be written, and at least two and a half seasons of television still to be made and aired. You disliking something =/= something being shit.
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>>685842469
>called bootypained because of his dumb analysis
>responds with 'wow you're so buttpained'

what an elaborate 'no u'
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>>685839416
Tyrion. He'll be the product of an affair between his mum and a Targaeryan
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>>685841654
First of all stop being a nigger, copy-pasting the exact same message "theory" on every thread (you probably start yourself).

Secondly, the fuck kind of retarded logic is that "magical fate force"?! You are watching a show with gods, sorcerers and warlocks and you believe "fate" is the unrealistic shit about it?!
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>>685842803
I don't think they talked about who will be riding the dragons either...
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>>685842469
butthurt: the post
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>>685843379
They didn't, and I haven't said that they did. We talkin theories homie
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>>685842612

1) This was effectively my "wizards did it" theory. Looking back, yeah, it makes little sense.
2) But, by implanting the bravery, he could have formed like a mental link between them, which would cause the mental fucking
3) Was Old Tree Nigger dead before Hodor got warged? Old Tree Nigger could have done the warging, then his body gets rekt and his mind is stuck inside Hodor

>>685842480
I just don't see Bran as being a selfish enough little prick to purposefully meatshield him though. I mean, he's always been kind to Hodor, and treated him well, why would he just fucking kill him?
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>>685822547
remember when a so-called insider here before the premiere posted how a tragic but well-liked character would turn, be hatred and fuck everything up in the end being the main villain?
no one believed him and here we are, bran fucked up, bran will fuck more things up and will be the dark side of the coin
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>>685843530
Hodor wasn't brave. He ran from everything unless Bran warged into him.
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>>685836057
who doesnt shave thier balls?
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>>685843190
You should take a quick look at every other body of work that has withstood the test of time and is now considered a classic. It isn't this series. GRRM has written as many books as he can and has filled them with as much bullshit as he can for.... MMMMMMMMMMMONNNNNNNNEEEEEYYYY!!!!

EVERY SCENE IS SO DENSE, THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON! IT'S LIKE POETRY, JAR JAR COMES IN AND WE'VE NEVER HAD A CHARACTER THAT'S THIS FUNNY BEFORE!
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>>685833052
also that was the Mercy Chapter that is on GRRM's blog.
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>>685843354
m8, I copy pasted it from the ONE thread I posted it on (hardly every thread), because it was ignored in first thread and I wanted to start discussion.

Who pissed in your chips?
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>>685834497

uncut is best, even the kikes admit it
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>>685822875
god i love this bread
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>>685843143
3/10

how do you keep an addiction in business? poor usage of euphemisms
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>>685843541
inb4 the ww don't want to kill bran but instead want to make him their wizard king for creating the events that made them and helped them come to power
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>>685843611
Young Hodor was shown wanting to fight and train. It was the mind freak that turned him into a potato pussy.
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>>685822547
Stay mad faggot
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How can they leave Hodor to die like that?
I mean they were like fuck him lets gtfo here..
what a shitty season and a shitty episode
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>>685823619
I concur
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>>685844238
i thaught this. bitch barely turned round to see if he could make it
i hope he becomes a ww and fucks bran up
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>>685843854
>You should take a quick look at every other body of work that has withstood the test of time and is now considered a classic. It isn't this series. GRRM has written as many books as he can and has filled them with as much bullshit as he can for.... MMMMMMMMMMMONNNNNNNNEEEEEYYYY!!!!

Confirmed for never reading a fantasy series. A shitload of books in a series is par for the course.
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>>685844238
what should they have done? sit there and hold the door with him?
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>>685838931
>>685839826
These poor perpetual virgins, go back to fucking your MLP dolls
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>>685833297
Bran-ches
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>>685844146
then after he becomes the king of the ww he gets a zombie hodor to carry him around
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Because why? You are uncut?
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>>685843740
>who doesnt shave thier balls?

Look at porn before the late 90's
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>>685837015
Fucking lost it to this lmao
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