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I will be the ayylmao

Cool I'm going to 10 forward to bang that nigger. Then I'm going to smoke some dilithium crystals and play that Google glass game. Then I'm beaming over to Scott Baculas ship because way cooler. And Seth McFarlane is there too

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>>685818784
Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

Wait a minute.

This isn't MY sickbay.

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Orrrrttthhherrssss capptaiiiin

First I'm going to remove datas head and program the mouth to auto-suck mode and take it into my room. I will imagine it's that Armenian psychic whore.

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Just going to boot this up on the holodeck. Nobody disturb me

I'll dump my load all up in that neural net

replicate a human

>>685820027
Replicate a human

I sell Wesley to a farengi to pimp his Lilly white ass all over the god Damn neutral zone.

I'm off to the holodeck whorehouse

I let Gordy bang my wife

>>685820780
Love that episode

>>685819325
kek

>>685818784
Changing the transporter to give everybody who uses it a sex change.

Also kill niggers

>>685820586
/thread

I get drunk on synthohol and try to breath space

Imagine having holodeck technology. Would it be illegal to do otherwise illegal stuff on the holodeck? Murder, rape, cp, embezzlement, etc.

After all, it's not real, really.

I set all quantum phase/photon torpedoes to overload. You gots fifteen seconds, faggots

>>685821317
15

>>685821304
Embezzlement?

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>>685818784

>We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

>>685820223
Funny. I get it.

>>685821376
14

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>3016
>Everybody choosing the pussyfied Enterprise.

>>685821423
13

>>685821378
I did say illegal...

>>685821462
12

Yeah, I just tossed Datas cum filled head into the warp core.>>685821317

>>685821536
11

>>685820950
This needs to be an episode

>>685818784
Theres gonna be a new ennerprize next year faggots.

wat do

>>685821581
10

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>>685820780
Superior.

>>685821638
9

>>685820223
Replicate a human

>>685821688
8

>>685821726
7

>>685821766
6

>>685821523
If I found out you were using valuable holodeck time to do accounting I would beat your ass

>>685821809
5

>>685821854
4

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>>685821627
It was in the animated series.

>>685821887
3

>>685821931
2

>>685821636
>become a lizard
>fuck the captain

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>>685821636
Watch a couple, see if it is any good.

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Captain, sensors have identified a planetary system populated entirely by nubile female humanoids.

I corn-hole Picard real quick before we die

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>>685818784

>>685821973
4!

>>685821973
1

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>>685822090

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>>685822090
Too slow, Gilligan reference resets to 4

>>685822013
That looks fucking sexy

Beam me up scotty

>>685822185
lol niggers gon nig

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I use gravitic neutrino pulse effects or some shit to go back in time and feed information to Cosmonaut Sasha Lazutkin, so instead of being the goat, he is the Hero of Mir.

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Welcome back to your quarters, commander anon

>>685822226
shit, you right, nigga

>>685822013
>>685821636
when is it set?

>>685822306
Yeah, it's not bad at all. Makes me boldly go...

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Brargh where am i?

>>685822558
In le fuuuuuture

>>685822013
>>685821636
>>685822558

To clarify that image is not from the new series -- I just saved it a couple of years back because I like it.

Are these the droids we're looking for?

>>685822637
>Flames
>thru holes
>no decks
>just dark

Wut m i c-ing

>>685822678
well duh
I mean related to the other serieses. like does it happen after tng or what

Romulan war fleet at position 12985.7, eight thousand kilometers off starboard. What should we do?

>>685822529
You're not Lieutenant M'Ress.

>>685822855
Char-blackened decks?

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>>685822783

>>685822889
It's a series about those lizard babies that Janeway and Paris had reaching sentience and exploring the universe

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>>685818784
I invited the borg for a party! Wooohoooo!!!!!!

>>685821304

See eXistenZ, a film a solid decade before its time.

>>685818784
Requesting permission to be in the beam-down party of Captain James T. Kirk, Sir!
I'm a Computer Science Researcher in UFP HQ.

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>>685819727

>>685823022
Still better than Enterprise.

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>>685822951
Newfags do not know about muh Lt. M'Ress.

>>685823075
Sure, just slip into the red shirt and we should be good to go.

>>685821304
So you're saying that in a virtual world where you can decide to do pretty much anything you could think of, you'd embezzle money?

Just use the console commands like a normal person

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>>685821304
There's an episode of DS9 where a Klingon Lawyer tries to make the point that Worf is a bloodthirsty gloryhunter by pointing out he commits mass murder on the holodeck.

He could have just pointed to his ridges and said "he's a Klingon", but I guess that would have been too easy.

>>685823269
Yes Sir!

>>685822783
At this point im lokoing for any droids at all.
When I was six & SW cane out, I decided to be an engineer bc by the time we were all adults, we'd have solved poverty and disease and our droids would be helping us move humanity into a nuclear powered anti-gravity future in space.

Never going to happen. Humans are just a dumb beligerent destructive animal that cant even be trusted with its own nature.

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I am picardicus of jew

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>>685822951
Star Fleet will make catgirls real.

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>>685823134
>>685823105
>>685823022
Resistance is futile, you will now be assimilated.

>>685823370
Also, fill out this next of kin contact form, just for fun...

>>685823604
>assimilated

Whatever. This is /b/. We were assimilated a long time ago.

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>>685823134
I'm still kind of disappointed she wasn't in that Kzinti episode. They pull the trick you'd expect with Uhura, but it would have made a lot more sense with M'Ress.

But they probably would have had to animate her running, and that would have meant making a whole new animation instead of just reusing that dainty female running animation they always used. TAS was really hanging together on a shoestring budget.

>>685823741
Kin contact form? What is this Sir?
I will be able to help with any kind of computational devices found on planet, Sir.
I have installed gentoo even on toasters, Sir.

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>>685822902

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>>685823850
That is true but you will join the Borg.

>>685823901
Disney should buy Trek.

and make them fight

>>685823604
The Twisted Toyfare Theater with the Borg lawn party was among the funniest things I've ever seen.

""6 of 8 has roofed the ball."
"4 of 12 is attempting to assimilate the toaster."

>>685824160
Better than yet another fucking marvel property...

>>685824139
>That is true but you will join the Borg

Matey, I think you have that backwards. You will become /b/org and will be fapping it to traps any day now.

>>685823880
It was reallt pretty anmazing -- the animation was such chit, but somehow pretty decent writers still wanted to be part of the Trek phenomenon enough to turn in some decent scripts. (Some were clunkers, of course, but some were pretty damn good.)

>>685823921
Don't worry about it, Kin is the sexy Antarean babe in hydroponics, she has a fetish for hot alien sex with new landing party guys. So fill out the form.

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>>685824371

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>>685824407
No I hate god damn traps. Plus that doesn't fit the borg, it fits another hivemind. The /b/tards

>>685824371
>judaic hero/journey mythology formula
>+
>endless supply of gullible powerless children
>&
>jews run all the film studios
>=
>There will be no end to the marvel hero bullshit

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>>685824407
MORE THAN A COINCIDENCE

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Lemme check what's in todays script real quick...

>>685824633
I kindly reject Sir, my algorithms detect something that could be classified as trolling. Are you testing my machine learning skills, Sir? How did I do?

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>>685824445
Trek just really managed to hit a chord with a lot of people who watched it, kind of like Firefly. They also had a policy of accepting scripts that were sent in, and supported a pretty hippy ideal right at the cusp of the social revolution.

In short, it might not have resonated with money-hungry executives, but it sure as fuck did with the rest of the world.

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You guys know who's behind this thread right?

>>685824993
I never noticed the codpiece on Locutus.

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In space, no one can hear you scream or whine about movies you don;t like being popular.

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>>685824911
Damn was so close to making everyone into /b/org.

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>>685825094

>>685824727
I dont care what shit you like.
Youre free to like whatever mindless garbage you want.
You liking it doesnt mean I cant call it out for being utter shit.

>>685824995
Ha, did great, caught me! You pass the test, now just slip on the red shirt, fill out the next of kin contact form and we'll meet you in the transporter room.

>>685825246
>mine's better

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Khan's vessel is headed directly towards us, sir...

>>685825216
Not gonna lie
I kinda wanted to fuck that bitch

>>685825434
Who?

>>685825166
"codpiece"?

>>685825555
KHHHHHAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!

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>>685825480
I don't blame you, it is always fun to fuck the queen of a hivemind. Unless it's a whale.

>>685825645
Google it kid

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>>685818784

Alright fuckers, this is Chief O' Brien here, I've locked out all the command controls to the transporters except from my console and if any of you motherfucking pricks try anything I'll beam every last motherfucking one of you into space!

Now there are going to be some changes around here......oh yes......changes......

>>685825555
Checked. Also, KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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>>685825713

>>685825842
The miles comics are insanely funny

poor, poor miles

>>685825347
Sir, I must object. The first test I passed, because of not agreeing to sign the form, I must do it again for it is logical. Also, my data mining has shown, that it is higher risk of death when wearing a red uniform. Therefore, I will wear a green one, just in case. I'll go to the transporter room now.

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>>685825842
>>685826116

He was bound to snap eventually.

Chief O'Brien in the episode where a transporter accident turns Keiko into a child over here. Going to our quarters brb

>>685825012
Just was reading up -- I never knew the animated series won a fucking Emmy -- for best children's television.

My two favorite bits of unexpected cannon in Sci Fi are the Holodeck first appearing in Trek's animated series, and Boba Fett first appearing in the Start Wars Holiday Special animated segment.

>>685819727
>>685823105

I TOLD YOU NOT TO DISTURB ME DATA!! Now stop beating your cock and gangrape Riker with me

>>685826253
Kek keep it coming

>>685826375
Only way to make her slightly tolerable

>>685825290
Of course not -- call away. It just seems odd that it bothers you so much that many people like something you don't. Just, you know, don't watch them.

>>685826454
Get the fuck out of here you fucking nerd. Can't you see we're all playing pretend on the Enterprise here?

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Whaddup! Here comes DATa

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>>685818784
If you need me, i'll be in the holodeck fucking everything my imagination can come up with.

Should be back to work in a year or two.

Riker out.

>>685826454
Yeah that was great. I sandwich the SW animated shorts in the running order of Ep. 4,5&6 whenever I watch em.

>>685826253
I liked O'Brien if only for the fact that it was an Irish accent on television that wasn't completely Leprechaunized

Seeing as this is /b/, you have exactly two choices of who you get to be:
LaForge
Barclay
That is all.

>>685818784
Im in quarantine because I got spaceaids from raping the entire crew.. Now you wonder... Who did I get it from and who did I infect? Puzzle time!

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>>685825842
>>685826253
>>685826491

http://chiefobrienatwork.com/

>>685826210
Forget it, transporters are malfunctioning anyway. We have to deal with this evil Pekingese dog with antennae and a horn now...

>>685819727
>>685826709
Holodeck is busy right now

>>685826664
well you're just full of useful advice arent you retard

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>>685818784
Hello everyone! Best captain reporting.

>>685826918
Not true. We can also be Wesley

>>685826675
Well just set my phasers to kill and call m a Gorn, why don;t you?

>>685826952
Using proper computer algorithms, I can implement a software that will automatically detect where he is just based on the feedback of ship's internal cameras and sensors. Do you wish me to proceed, Sir?

>>685825645
It's where your dick and balls go when they need that extra kick of protection or medieval style flaunting

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>>685826709

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FXr1r9RpmY

>>685826872
Plus the guy was a decent character actor.

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>>685827011

>>685822558
I have read it is set between TOS and Next Gen

>>685827162
Sorry, my bad, totally correct

>>685825555
De plane de plane!

>>685824160
You shut your dirty whore mouth, you filthy nigger fucking Disney cuck

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>>685827251
Frankly, I've lost interest. Gotta bang this green chick now,. Kirk out.

>>685825555
tfw you walk off the holodeck onto a beach only to find all of Star Trek was nothing but an elaborate fantasy. Thank you Mr. Roarke....Thank you.

>>685827474
So the big question -- will the computers look crappy like TOS or spiffy like TNG, or spiffy like Enterprise which makes no sense?
>had to love those "data tapes" spock was always fumbling with.

>>685827307
Quark/10 would fap again

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>>685822558

They're apparently doing shorter seasons each one with a different crew in a different time period.

The first one is set between TOS and TNG.

>>685827719
I will never fully understand your genius, Sir, but I will try my best to be just like you one day.
Computer Science Researcher, "out!".

>>685827807
And Mr. Roarke got to be Khan. Neat.

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All systems go

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Helllllllo, I ammmmm Lt. M'kirrrrrrrrk. My mother M'rrrrrrrrress worked underrrrrrr your captain at one time.

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>>685827807
>>685827964

Now I want to have sex with a midget!

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>>685827964
He was Khan before he was Roarke.

>>685828322
nah, Fantasy Island started 1977
StarTrek 2 was 1982

>>685828637
Yeah but he was Khan in TOS

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Best episode?

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>>685828637

>>685828762
That's not star trek

>>685821829
lololol, we all need our escapism. Living out thrills we wouldn't dare IRL. Like cooking the books.

>>685828637
Actually there was an interesting interview he did where he talked about the worry of audiences seeing him as Mr. Roarke, but he said once he got into it, it was very easy to be Khan again.

>>685828751
shit...
yeah. forgot about the damn regular series.
lol ;)

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>>685818784

I refuse to obey because capt.Kirk kissed dat stinking nigger Uhura.

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What cargo are we carrying?

We are the Zelus Consist, we will attack your vessel unless you hand all assets to us, including your crew.

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Ship's main shitposter reporting in captain!

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>>685829050
Oh fuck, you're right, I posted the wrong image. Here, this is the best Trek episode ever... thanks for catching my error.

>>685829726
No Watermelon so relax Tyron!

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>>685829848
Disregard, my sprunger cannot sprunge any assets.

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>>685820827
It's Geordi you fucking normie

>>685830267
Maybe he meant some other guy -- it's a big ship, and Gordy is a common name in space.

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>>685829900
That's still not star trek...

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>>685823107
>Still better than Enterprise.
STFU FAGGOT
You probably never even watched it.

>>685827158
Nigger always jamming up the replicators with fried chicken and watermelon. No wonder O'Brian hated that fuckwad.

>>685830576
How did geordi end up inside the pool table?

Incoming msg from The Finalizer, it reads "Fuck You".

>>685831737
Do you even into Star Trek?

>>685831737
Pool table ate him. He is one with the Pool table now.

>>685832217
I read scripts ( http://tng.trekcore.com/episodes/scripts/ ) and watch shows, carefully analyzing any observations ( http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/observations.htm ). You?

>>685833028
Flithy cock sucking fuck

>>685832621
He was assimilated by the pool table. Resistance is cue-tile

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>>685828762

In the Pale Moonlight.

>>685833407
Are you pakled?

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>>685818784
>mfw I almost missed a Trek thread.

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>>685831198
I have watched it. Parts of it are decent, especially the last season when they start focusing more on Trek canon. But when it's trying to be TNG, it's horrible. The entire appeal is that it's a prequel, so when they're suddenly transporting everywhere and trying to explain why tech that took a century or two to develop is suddenly already there... it's just bad. The cast is also wooden as fuck. Trip and Hoshi are kinda decent, and I also kind of like Malcolm, but that's it. There's also no real chemistry between any of them. And casting T'Pol purely for her tits was stupid as fuck. She easily the least sexy Vulcan, too. Even that fat, old grandma Vulcan that visits the ship manages to have more sex appeal than Plastic Tits T'Pol. Pic related, sexy as fuck.

Anyone who says it's a legit good show, is just trying to be the Trek equivalent of edgy.

>>685833028
Well, then you're not this guy >>685831737

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>>685833782

>>685833782
Is that Andy Dick?

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>>685833958

>>685833882
That chick was also Worf's wife

>>685819325
In the movies he's on TNG enterprise E, just a program.

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>>685834072
Shut up Wesley

>>685834015
Are you Andy Dick?

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>>685834192

>>685834256
toppest of keks

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>>685834115
Her?

>>685834437
yep, same actress
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Suzie_Plakson

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>>685834256

>>685822529
Who let this rat in? Scotty, get me a wrench.

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>>685834694
Rolling for NOT wesley

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>>685833653
It's pretty great, DS9 had better episodes. In the Pale Moonlight is great for its ending monologue, and because Garak plays Sisko for the greater good. But all of its awesome stuff is implied, as Garak is running around behind the scenes.

I love Far Beyond the Stars, Our Man Bashir, and Trials and Tribble-ations. Which are all episodes where they comment on other fiction, so maybe I just like the meta. Still, casting the same fucking guy from TOS in the same fucking role in Tribble-ations was brilliant, and he plays the part perfectly. It really one-upped Voyager's anniversary episode, which is actually really horrible.

But DS9 is full of really, really good episodes. Valiant, Apocalypse Rising, Way of the Warrior, it's all great.

I'm also counting The Wounded as honorary DS9 episode. It really planted the seed, with both Marc Alaimo and Colm Meany in the roles they would play in DS9. And essentially it's an episode where Picard and Dukat interact, which is awesome.

Also, Sisko gets his baseball in the episode If Wishes Were Horses, which is kind of a meh early episode.

>>685834613
Barney's mom too.

Everyone in this thread is homosex.
Not a problem your faggotry and arse-banditry
will be added to our own,
Resistance will make it more fun...

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>>685834783
How did wesley and tom paris end up in the same shot?

>>685833958
Wesley Crusher is a cuck

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>>685824139
>>685822613

Mother of Gork.

It all makes sense now.

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>>685835041

Here, I made one of those for Picard.

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>>685834115
Yeah, and the female Q, and the Andorian chick in Enterprise. Basically, I'd just bone Suzie Plakson.

Sakonna was also a good example of how you do a hot as fuck Vulcan.

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>>685834783

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>>685835145

Yeah I want to beat him to death with a folding chair.

>>685818784
FIRE THE PHOTON TORPEDOES!!

aka flashlight

>>685835339
HA!

>>685835339
In one episode he had hair m8

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>>685835557

>That fucking profile portrait of her on the right.

make way for the captain, get out of my chair

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>>685821191
YOU WHAT NOW!

>>685835896

Oh yeah, that flashback with Crusher's dead husband.

I forgot about that.

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>>685836037
I am the captain now

On my way to the holodeck to bang some virtual chicks with my good friend William T. Riker

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>>685821413
Bitch Please. Suck my Ass

>>685823850
Oh Christ.... Is /b/ that bullshit subconscious that the Borg's have when they dream or whatever that fucking voyage neutered the Borg with?

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>>685836212
you don't scare me faggot, sit your ass down

>>685836415
That shoop isnt even worthy of 9fag
you fookin pleb

>>685836212

Have a sniggers Sisko, you're not yourself when you're hungry.

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>>685835557
Will Wheaton is still riding the Wesley wave. He's turned one of Trek's most hated characters into a career. It's no surprise he's kind of fucked up and constantly fishing for recognition. People cheer for him to die when they see him on screen. People shouted him down at conventions. And that's his claim to fame, nothing else. Because he's a shitty actor.

>>685836733
And he was written to always act like a little bitch nigga

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Where all the whiskey and white women at?

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only star trek pic next gen i have saved.

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>>685830267
Yo homie, Gordy reporting in.