depends on what kind of zombies we're talking about.

HOLD THE DOOR !

>>685812881

Walking dead zombies

Or 30 days later zombies

Your choice

>>685812881
This. I'd probably be fucked anyways.

>>685812721

Find a building three stories tall or higher. Put solar panels up.

Destroy all flights of stairs.

Grow crops on the roof.

Kill anyone that looks shifty and take their stuff.

Depends on the type of zombie, and their nature.

Fast or slow, alive or dead.

Next factor is where I am when shit goes down.

Well step one is to not discuss your zombie plan with anyone. It's everybody for themselves out there.

>>685813192

By the time you find it, it will most likely be occupied. Boom sniped before you get even close

>>685813451

You don't believe in grouping together to survive?

>>685812721
Cannibalism and betraying/killing people for their supplies and guns

>>685813392

Wherever you are now, dead and fast

>>685812721
Create a maggot farm.

Think about it. Have these little fuckers around your base. Maggots will eat decaying matter. Ergo eat zombies to the bone. Flies will lay eggs in zombies and continue the cycle. Essentially create a bio weapon that will defend you from zombies.

>>685813612

Yeah I'm sure that will work out well.

>>685812721
Don't dead, open inside.

>>685813690

And how do you plan on starting this before you get turned/other survivors find you

>>685813742
It is probably easier to get food that way, and most people are easy to manipulate

>>685813906
>2011+5
>not already having a maggot filled moat around your house

Fucking normie.

I dunno but I'm currently working on a post-apocalyptic short film. Let's hope I know what I'm doing.

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>learn to hide
>learn to farm
>learn who to trust
>learn to make friends
>learn to trade
>learn how to kill

>>685813990

What happens when you can't find anyone else? Or you encounter a large group?

>>685814095

So edgy.

>>685813906
Maggots wont be hard to find. Literally on every dead thing you find. Just scoop and fill containers and keep them in barrels.

Survivors wont come near my area just from the smell and I guess most would fear the cloud of flies that would surround the territory.

>>685814278

That's a lot to learn on the fly, you're willing to risk your life on the hope that you're a quick learner?

>>685813561
>he hasn't seen a single zombie movie

Groups = death


There's ALWAYS that one dumb fucking awkward/cocky moron that walks right into a zombies mouth and then ends up infecting every one.

>>685813690
Lol thats one thing that always bothered me about the tv shows and movies. No flies or maggots anywhere near the zombies. Weather has no effect on them. No starvation of the body, yet they still have super strength that can rip flesh apart and bite down with the strength of an alligator.

>>685814341
Hello newfag

>>685812721
Don't Dead
Open Inside

>>685814396
gotta say this is a pretty interesting idea i would love to see this played out

>>685814396

So you just expect to hide for a month or so until there are maggots around you? You're just assuming that your safe for awhile?

>>685814498
No what I really meant was to break into my neighbors house and have my last hours to myself with his massive fucking cocaine and adderal stash

Hehheehehehe

>>685814553

That may be true, but it's nice to have other to watch your back. If you find the right people a group is stronger than one person any day of the week.

>>685814650

Newfriend*

Fixed

>>685814852

Then become mega zombie?

>>685814702
Yup, just farm and used maggot filled dead matter for fertilizer. Plus I live in an area where water is abundant and rats would be attracted to the decaying matter so free protein.

Only downside is I would live in a very disgusting area with constant smell and disease would be a problem.

My only weapon would be a box of annoying insects I would carry and throw and people.

>>685815336

Now that sounds like a wonderful life

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First thing I would do is go out and bang a female zombie.

>>685815336
So you'd convert your living area into a 3rd would country.

>load truck up with, wood axe, machete, canned and dried food, water, tent, fishing pole
>also bring hunting rifle and handgun
>head out to the country side, find a path into some woods
>find clearing, park truck, grab axe and gather as much wood as possible
>gather wood for a few days and sleep in tent at night
>get enough wood to build walls around the edge of clearing, with spikes to stop walkers
>collect more wood, enough for a watch tower and small cabin
>once fortified this should last you quite a while
>get in truck, head to local towns in search of food, ammo, friendly survivers
>keep handgun on you at all times, loaded and ready
>keep axe on you at all times for silent zombie killing
>head back to wood base, eat, sleep
>rinse and repeat
>also at some point craft a bow and arrow or hope to find a modern one in town, for quiet hunting as to not draw zombies to the base

That's about it. But that's just off the top of the brain. Could be better with actual planning.

>>685815759

Annnnnnnnnd you're infected

>>685815844
Basically. Which is an upside. No one likes to tread in an area not pleasing to the eye. Everybody likes cleanliness and so people would go to nice areas.

>>685814281
Now that you bring this up, and I think about it, it might be a good idea to group up with some people yeah.

>>685815962
why not sleep in truck? safer

>>685816300
Fair play.
Like I said that was literally just off the top of my head.

>>685816165

You're implying people would care about cleanliness over safety. Which during a zombie apocalypse would not be the case. They're gonna do whatever it takes to survive

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I'd simply tell humans to chill the fuck out with their racism and to check their living privilege. Zombies aren't all bad people as the media likes to stereotypically depict them.

>>685816500

You must love bernie

>>685816623
>what is sarcasm and having a laugh

Autistic newfag detected. And I mean legit autism

>>685816437
I guess it depends on previous lifestyle. I expect people will be too accustomed to everyday life that they will run towards what gives them that lifestyle.

>>685816165
I'm just thinking if you do this you're gonna end up dying from disease instead of getting killed by a zombie.

>>685814341
Retard

>>685812892
Um, wrong tv show young man.
Scheeeesh.... kids are so stupid. No common sense

>>685816841
Probably.

Mate with one.

>>685816846

Newfag

>>685816776

Actually that's a very good point, I didn't think of it that way.

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I don't.

Try to reason with the zombies. Offer them a steady supply of newborns if they provide me breeding stock.

>>685816382
seems like a good plan though

Don't dead, open inside.... wat?

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>>685817042
Das le edgy n shiiiet!!!!

My question is why would you want to? Who would really want to watch everyone they know die or suffer? Why would you want to have to live that way to survive? I say as soon as I don't have a/c and or it gets tough, put me down

>>685818411

What about your family? If you have a wife and kids, they're worth fighting and surviving for

>>685812721
I'm i the only one who reads "Don't Dead, Open inside" every single time?

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>>685812721
"Don't Dead"
"Open Inside"

proof zombie fags are retarded

>>685817966
>>685818712
>>685818804
hivemind.

>>685818559
I had a great childhood with great parents and I have great memories. Why would I want my son to have to learn to kill to survive? Why would I want him to have to trust no one to survive? In a sense nobody actually survives these things bc they have to become someone else to survive...

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>mfw nobody in this thread is a doomsday prepper but me
>mfw I have a stocked bunker under my house
normie faggots

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I'd move south where the bodies of the zombies would probably rot quicker due to the heat. Then i'd just do the normal thing and stock up on supplies and wait it out

>>685812721
zombie apocalypse is for fags

>>685819291
You're no fun anon. Are you enjoying your summer break?

>Don't Dead

>Open Inside


makesnosense.png

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>>685819184
are you proud about that sperglord?

>>685819029

So what, the zombies come and you just humanely kill him?

>>685819184

And when someone breaks in? Or you run out of food and water?

Find Jon Snow to fight the white walkers ... also Hodor to hold the door for me.

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>>685819770

>>685815962
Life isn't minecraft

>>685812721
Have a house in the country. Have a 3 year supply of food and water. Have guns and ammo to defend your property. Make your house zombie proof. Laugh at everyone else who even has to leave the house.

>>685819762
>implying i would run out of food or water
>implying I don't have weapons to keep bunker safe
I have food for 30+ years if rationed right, and I can tap into a nearby aquifer for 40+ years of water

>>685813080
>30 days later

>>685820290

Live out the rest of your days hiding in a bunker with nothing to do? Sounds great man. Enjoy your prison while I survive and start a community.

>>685820290
40 years of water
Nigga do you even know how many water you need to survive 40 years

>>685820290

Also you don't think anyone else would tap into that water?

>>685813192
water?
and how the hell do you plan to start growing the crops on a roof quick enough so that it will produce sufficient amounts?
Also, one bad day of shitty weather and you're fucked

>>685820426

Okay elaborate

Probably just armor up all my clothing with duct tape


have you ever met anyone who can chew through a centimeter of duct tape? that's right you haven't

then I'd just grab some handy bladed weapons and walk around slicing their tendons while they try to gnaw on me

generally go through my life as I did before after that, ain't gonna let some zombies ruin my plans

>>685820857

Damn, ripped him.

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>>685812721

Find this guy, stick with him

>>685813080
>30 days later

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>>685816623

>drive to a port
>find the biggest motherfucking yacht
>drive it to a secluded little island
>plant on the hills etc
>fish for food since fish is infinite
>roam around the land for more ammo if needed

>>685820932

What happens when you get bit in the face because a hoard overruns you?

>>685820871
Are you trolling or what, it doesn't exist you fucktard

>>685821167

You have a lot of experience driving yachts then huh? Also you expect the owner of the yacht to not have the same idea?

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i have nothing to worry about because i have a remote cabin in the rainforest

Drink piss.

>>685813690
4 weeks in and you cant sleep from the buzzing sounds the trillion of flys do.. But great idea.

>>685812721
dont dead, open inside?

>>685821435

Except a fleeing group of cannibals that find you and take your cabin.

>>685812721
>Stay right where I am
>Board up the windows from the outside
>Board up the windows from the inside
>Cut down all trees and pile the wood around the property line as much as I can
>seal all of the exterior doors shut other than one of them.
>Put chicken wire all around the property.
>expandable foam all over the roof, walls and between the inside and outside window boarding
>wait for a tornado or severe thunderstorm with large hail to take care of the zombies

>>685821435
> implying that you can survive in a forest

>>685812721
Hold the door.

>>685820426
>>685821075
He was rounding up, guys.

>>685812721
build a wall?

no wait that's the mexican apocalypse

>>685821516
Hey its easy to make earplugs from boiled plant fibers.

>>685821672
topkek

>>685821672
kek.

>>685821167
Maybe the fish are zombies too

>Build a settlement
>Search around and bring in only women
>Kill every man you see without asking questions
>Start fucking the women nonstop
>Continue fucking them even if they get pregnant
>Hope the baby inside the womb gets pregnant too
>do this for 20 years
>conquer the planet with your army
>live forever as a legend

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>>685812721
DONT DEAD OPEN INSIDE

Anyone here is missing the big bad fat point.
The major factor in surviving a zombie apocalypse is not "to avoid being eaten". It's to avoid being infected.

>But I can fish
>But I can grow plants

If the virus can infect the ground or live dormant in your food, you're done for. If you get biten by a fucking moskito, you're dead. Good luck surviving on water nigger. Good luck going in the south because "corpses rot faster".

TL;DR : if you're not this guy
>>685819184
You're dead meat. And even if you are, you only get one moth of uncleaned and lonely life before you starve or go mad.

>>685821173
Motorcycle helmets are pretty common

Even just one of those gay leather racing jump suits won't tear if you chew them, but you could still reinforce them with duct tape, then add some blades to the knees/elbows/heels of your boots like ichi the killer or something,

then even if you get mobbed you can just ball up and saw away at them until you're out

Killing a million brain dead people probably seems harder than it is, it's only a thousand thousands, and it's not like they'd be organized

the real dangers would be like, dehydration or heat stroke while you're killing them, since your suit would be very impermeable

but man, the sweaty sex would be hot when you found another survivor

>>685821434
fine.
>grab a small boat with oars.
>find a fucking huge yacht and beg the captain to take you in
>tell him to teach you how to drive in case something goes wrong
>kill the captain
>???
>profit

>>685821672

One internet for you sir

>>685821042
With that trigger discipline? No thanks fam

>>685822069

Until a group of men find and rape you then take your settlement

>>685812721
don't worry op

>being a human being
>being a zombie

there is no fucking difference really

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>>685816874

>>685821754
BZZZZZZZZZZ what i cant fucking hear you BZZZZZZZZ

>>685822338

Hahaha fine you survive

>>685816109
but at least you can die without being a virgin!!! :D
>pro tip. condoms

>>685812721
>be basic level preptard
>good amount of stuff
>7 days of long life food/water
>load all into my jeep
>wife and dog included
>grab Tom and his wife
>BÖOT it family cabin up north

The cabin is about two hours outside of Gowganda, which means it's four hours drive away from anything resembling a city. It's on a lake surrounded by boreal forest, good fish, good wildlife, isolated as fuck.

Best way to survive is to just remove yourself, wait for shit to burn out and come back when the ashes are cold.

>>685822250

And if you get pinned down by 20 and can't move arms or legs?

I do like the sweat sex part though.

>>685822701
>drive up to Gowganda with 5 friends prepped to kill this anon
>wait until they're sleeping and unload 500 rounds into the building, then enter and finish off the job if needed
>Eat what remains of seven days food
>Never have to worry about anything ever again

>>685822701

How far is the cabin? Sounds like quiet the trip to survive

>>685823033

Winnar?

>>685812721
I get myself a biteproof suit and a camera to shooy hilarious footage to post on YouTube.... Or braintube or whats left of the Internet anyways

>>685812721
I wouldn't waste my time building a fortress but instead using a decent building and then fortify it. Stash a lot of shit and take in whoever pays with a piece of ass and be nice

>>685820652
40 years worth?

>>685822762
that's why you put blades on your suit, to prevent grappling

but you're also implying that I would somehow ever get surrounded instead of putting my back to the wall and fighting the current

like my city only has a million people pretty spread out

I can kill that

If I'm at home when it happens:

First things first: board up doors and windows, secure back yard gate

Next: grab tools from shed, anything that can be used as a weapon

After that: buckets! Almost every bucket I have, bring it outside to catch rain. Also start planting (I have seeds in case I want to take up gardening, but zombie apacolypse works too)

Then: inventory, check whatever I have, see what I need, what I forgot ext.

Finally: place two wet, soapy sponges in a cylinder(large glasses can be used if only option) and fuck the absolute shit out of it for the rest of my life!

I suggest you all prepare to do the same!

I wouldn't, I'd be like the very first zombie.

>>685822232
Anon, viruses do not live outside of their hosts for more than a day... You are mixing it up with bacteria, viruses are just a capsid and DNA/RNA, they decay when exposed to the atmosphere. A bite is the only way in, if not airborne, and then it is via sneezing, vomiting, etc.
Viruses also do not "infect the ground". You need a moat, a secluded place, guns and ammo, and means to sustain - crops, game, etc.

>>685823335

What about other survivors?

I'd make surenot to dead when there are open inside.

>>685815336
How long would it take for maggots too eat a zombie ?

>>685814634
>No flies or maggots anywhere near the zombies
>wut is solanum

>>685823469
Just replace virus by bacteria then. Something that can only be transmitted through bites will not cause a zombie apocalypse to begin with.

>>685823490
I'd treat them the same way I've always treated people? Like right now the biggest threat to my life is other people. I'm already prepared and totally willing to kill them if given any sort of sufficient motivation. Even my closest friends who think I "trust" them I eye with suspicion, waiting for the day when they prove themselves to be a hindrance or a threat.

>>685824131
The edges were supposed to be on your jacket, not on this thread anon

>>685812721
Trump's Apocalypse.

>>685824131

Wow that kinda sounds like a sad existence man. You ever let your guard down?

>>685814341
Hello newfaggot

>>685813690
Maggots are good eating.

>>685823033
Well if you could find that cabin you'd damn near deserve it, that 7 day ration is just to get you to the destination though. The rest is hunting and foraging, maybe some stabbing if available.

>>685823070
Well it's about an 8 hour drive from my current location, the highways past the city are pretty vacant so I'm pretty sure driving would be alight. Jeep has decent off-road, will be a challenge to get out but it'll be mostly clear past the city. Can off-road the shoulders till a clear stretch can be found.

>>685824050
Rabies is only through saliva, it is still completely invisible to the immune system, causes hosts to lash out and bite, and kills. Just does not zombify.

>>685824626
I don't care fag, im coming for that 7 day ration and there's not a god damn thing you can do about it. I WILL HAVE THAT RATION!

>>685824641
That's my point. When did the rabbies apocalypse happened ? Never. It was easily contained by archaic means far before the vaccine was made. Now with XXth century technology, a saliva-transmitted zombie outbreak would be contained within weeks at worse.

>>685824508
No. Never. I never sleep without at least one wall at my back or without a weapon handy. I never tell other people what I really feel or what my plans really are. I never let anyone in because the people most important to me are already dead and nobody else meets my standards anymore. Even when I say "I love you" what I really mean is "until you betray me or do anything to prove me wrong"

I'm basically incapable of forgiveness or full acceptance of anything, and I don't even have the ability to reject or bury my own thoughts in mercy towards myself, because I must always remember that it's not safe or something bad will happen again.

>>685812721
>Pose as zombie
>become elected president of zombs
>worry about economy of my country
>promise to supply country with brains but not following through
>quickly get drawn out as poser by my cabinet
>impeached
>kill self for failure

>>685823865
Ive seen medical maggots eat through a damage torso in 30min. My guess is if they start from the bottom it will take 3 hours to render the zombie mobile. ! hour if they are in the brain.

>>685825097
often the lives of mentally disabled people aren't as fulfilling as normal ones. But at least this retard seems to be doing find or as well as retarded people can manage.

>>685825097
Stop kid, you will hurt yourself with those edges, just stop, we all know you are just a liar

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It all depends, when the actual infection hits and it's already on the news youre too late. The cities will be looted, there will be riots, people stealing, etc.

I would avoid big cities, if you wanted supplies, go to a small town, gather as much supplies and necessities as you can, food, water, medicine, even simple painkillers will be good to have, any kind of help to endure pain. Anti-biotics, extremely important, if you have any, take it with you, or if you can get a hold of it. Theres not only the zombie virus, you can still cut yourself on a rusty barbed wire for example, and if you dont have anything to treat that, you can die.

Veichle; a jeep, 4 wheel drive is a good choice. Even though they consume more gas, they're safer as they're bigger and stronger, can probably take you far into the woods if you want. Will be perfect in the country side.

Defense; cut your hair, if the zombies get you by the hair you're done. Try to make a spear of some sort, knvies and close combat is risky if you have no experience. To keep them at bay, atleast an arms lenght away from you is important. Apply knives and other sharp objects on a metal or strong wooden pole that you can easily handle. Avoid interaction with the infected at any cost.

More weapons; if you are murican, you will probably get a hold of guns, but avoid using these unless its absolutely needed, sound draws attention. A simple 9mm, or an ankle-revolver will do. You dont need a m16 or a bazooka. This is not Call of Duty.

Keep the guns on you at all times, same with the spear.

Clothing: Wear tight clothes, saggy clothes will slow you down while running, also if you have to swim, the saggy clothes will make you drown. Tight clothes weigh less, and the zombies wont be able to grab you as easy if youre in close range. Shoes: simple running shoes, will make you more agile.

primitive technology will be your friend, bush-craft or any other survival skills will be great.

Cont:

Kill myself

>>685813080
30 days later isn't exactly Zombies IMO. It's basically just a rage virus which is far more scarier in my opinion, especially because they're so damn fast.

>>685825014
It will be contained, but it can happen nonetheless.
Still, airborne is where it is at. Air transmission viruses hit hard, fast, and can fly with us on airplanes.
Bite diseases use the nervous system, so they are SLOW to act, just brutal when they do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-moG6JDmJdc

>>685812721
Might be fucked.
But would try to travel to semi-secluded cabin. Grow potatoes. Fish like a crazy hobo.
Curse the fact that our chimney is kinda fucked.

>>685825385
Stop with that 30 years later bullshit, it's 29 holy shit

>>685825320
Sometimes I wish I really was like everyone else.

but most of the time I just wish everyone else was more like me.

Did you know that killing an animal feels bad, but killing a person feels good?

>>685824753
Well hell if you're that hungry son we could go hunting, you'll get much more than 7 days of food that way. Plus there's the lake, smoked bass will do you well.

>>685825887
no deal, I also want Tom as a love slave

no homo

>>685823033
this guy gets it! escape while you can, fuck fighting

>>685825825

How do you know this??

>>685812721
we have a small local airport nearby.
i would make the air-traffic control tower my main base.
i live in norway, so guns are not as available. i would start with getting my family to safety in the tower, and then i would gather rations.
the next few days will be just waiting.
we are talking 28 days later zombies here. not faggot ez-mode zombies from walking dead. i can get a drop of blood on me.
when a few days have passed, i would do another run for supplies with my family.
we would take a couple of trucks from the airport and go to a few places where we think there might be guns, and safe enough so we can get in our cars if we spot a zombie.
we will loot gas stations along the way for food and gas.
but this run is focused on getting a little extra supplies, and we will take no chances on the guns what so ever.
as the zombies in 28 days later die in about 60 days, we would just chill the in tower and wait.

if it was walking dead zombies, i would just get an axe, smash em when i see em. or if im tired, ill just run for about 3 sec and they are out of sight.

>>685826142
done both

if you ever read the statements of convicted murderers, most of them claim to have felt some sort of great darkness or regret or sense of loss some time after the realization that they are now a murderer hits them, but at the moment of it happening it feels more like a gigantic release, like a huge burden being lifted followed by a euphoric feeling as the internal tension melts away

part of this is the immense feeling of power, of dominance over the most dominant species

another reason I thought of is that perhaps humans are hardwired to view animals as an asset, as a servant or resource, while other humans are seen as our only real threat and competition, so killing other people is the surest way to ensure our own genetic viability and survival, unless we view them as "one of my own kind"

When I killed a person I felt great, like a god or something, like I was stronger than other humans

When I killed an animal, even to eat, I always felt "what a waste!"

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>>685825336

Shelter; A shelter off the ground is great if you know how to do it. You can use trees and build your own little cabin, if you have the time.

If going into the woods is not an option for you stay in the country side, there will always be houses and small cabins scattered around, but if you are here be prepared to defend yourself from other people trying to take whats yours. Youre not alone in this apocalypse.

If you do manage to get yourself to an isolated place, a small house, or a cabin, immidiately search the area for emergency exits and make a plan if the worst was to happen. Start to reinforce the house with planks, and other strong materials scattered around. You will always be able to find some things to help you here.

If there are any empty cans around, make small holes in them and thread a snare through it. Put small rocks in the cans, hang it up outside the house, if any animal or zombie, or even human walks into it you will be alarmed cause of the rattle.

If you know how to crop, do it. It will become your primary source of food, sweet potatoes are easy to crop, vegetables and other root-based food can be easily aquired. The cities will be in flames and extremely risky to go into. Even small towns will be looted, or even ruled by gangs, avoid this unless its absolutely needed.

Panic will cause you to make bad disicions, and it will kill you. Be calm and collected, try to use logic.

At this point, keep reinforcing your shelter/house, make a plan a, plan b, plan c, always have an exit, always be prepared, have food stacked somewhere else if you have to run.

If the area in the country side is too populated, keep moving from place to place.

>>685812721
>open manhole cover
>cover self in shit to hide scent
>explore the city underground popping up covers to loot places
>live in sewer eating rats and honing night vision
>let everyone kill each other above
>emerge years later as the mole man

>>685827771
you're plan is to basically become charlie kelly?

>>685827668
Oh come on just shut up, nobody cares nor trusts you, just shut the fuck up actually

>>685828070
means he's real good at taking everyone for a ride while getting everything for himself.

>>685820157
>mine craft
>implying people didn't build homes out of wood for thousands of years
>being this autistic
Be quiet kid.

>>685828784
whatever fag, im surprised you could even type that considering all the time you probably spend punching trees.

>>685828070
why does this make you angry

are you still a little boy?

buy flashlight/get gf, tons of lube and food
+ lock the door
Easy

1. I don't believe in guns.

2. Go to my daddy's house (he lives in Arkansas)

3. Don't have to worry about food. I can just eat my daddy's dick.

4. Survive.

>>685820857
Rain, nigga. Water falls from the sky

>>685819587
No dangus, I'm saying if you choose to survive, the old you doesn't even if your body does, you become different. The only way that the you you are now survives is that you die

>>685813080
>Zombies who can run
Fuck it

>>685814173
Cool post link when it's done with hashtag #4chanzombiethread so we know

>>685828062
yes, he is plan

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>>685819184
post pics. i wanna build one but need help and inspiration

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>Business as usual
>All zombies freeze to death
>Win