Do you really really like this image?

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>>685802000
I d-do! It makes m-me laugh every time <4 A f-friend made it for me, and it's j-just so stupid!

It also signals that this is a psych thread, not a normal Alice thread.

Just stop.

I'm a 5'06 manlet and I wonder if I try and overcompensate for my height? I am always really loud and need to be the centre of attention. When people aren't paying me attention I become really passive aggressive and do some stupid shit to make people look at me. I'm obsessed with the idea of having a personal legacy of grandeur and to become great and renown. I fantasize about glory - be it militaristic, artisan or scientific. I'm also super charming to people when I first meet them but quickly devolve into an annoying asshole.

Do I have a Napoleon Complex?

>>685801843
Should I get the third circumcision, they screwed up the two before, but my dick hurts when I get rock hard.

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>>685802206
Y-yes, that s-sounds like overcompensation.

Love y-you for you, Anonymous.

>>685802226
I am n-not an MD; ask y-your doctor.

>>685802204
Can't stop, won't stop.

How do i get over being in love with a stripper

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>>685802347
D-does she love you back?

>>685801843
I have some serious trouble sleeping because i get anxiety when trying to sleep.
Also i'm suffering from some major impostersyndrome

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>>685802410
Oh d-dear. W-what does your psych say about it? H-have they recommended any medications?

I usually go with beta blockers myself; safe and rather effective.

>>685802539
i havent talked to anyone about this, also i'm not taking pills i dont want to have to rely on that shit to function properly

>>685802403
No way, i only ever seen her once and that was it

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>>685802718
*blinks* D-don't you rely on food to function properly? Water? Air? P-probably lots of infrastructure beyond y-your control? A j-job?

Seek medical attention; t-this is a medical condition, l-like a broken bone. Go get a cast for it till you don't need it anymore.

>>685802720
T-then you aren't in love; y-you are obsessed. Just don't go to that stripclub again.

As a psychiatrist, i find this thread pretty useless. You're pretty bitchy and spend most of your time on these threads.

My friend is annoying douche sometimes and sometimes cool and nice. What do?

>>685802330
He suggest that I do, but I already did that, twice, and he keeps saying that I should, but each consecutive one makes me lose more and more, and the sensitivity is already in the garbage, plus those nasty scars all over the place. Its leaving a very psychological trauma all over me, I don't know what to do. Maybe I should just do the circumcision myself this time.

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>>685802926
L-luckily, I'm n-not referring you patients.
Also, what do you mean; I s-spend most of my time at w-work. I run t-threads for less than 2 hours a d-day.

I do a lot of things more than these threads.

>>685802983
I w-would not do it yourself.

>>685802941
T-take the good, leave the bad?

>>685801843
Enough with the stuttering you faggot, that shit is not and will never be cute. If you've ever wondered why people don't like you IRL, it's shit like this.

>>685801843
>p-psychologist
>h-here

please kill yourself

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>>685803187
*hugs with one arm*

>>685803195
*hugs with the other arm*

D-double hug!
*hugs together*

>>685802941
When he annoying douche, make up an excuse and run away.
>>685802000
I really really really like this image.
>>685802206
Literally kill yourself. There is no hope for manlets or small dick sized guys.

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How to stop overthinking and reading too much into things.

I'm in love with my psychologist. What are the chances he would fuck me ?

>>685803187
preach
>>685803326
the cringe

>>685802347
Did you get that from a song or is this something from your life?

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>>685803398
Low. I w-wouldn't try it.

>>685803391
Mindfulness! T-turn that overthinking on yourself! Be aware of when you are doing it, and make a conscious effort to stop!

>>685803417
*blows kiss*

>>685801843
Why do you put an extra letter and a dash in front of words?

>>685803398
He has flirted with me before. Like complementing my body, asking if i was single, he also asked if I liked getting wild with my friends (like drinkin n shit), etc...

>>685803518
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/plastic-bag-gas

>>685801843
I'm fully disabled and have my SSDI hearing next week. My anxiety is going full throttle and I've been completely fucking miserable because of it. Clonazepam isn't even working. Any suggestions?

>>685801843
Ask you anything? What is up with this retarded stuttering schtick you're pulling?

I have an eye issue that makes it seem like static in my vision. I've started having it more and mroe difficult to read due to this moving, mess of bullshit in my vision. Doctors tell me it's nothing and they can't find anything that could be creating this.

I hate it. My life has really gotten down since. First it was tinnitus, then this fucking bullshit. Vision and hearing is messed up and life really isn't all too enjoyable anymore.

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>>685803687
S-sorry, I s-still have plenty of hope <4

>>685803722
W-well, if you c-can get to your doctor, beta blockers are very effective. If n-not, try boxed or square breathing; google it, it's a breathing technique Navy Seals use to calm themselves.

>>685803824
H-have you ever done any hallucinogens?

>>685801843
Is OCD genetic, and does it start slow, and what should I do to stop it before it gets bad?

My sister has it. Her obsessive component is her house catching fire or getting broken into. The compulsion is repeatedly touring the house for fire hazards, and locking the door multiple times before leaving.

I am 28 and never in my life worried about such things (even though I have lived alone in the past.

But I just left my parent's again to move a house with my girlfriend, and suddenly I have this creeping intrusive thought while at work I left the burner on and the house will burn, or that my house has been broken into. It's gotten to the point my gf didn't reply to a text in time (she leaves for work after me) and my mind starting telling me it's because she got caught in a fire.

It's slowly getting worse, but still manageable and far from disorder status, but I'm wondering if it's genetic, because it could be her condition getting ready to come out in me as well.

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>>685803518
I try telling myself that whatever the thing is that it's nothing, but it is difficult when it involves a person I like very much.

>>685803868
>>685803824

Never done any hallocinogens. I am drug free. I hadn't even tried alcohol before this started occuring. I was working out, diet was in check and all.

If I can describe it more clearly: You know the corny vision you get in the dark? I have that during the day, just not as strong but definitely impossible not to notice.

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>>685803868

>>685803774
Bumping for stutter explanation

W-why do yo-you write li-like this?

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>>685803979
OCD h-has a genetic component, b-but it is not fully genetic. Each patient is d-different; going t-to a doctor, getting psychological help, and p-possibly going through CBT are all things you can d-do to increase your quality of life.

Intrusive thoughts can be effectively treated in early stages; go now, BEFORE it is unmanagable!

>>685804049
Y-yes it is. That is why you need to work at it, oh queen of the night! You must be mindful at all times, to catch yourself; the more you do it, the easier it is.

Don't give up.

>>685804053
Hmm. S-sounds like HPPD, b-but if you haven't taken hallucinogens, you could simply have a natural case of it...

As I've said, I'm not an MD; physical disorders aren't my forte. But if there is nothing wrong with the eye, it could be your perception instead.

>>685804125
N-no thanks <4

How would someone who has a distrust of medical/psychological professionals go about seeking help for this problem?

>>685801843
Why do I want to hurt people who care for me? Not my family, they're doing it because they're my family, I am talking about my friends

>>685801843
>>685804216
Yeah, Alice! What's stopping you from seeing a speech therapist about that?

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>>685804271
*rubs her head* Probably by exposure; go to a doctor for something small and unobtrusive first (such as a cold or flu or check up), then slowly open up to them as you learn they won't harm you.

>>685804319
H-hurt you in w-what way?

>>685804327
T-thank you for your c-concern, but I'm actually already s-seeing a speech therapist!

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What can I do to feel more like a manly man?
I envy Seth feroce

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>>685804468
*blinks* L-lift?

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>>685804262

>>685804262
>>685804053

I don't know what I can do about this.
I really dislike life right now even if things are going rather well. What is success if you can't even enjoy being able to sit down for a moment and look at the surroundings without having a flashy, static vision ruin it all?

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>>685804608
T-that man is bad at opening packaging.

>>685801843
Let's play a guessing game.

I'm having a hard time finding out, who I am as a person, and where I fit in in society. I have some anxiety from time to time. I dislike people in general, except my family and friends. My main attitude is I don't give a fuck, and I want the world to end (I look for clues to the end of the world, hoping it's comming soon. The latest being Nibiru/Planet X). But I have no suicidal thoughts, cause I think 99% of people deserves to die more than me.

What am I?
>inb4 a faggot
>inb4 edgy

Cause I do want your opinion. My life is shit

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>>685804684
...I m-mean, blind people s-seem to do okay?

Have you been to an eye doctor? They can sometimes catch what normal ones have missed.

>>685804533
I'm not talking only about getting muscle, I want mental changes too: feel, act and be more manly

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>>685804784
Have y-you been to a doctor? Also, d-do you find pleasure in anything?

>>685801843
Why do you feel the need to seek attention with these threads and establish your stuttering character? What psychologically do you think drives you to do this?

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>>685804915
T-those come with testosterone, w-which you get from lifting!

>>685804786
I can't speak for a blind person, but they can't see so there's nothing too it. I live with this mental agony that constantly haunt every living moment. And I can't say it's a disability because people will go like: "But you can still see and read."

I want to go to an eye doctor, but the regular ones are definitely not willing to give me a referral. I am contemplating faking an issue or at least say that it is worse than it actually is just to get an appointment.

>>685804319
>>685804462
They don't hurt me, they care for me. I'm the one who wants to hurt them, they just annoy me. Even though at the same time I'm somehow grateful that they like me

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>>685804969
Oh, t-that's easy. I don't do that. S-simple!
I do these threads to help people, Anonymous.

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>>685801843
*Hi, it seems like you finally managed to get rid of that damned flu, how are you now? Everything fine?*

>>685804462
How could I learn to trust a psych in particular? I'm ok with vaccines and probably wouldn't avoid medical attention for a serious injury (but I might)... I really feel like I should go see a psych for several reasons, but my parents kind of taught me in a /pol/-esque manner that I shouldn't trust that Jewish science.

How do i get motivation, i just don't feel happy or excited about anything and i could use some motivation to improve my life.

>>685804985
Thanks

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>>685805051
Eh? Y-you are the person w-who hired them; just ask for a referral, and s-say it affects your quality of life.

They'll give you one, or you hire a different doctor.

>>685805073
L-looks like he lost an iPod. H-hope he finds it.

>>685805097
I'm s-still off work, b-but I should be okay now. High dose antibiotics.

>>685805191
...w-what? Psychology is mostly American, not jewish.

>>685805210
T-there is at least one other reason.

>>685805225
Easy! You need to do something first; pick a project, hopefully something small, and divide it into little bite sized chunks. Then do each chunk, using the motivation you gain from completing it to complete the next.

By the end of the project, you'll have all the motivation you need; motivation is gained from DOING things, not something you USE to do things. You've got it backwards.

>>685805278
M-my pleasure!

>>685805424
>>685805051

Sweden (where I live) is different. You just go to a local clinic and they assign you with a doctor who is a casual book-reader-doctor and then they might give a referral. No guarantees you'll even get the same doctor next time you come by. It is all government.

Why I don't feel attracted to women?
I don't feel attracted to men neither so I'm not gay or bisexual
I'm 21

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>>685805642
C-casual book reader doctor? Huh?

>>685805767
M-maybe y-you are asexual or h-have a low libido?

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>>685805424
*Excellent, anyway, how would you react if someone was seen replacing you in your absence? And by that i mean doing this kind of threads.*

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>>685805830
Uhm. D-depends if they used m-my name and w-what their qualifications were. W-why?

>>685805424
Not really my point, basically my parents are afraid of psychs because every time my brother sees one he turns into an even shittyer person.

>>685805809
Is that a psychological problem or it's something more physical?

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>>685801843
>p-psychologist
>h-here
Looks like you're the one who needs mental help.

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>>685801843
Why the fuck are you pretending to have a stutter. In text.

What does this say about your psychological state and your ability to give objective advice? I don't get my car repaired by a guy whose own car is a shit-box....

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>>685806052
N-no, I'm quite fine t-thanks <4

>>685805952
A-ah? What d-do you mean?

>>685805974
It c-could be either or, and I am not qualified to distinguish between the two.

>>685806219
I d-don't have a car <4

>>685801843
Hi miss psychologist. Saw you say you were sick a week back so i hope you're feeling better.

A little backstory: I've only had one long time gf who i broke up with 3 years ago but many sex partners (so i don't feel like a scrub). She has recently come out of a 2 year relationship and we're talking and hanging out again. I guess it helps to know we first kicked it off in our final year of highschool.

When I'm around her, i no longer assume my collected, usual self and become a playful, silly version of me that I've never shown any other girl. I don't feel like i hold strong feelings for her but so i do this because i feel comfortable? Or do i like her more than i think I'm aware of?

Sorry for the long post.

>>685805642
>>685805809

Bad description there.
Ignore that I said it, and just imagine instead the lowest type of doctor. You don't get any lower position of doctor than this. The absolute regular ones who don't specialise in anything.

>>685806219
That’s like a shittiest comparision you could think of

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>>685805424
>Y-you
>s-say
>L-looks
>H-hope
>s-still
>b-but
>w-what
>T-there
>M-my

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>>685806365
I'm d-doing quite better, t-though I don't wanna go t-to work tomorrow...

Sounds like she makes you feel comfortable and let your guard down. Do you enjoy it?

>>685806432
A-ah...well, have you asked for a referral yet? If not, I think if it is significantly affecting your quality of life, stretching the truth a bit isn't too evil.

>>685806571
P-problem?

I can't "finish" to fight depression. I'm so much better but can't be happy either. Any tip to finally move on ?

>>685806308
Basically he thinks the world owes him something and modern psychiatry reinforces his belief.

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>>685805928
*They did not use your name, a couple of them had conversations with some anons, after a while your name jumped out and some of those psychologists had things to say about you. Long story short that was not a positive review.*

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>>685806652
Ah? D-depression, true clinical depression, is a l-life long illness. Therapy and medication can substantially reduce the symptoms, b-but there is no "cure".

What therapy and medication are you on currently?

>>685801843
Fuck you chong. I am studying for my finals right now.

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>>685806775
*blinks* W-what does he feel he is owed?

>>685806783
*claps and smiles* T-that sounds wonderful!

>>685806889
G-good luck!

>>685802330
>>685802916
>>685803123
>>685803868
Commit sudolu you fucking.gook.Yes real psychologist here.

>>685801843
>>685805052
Why u no answer?

>>685806308
>I d-don't have a car <4
No, but you're offering advice on minds, when yours is clearly fucked up

>also; what is an analogy?

>>685806452
First thing that came to mind - and it needed to be simple as I'm obviously dealing with a retard. But yet, I still overestimated OP's capability.

>>685806642
I do enjoy it. I generally enjoy the company of women but its more so with her.

Fuck. I think i like her still.

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>>685806943
Fuck you. You should finish psychology degree to keep doing this.
In the other hand, thanks, I am literally exhausted with the fucking carlson. Someday when you get the degree we will make peaces.

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Why am I the liquor? Should I let the liquor do the talking?

>>685806805
Can't take a thing because I'm under anti epileptic pills as well. Still seeing my therapist each month though but it does not help anymore...

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>>685807015
Ah? H-hello friend!

>>685807080
H-how exactly is my m-mind fucked up?

>>685807481
S-sounds like it, Anonymous!

>>685807685
I h-have a degree, silly; m-my focus was neuropsychopharmacology.

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>>685807805
Ah? If y-you are taking those, m-maybe adding an anti-convulsant w-would help! A lot of them are used for bipolar or depression.

>>685806943
Free pass to do as he pleases without caring for the life or property of others.

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>>685808052
T-that doesn't s-seem to be something modern psychiatry would t-teach him.

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>>685806943
*Actually, the person in the screenshot stood silent, i posted it to prove that i was not lying about this, if i am not wrong there have been three threads of this kind in the past few days, they are probably anons that noticed your absence and came up with the idea of replacing you.*

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>>685808213
W-well, as long as p-people are helped, I'm f-fine with it.

i cum fast when i have sex, what can i do?

>>685801843
what makes you think I'm gonna trust a stupid neckbeard who likes anime?

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>>685808318
Trazadone c-can help with ejaculation, and Cabergolin c-can help with multiple orgasms, s-so you don't go down between s-shots.

>>685808356
I'm f-from a video game, silly.

Why does reality not seem real to me anymore? I can't really explain it but at the same time everyone around me except for a select few talk and act like complete retards everyone's vocabulary is awful yet my own isn't that good either

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>>685808580
Y-you are judging people w-without judging yourself in t-the same way; t-this is quite common. Be more mindful of how YOU are acting and your own flaws, and you'll see less in others.

What do you think of being a psychologist as a career option?

>>685808165
I'm not a psych so I wouldn't know, but that was always his attitude after treatment, eventually my parents sent him to a ranch to work and he seems slightly less violent, but he's still super entitled, treats women like objects, etc. I think that's just him, but I can't fully convince myself that it wasn't the doc's fault...

>>685801843
hey doc, i'm sometimes sad without a reason. what do?

>>685808548
Cabergolin is for parkinsons???

>>685808707
Believe me I do I judge myself with every single thing I do and it's a living hell... It's strange when I was younger I used to make fun of things like this....

>>685807822
>H-how exactly is my m-mind fucked up?
Because you think it appropriate to imitate a stutter. In written text. Hardly the action of a normal person, is it?

And it would also be highly unprofessional conduct in a real psychologist, even if you have one in real life.

But this is /b/, you're a fuckwit and I really don't give a pair of foetid dingo's kidneys. S-Stutter a-away

>>685808580
I'm not OP or anything but I am just curious.

Do you feel like your body is just a shell and you're inside of it, looking out and just observing? It's like, you can act and all but you never really live. Your mind is constantly at work observing and not just living?

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>>685808787
Y-yeah, there is nothing in modern psychiatry t-that would do that.

>>685808906
H-how often and h-how sad?

>>685808730
T-there's no money in it and s-social workers do more good.

>>685808954
Mmhm! It is used off l-label f-for many other things though.

Tell me again it's not my fault :D

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>>685808969
T-that's silly; s-simply doing this d-does not make me mentally ill, and b-being abnormal also d-does not make one mentally ill.

>>685808958
T-then why are you judging others f-for something you yourself d-do?

>>685809084
W-what did you do?

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>>685808284
*of course, though they should probably watch their mouths if they want to discuss about persons that truly put their efforts into helping others, anyway if that's fine by you.....*

Why are you stuttering?

>>685801843
Is my relationship necessarily doomed
>me: gifted, intellectual, needy, schitzotypal tendencies, liberal, non-religious/atheist, high sex drive, arrogant

>her: mild personality, devoutly religious (believes in no sex before marriage, but we are now frequently doing it), likes watching her series and has not ambition in life, has a low sex drive, which has gotten substantially higher since we started dating, is completely fine with me being the dominant one in the relationship, typical good girl traits, puts me as the focus of her life

>>685809008
Holy shit man you're right but it's not always like that sometimes I just try and forget about it

>>685809198
It's not like I openly judge them it's a mental thing I do I'm not an asshole...

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Okay everyone, I've g-got to lay down. S-still quite sick. I'll try to be back at 8PM EST, if I'm not, I'll be here at 8AM EST for my morning thread.

Email me at loveoverwhelming if you need help during your day!

With love,
Alice

>>685809282
I feel the same to some extent. It's not like always, but once something isn't happening then all of a sudden I fall into it. It really puts me in bad moods, make me think of things I wish I didn't and so forth. No idea what to do about it rather than trying to get out of the habit of feeling this way.

>>685809524
plz dont go :[

>>685809040
>H-how often and h-how sad?

it's just a few days meanwhile. i have that sometimes, it's soon over but it's anoying.

the sadnes in shoolgrades from 1 (very happy) to 6 (veeeery sad) its about 4- i think

>>685809687
How long have you been like this? This only started for me a a month or two back when I had just started to stop smoking pot but I gave in and smoked again I ended up having a massive panic attack and I've been like this ever since I seem to notice a lot more about myself than I ever have though

>>685809253
The only problem i see is you, By that i mean you possibly getting bored of her.

It's mostly a good mix of traits

I was diagnosed with anxiety disorder NOS and major clinical depression. I'm supposed to be on 100mg prozac and 10mg abilify.

Instead I spend my whole day reading college textbooks I get recommended by a list of professors I have the email of. Physics, chemistry, psychology, botany.

Should I seek immediate attention or become a total genius by this time next year?
I mostly just wanted a reason to brag because my father is disabled and can't give me proper attention.

>>685810184
That means a lot, thank you

>>685809198
Madam, by what form do you classify mental illness?
I've been increasingly abnormal(starting at age thre) and need something substantial to tell myself that I lack any mental illness

>>685801843
How did you stutter on a silent p?

>>685810679
Because she's a dumb cunt

>>685810079
I've had it for over a year. I always feel distant in mind and not able to just live like the others. I remember it being when I started to meet people on University. I felt like I didn't fit in, not that I was much different, just that my mind was absent when we did things. That's what I remember at least.

I think this has to do something, in my case, about all the diseases and issues I've got with my body. I've got an inflammation in my cock that makes peeing/cumming hurt like fuck. My knee is damaged, my eyes are light sensitive and give me a static-ish vision. Got tinnitus and my fave has some strange misscolouring through irritation.

All of these fucking issues I got just had me think about them all the time and I feel confident to say that they are the reason I think so much and do so little. Something out of all of these things grabs my mind and attention constantly and I never really get to just lay back and enjoy existing. So I get more distant in thought and less active. That's my interpretation of this at least.

Hello Alice, how are you today?
How can I fight my internet addiction?

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>>685809236
good point!
i think he does it to appear as someone who is not 100% perfect. i don't know but i think people with little mistakes seem more likeable to me, and that's important to build up a mutual trust.

but maybe he only wants to sound like an anime character or some other stupid stuff, i don't know.

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>>685811437
everybody walks the dinosaur

>>685809524
Bye Alice. Get better soon

>>685801843
Tell me OP, why do I have 0 ambition and just want life to end even though I can't think of anything in my life that I can honestly classify as incredibly traumatic.

>>685801843
Hi Mr. psychologist,
So I have this presentation I should make and it will take me like 7 hours I think. I don't actually need to make it to get through semester, but I will have to take another class next semester if I dont make this little presentation. Problem is I cant get myself to do it, I hate creating presentation for class that are useless. My logic brain says its much easier to do this presentation and be done with this class than to take another class next semestr but Im stil procrastinating on Interenet. Why am I doing this?? I cant help myself :(

>>685801843
How can i deal with a borderline-diagnosed girlfriend, who is continously saying is gonna kill herself?

>>685811174
I have some symptoms that you have I have tinnitus and that staticky shit with my eyes I read up on why these things happen and the only thing it told me was crippling depression and that you just need to focus on day to day things it's almost every second of the day that I try and keep my mind off of it

>>685812334
By thoughs things I mean the out of mind state

>>685811760
Get off /b/ right now
>>685811697
I feel the same m8. I don't feel any ambition for anything I should. I dunno try doing stuff until something sticks

>>685803610
Making you feel good about yourself is part of his job.

Mr or Mrs Physiologist, is weed gonna harm my chances of being successful?

>>685812334
You serious? Because it sounds sorta just like me. That about the eyes, the tinnitus and the constant fight to just try and forget it.

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Socio anon here, i remember you saying what you thought my problem was...but you never told me the easiest way to cry. I still havent after trying the feels and im desperate

>>685802926
Probably craves intimacy she cant get otherwise. An anonymous imageboard makes it easier because she doesnt really have an identity and is free to be more vulnerable than she would normally want to be. Connecting with others is extremely simple when you arent afraid of being judged, and many psychs get into the field at least partly because they want that connection with other people. This profession attracts the psychologically wounded, though usually for good reasons.
>>685801843
So OP, how are your interpersonal relationships? Did you have many friends growing up? Or were you not close with your family?

I think Alice has left...

I have a big dick but an ugly gf

>>685812844
Consider getting a big heart.

>>685812844
Show them your dick first

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*You guys realize that she's no longer here, right?*

>>685813103
I know. I'm talking to others

>>685810642
Seek out a professionals. Everyone can be diagnosed with something if you look hard enough. Just picking up a DSM and leafing through it will do much more harm than good. Experiential knowledge from seeing actual mental illness and the different variations in severity/symptoms present in many different people is what makes professionals distinct from some asshole with a library card.

Somebody knows her email? Something at loveoverwhelming i think.

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>>685813571
*Fine by me.*

>>685813635
See
>>685809524
She's sleeping so try later