>>685792984
Have a nigger fuck her in the ass

>>685792984
>Hit with brick
>anal

>>685792984
Posting pictures of her

fuck yo girl
fuck yo shit
fuck shit
fuck

>>685792984
Have her peg your ass.

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>>685792984
pic related

>>685792984
If this is your girl in the webm make that fat bitch lose some weight, fucking disgusting.

>>685792984
get her really lubed up for "regular" sex and then mid pump pull it out and jam it in her ass
u have now shown her who is boss and u may get off on the fact u did it without her permission.

>>685792984
fuck in front of strangers on omegle

Make and sell porn for extra money to buy hookers who will let out put it in their ass while another sucks your balls

>>685792984
Rape her then kill her

Same situation as OP. Been together for years and I've been suppressing the urge to cheat for a while but if she's not about bangin other chicks with me then I'm afraid I'll have to do it alone :/

>>685792984
Buy some legos OP.
whenever you are bored go play with your lego stuff.
bitch will never leave you because she will be busy playing with your legoes.

Try concrete enema

I don't know what I was expecting, but I don't feel dissapointed for some reason

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>>685793655
i feel you both bruhs

took a break for a bit, fucked a coworker with an amazing ass for a bit, got back together.

my gf has no sex drive and im tempted to go on CL on the mf4m and go through with it

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>>685792984
Piss in her mouth.

>>685792984
Seriously man just ran it in her ass one night and show her what she is missing, even if she doesn't enjoy the ass raping she will get off on the fact u just owned her and showed her u own that ass.....more alpha points

>>685792984
Welcome to every relationship you'll ever be in.

>>685792984
Rediscover intimacy.

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>>685793851

nigger up her ass

pencil in pooper

>>685794924
>>685794318
>>685793483
>>685793414
>>685793123
>>685793095
>>685795109

I highly doubt sticking it up her ass will solve anything

How often do you have sex with her? If it's every day then consider having a 2 to 3 day break between sex. Also try not to fap and tell her the same thing.

>>685792984
I think rope is what people usually try next. Ropes and paddles.

>>685792984

Stop watching porn for a month. Work on connecting with her emotionally. Your sex life will flourish.

Get her to fuck dogs

>>685792984

Might as well get married and have a kid now. The fire dies over time, I mean how excited can you be for a body you've seen every square inch of 1000 times?

>>685792984

She looks kinda dumpy. I wouldn't want to fuck a girl that flabby either. Start going to the gym with her, get into a 3 day a week (min) workout routine. Eat more healthy. You'll both get way sexier and become more attractive to each other in the process. Sex will go to next level after just a couple months.

>>685795231
Well since ur obviously not into blasting her in the ass then maybe take her out and getting her tipsy and have some drunken sex to liven things up? or do what he and my girl do and every now and then we take turns dominated each other.

>>685793330
Awful

>>685795236
twice a week, but then it is for a few hours on one... (and I don't think I'm able not to fap and she rarely does in any case (once or twice a week if i'm not around))

>>685795395
I'm not a fan of paddles and rope with a blindfold is fun, but then I'm stuck doing all the work, which gets exhausting after a while (me tying her to the bedpost)

>>685795504
I watch porn once a month if that (she really doesn't like it)

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>>685792984
Thats nothing, mine doesnt do bj and doesnt care if i go down on her or not. She doesnt moan or make any noises just stares at me or out in the room. She doesnt tell me what she likes or what positions she likes cause shes unexperienced and hardly MOVES in the socalled intercourse...

Atleast gonna let me fuck her in the ass, but gotta get lube. Do you guys ever COMPREHEND how hard it is to keep my boner with no bjs and a half decent handjob?

Your fire is a fucking exploding vulcano compared to mine..

Threesome

Get freaky, take pics or videos and exhibit yourselves on gonewild or something. make her feel sexy and like your personal whore at the same time

You have two options, one involves less sex more intimacy, the other is less intimate but more sex.

With the first option, swear off sex for a week or two and plan some nice dates. Go out and do fun stuff together and try and remember why you like her in the first place. If you need to get your rocks off (you will) do some mutual masturbation or oral, no intercourse. After a couple of weeks you'll be tearing each other's clothes off once you get in bed and the next time you have sex it'll be intense

The other option leads down the bondage trail. Read up about some light bondage, set some ground rules and experiment. Tie her up and use her and let her do the same for you. Shifts in the normal order of things can really spice things up

>>685792984
Roleplay, swing, fuck on the stairwell and other places where you might get caught.

You could also find out at least 1 kinky/naughty thing she likes and use it to open the door to more kinky/naughty stuff.

>>685795795
That is actually pretty sound advice, thanks (but I might have trouble getting her to dominate me, she is rather mild and is completely fine with doing whatever I say, to the point that I swear she has almost no preference (the single exceptions being that she loves doggy and doing it in water)

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>>685796012
>the bedpost
Tie her in a way that she can still suck your dick, but has to work at it.

>>685795231
Well then why the fuck are you asking us when we're sitting here giving you solutions. Hur I want something new but anal isn't the answer guys. You fucking retard, it's like a second vagina that's even better, it's like fucking a different person. It's the best you limp dicked faggot and right now you don't have access to 33% of your woman's holes. You fucking weak ass piece of shit.

>>685796035
That is kinda sad.

seeing on a girl that she's not interested could be a huge turn off.

>>685796761
chill

>>685796631
I don't cum from oral, so I want to do her afterwards, and I am a bit taller (13 cm) than her, so I have trouble fucking her while she is not laying down...

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>>685797040
It's a turn on for me.

>>685796604
Well then make it a challenge for her then.....Say u have been wondering what it would be like to do dominated....let her know certain things u like.....I told my girl I like when she puts her ass in my face and honestly this opened up a whole world of kinky ass play for me. Essentially try to slowly broaden her horizons about things in bed and then quiz her about dreams etc and then u play the dom one night but always start slow and then see what worked and didnt for future reference. When my sex life is getting slow, i usually get my girl to lay on the couch with me at night and watch a movie, sometime during the movie i pull her oats down to her knees without sayng anything and then pull her panties down a little bit but not off, i put it in her while spooning and then end with her in the doggy position on he couch, i use her paties to control her body movements and pull her back on my cock...then i cum inside her and pull her panties back up and go about my business.....turns out she loves this level of control and loved that busted inside her and then put her panties back on her.

>>685792984
I think that to properly evaluate whats wrong with your sex life OP, you will need to invite an anon over to your place and let him join you and your wife, because with descriptions you may not cover everything up such as if your dick is too small, if her tits arent big enough for a titty fuck etc

>>685797040
Yeah.. think she was raped when she was young or something.. maybe thats why she fears the dick. Been working on it though, she says maybe laterss.. but im one step from just showing my dick down her throat but that would just ruin every trust she has in me. Ugh..

>>685796035

You are sitting on a goldmine here... just teach her what to do and how you like it and after a couple of months she will be a pro

> source: own experience

>>685798004
Yeah maybe.. I like how she atleast tries to keep me hard when my flaccid dick plops out of her pussy, wanking me but.. All I want for xmas is a fucking bj. Maybe I should just tell her to watch porn?

>>685796012
Come on man, exhausting? Try the tie thing.you're not some what disabled are you?

>>685798370
My first gf didn't know how to do bjs. She would just put my dick in her mouth and do nothing. I had to explain step by step how to move her head, shape her lips, etc

Porn sounds good. I think it would be better if you do it together so if she likes something you can try it right away

If the fucking you're getting isn't worth the fucking you're getting, then it's time to get out.

>>685792984
just cheat on her or fuck a hooker, you don't wear the same clothes everyday, why would you fuck the same whore everyday?

>>685798874
try doing it hard for 40-80 minutes non stop and you will die and then your girl will be laying stuck with a tied up with a corpse on top of her, which she will eventually start eating slowly to survive

>>685799542
You know monogomy, having very regular sex, having someone who will take care of you, kissing, lack of diseases, always having a plus one to everything, being able to make plans in a minute, having someone who will deal with your shit, having someone to hold, cuddle with... Those types of reasons (plus she is a lot cheaper than a hooker)

>>685799927
Agree on that, but a hooker or a fuck friend now and then is good to spice things up

>>685799603
>corpse on top of her
What are you? a fat fuck who can barely have sex for an hour? I last 2-3 hours with the girl I am fucking right now. Go to the gym, do some exercise for fucks sake

>>685792984

Go find a black football player and let her cuckold you.

Then have make up sex.

Having other people fuck her anally

Sounds like you need some extreme struggle play. While she's riding you, have her try to smother you with a pillow and don't stop until you can stop her.

Hold her down underwater until she starts thrashing and pull her out once you've neared passing out.

I'm telling you, extreme breath play is where it's at.

>>685800259
I did the iron man 2 years back, and I was a provincial athlete for 7 years, if you can do it that for hours, without a break, while really going at it, you are doing it wrong

>>685796035
time to break up

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>>685792984
At least you've had sex, stop complaining. Perhaps it's time to move away from just having sex and start a family?

>>685799927
I agree bro, but this is dead wrong.
>she is a lot cheaper than a hooker

>>685800885
>start a family?
DON'T DO THIS

What is she open to if she denies you anal? Pro tip: request anal. If she denies, tell her you're not going the rest of your life without it. Give her until Christmas or your birthday (whatever closer). If she hasn't presented her ass by that time, dump her, tell her you're going to fuck other women, or cheat.

>>685800905
I'm not kidding on this one, she has this equality thing, each time I buy her something, she has this thing of she needs to equalize it some how (like I can take her out, but she then actually pays for the next one if we don't split it etc)

>>685800928
Well ...she's already not wanting sex anymore, so he's most of the way to "married with kids" anyhow. May as well go for the tax deductions too.

>>685800259
Lol. You're totally clueless.

>>685801200
Not having kids saves far more money than the tax deductions you get from them. Having a family and being a responsible adult is god damn expensive.

>>685792984
Sorry OP, but: ain't no pussy like new pussy. Man up and move on now. Avoid the resentment period before the now-inevitable breakup.

>>685792984
Don't do it for a few days.

>>685801297
some people seek to have a purpose in life. especially women that never have children will feel empty and it will be too late for most of them after 35

>>685801297
Truth. I retract my advice in favor of this anon's >>685801351

>>685801173
Excuse me, I used "cheat." It would not be cheating