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>>685789133
who dat who dat
>>685789228
Please no
>>685789466
Bella Thorne
nothing better
>>685789916
Do people really still think this is her?
>>685789435
i can't imagine what she looks like downstairs after a few years of klitschko
barely famous, but ass is postworthy
>>685789982
AnnaSophia
>>685790180
Oops, was gonna reply with Hayden's pussy, but I couldn't find it and forgot to delete the reply link, haha.
People always say this is fake, but I say it's real. Besides the fact that she obviously had a boob job in the middle of the series, no one has ever been able to provide either the original head or body pics.
>>685790481
This the woman from Everybody loves Raymond?
>>685790680
Yes sir.
>>685790703
Moar gymast webms (kinda offtopic bit who cares)
>>685790703
jesus christ
>>685790952
>>685790989
All I got.
>>685790703
Do you think it's a blessing or a curse that gymnasts reach their peak performance at age ~15
>>685790952
They count as celebs. If they're Olympians
Hey guys, help me out.
I've not fapped in like 2 weeks, now it's weird. I was reading Wikipedia today and it said that it takes 10 minutes for a man to reach the peak of sexual arousal, so I decided to watch some porn video for 15 minutes without touching anything.
I didn't even get fully hard. What the fuck? Is that normal?
>>685791076
Blessing for us, curse for them, because their life afterwards is downhill usually
>>685789861
I'm willing to bet out of all the guys in the frame there, one might be straight.
>>685791266
Maybe you were watching crappy porn
>>685791266
Yeah. If it's not something that really turns you on then it won't make you rock solid without touching
>>685791266
Sounds like aids tbh bruh
>>685791266
Try watching hentai, I recommend ぼくのぴこ.
>>685791421
>Maybe you were watching crappy porn
Possible, but I've tried this twice now. Should I go a third time?
>>685791437
>Yeah. If it's not something that really turns you on then it won't make you rock solid without touching
Fuck, best target my fetishes then.
>>685791266
Not being an asshole, but are you massively overweight or old (40+)?
What happened to make you stop masturbating?
>>685791266
what do you consider porn?
and obviously you didn't understand what "peak arousal" means.
>>685789694
>celeb
z list whore
>>685790508
looks like lily rader
>>685791266
Maybe I can help you out.
>>685790703
wtf shes like 15 here
sierra
>>685789133
Whoa!! Tell me, who are they??
>>685790000
eyyy
I don't recognize any of these cunts
>>685792123
So... You like glasses eh?
>>685791717
>Not being an asshole, but are you massively overweight or old (40+)?
Probably underweight if anything, turned 19 recently.
>What happened to make you stop masturbating?
I just pretty much decided it wasn't worth it any more. It's rarely, if ever pleasurable and never worth how tired you feel afterwards.
>>685791719
>what do you consider porn?
I've fucked around with this 'no touching' thing a couple of times now, the first thing I tried was Monroe's 'A Splash of Pleasure' and the second time I was just going through a bunch of hentai games I've got saved.
>and obviously you didn't understand what "peak arousal" means.
Well, I'd hope 'peak arousal' implies being aroused enough to be hard.
>>685792194
\m/
>>685792278
Low testosterone if I had to guess. At least you'll have a full head of hair when you're forty.
>>685792278
you have to be aroused before you can reach peak arousal.
sure, you can look at paint drying and ask yourself, "why am I not aroused?", or you can stop being a fucking idiot.
>>685792278
I don't think you're touching yourself right if you are tired and don't feel it's worthwhile
>>685792597
>I don't think you're touching yourself right if you are tired and don't feel it's worthwhile
Do tell?
i require moar gymnasts
>>685792807
He means you have to fist yourself.
>>685789133
USELESS THREAD SAGE
>>685792807
Idk, watch a tutorial or something, kek
>>685793020
>>685792920
>>685792830
>>685792755
>>685792678
>I only photograph women...
>... naked
>no I'm not a pornographer
>what kind of business do you think this is?
>I am legitimate business man
>now suck my dick
>>685789133
Who is the chick on the right?
>>685789861
Why the fuck do I always check out these threads when I'm shitting? I got a fat fucking boner
where's the alleged kylie screenshot /b/??
>>685793315
Kylie who
>>685793227
Bella Thorne, ultimate butterface queen
>>685793450
Am I a pervert for liking small breasts?
>>685790703
>>685790952
I got you /b
>>685789529
Celebrity?
>>685793544
when did she even have bleached hair, you gullible dopes?
>>685793560
Wut?
>>685793616
Cheers bro
>>685789472
>>685789435
what are these 2 from??
>>685793544
oh damn this needs to be released
>>685793616
MOAAAAAR FOR FUCKS SAKE MY BONER IS OFF THE CHARTS AND IM AT WORK!!!
>>685793560
what is a "pervert"
>>685793141
who?
>>685789799
now that's a cum dumpster.
>>685794152
Elle Fanning
>>685794553
That's not funny you fucking faggot. She is a GODDESS.
talking of elle fanning
>>685794656
only for Uncle she is a cum goddess
>>685795232
>this guy gets paid to rub muscular lolis
i bet he's seen some shit
>>685795056
i feel like you are trying to choose a bad picture of her to make fun of me
or I am misinterpreting your actions
>>685795232
Best job in the fucking world.
>>685795450
She's no ロリ, but I agree. Lucky man.
>>685795507
but there are NO bad pix of the Sky ...especially by TR
+ i love that shirt \m/
>>685795783
oh
well coolio then c:
>>685795507
sky with braces is the best!
>>685793544
moar!
>>685793544
who dis?
>>685793544
Is that a stab wound
>>685796240
she looks very cute with them
>>685793711
yes google her
>>685790481
Those tits look real. I can't tell if the pic is photoshopped or not.
>>685796335
>>685792409
i know everyone feels ms Wixson is uly and hates her gap but i find her sexy in a odd way.........
>>685795232
Recent pic. Those fucking hips.
>>685797257
spooky sexy
>>685797036
herro
whats up man
>>685793616
>>685791060
>>685790703
Holy fuck. You're kidding me
>>685797889
>>685797651
I'm talking to this one girl I told you about. What are you doin'?
just 1 of Terry's models
>>685793560
No, you're a pervert for being on /b/
>>685798199
Take that back!
>>685789133
Who is she on the right?
>>685798095
Lindsey Wixson >>685798191
>>685795232
Ok, upper body done.
Now, the glutes.
>>685797059
Oh no she's turning into a duck.
>>685792409
get the london look
>>685798383
>>685798570
>>685798650
>>685798128
I'm just chilling
I watched a movie called "The Place Beyond The Pines", fucking amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew0TZk0DVks
The movie and this song from it hits the honey nut feelios real hard.
>>685798291
Truth hurts, don't it pervy
>>685798697
>>685790180
My favorite Hollywood ass
>>685794152
miley cyrus
>>685798798
trying to pull the Cara eye
>>685799025
>>685799090
>>685797889
Way to fuck up the image limit with your shitty spam of that uggo, faggot.
>>685793835
>>685789472
Zathura, spiritual successor to Jumanji. Instead of the jungle, it's outer-space.
>>685799302
sexy uggo
stay homo you faggot
Too many no-names :/
>>685798722
This song is sick. That's exactly the type of music I love. is the movie good too?
This song here hits me right in the feels. Also the best movie ever created imo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Ay_iDRAbc
>>685799472
i want her to use her sexy gap on my cock
>>685799506
they are the best \m/
A listers are boring as shit!
Does Terry Richardson have super powers or something? How in the actual fuck does this goofy looking well known pervert get models and hot women to fuck him?
These aren't even women who need a boost in the business either, these are established models that suck his dick and fuck him. I honestly cannot figure it out.
>>685799834
thick as a prick monster beercan cock
>>685799934
Yes and that cock probably has God knows what inside of it.
Is it the whole "he's an artist" thing?
Who was the asshole that linked the McKayla webms? Now I'm at work with a huge boner and I have to leave for a meeting soon.
>Browsing a celeb fap thread instead of working
>>685799934
oops i meant THICK AS A BRICK PRICK
ROCK
OUT
with
YOUR
COCK
OUT
\m/ \w/
>>685799532
Alot of people say that the last third of the movie is bad and too different. In my opinion, it is the most important part of the movie, solidifying the theme, which I would describe as the father-son relationship. I think it is really fucking great. Possibly because of my own father-son relationship, or rather lack of one. It's on Netflix.
Also I fucking love Interstellar, even though a lot of people were disappointed in it. Truly a beautiful movie. That song is also fucking supreme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeOz3LtMMQQ
another good feels-song from that movie
not as good as the other one though imo
really wanna tarnish that squeaky clean image while making her bark like a circus seal
>>685800066
but EVERYONE is an "artist" these days thanks to the web of course
Any leaks on Alison Haislip? Her phone was stolen recently
>>685800566
she seems smart enough not to have any good stuff on there
>>685800066
>that cock probably has God knows what inside of it
almond milk \m/
>>685792432
Name plox?
>>685790643
She's hot as hell until that damn 'straya accent comes out.
>>685800353
Yeh, I didn't like that song that much. But the first one was amazingly good.
So do I Skybro. Never had a father. I'll probably give the movie a try. Even tho I'm not a big fan of drama.
>>685800857
sky ferreira
enjoy
>>685800857
the Sky
>>685800857
Sky Ferreira.
>>685800857
Uncle's 2nd slut in command
>>685801157
Luck fucker came hard inside josie maran
>>685800915
Never had a father either. Why are we so alike dovebro?
But yeah you oughta check out the movie, I like it. Alot.
Also it's got Ryan Gosling, and he's pretty fucking great.
>>685801096
top kek
>>685801157
stop
![terri with Josie Maran for Sisley ''Farming'' campain - 2001 [josietopless].gif](https://i.imgur.com/5l0jfxN.gif "terri with Josie Maran for Sisley ''Farming'' campain - 2001 [josietopless]")
>>685801328
heil T-Bone
>>685801412
I don't know. Perhaps becuase everyone on /b/ has at least one issue.
I will, I will. But today I'll watch Interstellar again.
>>685799834
>superpower
It's called money, faggot.
>>685801157
Oh god, not Josie Maran too
I would do anything to have this man's life.
>>685801842
BUT
BILL GATES
DOESN'T
GET
THAT GRADE A PUTANG
LIKE
T-BONE
bill's wife is ugly and has lots of more squilla than T-Bone
>>685801157
>tfw Mother fuckers post shit tier women and people like Josie exist
